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2010

Apr

Nicole Scherzinger Shows Off Some Pussy Definition of the Day

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Nicole Scherzinger is showing off her pussy definition in some tight outfit to snuff out any rumors that her she may actually have a cock, because based on that hard face, you’d automatically think she was a tranny, especially now that trannies are all South American and Asian and hotter than most white American women, but in their defense a bucket of shit usually has a tighter body than 80 percent of America and you can thank fast food on every corner for that….

As a dude married to fat pig of a woman, I’m not sure if fucking her is more twisted than fucking a dude dressed like a girl, I haven’t taken the time to find out, just like I haven’t taken the time to find out whether Nicole Scherzinger is a chick or not, but as far as I’m concerned, with a body like this, she’s good enough either way….no homo….

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2010

Apr

Heidi Montag’s Tits in The Hills Promo Shot of the Day

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I still don’t really understand why Heidi Montag would jack her tits up like this. I thought that whole stupid fake tits, fake hair, Pamela Anderson vibe was dead…. and girls realized that to be the hottest thing in Hollywood you had to be a little more creative than all the white trash blonde every stripclub has at least 3 of…..but I guess that would be giving her too much credit….because this is Heidi Montag and she is fucking useless and now that the Hills are over, so is she….but probably doesn’t want to be so it may be an interesting nose dive into desperation to get noticed that will probably involve her getting fucked by black dudes that she’ll claim she did for Jesus or some other lie she’s been spewing because she is the fucking devil…only time will tell…

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2010

Apr

Izabel Goulart is Topless of the Day

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I like these Victoria’s Secret models because they are one step away from being pornstars because they don’t get fucked but they do get naked…It’s like they get paid real big money to get half naked and once they get comfortable being half naked and develop a bit of an ego, they figure that as long as the gig is “classy” they might as well get fully naked and show the world what they’ve been hiding behind a skimpy bikini the last few months….It’s this whole art and fashion versus porn and eroticism that makes these girls feel like they aren’t smut trash trying to pay for baby formula like a common stripper but are instead making some kind of statement, but to the end user, which is you and me, we still get to see tit, whether it’s classy or for fashion or art or just because the bitch is an exhibitionist whore….so justify it however you want, I just know I like the whole no clothes pictures and hope quality bitches like this keep it up.

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2010

Apr

Shauna Sand’s Keeping it Wholesome of the Day

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I don’t know where Shauna Sand finds her young European sex slaves, but I can only assume she imports them from some modeling agency that doubles as an escort agency, because there’s no way this dude is doing it cuz he finds her beautiful or someone he’d want to be getting up inside….and like the last boytoy looks like he’d be happier getting inside men and the only thing they can appreicate about fucking this bitch, despite the money they’re making doing it, is the fact that her pussy hangs like a set of balls, and if they fuck her from behind they can just pretend they are up in man ass….and really it’s probably better to work for her than to work in a park or street corner in the gay part of town trying to make some money to make it in America…..

I do know that all of mommy’s boyfriends are going to seriously fuck up her daughters, but I’m pretty sure the fact their mother is a whore who walks around half naked in stripper shoes and stars in sex tapes was doing a good enough job of that before she started rotating Euro-Cock. I hope I live long enough to witness the emotional mess she’s created grow up.

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Posted in:Shuana Sand|Tits

2010

Apr

Tattoo Artist Underage Sex Scheme of the Day

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This tattoo artist had the right idea….He knew teenage girls liked tattoos but that getting tattoos is illegal without parental consent and most parents are too stuffy and uptight to let their daughter’s get the White Power tattoos they saw on TMZ that lured Jesse James in and made some whore famous…..So he decided to make a fucking deal…..and that deal was if they give him sex, he’ll give them a tattoo and everyone is happy….until you get caught….The whole thing would have been pretty genius if the motherfucker wasn’t a tattoo artist and was instead trading things that you can’t trace back to a motherfucker cuz you know a girl who will have sex for something, usually means she wants it bad and usually plans on showing it off, and eventually their parents will see it and their friends will ask where they got it and the truth will come out, but I guess it was worth it for the motherfucker, because now he’ll have the memories of banging little whores while he’s getting banged in prison….

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2010

Apr

Avril Lavigne is a Common Whore Making Out in Public of the Day

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Like a common streetwhore, Avril Lavigne is taking her sexual business to the backseat of a fucking car. The only unfortunate thing was that these pictures weren’t of her choking on Brody Jenner dick cuz kissing is so fucking grade school….I get that Avril likes to dress like an 11 year old girl who hates her annoying brother, who just got her period, who is dying to get a lip ring and a tattoo but her lame mom won’t let her, but seriously, if you’re gonna stage a publicity stunt make-out session, you might as well make the shit worth laughing at, instead of this bullshit that I call bullshit…..cuz celebrities are hooked on getting noticed and if they really wanted to keep things private, they wouldn’t be doing this to being with….even I know to take my street hookers to the back alley at night where I can hid behind a dumpster so I don’t get busted…so this just proves the entertainment industry is all fucking lies…..

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2010

Apr

Kara Young Showing Off Ex-Model Sloppy Tit of the Day

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Kara Young was a top model in the 80s and 90s. She is no longer a top model. She does however have real saggy tits and those could be considered top models for plastic surgeons to use in their “before” catalogs to show off their potential work. You’d think she’d get that shit fixed, she could easily take some of her billionaire Greek shipping husband who she married like all models, to live the good life after their looks expire and they are forced to stop working in the glamourous world, and for some reason I call having a trophey wife, billionaires love to have models…It’s probably an ego thing, just to let us know how good it is to be them, except when they let their aged bitches out without a bra on….cuz there’s little hot in that…unless you have an African tribe fetish, which is possible, because there was a time that’s all we could jerk off thanks to National Geographic cuz porn was impossible to find….

Either way, here’s another expired model for the sake of pointing and laughing because their looks got them everywhere, it’s nice to remind them that they’ve lost it.

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2010

Apr

Rachel Bilson’s Showin’ Off Tits of the Day

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I can pretty much guarantee that Rache Bilson is not getting married to that loser from Canada. The only reason the break-up hasn’t been reported is because no one really gives a fuck about him and he is so insignificant that people don’t even remember she’s supposed to be getting married….the virgin losers just know him as the guy who killed Darth Vader, while I see him as the guy who turned Rachel Bilson from an eligible slutty starlet, to some sweater wearing boring wasted pussy, but the last few weeks she’s been making appearances and this one of her dress that looks like it could be a bra makes it pretty clear she’s out for cock and you know her insecure reject from hollywood would never allow this if he was still in the picture because it may attract men who will remind her how insignificant the guy she is planning on married is….tempting her to move the fuck on…because even she knows how pathetic the motherfucker is, she just felt obligated to stay with him, kinda like any girl who has ended up with you…

Either way, she’s still hot, she’s still got it in her and I’m ready for her fall into a wild slut phase cuz I’ve been ready to see this bitch naked for a long time…let’s just hope she brings it….

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Posted in:cleavage|Rachel Bilson|Tits

2010

Apr

Demi Moore Does Us All a Favor By Preventing an Upskirt of the Day

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Demi’s ugly and scary daughter she has to pretend to not be ashamed of needs to take a little more of her mom’s lead. She’s trying to be an actor like her mom, she’s going to have to have extensive surgery to look human like her mom, but she hasn’t figured out how to not show the world her disgusting panties no one wants to see, but her mom’s become pro at not showing the world her pussy, because she knows it’s an old polluted mess and she can’t handle the embarrassment of the world seeing the green shit oozing out of her that she’s mysteriously had dripping out of her since Rumer was born….and maybe it’s time for a mother/daughter meeting to discuss panty etiquette when you have panties people don’t trust are thick enough to contain toxic cunt.

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2010

Apr

Rumer Willis Shows Off Her Disgusting Panties of the Day

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As far as I’m concerned, Rumer Willis is so horrible looking that she’s not fucking human. I figure since Demi Moore is the fucking devil, it only makes sense that her kid would look like some kind of demon, and in being a demon, I try to pretend she doesn’t have genitals, and the good news in these pictures is that she’s got whatever fucking mutated pussy she’s got covered the fuck up in panties because based on how her face turned out, I’d hate to see what kind of genitals her bad genes mustered the fuck up…..but I know it’s bad enough for me to want nothing to do with it and that’s a pretty serious bad pussy because I’ve caught myself daydreaming of sticking my dick in some pretty fucking vile shit and I’ve even accidentally got hard when watching an old lady who slipped on ice trying to get up with her cane cuz she was flashing panty, pretty much further making my point that Rumer Willis is a monster and by default so is her fleshy wound she calls her lady parts….

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