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2010

28

Apr

Navy Sailors of the Day

Nothing says “I am a man who serves my country and fights for your freedom” like 3 sailors who tag teamed a fucking 12 year old. I have always believed that being in the army fucks people up…it trains you to kill, exposes you pretty much a living nightmare, sometimes it takes you away from pussy for long periods of time, and apparently it can put you on a quest with your fellow servicemen for the tightest pussy you can find….cuz those who fuck kids together….protect the country together…or some shit….fucked up.

Posted in:Navy|Sex with Minors

2010

28

Apr

Doutzen Kroes in Her Bikini for Bazaar of the Day

Doutzen Kroes is another one of those models who is owned by Victoria’s Secret because Victoria’s Secret found them in some obscure country, kidnapped them and forced them to sign their “agency” for life, or until they are done with them, and if they don’t, their family gets killed off or some shit…the only non Victoria’s Secret shit they can do is SI, or any other bikini/lingerie work, to keep people wanting to fuck them, so that there is a reason for the Victoria’s Secret catalog, or some shit….

So here she is in Bazaar, and the pictures don’t have as much Vagina lip as I’d like to see, but it’s better than nothing….

Posted in:Bikini|Doutzen Kroes

2010

28

Apr

Jessica Simpson’s Fat Ass Tits on Leno of the Day

I can’t believe Jay Leno is allowed on TV….but the other thing I can’t believe is that the tank that is Jessica Simpson pretends that she works out….I mean based on everything I see from her fat chick tits, to her fat chick arms, to her fat chick legs, to her fat chick shoulders, to everything fat about her….So Leno makes tit jokes, back alley blowjob hooker jokes and she jiggles when she talks about her Nicorette gum addiction despite having never smoked in her life, when she probably should because if she did actually smoke she’d probably have a better body, since any model and cokewhore party slut will tell you cigarettes help make them skinny….

Posted in:Fat|Jessica Simpson|Leno

2010

28

Apr

Christina Aguilera’s Half Naked Lady Gaga Impression of the Day

Christina Aguilera is previewing her new video cuz she’s making a comeback….

It depresses me that Lady Gaga became such a big deal in music because now everyone is biting her style that she bit from Madonna in some kind of bullshit hipster fashionista claim that she’s a “performing artist” and that she pushed boundaries with her “House of Gaga”….

Not because I don’t like seeing these celebrities half naked fighting to get noticed, especially when they are Christina Aguilera and her breast implants, but because it just takes away the whole effect when I know this is her thinking Gaga’s way is the only way, essentially giving Gaga the credit she doesn’t fucking deserve just because she’s got a bunch of singles….

I don’t know how to make this make sense because I am a drunk, but what I am trying to say is that I hate that bitch can’t come up with her own act that is equally half naked while giving Gaga credit she doesn’t deserve and making herself look like a bottom feeding piece of trash, when really she paved the way for this bullshit…

I don’t think that made it make more sense….but watch the preview and enjoy.

Posted in:Christina Aguilera|Half Naked|New Video

2010

28

Apr

The Newest Slut With Paris Hilton Herpes of the Day

If I was a scientist, I’d like to map out the Paris Hilton strain of herpes to see who has it, where it has gone, who it has touched, and who has been blessed with her scabby gift they can carry on for their lives, and a valtrex prescription that will clear the shit up but will be embarrassing to pick up at the pharmacy cuz everyone working will see you’re a herpes-ridden piece of shit….

But I’m not a scientist, so I get my kicks watching Paris Hilton’s ex with some chick who I know is with him cuz she thinks it is cool he dated Paris Hilton as Paris is her idol and who she aspires to be…based on the way she dresses and looks…and I know she’s not using condoms cuz getting knocked up with his baby would be so cool since that dick was in Paris Hilton and he doesn’t use condoms cuz he’s already got herpes so why bother..And I think she has a penis…

The whole thing is almost amazing….

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Dough Reinheardt|Herpes|Paris Hilton

2010

28

Apr

Pornstar Kim Kardashian’s Fat Body Squeezed into a Dress of the Day

I don’t care how fucking tight the dress Kim Kardashian’s fat body is squeezed into…..she will always be nothing but a fucking disgusting pig to me. Not just because she let’s more black dude’s piss on her than the one working toilet in the Detroit housing project, but she isn’t good looking. She’s got this massive fucking head that makes you think her body is proportionate and normal looking…but it’s not…she’s just a lazy fat slob who makes her money cuz she was a boring amateur pornstar…which is the same way most lazy girls make a living…because pussy works better than brain most of the fucking time….here are the pics cuz for some reason America cares about this pale shit colored trash in her sparkly cheap stripper trying to look classy dress..

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Kim Kardashian|Pornstar

2010

28

Apr

Paris Hilton’s Push Up Bra Tries to Win Some Fame Back of the Day

The nice thing about these pictures is that throughout the night Paris Hilton’s face fell off while she drank and snorted away her sorrows…unfortunately not the kind of “face falling off” I’d like that leaves her in a ditch somewhere with some crazed lunatic running down the street in heels saying “that’s hot, I’m Paris Hilton, let’s cuddle, look at me I’m famous, I have hotels” or some other crazy person shit….but the kind of “face falling off” where she doesn’t feel like she looks her best so she cover’s the fuck up, a strategy I like to use on some of the pussy I have fucked, “yeah baby, let’s just do doggy”…..

Either way, she’s on her quest to get noticed again, she’s on her quest to get some of the attention Kardashian is getting, she realizes that showing some skin is the only thing people care about or want to see, since she started out as a pornstar and as Jenna Jameson will prove in 5 years when her addiction gets the best of her and she spends all her money, that you’re always a pornstar….and pornstars show their fucking genitals….or in this case their tits…in a push up bra…cuz that’s all people care about and that’s all she’s got to offer the world…

Useless fucking cunt.

The other nice thing about these pictures is that her friend was showing her panties….not because her friend is hot…but because her friend isn’t Paris Hilton showing her panties….since Paris Hilton panties are disgusting and classified a crime scene…

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Paris Hilton|Push Up Bra

2010

28

Apr

Eva Longoria Should be Deported of the Day

Dirty Mexican trash Eva Longoria should be fucking deported even though she was born in America strictly based on the fact that she tried her hardest to be white and live the American dream, you know getting on TV and shit, but genetics couldn’t trick her dress size as she now looks like a dumpy piece of Mexican trash you’d expect to find cookin’ in a Hollywood home for a rich family, which brings up the real proof as to how white she tries is, because no real Mexican would hire a Mexican to do their dirty work, but I have a feeling Eva Longoria would in her quest to be white….

She can pose with our troops like she was George Bush trying to trick people forget that he is killing thousands of people in a war by saying shit like “support our troops”…but that doesn’t make her any less busted, interesting, or white American….and here are the pics…

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Eva Longoria|Fat

2010

28

Apr

Dave Matthews and His Sloppy Wife in her Bikini of the Day

I wouldn’t have expected Dave Matthews to have prime pussy since he’s pretty much irrelevant. Sure every single Jewish girl and hippie at camp I’ve ever met loves his shit….but he’s still not Lady Gaga….I know that just because he’s on TV, he could probably rake in a few tighter bodied groupies than this slophole, but really and you’d think he could get himself a better quality wife…

I mean he struggled through getting a record deal, touring, recording fucking groupies all these years on his rise to whatever level of fame he has now, and he ended up with this and all I know is that if I was him, this would be like a huge fuck you on my life despite all the success he’s had or how much money he has in the bank…he still has to wake up to this shit or come home to this shit…

The only explanation for this is that he knocked her up and is trying to do the good thing because she doesn’t believe in abortions when you get pregnant by rich people in bands….

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Dave Matthews|wife

2010

27

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

Today started out as an amazing day….my wife was laying next to me in bed totally silent and not moving when she normally pants and struggles for air like anyone with apnea would. I thought today was the day that I’d be a free man officially…but 5 minutes into me jumping up and down excited and singing songs of Freedom like the slaves when they were let free she asked me for a fucking glass of water…reminding me that dreams don’t come true…and shit went all down hill from there….

Here are my stepLINKS….

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Beyonce and Her Nip Slip
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Guess Who Had Coke Up Her Vadge All During the 70’s?
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The 13 Best Zombie Novels Ever Written
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Hot Hockey Women Wives You’d Want To Fuck
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Get Laid, Why Not?
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I’m Not Quite Sure What Scarlett Johansson is Wearing and to Be Honest I Really Wish She Would Just Taje It Off
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BUY YOURSELF A MAN PHONE – VIDEO
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The 15 Greatest Athlete Jumps of All Time (With Video)
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Kelly Brooke Bikini Body
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Seriously, The Mormon Church is fucked Up – VIDEO
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Amanda Seifried is Leggy
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Chloe is Naked
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Lesbian Threesom With Toys
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Miranda Kerr Hotness
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Is It Me or Is Ali Lohan Starting to Look Like Sam Ronson? I Wonder if Lohan is Fucking Her?
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Jabba the Hut in the Making – VIDEO
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Ohhhhh Cody Lane…
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I’m Not Sure WTF is Going on in M.I.A’s New Video, But Here It Is Anyways – VIDEO
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More Photos of Zahia Dehar
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Tiffany is a Girl Next Door Type
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Helena Mattssonn is a Hot Blonde
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Wino’s Titty Trauma, Take 2 (Or is it 3?)
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A Little Latina to Make Tuesday Bearable
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Christina Aguilera Dances In Lingerie — At Church! – VIDEOs
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Jesus Take The Wheel: You Will Not Believe What This Madman Had In A Bag
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Toni Braxton and Her Camel Toe Are Looking Good
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They Live Together and They Sleep Together – VIDEO
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Betty White is Gonna host SNL and It’s Gonna Be Amazing – VIDEO
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Yeah I’d Fuck Selma Blair
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Well Hello Jessie Summers
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Here’s a Leak of ScarJo in Iron Man 2 – VIDEO
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And Now, The Greatest Song Ever Recorded – VIDEO
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Gwen Stefani is Going to Murder Courtney Love
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Car Model Faceplant – VIDEO
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Stripfilm of the Day
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Sophie Howard is Topless in Lingerie
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Lada May Look Innocent But I Assure You She is Anything But
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We all love Bianca Beauchamp
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Randy Quaid and His Wife Are Fucking Insane and I Love It
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The 5 Most Fraudulent Psychics of All-Time
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