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2022

13

Jul

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

When looking at the controlled economic collapse of a debt based society, facing insane inflation from psychopaths in charge overspending, printing money, lining their own pockets, before the average person starts defaulting on their mortgages or their home line of credits, or their other debt that they thought would be close to free for a long time….I’m here wondering where the TITTIES at….

Because when you’re broke, you’ve been broke, you’ve got nothing to lose, cuz you’ve never had anything to lose, despite your raw talent being deserving of millions, and your experience on the internet deserving of billions….you’re left to worry about the important things….where the titties are at….

Luckily, in any economic collapse, the turning to whoredom continues, so porn is about to get a hell of a lot more interesting while desperate mothers, single mothers, sluts and wives, turn to selling sex videos to cover their expenses….

I don’t know if porn is recession proof, but I know where the TITTIES will be at before everyone starves off, dies, and turn into zombie cannibals, assuming their vaccines don’t kill them first.

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Oregon TE Spencer Webb Went Instagram Official With OnlyFans Model Kelly Kay
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Irina Shayk is Half Naked for Beyonce
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Brad Cooper’s New Pussy isn’t so New….IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN!
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Joan Smalls Half Naked for Beyonce
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Russell Wilson and Ciara own the red carpet along with their children at D&G fashion show in Italy
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Man with Annoying Puns in IKEA
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Elon Musk’s 50,000 Dollar Tiny Home Tour
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The Different Ways How Google Gets The Street View Images!
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2022

12

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

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I’ve been getting email the last few weeks, which I know is totally fucking shocking since no one likes me, but the email was about how the site has been redirecting in the worst way for over 2 years, and I finally figured out what it was, some scammy ad code shoved into the mobile version of the site, so it won’t be redirecting no more.

I am bad at the internet and have no code bro frinds, otherwise, I’d be writing this from a private jet because of my dating app or version of OnlyFans for the homeless women would be getting us PAID….

I’ve basically lost 50% of the traffic maybe more in the last 2 years and couldn’t figure out what was causing the issue redirect to a random ad and really didn’t give a fuck because I hate this site….

I am sure 50% of the traffic will never COME back, and that they didn’t drop off because of the redirect….but at least we have each other to circle jerk together, which I guess is less of a circle and more of a line, I just don’t think we should gaze in each other’s eyes when we do it.

I do wish that I got paid for ALL that bullshit traffic sent to these scamming monsters, but scammers gotta scam and if it killed the site in the process, I fucking deserve it for ignoring it and can go onto bigger and better things like collecting cans in the trash or working as the last gas jockey around now that gas is out of style and having an employee pump your gas was seen as “inconvenient” so we just do it ourselves like a bunch of fucking idiots…..

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Bella Thorne’s Best Baywatch
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Former Cyclist Lucia Javorcekova is Back Making Fire Instagram Content After Breast Reduction Surgery
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Britney Spears Underwater Nudes
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Dua Lipa Booty Fitness
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Cara Delevigne’s Pokies!
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Why Women Outlive Men
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Cameron Diaz was a Drug Mule!
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Selena Gomez Big Cleavage!
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Woke employees force shutdown of woke business in battle of the woke
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10 Desolate Places on Earth
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Izabel Goulart’s Bikini Party Trick
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Em Rata Brings the Bikini Pics
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Kaitlyn Bertrand is Killing the Ring Girl Game
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NFL Rumors: Insider claims Seahawks interested in making blockbuster trade for Super Bowl-winning QB
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Roy Moore tried taking out comedian Sacha Baron Cohen in $95 million lawsuit
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Is Head Trauma from Boxing Worse than Football?
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Emma Roberts Swimsuit Tea
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Sabrina Carpenter’s Almost an Upskirt
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Zach Wilson’s Mom Washes Away All the BS After the Jets QB’s Ex Started a Rumor About Him
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IFC’s Documentary Now is Coming Back for Season 53
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Dua Lipa Partners with Puma
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Madison Reed in a Bathing Suit
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T.J. Watt and His Fiancee Soccer Player Dani Rhodes Tied the Knot
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Cats Being FUnny
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Robber Gets Gun Stolen
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Gordon Ramsey Shows You the Perfect Steak
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The Shining Bartender has Died
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Aneglina Jolie and Shiloh Twinning
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Cara Delevingne Relaxes at the Spa
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Kara Del Toro and Carmella Rose Bikini Together
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Dutch Drone Gods Show You How to Drone
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Husky De-Shed is Wild
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Mailman is Fearless
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Fails of the Year
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Tennis Coach Haylei Snelson’s Latest Thirst Trap Caught Ja Morant’s Eye
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Security Guard Prank
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Bike Breaks the Speed Limit
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A Picture From Zach Wilson’s Mom Lisa’s Birthday Party Has Twitter Trying to Find Her Best Friend
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Cam Sluts Bring the Pussy and It’s always a Good Time!
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From the Forum

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Topless Lottie Moss
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Reese Witherspoon in a Pink Dress
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Hailey Bieber Bikinis
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Sofia Vergara Big Tits Out
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Lily Chee in a Dress
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Kathryn Newton – Golf
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Jessica Henwick in a White Top
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Daisy Edgar Jones in a Dress
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Katherine McNamara Cleavage
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Iggy Azalea Performing
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Anya Taylor Joy’s Goth Legs
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Sydney Cosemtics Campaign
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Madelaine Petsch at the Mall
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From stepSMUT!!

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Car Masturbator
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Titty Tuesday!
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Guess the Titty Size
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Accidental Titty Flash
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How To Get Banned from the Military
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Jiggle TITTY
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Pussy Show
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Shaved Gash
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HOT REDDIT AMATEUR
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Legs Up for a Dildo Fuck
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5 Acts that Make You A Whore
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CRAZY ASS!
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Hot Wife Content for the CUcks
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19 People Having a Shit Day
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Mesh Panties to the Side for the Fist
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Kelly Liu – Nude Model
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Fuck a Razor
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Car Wash Girl
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Car Fucker
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Amateur and a Cock
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Big Dildo Squeeze
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Homemade MILF Porn
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Ass Toy Gapes
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Tinder FUck
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When Life Gives You Lemons
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From the Casting Couch
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Squirtle
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Naked Upskirt
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Bathtub Bouncer
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Fuck Machine Girl
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TOY in the ASs
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Naked Bench Girls
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2022

12

Jul

Jessica Simpson and the Fisting Glove of the Day

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I don’t pay attention to Jessica Simpson or her toned legs from carrying her fat ass around all those years before the multi-million dollar weight watchers deal, even though her big tits have brought some joy over the years back when she was famous, because big tits always bring joy, even the gross ones, because they are tits.

Well, the other he posted a bathing suit pic, that doesn’t featured her belly, and she may even have a belly since her arms look toned too and those arms don’t get the same muscle work as they don’t have to carry her fat ass around…..we’re more interest in the tits….

At least that was until noticing the guy she’s pissing in the pool next to has a fisting glove on, sure you could say he has a sports inury, but that could just be to avoid injury from the fisting, and we’ll assume he got that glove from her Texan ranch insemination barn, you know where the fisting of all COWS, even JESSICA take place….

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2022

12

Jul

Sofia Vergara and Went Crazy on the Filters of the Day

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Sofia Vergara is everyone’s favorite South American VIXEN who entered our life, like some many great things, via Florida.

I always wonder if her accent is truly her accent, or if she just plays it up hard. She has been living and working in the USA for somewhere around 30 years, because she came over at 19 from my memory, which is a pretty shit memory, but yeah….the human trafficked big titty whore who ended up in Miami and probably fucked all the right people along the way, while trying to get where she needed to go to impress the people at DISNEY / ABC…..to cast her as the hispanic wife…..in a little race baiting look how inclusive we are but you won’t care because her tits are stupid.

Anyway, she’s 50 and posted some birthday celebration, where she basically erased her face like a normie 50 year old on FB who doesn’t grasp photoshop or have budget to hire a post-production guy….

It’s like seeing a CGI or AR or VR or SEX doll which I guess this whore is…..50 years of HARD fucking that PAID off, I mean just look at her purse cake filled with money…..TRASHY gutter sex worker gone RICH…..or Cocaine Cartel’s family member with dirt on people getting bribed….both work, because we just care about th tits…

You gotta give her credit though, she pulled it off before turning 50…which is a fucking win….some hot big tits from other countries never make it no matter how hard they try…..and are forced to suicide by 30 when they assume it’s all over for them….perseverance with big tits pays and let SOFIA VERGARA be your inspiration.

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2022

12

Jul

Kristen Stewart Thong of the Day

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I am pretty sure this is an old picture of angry lesbian gangster Kristen Stewart psoig in a thong with all her lesbian hats, that could be her ex boyfriend for the sake of marketing a huge franchise of stupid movies (ROBERT PATTISON)’s hats, but that wouldb’t make them any less lesbian.

Now, I’ve found Kristen Stewart boring as shit, gutter looking as shit, even the whole lesbian sex thing bores me, as it is anti-climatic and arguably a choice, not a BORN THAT WAY THING, which would trigger the LQBTQ…not the LITTLE QUEEFS BIG TITTY QUEEF community….but the other more annoying niche…..

But yeah, when looking at her thong, I’m like, girl’s got a decent ass, body, legs, and when her face, her emotionless acting isn’t tainting her, she’s got a decent ass, body, legs…and that’s worth looking at.

So never a Kristen Stewart fan, but becoming a Kristen Stewart’s Ass Fan has been a very formative experience, you should try it sometime.

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2022

12

Jul

Kari Riley Bikini of the Day

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Kari Riley is an ELITE Model, which is probably not like being an elite assassin, or an elite sportsman, or an elite pizza, which is the name of a meat lovers pizza at a place I used to go…..because being an ELITE model is like being any other model but that shouldn’t make Kari Riley sad, it shouldn’t make her any less viable of an option for you to jerk off to, it’s just to say that maybe ELITE models has a bit of an OVERHYPING name.

WHO CARES THERE IS A MODEL IN A BIKINI IN AN ERA WHERE EVERYONE IS A MODEL SO THAT STAMP OF AGENCY APPROVAL MAKES HER FEEL LIKE SHE IS MORE IMPORTANT THAN THE INFLUENCERS SHE IS COMPETING WITH….or maybe she got her start as a model and is only with an agency because models are dead and influencers reign supreme….

Oh shit, that meat lovers pizza was called SUPREME not ELITE….my bad.

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2022

12

Jul

Tiny Tits Tuesday of the Day

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People seem to find it weird that I have a tiny tit fetish, in this society built on big stupid clown tits, where people who didn’t even have their own tits, were able to build a life for themselves, one of those “Invest in yourself and it will pay back in dividends” situation, where the investing in yourself is buying a set of 5000-10,000 dollar titties, which really isn’t that much money when you think of famous fake tits of history….from Pam Anderson, Jenny McCarthy, Carmen Electra, Kelly Brook, there were so many 90s whores with fake tits who are STILL making money off their tits 30 years later. It’s crazy…..

So yeah, society is tit obsessed and girls are influenced by society and think tits are the answer to everything….NOT REALIZING that tiny tits are tits too ad when I see them on a tight body, I’m way more into it than a set of big sloppers..

It’s a matter of preference maybe, but TINY TITS are hot and I am going to support, endorse, celebrate and masturbate to TINY TITS the way I would if they are big tits, because that’s the ONLY inclusivity I support.

TINY TIT LIVES MATTER.

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2022

12

Jul

Nicki Minaj Spread of the Day

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Nicki Minaj is some fake as fuck clown bitch who for whatever reason came out as the corniest popstar who literally looked like a clown attempting to be some weird versio of Lady Gaga for a different market, before they realized how lame that was, and put her in rap songs and videos where she rapped or RAPED OUR EARS about her asshole drippings or whatever the fuck she raped about….ALL while being an entitled twat from ACTING school, in the event you need to be reminded of her legitimacy.

Sure, she’s likely 6 feet deep into her “character” at this point and doesn’t remember her own self, because Actors are idiots who make big emotional whining deals about playing make-belief a few hours a day….that they are paid highly for.

Anyway, there was a glimmer of HOPE when she pulled her ANTI VAX shit, which was totally warranted, despite it being the era where anyone who spoke out against a poison shot was flushed, cancelled or censored….even though it was experimental, and had crazy side effects, that people who got the shot are still dealing with, just how many times have you tested positive for covid fool, how about those micro blood clots that will result in organ failure now that you’re sterilized and/or genetically modified….

But yeah, she ended up dropping that, getting reprogrammed in their facility, and put back to work with a new album that she’s spreading her legs for, and it’s really not all that hot, since she’s fake from her soul to her tits and ass and face….and I figure we can just jerk off to REAL DOLLS, they likely have more personality and tighter cunts…..but here she is anyway.

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2022

12

Jul

Tight Pant Tuesday of the Day

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I should be changing this to bitches in greco-roman wrestling leotards or whatever those homo wrestlers call their silly gay outfits before rolling around on a mat in their high school gym for some predator coach still living the glory days of when he was a letter wearing wrestling champ in his school and got all the bitches that he would fuck after hazing his teammates to make it feel less gay….”Hey Bruce, hand me my leotard, I just came and have to get to class”…..maybe they have a different name for it….

HOWEVER, girls on the streets, even girls pushing 40, are rocking these bike short to shirt outfits and it’s alright, but it’s NOT TIGHT PANTS….but still kinda work like tight pants and I guess there’s still tight pants being worn, since just yesterday I saw some tight pant wearing big ass, big titty girl on a jog…..and then I saw a tight pants wearing girl, because why wear pants that don’t show a modified, squeezed in, tighter version of you ass, that your pussy just can’t seem to get enough of, so it eats it up.

The point is, wrestling leotards or tight pants, or tight shorts, I’m into it.

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2022

12

Jul

Elsa Hosk Cut Out Bodysuit of the Day

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I don’t know if Elsa Hosk is the hottest model out there, I guess there’s no real way to determine that, and I guess the whole model thing is basically dead, as brands use influencers and fat chicks, or Pete Davidson, depending on how much money they have to burn…

So the idea that some hot tall fit bodied bitch just posing like a useless, vapid, mindless whore gets put on the back burner, while brands try to be woke, inclusive, diverse…..and a model, even a SWEDISH ONE, who is far too white and far too hot to be inclusive becomes less desirable…..and without her having the background of being a fake influencer, where she’s famous on the internet for living in a van, or for doing tiktok dances, or for wearing cool outfits, or for having her tits out ALL the time, or for being FAT TRANS AND FAKE AND GAY……YOU KNOW just a straight up model that does model shit….is definitely on the outs.

So we’ve got babes like Elsa Hosk, who should just be mindless hot models, doing the influencer thing to survive……which is lame…but we need hot models to survive, so she’s just trying to keep a dying and amazing thing alive…I mean…those model legs are ridiculous….and remind me of a far simpler time…

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