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2010

16

Apr

Anne Hathaway Tits in a White Shirt of the Day

Anne Hathaway is a talent, if you consider making a decent set of tits as boring as humanly possible….unfortunately, that’s something I don’t consider a talent at all, but instead find disgraceful and disrespectful to her bra size….I figure we need rules in place that if anyone 34C and over buys a bra, they sign a contract that at least 50 percent of the time they leave their house, they show some fucking cleavage…not because I’m a frat jock typical “Bro” alpha make kind of guy…you know with my keg in the corner and my poster of tits on the wall like a fucking dufus retard who can’t get pussy but has his buddies to talk tit with, but because I’m a perver and like any dude, I like looking at tits, it gets me through life and makes me hate my wife less cuz it gives me that little taste I need, like a fix, so that I don’t fully hate her cuz I’m reminded there’s good in the world, even though I’m stuck with such shit….like my wife and Anne Hathaway hiding her tits….

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Anne Hathaway|Tits

2010

16

Apr

Worthless Old Lady that Isn’t an Old Lady Tits of the Day

Her name is Kim Zolciak. She’s on a TV show that wouldn’t be a TV show if there weren’t so many useless TV channels now that everyone’s got cable and the companies are trying to fill up time slots with serious low quality shit that doesn’t do shit for society but pollute it….and it’d be nice if they could instill laws against this kind of polluting llike they do when it comes to polluting other aspects of our life…you know like when I get a ticket for not picking up my dog’s shit, or in trouble for dumping my kitchen garbage out of my window, and how they make people with cars from the 70s get their exhaust pipes fixed and how they make us recycle and all that other bullshit…but for some reason, they can shove the garbage like Real Housewives of Bullshit about this pig’s life down our fucking throats like we care…doing nothing good for any of us…

It makes no fucking sense to me…it’s like you can’t put naked pussy on primetime but you can get away producing this shit…Hollywood is done. It doesn’t need an earthquake to sink it into the pacific, they suiciding themselves.

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:cleavage|Kim Zolciak|Tits

2010

16

Apr

Candice Swanepoel’s South African Pussy in a Bikini of the Day

This South African was getting paid 10,000 dollars a day when she was 16. She’s 21 now and probably makes a lot more than that now…and as much as I had encouraging hot girls and letting them thinking they are worth more than they actually are by paying them to stand around, that kind of money gives them a huge ego,

Cuz I know if she was just on the beach in South Africa with her friends, or in a bar, she would have been easy to bang, all it would take is a couple of spiked drinks, but now her security detail gets in the way of that….cuz she’s all fucking posh and shit…but at least she’s actually hot, cuz I get a lot angrier about this shit when the bitches with egos, thinking they are hot a great cuz the media tells them they are, when they are actually ugly and wouldn’t be worth fucking if I had standards….or if they weren’t the celebrities they have become…in a “I’d fuck her cuz she was in Precious” kinda thing….

Posted in:Bikini Model|Candice Swanepoel|South Africa

2010

16

Apr

Larry King’s Divorce is Hilarious of the Day

Someone called me laughing about the Larry King divorce. They were telling me how at 75 he’s worth 150 million dollars and was caught buying his sister-in-law a 150,000 dollar car, and that got his wife investigating to find out that he was cheating on her, when anyone with half a brain can smell the bullshit on that story, cuz at 75 the only thing dude’s cheating on anyone with is with naps and maybe on food that’s not on his low sodium, low fat diet when no one is looking….Clearly, the reality is that bitch was getting her pussy stuffed by someone who isn’t a troll looking monster, cuz she’s been there long enough to cash the fuck in even though her original plan was for him to die off sooner than this, but she just can’t wait any longer or waste anymore of her life with him, it’s time to cash the fuck out, cuz at this rate Larry King may out live her….

They were spotted at their kid’s baseball game together yesterday….which is weird cuz I always thought you were supposed to kill your ex-wife’s off before the divorce settlement…

Here are some pictures of the guy she’s been reportedly banging….which makes perfect sense to me….cuz all these old rich man marrying cunts pull pussy on the side….cuz fucking 75 years olds, although hot to some, eventually gets you depressed no matter how much you’re whore cunt is getting paid…and dude’s clearly loving the attention…

Pics via PacificCoastNews
Pics via Fame

Posted in:Divorce|Larry King

2010

16

Apr

Amanda Seyfried Gets Intimate with a Dog of the Day

I made the mistake of posting clips of the Amanda Seyfried sex scene with Julianne Moore yesterday because bitch pretty much blew up my fucking servers.

My site hardly works now and I got a bill from my host for 1000 dollars just for the fucking day, that I am not going to pay because I don’t make 1000 dollars off the site a month, let alone in a fucking day and even if I did make 1000 dollars a month, I’d rather spend that shit on booze than keeping the site alive, not that it matters….

So that means that after 6 fucking years of this bullshit, Amanda Seyfried officially brought down DrunkenStepfather.com. No one before he has had that power, not even when I was the first to post sex tapes, so I may have to close-up after all these years cuz of clips of this cunt.

I’d fucking sue the bitch if the clips weren’t stolen, which pretty much kills any case I might have had…..not to mention, I don’t have a lawyer or know how to reach her people, because if I did, I wouldn’t be typing this, I’d be trying to figure out a way to sneak into her house so that I could hide in her closet and watch her get down to business with her dog….like I need to see how hot and heavy they get together…because she’s one of those girls you see your friends throw their life away to marry, only in this case, she’s got actual sex appeal and isn’t just a mechanism for him to not feel like a lonely loser anymore….

Either way, here she is loving her dog….

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Amanda Seyfried|Dog|Intimate

2010

16

Apr

Sports Spectator of the Day

This guy is amazing. He had a few drinks at a baseball game, realized baseball is boring as fuck and decided to make himself throw up all over an 11 year old girl for good times, but unfortunately her dad was an off-duty cop and dude ended up getting beat the fuck down…

I guess some people just don’t like seeing people have a good time. We call them rain on my paraders or fascist pigs….

Posted in:Sportsfan

2010

16

Apr

Tila Tequila Tits Bore Me of the Day

I have said all I really need to say about Tila Tequila. It is now at the point of me actually getting annoyed of the shit. Before, I thought it was okay to point and laugh at her in her demise, but she’s dragging this shit on and on and someone needs to just put her out of her fucking misery. The world gets it, she wants to get noticed, she wants attention, she wants to think the peak is yet to come and that she still matters and will always matter, but she doesn’t matter, and no one does care, except for the occasional pervert who likes mini asian people with huge fake tits….

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Tila Tequila|Tits

2010

16

Apr

Dayton Ohio is the Happiest Place on Earth of the Day

Here’s the reason why Dayton Ohio is the happiest place on Earth:

A guy got shot at, him and his family called the cops. Once the cops got there they took names for witness reports noticed the one guy had a warrant out for him so they arrested him then his sister threw a cell phone at the cop all pissed and her ass got tazed and some other homie got punched in head by two fat cops who throw punches like they’d rather be eating donuts….

Fuck Disneyland ain’t got shit on Dayton Ohio….and I think it’s time for Dayton to stand the fuck up and get their title back from that pedophile Disney shit….seriously…let’s start a movement and this dude and his ripped shirt and the tazed bitch will be our Mickey and Minnie Mouse….

Posted in:Race Wars

2010

15

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

I don’t live a very exciting life these days.

I drink all day and try not to leave the house. I barely bother hitting bars or the park becuase it’s cold outside and I’m banned from half the places in the city, so I rely heavy on my internet girlfriends to entertain me, unfortunately, I don’t have any, so this is my cry for help….no wait, this is my stepLINKS…I save my cry for help for facebook and twitter and occassionally for random girls in leggings or short shorts I can’t help but chat up, and then there’s the cashiers at stores I go to, waitresses at restaurants and bars I got to and pretty much any pussy I come across who I have to leave a lasting impression of disgust on….I just hate feeling braindead and forgetting the point of this post…oh right stepLINKS…here they are…

Kate Hudson Probably Got Tit Implants and Here They Are
GO

Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell. Just Making A FUCKING STATUE!
GO

I Think Russel Brand May Be Onto Something Here…
(Must Read)
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Wow Colin Farrell Fucked All These Hot Girls?
GO

Because Lonely Days Don’t Have to Mean Lonely Nights
GO

Jordan Carver’s Gallery Will Have You Thinking Naughty Thoughts
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Remember the Star Wars Uncut Project? Here’s the First Clip and It’s Awesome
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The Hottest Blondes in Sports
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Why Italian Survivor is Better Than American Survivor
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In An Effort to Advance His Awesomeness, Conan O’Brien Does Just That
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A Little Jennifer Lopez, Just Because
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Jessica and Her Self Shots
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Swingers Party – VIDEO
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Dear The Situation: This is Your Future
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A Little More Tila Tequila, This Time With a Tit Flash
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Candice Swanepoel In Swimwear
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Audrey Bitoni Anyone?
GO

I’d Like to Be All Over Daphne Joy
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Chloe From Leeds is Topless
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Two Dirty Sluts Get On
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
GO

How About An Alessandra Ambrosio Throwback
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Meet Mary Jane
GO

I Don’t Know Who Nina Hagen Is, But Any Lady That’s Looks This Crazy and Hates Lady Gaga This Much Has Got Something Going On
GO

Vanessa Hudgens Short Skirt
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Just Your Average, Normal Everyday in the Third Grade….With Heroin
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Ariel on the Sybian
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Basketball Dunk Goes Wrong
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Hayden Panettiere Actually Looks Like an Adult and Not Like a Midget Line Backer For Once
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A Little Hannah Hilton Just Because
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Doutzen Kroes Anyone?
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She Needs a Boyfriend – VIDEO
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Larry King May Be Old, But He’s Got a Great Right Hook
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Wow These Pictures of Pam Anderson Actually Don’t Make Me Want to Puke
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School Girl Fail – VIDEO
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Striptease of the Day
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Kendra Wilkinson Clevage
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Dawson Miller in the Buff
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Follow Me If It’s the Last Thing You Do
FACEBOOK and TWITTER

Posted in:stepLINKS

2010

15

Apr

Amanda Seyfried Sex Scene in Chloe of the Day

I saw this movie Chloe the other day on cheap night because my pervert friend wanted to see Amanda Seyfried naked and that perverted friend was me. She’s hot and after seeing this, I may be in love with her or at least with her tits, which is saying a lot, because I fucking hate all celebrities.

I like that she’s smart with her career because she takes the money from the fluffy bullshit roles that normaly kill careers when they replace you with another fluffy bullshit actor, but still gets naked in other roles, keeping her shit nice a diverse.

I also like that Lohan hates her because Lohan knows she’s a threat and because she doesn’t answer Lohan’s calls, cuz despite being on Mean Girls together, she knew Lohan had shit on her…

Here are some of the Chloe scenes I loved her tits in….

Here is the Julianne Moore lesbian scene….

Part 2….

Here are some other nude scenes…..

Here is a sex scene with some dude….

Here’s some Julianne Moore tit in a shower scene….

Posted in:Amanda Seyfried|Chloe|Nude|Sex Scene