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2010

29

Apr

UK Trash the Next Generation at Some Launch Party of the Day

I don’t know anything about the UK or the trash it produces in terms of music, celebrity and Katie Price or in this case the next generation of Katie Price whores…so I decided to ask my ex-internet girlfriend who lives in the UK what the deal is behind these slutty trashcan looking pigs in various shitty UK bands and why they are famous….is it because the UK is filled with uneducated mill workers and chimney sweepers, or do they just think pussy should look fake tanned, fake titted, like it was still the 90s….

This is what she had to say:

Well over here the tabloids are different and there’s a whole subculture of ‘glamour girls’ and footballers wives, but it’s not like I could sing you a Pixie Lott song. I don’t think I’ve ever heard her. Frankie Sanford used to be in a group when she was 9 called S Club Juniors. They made a reality TV show about it. Tulisa…who the hell is that…oh ndubz girl, yeah shes not really very famous. They’re talentless and average and really boring….No I will not make my pussy talk on Skype for you.

British people, even when they are 17 year old girls, always sound so smart…it’s the accent, even in their writing….and all I really know is that if a bitch is wearing her bedroom lingerie as her outside clothes…she can’t be all that bad….

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Frankie Sandford|Pixie Lott|Tulisa|UK Trash

2010

29

Apr

Lisa Rinna’s and Her Stupid Lips Have Hard Nipples of the Day

I still don’t really know what Lisa Rinna does other than get bad plastic surgery, but I do know that her nipples are hard in these pictures, which after having married a fat slob with inverted nipples, is exciting to me, cuz there’s nothing worse than trying to find nipple when trying get it on with a bitch back when you used to fool around and care about feeling her up, before slowly letting that turn into fucking for the sake of cumming, to not fucking at all….marriage is a shitty thing and I guess so are Lisa Rinna blowjobs because she has no mobility in her lips and shit would be like shoving your dick inside a pool toy or anything else made of hard plastic with a hole small enough to fit you in it…

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Hard Nipples|Lisa Rinna

2010

29

Apr

Jenna Bentley is Some Playboy Model Lookin to Get Noticed of the Day

I don’t understand what is going on in a woman’s mind when she does this to herself or turns herself in this kind of novelty act. I know it has something to do with being raped or molested as a kid, or growing up as the ugly girl who got no male attention, who was always jealous of the girl in the classroom that all the boys wanted cuz she was staked, or maybe she realized that in America, it is just that easy to get herself in Playboy, all it takes is 5,000 dollar tits and a dream….not that being in Playboy really opens any doors for a bitch these days, which probably explains why she’s doing these staged pictures to get noticed….cuz after peaking in Playboy she realizes that she has no idea where to go next….and the whole thing isn’t hot…it’s actually really fucking poverty and desperate as far as I’m concerned….but tits are tits even if they’re stupid looking and in a cheap whore bikini….

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Bathing Suit|Jenna Bentley|Playboy|Tit

2010

28

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

I hate irritating hockey fans who are currently filling up the streets and the bars in their team colors chanting about how bad they want their team to win while there are some of us who don’t give a fuck about hockey and what they are doing are hate crimes against us, lock these fuckers up for shoving their bullshit down our throat like some kind of cult leaders…you don’t see me organizing protests about how bad I love pussy and how great pussy is with big shirts with pussies on them….cuz I keep my passions and the things I am a fan of to my fucking self…I’m respectable like that…

Here are my stepLINKS….

Jessica Alba is Trying to Touch Kate Hudson’s Vagina
GO

Shauna Sand is a Whore in Whores Clothing
(seriously this one takes the cake)
GO

15 Greatest Foods for When You’re Hungover
GO

Whores Are as Whores So
GO

Jessica Simpson’s Boobs Hit The Tonight Show
GO

Picture of the Day – QUIT STEALING – VIDEO
GO

The 10 Most Awful Team Songs in Sports History
GO

Food Network Giada de Laurentis Nip Slip Flash. Blink And It’s Gone!
GO

Some Young Girl Shows Off Her Double D’s
GO

10 Girls From Orange County Not Named Kristen Cavelleri That You’d Fuck
GO

Street Fighter Tragedy
GO

Some Jennifer Lopez, Jst Because
GO

Someone Got These Kids to Renact the Hills and It’s Hilarious – VIDEO
GO

Check Out Dee
GO

Babe in Stockings and Pussy Play – VIDEO
GO

Nika Lauraitis Gallery
GO

Whitney Houston is Turning Into a Fucking Hack – VIDEO
GO

Sunny Leone Anyone?
GO

Get a Load of Mileena Hayes
GO

Hot Slut of the Day
GO

Ashley Simpson Bikini Shots
GO

Sara and Sienna Get It On
GO

Mmmmmmm Erin Lucas
GO

Sacha Grey Bikini Shots
GO

Christina Aguilera Gets Down On All Fours
GO

I Wanna Bang Drakes Girlfriend
GO

I’ll Do Anything Naked Olivia Munn Tells Me to Do
GO

Sara Jo is Sexy
GO

Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
GO

What is Your Fave Body Part – VIDEO
GO

More of Kate Hudson Looking Like a Tranny
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Crissy Moran Gallery
GO

Megan Fox Looks Disgusting and Is Still Hotter Than Your Girlfriend
GO

Cat Training Made Easy…Wait, What? – VIDEO
GO

Noureen DeWulf Has Nice Titties
GO

Hospitals Are More Fun With Amy Winehouse Around
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How to: Throw a Keg Party
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Skanks in a Catfight + Some Dude – VIDEO
GO

Guess Which Nasty Blonde is Hooked on Painkllers
GO

Brianna Lee Anyone?
GO

Liz Hurley is Still Looking Hot
GO

Follow Me, It’ll Do You Good
FACEBOOK and TWITTER

Posted in:stepLINKS

2010

28

Apr

Austin Texas Interracial Couple of the Day

Nothing sexier than fucking a 16 year old Mexican hooker in a La Quinta Inn…..than the loving interracial couple who are behind trafficking the 16 year old Mexican hooker while they sat in the car with their baby…a wholesome activity to some people…illegal according to the Austin police who are obviously trying to put an end to everyone’s fun as the police tends to like doing…bastards….

Posted in:Human Trafficking

2010

28

Apr

Dakota Fanning is a Disaster of the Day

I dig Dakota Fanning….Not in a sexual way…but because she represents real life better than most celebrities…see when she was 6 and acted like she was 40, everyone would laugh and were convinced she’d grow up to be cute and interesting and to be the next top tier Hollywood Actress, but instead, despite what everyone wanted and expected, she turned out to grow up ugly like so many other cute young kids, only in her case it’s so much funnier because the public actually had high hopes for her, when other cute kids gone ugly only let down their parents….so as she looks like shit and enters her adult life that will be polluted with self-hatred, depression, disappointment and constant reminders the she peaked at 8 years old to lead her to drug addiction something that is always fun to watch….except for the parents who feel guilty for doing this to their kids and turning their kids into products for their personal gain….

Here she is lookin like shit.

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Dakota Fanning|Disaster

2010

28

Apr

Courtney Love Seduces Me with Her Gutter See Thru of the Day

I thought these pictures of Courtney Love were of her gutter tits. I didn’t realize she was wearing a bar and I figure I’ll post the shit, despite how fucking haggard and disgusting the bitch is, partially because of her her contribution to pop culture by killing off Kurt Cobain, something that you may be sad happned because you are a loser, but gives annoying 35 year old twats stuck in the past something to talk about when they run into other annoying 35 year old twats who were so influenced by dude’s contribution to their lives…you know with posters to put on their wall, t-shirts to wear and conversations to have every time a Nirvana song comes up on the radio which wouldn’t have happened if Cobain survived Grunge like he was Eddie Veder or other losers people don’t remember exist anymore…but also because I got nothing else going on….

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Courtney Love|Gutter|Tits

2010

28

Apr

Navy Sailors of the Day

Nothing says “I am a man who serves my country and fights for your freedom” like 3 sailors who tag teamed a fucking 12 year old. I have always believed that being in the army fucks people up…it trains you to kill, exposes you pretty much a living nightmare, sometimes it takes you away from pussy for long periods of time, and apparently it can put you on a quest with your fellow servicemen for the tightest pussy you can find….cuz those who fuck kids together….protect the country together…or some shit….fucked up.

Posted in:Navy|Sex with Minors

2010

28

Apr

Doutzen Kroes in Her Bikini for Bazaar of the Day

Doutzen Kroes is another one of those models who is owned by Victoria’s Secret because Victoria’s Secret found them in some obscure country, kidnapped them and forced them to sign their “agency” for life, or until they are done with them, and if they don’t, their family gets killed off or some shit…the only non Victoria’s Secret shit they can do is SI, or any other bikini/lingerie work, to keep people wanting to fuck them, so that there is a reason for the Victoria’s Secret catalog, or some shit….

So here she is in Bazaar, and the pictures don’t have as much Vagina lip as I’d like to see, but it’s better than nothing….

Posted in:Bikini|Doutzen Kroes

2010

28

Apr

Jessica Simpson’s Fat Ass Tits on Leno of the Day

I can’t believe Jay Leno is allowed on TV….but the other thing I can’t believe is that the tank that is Jessica Simpson pretends that she works out….I mean based on everything I see from her fat chick tits, to her fat chick arms, to her fat chick legs, to her fat chick shoulders, to everything fat about her….So Leno makes tit jokes, back alley blowjob hooker jokes and she jiggles when she talks about her Nicorette gum addiction despite having never smoked in her life, when she probably should because if she did actually smoke she’d probably have a better body, since any model and cokewhore party slut will tell you cigarettes help make them skinny….

Posted in:Fat|Jessica Simpson|Leno