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2022

24

Aug

Elsa Hosk Topless of the Day

Elsa Hosk is a 33 year old Swedish Basketball player who decided she was tired of being jerked off to for free when she was doing the whole basketball thing, and instead said “let’s monetize”!

It’s basically the same concept that all the girls on tinder have these days, the hook-up culture made sex a meaningless exprience, a transactional trade off, where all girls had countless men sucking up to them, flirting, charming and trying to get in their pants, which was good for the ego building, but once the ego was built, they realized “I can sell sex, I’m already giving it away for free, might as well get paid”, I get it, it’s just an empty garbage existence, but I don’t mind watching it unfold!

So the Basketball traded her girlie layup for stripping down for Victoria’s Secret and after all these years, she’s still looking pretty fucking hot, only unlike the OnlyFans, Sugar Baby girls, she still gives up a little for free, to keep her 8 million fans remembering her, all it takes is produced topless pics without the nips to lure us back in, SWEDISH MEATBALLS!

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2022

24

Aug

Weed Wednesday of the Day

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I would consider myself a functioning alcoholic, because I’m not dead yet, but I am really a barely functioning alcoholic, definitely not a high functioning alcoholic, so I know first hand how fucking terrible booze is on the body and mind, which is why I assume it is legalized, they want us all half retards who are sick and who make really dumb drunken decisions, from ordering take-out you can’t afford, only to forgot you made the order, finding it on the door step of the apartment 3 days later after recovering from the hang over, and far worse shit that has got me arrested from being drunk!

So I’m not about to hate on Weed, grown in nature, organically, like a weed, basically given to us from our creator, to ingest and enjoy with what I would call barely a high, it really is weak as fuck, but relaxes your body, mind, fights cancers, helps depression, anxiety, and losens your asshole for anal, yet people still seem to think that weed is the devil’s lettuce, obviously marketed that way by the devil, to get you to not use it to open and expand your mind!

The whole legalization was likely designed to make everyone a lazy retard who eats junk food, but I have a feeling that a handful of indoctrinated idiots will be exactly that, fatter and more disgusting a year after legalization, but there will be at least TWO handfuls of people who are AWAKENED!

The point is, whatever your vice, your self medicating, your self destruction, it’s better when girls are half naked endorsing it, you know to feel less alone and able to jerk off to like minded people!

I am not a pothead, but I should be, it’s legal here!

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Posted in:Weed

2022

24

Aug

Hunter King Bikini Tits of the Day

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Hunter King is Joey King’s Soap Opera star sister, who unlike Joey King hasn’t been nominated for Golden Globes and isn’t doing the whole build up to become an A-Lister within their industry, she is instead just making her money in what I have always called mainstream porn, because old ladies and the people who still watch Soap Operas use the stories as their own kind of housewife porn, but also the acting, writing and production value is basically that of the porn, so luckily she has some big tits to help her navigate her way out of that as the almost famous with a famous sister that can do a lot more than housewife porn with that body, like real porn which seems to be where the money is at and where society is heading! Why compete for blockbuster roles other bitches are fighting over, when you can get 10,000 of your 600k fans to pay you 30 dollars a month to see titty pics captioned with racy, badly written smut captions like “Pulling out my fat tits so you can imagine cumming on them” which is probably better than most of the captions on the OnlyFans streams I’ve seen, that all leave me feeling that cringe second hand embarassment, wondering WHO would EVER sign up to THIS shit, real fucking SIMPS, PORN IS FREE, the emotional attachment to specific girls that are just using you is retarded! OPEN YOUR EYES SIMP!

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Posted in:Hunter Haley King|Hunter King

2022

24

Aug

Jojo Cleavage of the Day

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I wouldn’t go so far as to say the day I found out that Jojo had big tits was a life changing experience, but it definitely made her a lot more interesting as some child star who had fallen off, who was trying to make a comeback based on nostalgia alone. Sure, it’s a lame concept, but she was still under 30 and had money to make in an era where the money is far easier than the money then, especially with tits!

She’s gone onto flash her tits in an IG live, which I think was intentional, that led to a deal with Rihanna’s lingerie brand to be a set of ambassador tits and realizing she grew some fat tits was like realizing the earth is flat, game changer, not a very important game changer since who gives a shit about Jojo and the earth being flat impacts all of us by exposing the lies we’ve been told, but a big tit Jojo is better than the alternative, which I guess would be a small tit Jojo?

Who cares, she’s using tit for attention, which is what tits are gifted to girls to do!

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Posted in:JoJo|Jojo Levesque

2022

24

Aug

Weight Watcher Wednesday of the Day

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It’s pretty funny to me that this whole fat positive, body positive, don’t fat shame me movement ever happened, since fat people are too fucking lazy to do things like trying to not be fat, but have all the time in the world to try to recondition the world views on obesity, which last I checked, leads to chronic illness and premature death, which is only hot if you’re working a rich fat chick into funding you fucking life, hoping she dies prematurely so you inherit everything, ,which was my strategy with my wife, YET she isn’t rich and hasn’t died after 25 years of waiting, painful, but mainly because she smells terrible.

All these fat fucks believed the covid hype, got the shots, were concerned with their health because they were at risk or some shit, yet they don’t seem to go to the source of the issue, which is the reason they are risk, that is BEING FAT!

It’s fucking idiotic, but yeah, these lazy, tired, sleep apnea, medicated, cat owning motherfuckers totally signed up to this body positivity movement, because they get fucked and want to normalize fats, so the fats can sell nudes! You know, motivated to stay fat, but do thing hot skinny chicks should be doing!

I am a no fat chicks allowed kind of guy, but these bold, big girls, who obviously appeal to some people, because some dudes fucking love fucking big girls, and that’s fine, so this is NOT me shaming them, this is me documenting them, despite not understanding it, since I’m into all girls getting naked regardless of size, I just find it weird they want to get naked when they are of a size, but it’s not about me!

I don’t think I do inclusivity right, I’m terrible at this woke shit!

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Posted in:Fatty

2022

24

Aug

Bath Tub Girls and Other Videos of the Day

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Tennis Skirt

Bikini Show

Fitness Girl

Park Bench Girl

Deep Stretch

Public Stretch

PULL

Bikini Top

Posted in:TIKTHOT|Videos

2022

24

Aug

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Obviously, we all know that the world is unfair, we are divided, there are two main groups of people that see everything completely opposite, know what side you’re on, but the craziest thing has been this attack on men and women or men specifically to keep them from women, so that women see them as predators or perverts, or scumbags with no future, so that they go lesbian, or whatever, to end the whole traditional family, breeding, living happy lives!

So as dudes became bigger and bigger cucks, higher estrogen weirdos, trying to identify as women, since life as a man is so bleak, you have to adapt to the program and make those stereotypes work in your favor!

That is why you gotta find yourself a girl you can use to take creeper pics of girls in the park in bikinis, or on a bench with their manspreading for feminism exposing their cunts, because gender discrimination gets in the way of me taking pics of sluts, and as a forward thinker, WE must adapt and that is the loophole, because guess what, some women still like actual men who are men and do man shit, and that alone makes them hot!

Here are some morning links, stepLOSERS!

2023 Pirelli Calendar is Here!
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Tom Brady is Probably on Masked Singer
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Dua Lipa – Falconer
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Jock Rapes other Jock with Pool Cue
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Magic Johnson Did Not Donate Blood to Red Cross – You Meme Believing Fucks
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Recreate this SELENA GOMEZ Bath Robe Look
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Man Pranks People By Moving Their Cars while Shopping
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Squirting Mustard at Women Prank
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Old Bricks VS New Bricks
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Where the WHALE’s AT…..MAKE ME RICH OFF THE BACK OF THESE CAM GIRLS
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2022

23

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

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I’m like a homeless man philosopher, happiest in my thoughts because I fucking hate this internet shit, social media and the general public, even though I don’t care enough to let the general public annoy me, we gotta keep frequencies high but trying to understand, relate to, converse with a half brain dead narcissist indoctrinated idiot who doesn’t understand basic human decency or sarcasm, while being judgemental, cancelling, whining, victims bullshit oversharers, is easy to let the general disdain shine through because SHIT aren’t they fucking horrible!

But yeah, happiest in my thoughts, staring at a wall, not bothered by technology or any mooch fuck human, second happiest when you CLICK MY DAMN LINKS!

Here are some stepLINKS!

Avril Lavingne Thirst Trapping with her Boobs Out
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Sabrina Carpenter Dances in her Underwear
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Yankees Fan Uses Hot Dog as a Straw
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Copy Selena Gomez’s Look
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Justine Skye’s See Through!
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Victoria Justice in a Bikini
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Dinner is Served… OR NOT! Truck carrying 10,000 frozen turkeys catches on fire
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Anne Heche Buried at Hollywood Forever Cemetery
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Stalker Breaks into Woman’s Window When Making a TikTok
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Cat and his Extra Long Tongue
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Charlie XCX on the Road Video
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Cute Parrot Kisses a Woman
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Dua Lipa’s Birthday Outfit is Sheer
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The Rock Inspired Fan to Lose 100 lbs
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Get Yourself this Hot Item
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1970s Nostalgia
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Homeless guy tries robbing elderly man, then good Samaritan gets in the way
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Missy Elliot and Anitta have a New Song For You
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Harry Styles ad Olivia Wilde do Joint Interview
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Compilation of Dominoes Falling
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Funny Fails
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Man Throws Smoothie at Employees
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Olivia Ponton Deleted These Photos!
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Tom Brady is NOT on Masked Singer
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Nicole Kidman is Ripped
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Artist Draws with her Hands and Feet at the Same Time
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Pranking People With a Pretend Tow
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Kara Del Toro Bikinis
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Magician Reviews Slight of Hand Tricks in the Movies
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Woman Escaped War with her Cat
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Bikini Model in NYC
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Jennifer Lawrence Goes to the Spa
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Man’s Lighter Blows Up in his Face
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How Cartoonish Sounds are Made in the Movies
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Model Kim Snoyman in Lingerie
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In Case You Missed It – Paige Spiranac is Selling a Golf Towel
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Copy Selena Gomez’s Look
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Where the WHALE’s AT…..MAKE ME RICH OFF THE BACK OF THESE CAM GIRLS
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Malin Akerman in Leggings
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Emma Watson in Whites
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Leni Klum May be a Busty Midget
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Kendall Jenner Sophisticated in Black
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Ariel Winter in a Dress for HYland’s Wedding
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Tough Guy of the Day
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Chloe Meretz Pumps Gas like a Normie
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Caylee Cowan Gets Paparazzi-ed
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Bebe Rexha has a HUGE ass – a Kelly Clarkson Ass
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Eiza Gonzalez in Leggings
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Addison Rae in Sweatpants
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Penelope Cruz is still Hot
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Kristen Bell in a Tak Top
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Selena Gomez at Lunch
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Anti-Vaxxer Lady Victoria Hervey in a Bikini Looking Alright
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Magic Wand Girl
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Star Wars Fat Ass
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Disabled Dick Suck
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Titty Tuesday
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Amazing Conga Line
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Mrs Incredible Weirdness
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Hot Reddit Amateur
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Hot Nude Model
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Just Hand
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She Squirts
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22 People Having a Shit Day
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BOOTY!
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Asshole at Work
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Ex Cop Makes Porn
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Hot Nude Model
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Big Ass Amateur – Panties to the Side
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Front Seat Pussy
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The Worst Kind of Memes
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Fast Toy Fucker
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Mash-Up of Crazyshit
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Anal Tutorial
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3 Girls Rub Down
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Sensual Big Tit BJ
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Creepy Filter
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Asian
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Elf Ear Dildo Fuck
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In Case You Missed Live Poolside Fuck at th Hotel
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Sex in the Shower
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Long Toy Girl
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Hard Pound
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Ass Trainer
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Too Hot To Handle
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The Worst of Pornhub
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Thick Toy Time
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2022

23

Aug

Brie Larson Hard Nipples of the Day

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I think Brie Larson is channeling or tapping into her slave training through trauma based mind control, getting right into character or that alter ego, since actors are so fucking weird they don’t even know who their core and real self is, they are just so inauthentic that they are this amalgamation of all their characters, who they think they are supposed to be, their public persona, their cunty behind closed door persona and all that other shit that makes them basically psychopaths you should avoid!

But yeah, Brie Larson’s been in it since she was young, she may look old, battered and beat up now, but it wasn’t an overnight success, they had to humiliate her as a pop star, before deciding to give her an oscar winning performance to get her paid after paying her dues, so you can assume that DICKS were sucked along the way, she’s not impressive enough to have no sucked dick to get to the top!

So either she’s behaving like a child with her hair done up like a child, with some child’s shirt on with her tits out because she’s a pervert who finds this infantilism shit hot, or she was made that way, but besides visible nips, which I saw on three girls outside the grocery store today, like FULL fucking nips, so it’s not this HUGE deal to see a celebrity do it, you just have to wonder way, cuz it’s fucking creepy!

Since you’re creepy, you probably subscribe to it, since Brie Larson is gross to me, I think her hard nips are similar to seeing a dude’s hard nips at the gym, not that I go to the gym, but that’s where I assume male hard nip happens!

Point of the story, Brie Larson is a scam, I will not accept her as an a-lister, but I will accept her as a pervert playing a little girl for her self shot sex porn selfies!

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Posted in:Brie Larson

2022

23

Aug

Kelly Gale Topless of the Day

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Kelly Gale seems to be in the Sauna with some weird fucking boots on, because I’ll assume this is for fashion, since she’s one of those important fucking models, but at least she got the majority of her Sauna outfit right, by being topless!

It’s not the first time you’ve seen her topless I am sure, she’s a VS model, SI Swim Model, been in the titty model game for 8 or 9 years and is only 27, so the majority of her adult life has been built around these tits!

This is for Vogue Scandinavia, which is why there’s a Sauna, she’s Swedish, she gets it, and her husband or soon to be husband is her co-star in the shoot, because she’s an actor named Joel Kinnaman that was in the 2021 Suicide Squad, which I think may have been a pile of dog shit, but good enough of an acting career that I assume is far more successful in his Native Sweden from before making the crossover to Hollywood, and thus GOOD enough for a bikini / lingerie / titty model to wallet fuck hard enough to make babies that will pay them 20k a month for 18 years! Modern LOVE, Modern Romance! All transactional whores!

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Posted in:Kelly Gale