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2010

19

Apr

Father of the Day

Here’s some real life Precious shit where dude had 4 babies with his daughter, only this is the white trash version. It involves campers, Oklahoma, hillbilly looking motherfuckers who look like pedophiles, garage burials and the whole thing is so fucking twisted, but in the dad’s defense, white trash like this find it hard to understand basic concepts in life like that just because he made the vagina, doesn’t mean it is his vagina to do what he wants with….it is not part of his redneck American dream along with dragging negroes behind his pick-up truck….these hicks just can’t figure out the basic things like washing, brushing teeth, holding down a job, graduating grade school and the basic functions you think you need to survive in life….They just get hungry and eat, get boners and fuck, get angry at black folk and light crosses on their yards and all the good stuff you only find in America.

Posted in:Incest|Parenting

2010

19

Apr

Agyness Deyn Nipple and Pixie Geldoff Ass at Coachella of the Day

Some UK cokehead “fashionista” hipster trash was also at Coachella, the shittiest smelling “music festival” so far this year, because hipster trash has nothing better to do with themselves than travel to music festivals in America, where they can sit in the VIP area and talk to other scenester celebrities about how they tricked the world into making them alot of money….

See one of these gutter pigs was a top model who made HUGE money and may still make huge money but I wouldn’t know since I don’t follow her bullshit….naked Angyness Deyn and here is her nipple…since hipsters don’t wear bras….esepcailly when we’ve all seen them naked in their work….

The other is the daughter of some knighted drug addict who threw a concert and pretended it was for charity but has been able to fuel his life of luxury off the shit the last 3 decades as well as fueling the life of his daughters who waste space, take drugs, do nothing, contribute nothing, and area totally uninteresting, unattractive and ugly especially when in their little shorts…

At least they have each other to understand each other….or some shit…

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Agyness Deyn|Ass|Nipple|Pixie Geldoff

2010

19

Apr

Katy Perry’s Strapped Up Tits at Coachella of the Day

I hate Coachella. It is some bullshit music festival that 75,000 idiots run out to in the desert because the line-up is just so fucking crazy that these hipsers can’t miss it and are willing to travel across country to be part of it like a bunch of fucking drones trying to earn coolness points in their bullshit scene. But what really annoys me about the shit is their VIP section where all these low-level celebrities go party for the weekend and sit by the pool in their own bullshit scene where they all suck up to each other and tell each other how great they are in this ego stroking, false sense of exclusivity shit that really fucking annoys me. Sure it’s just a fucking concert and I shouldn’t get so worked up about the shit, but I can’t help the hatred I feel…..

A lot of people you know but should not care about were there, but Katy Perry strapped up her fat tits probably had the best outfit amongst the bullshit that was in attendance, which isn’t saying much, but here are the pics anyway, cuz we like tits even if they are on a sloppy fucking monster….

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Coachella|Katy Perry|Tits

2010

19

Apr

Christina Hendricks Tits Do Esquire of the Day

I don’t watch Mad Men, but apparently it is a big deal…but probably not as big of a deal as Christina Hendricks’ tits because they are the only reason I know the show…which I guess brings up the question of why it took her until the age of 34 to break out, because locigally she has had her tits since she was 18, and her tits are the only reason people care about her, but that question is far too deep for the intelligence of my one reader, so I’ll just keep wondering it for myself, you’ve let me down again….

Posted in:Christina Hendricks|Esquire|Tits

2010

19

Apr

Kim Kardashian Jacks Her Pants Up Her Fat Ass of the Day

Here are some pictures of Kim Kardashian in Australia pulling her jeans up her ass, because I guess after a long flight of not getting fucked, she likes to feel something rub up between her ass cheeks, because that’s what whores who can’t control their urges do, or maybe she’s just wearing pants that are too small for her, because like most fat girls, she can’t accept the fact that she’s one size bigger that what she wants to admit she is, and the jacking the pants up her ass, is her way of keeping her ass contained and from spilling out of the shit, and no matter what the reason for this is, she’s still a worthless, lying, bullshit artist bitch who the world forgets let black dudes piss on her in a video that gave her this career, and the craziest thing in all this is that people think she’s hot, despite what her face looks like and the whole thing makes no sense to me.

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Ass|Kim Kardashian|Wedgie

2010

19

Apr

Sophie Turner in her Bikini of the Day

I still haven’t figured out who Sophie Turner is, other than the bitch who tried to sue me through her Publicist for calling her a pornstar because she did everything in her power to make us all think she was a pornstar, and by us all, I mean me and the other guy who have ever heard of this bitch. I figure she’s good enough for me to notice since bitch is in a bikini and no bitch in a bikini is too low level for me to notice….

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Bikini|Sophie Turner

2010

19

Apr

Chloe Bridges Shows Off Her Body of the Day

Her name is Chloe Bridges. I’ve never heard of her but she’s some teen star of low level movies you’ve probably never heard of. She’s over 18 and I’m posting the shit because clearly she’s trying to slut things up in her tight dress, showing off her ass, and blowjob lips in efforts to get noticed, like some low level Angelina Jolie / Megan Fox wannabe who accidentally went to Octomom’s plastic surgeon before getting hit by a fuckin’ bus, but I’d still fuck her and really that’s all that matters to me, because at 18 or 19 years old, you can be a fucking overweight hermaphrodite with bad skin, bad teeth, bad hygiene and I’d see past that shit cuz youth is something only people forced to fuck 40 year olds can really appreciate…the pussy you wouldn’t fuck when you were their age seems like prized pussy the second your 20 years older than them….

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Body|Chloe Bridges

2010

19

Apr

Gameshow Host of the Day

I love old Game Shows. I like how the hosts are usually drunken perverts. It adds a little more flavor to TV than what we’re stuck with today. Now, I’m not sure what the fuck is going on in this video or whether this clip is old or new, but I do know the whole thing is creepy, awkward and fucking amazing….I wonder where Fergie Olver is today and whether he ever got to have sex with one of these 10 year olds who really wanted to win like he always wanted….or maybe this is just how people treated kids before we were scared to talk to them because people are so fucking uptight now and who knows what is deemed appropriate or not…

Posted in:Gameshow Host|Pedophile

2010

19

Apr

Ashley Tisdale is Still Ugly, Even When Half Naked of the Day

I do this thing called the Ashley Tisdale Ugly Watch, because I saw her winning the hottest actress of the year in some Teen Choice award a few years ago, and the smile on her face, made me really believe she thought she was actually hot…I thought maybe it had something to do with her nosejob, or the fact that she works out, or that people keep giving her positive reinforcement and the whole thing made me mad enough to start a campaign against her, so people everywhere know she doesn’t have it going on….and even when she’s half naked in a sports bra and when when you put Ashley Tisdale next to a fat ass, she still looks like shit, throwing away the urban legend that hanging with people uglier than you makes you look better, when really all it does is just make you look like a group of ugly people who are forced to stick together cuz no one likes ugly people…

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Ashley Tisdale|Sports Bra|Ugly Watch

2010

19

Apr

Heather Graham Lesbian Tits in Boogie Woogie of the Day

Here is a clip from some movie called Boogie Woogie where Heather Graham gets topless and plays a lesbian with some twat named Jaime Winstone, not to be confused with the movie Boogie Nights where she gets topless with Marky Mark and the Funky Bunch…..I guess she’s a one trick pony, but when a bitch has tits like this and her trick involves showing them off, it’s a hell of a lot better trick than anything I can do…

Posted in:Heather Graham|Lesbian|Tits