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2010

20

Apr

Gisele Bundchen Does the Gym of the Day

Here are some pictures of “Mom” Gisele Bundchen heading to the gym…..I’m still not covinced that she is an actual woman…and have a feeling the pregnancy was just a PR stunt to try to spin rumors that she was born a man.

Brazil is very tranny friendly, so tranny friendly that if you go there, you usually can’t tell the difference between real woman and man dressed like a woman or man who got cheap Brazilian surgery to become a woman.

She has very very hard features and before getting fired from Victoria’s Secret, she was getting a ton of negative press ripping into her for having a cock, leading to her getting fired from a company who NEVER fires any model and pretty much sign them for life….

There’s something going on here, I just don’t know what it is, and I wouldn’t mind using my dick and tongue to explore how authentic her pussy actually is, cuz I know I’d be able to feel and taste the difference between real vagina and inside-out scrotum….I don’t feel the need to go into why I know that I can feel the differnce…I just know I can and that’s all that matters…

Here is some Gisele heading to the gym.

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Gisele Bundchen|Gym|Off-Duty Model

2010

20

Apr

Dita Von Teese Stupid Outfit of the Day

I don’t find Dita Von Teese hot. I never did. Not even when she was dildo fucking on video back when she was nothing but an internet star, before Burlesque made a comeback, because fat and ugly girls apparently want the opportunity to feel sexy too and before the internet star became known outside of the internet thanks to Playboy, giving bitch a long lasting career pretending she’s a Vampire from the 1940s.

I do find this outfit hysterical, it’s some clown shit, I’m talking Patch Adams shit, I hope she’s on her way to the hospital to help dying kids realize dying is no so bad cuz people like this exist in the world and make a career off it and had no choice but to post it.

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Dita Von Teese|Outfit|Stupid

2010

20

Apr

Ana Beatriz Barros is an Off-Duty Model of the Day

Here are some boring pictures of a Victoria’s Secret model who you are used to seeing half naked in lingerie and bikinis ruining her fucking image by wearing everyday clothes. There should be something in their fucking contracts that when they sign their life away to Victoria’s Secret in exchange for the safe return of their family, that all public appearances are made half naked, cuz seriously, I’m sure she’s hot, but I can’t really make it out because I’m too busy googling pictures of her to bother with the actual pictures of her…I wonder if her boyfriends have the same issue with her, it’s like everytime they try to fuck ends up in a fight cuz her grown over bush and un-made-up face is nothing like the pictures they have framed of her around the room that he is forced to stare at to cum, becuase he knows his pussy has potential, she just needs pounds of make up and 10,000 dollars a day to make it shine.

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Ana Beatriz Barros|Off-Duty Model

2010

20

Apr

Candace Rae for Ralph Magazine of the Day

Candace is my Twitter friend. She used to work for a company that really ripped me off for a lot of money called Savvy.com….now she works for herself getting naked in Playboy and pretty much anywhere she can.

Here she is half naked in Ralph magazine, now I rarely post glamour shots from shitty magazines, especially when they are Australian bullshit, but I figure she works hard at getting opportunities to get naked and any girl who puts that much effort in getting to show off her body deserves to get noticed….especially when they are redheads, but the good kind of redhead that Archie used to freak out over, you know the kind that doesn’t give little kids nightmares or have red pussies that contrast against their pale skin hard enough to make me gag…and a hot redhead I want to fuck is always a rare find….

So here is Candace to start up my lazy tuesday…Here is her Trendmill Profile

Posted in:Candace Rae|Lingerie|Ralph Magazine

2010

19

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

My internet has been running like fucking shit. Partially because it isn’t my internet, it is stolen because I am smart, except when the asshole neighbor who I steal from is a cheap piece of shit who keeps forgetting to pay his fucking bill because we live in the ghetto and I guess the asshole can’t manage his fucking finances proper, hence why he lives in low-income housing and doesn’t pay his shit on time and the whole thing is incovenienced me…not that you care….you like when I suffer…asshole…

The good news for me is that I still managed to post more useless bullshit than usual and for that you should….

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If you don’t want that kind of relationship with me, fuck you, but I’ll still give you my stepLINKS, cuz I’m nice….

I’d Rather See Megan Fox’s O Face
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Reality TV is About to Be Infected With a Whole New Strain of STD
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Katy Perry and Her Sweaty Tits at Coachella
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Hate Justin Bieber As Much As I Do? Join the Club
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Find A Good Old Fashion Slut Right Here
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Tila Tequila Panty Upskirt
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Why Your Son Was Banned On XBOX Live
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Carrie Underwood is Double Fisting. I’d Like to Double Fist Her Though
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Amber Heard Like You’ve Never Seen Her Before
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Cristiano Ronaldo’s 20 Hottest Girlfriends
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Self Shots Anyone?
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Lookin Good Sweetheart of the Day
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Nicolette Fucks Her Pussy With a Cucumber
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Adriana Lima is Topless
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Spring Break Pool Party – VIDEO
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Showering and Fingering
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Keep Bending Over Nina Mascunana, I Like the Way You’re Put Together
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Pac Man – The Movie – TRAILER
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Playboy Twins Karissa & Kristina Shannon Upskirts and Party Pics
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Capri Anderson is Fucking Hot
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I’d Love For Someone to Put Ke$ha in Front Of Me SO I Could Shoot Her in the Fuckng Head
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Jenna Jameson Throwback
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Asses Like These Make Living Worthwhile
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Drew Barrymore is Lookin Good
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WTF??? Chicago Man Arrested For Impersonating Dentist, Operated On Patients With Power Tools?!?!
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Christina Hendricks and Her Awesome Tits Are In Esquire
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Sammi and Lux Get It On With Each Other
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Jimmy Kimmel Rips on Leno Again – VIDEO
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Jennifer Lopez is Lookin Good These Days
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Codi is Just Plain Sexy
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A Workout Video You’ll Probably Watch and Jerk Off To
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Olivia is Looking Good as Always
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The Top 29 Cities For Men to Live In
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Cali Logan Strips on a Bed
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Kate Hudson is Lookin Good
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Letters to Annoying People of the Day
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Cupcake Overdose – VIDEO
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Ewok Karaoke – VIDEO
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I Can Think of Something Else I’d Like to Stick in Anna Lynne McCord’s Mouth
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2 hot Blondes Kissing on the Beach
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Rihanna is Rubbing Her Cunt of the Stage
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2010

19

Apr

Father of the Day

Here’s some real life Precious shit where dude had 4 babies with his daughter, only this is the white trash version. It involves campers, Oklahoma, hillbilly looking motherfuckers who look like pedophiles, garage burials and the whole thing is so fucking twisted, but in the dad’s defense, white trash like this find it hard to understand basic concepts in life like that just because he made the vagina, doesn’t mean it is his vagina to do what he wants with….it is not part of his redneck American dream along with dragging negroes behind his pick-up truck….these hicks just can’t figure out the basic things like washing, brushing teeth, holding down a job, graduating grade school and the basic functions you think you need to survive in life….They just get hungry and eat, get boners and fuck, get angry at black folk and light crosses on their yards and all the good stuff you only find in America.

Posted in:Incest|Parenting

2010

19

Apr

Agyness Deyn Nipple and Pixie Geldoff Ass at Coachella of the Day

Some UK cokehead “fashionista” hipster trash was also at Coachella, the shittiest smelling “music festival” so far this year, because hipster trash has nothing better to do with themselves than travel to music festivals in America, where they can sit in the VIP area and talk to other scenester celebrities about how they tricked the world into making them alot of money….

See one of these gutter pigs was a top model who made HUGE money and may still make huge money but I wouldn’t know since I don’t follow her bullshit….naked Angyness Deyn and here is her nipple…since hipsters don’t wear bras….esepcailly when we’ve all seen them naked in their work….

The other is the daughter of some knighted drug addict who threw a concert and pretended it was for charity but has been able to fuel his life of luxury off the shit the last 3 decades as well as fueling the life of his daughters who waste space, take drugs, do nothing, contribute nothing, and area totally uninteresting, unattractive and ugly especially when in their little shorts…

At least they have each other to understand each other….or some shit…

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Agyness Deyn|Ass|Nipple|Pixie Geldoff

2010

19

Apr

Katy Perry’s Strapped Up Tits at Coachella of the Day

I hate Coachella. It is some bullshit music festival that 75,000 idiots run out to in the desert because the line-up is just so fucking crazy that these hipsers can’t miss it and are willing to travel across country to be part of it like a bunch of fucking drones trying to earn coolness points in their bullshit scene. But what really annoys me about the shit is their VIP section where all these low-level celebrities go party for the weekend and sit by the pool in their own bullshit scene where they all suck up to each other and tell each other how great they are in this ego stroking, false sense of exclusivity shit that really fucking annoys me. Sure it’s just a fucking concert and I shouldn’t get so worked up about the shit, but I can’t help the hatred I feel…..

A lot of people you know but should not care about were there, but Katy Perry strapped up her fat tits probably had the best outfit amongst the bullshit that was in attendance, which isn’t saying much, but here are the pics anyway, cuz we like tits even if they are on a sloppy fucking monster….

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Coachella|Katy Perry|Tits

2010

19

Apr

Christina Hendricks Tits Do Esquire of the Day

I don’t watch Mad Men, but apparently it is a big deal…but probably not as big of a deal as Christina Hendricks’ tits because they are the only reason I know the show…which I guess brings up the question of why it took her until the age of 34 to break out, because locigally she has had her tits since she was 18, and her tits are the only reason people care about her, but that question is far too deep for the intelligence of my one reader, so I’ll just keep wondering it for myself, you’ve let me down again….

Posted in:Christina Hendricks|Esquire|Tits

2010

19

Apr

Kim Kardashian Jacks Her Pants Up Her Fat Ass of the Day

Here are some pictures of Kim Kardashian in Australia pulling her jeans up her ass, because I guess after a long flight of not getting fucked, she likes to feel something rub up between her ass cheeks, because that’s what whores who can’t control their urges do, or maybe she’s just wearing pants that are too small for her, because like most fat girls, she can’t accept the fact that she’s one size bigger that what she wants to admit she is, and the jacking the pants up her ass, is her way of keeping her ass contained and from spilling out of the shit, and no matter what the reason for this is, she’s still a worthless, lying, bullshit artist bitch who the world forgets let black dudes piss on her in a video that gave her this career, and the craziest thing in all this is that people think she’s hot, despite what her face looks like and the whole thing makes no sense to me.

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Ass|Kim Kardashian|Wedgie