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2010

22

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

So the restaurant Jake Gyllenhaal was at are denying anything happened in regards to his shoving a girl I was with, it’s good for business to defend celebrities. I kinda expected it when they kicked me out for “upsetting the celebrity”, which is exacltly what they told me, as Gyllenhaal threw his hissy fit and demanded I be kicked out, since he’s here for 6 weeks and his 1000 dollars in Vodka bottles and awkward dancing on benches is good for business….

So the girls he was with are denying anything happened, because Gyllenhaal gave them attention and maybe he will let hang with him again, until he heads home and forgets they exist.

His entourage deny cuz this is their job…but I know what happened. I know what I saw. I don’t really care whether his profession Lawyers, managers, Publicists and other keepers say it didn’t….I wasn’t the drunk one dancing on bars like a fool.

Here is the Lawyers letter….

Dear Sir,

Our law firm represents Jake Gyllenhaal. I am writing with regard to the story that appears on www.drunkenstepfather.com entitled “Jake Gyllanhaal Beats Up Girl of the Day.” As you know, since you purport to have been physically present at the time of the events in question, the story is entirely false. Specific false and defamatory statements in your story include, without limitation, the claims that he was “making out” with a girl in the restaurant, that he threatened you, and, most damaging of all, that he pushed the girl who was with you into a table at least ten times before his crew held him back and that he “pretty much hit a girl.” As you know, none of this is true, and there was no physical contact between Mr. Gyllenhaal and the girl in question – nothing that could under any interpretation be described as hitting her or shoving her. There is absolutely no excuse for this kind of irresponsible journalism.

Demand is hereby made that you immediately take down this story and all references to this story from www.drunnkenstepfather.com and from any other site or means of transmission or communication that you control and that you immediately notify all other websites and media outlets which have picked up the story from you that the story is false and must be immediately withdrawn. Your failure to immediately comply with this demand will compound the damages for which you are responsible for publishing this false story.

This letter is not intended as a complete statement of all relevant facts or a release, waver or relinquishment of any right or remedy, all of which are expressly reserved.

Here was my reply….

I was at the bar. I am friends with the girl who was pushed by Gyllenhaal numerous times. I know there is video footage of the incident and I will be releasing it as it comes in.

Nothing in my story is false. There are witnesses. Your client was completely out of control, drunk and erratic and he and his entourage are in fact the ones lying.

He has been at that bar getting drunk 5 nights the past week.

If it is necessary, I will be issuing a police report as it has come to that because you are sending me lawyers letters in regards to an experience I was a part of and witnessed where your client verbally assaulted me and my female friend, when I made no contact with him, I made a comment to the girl he was with.

In regards to the girl he was “making out with”. Deny what you want. I was there. I even know her name.

I saw what I saw. I witnessed what I witnessed and telling my story is not defamation of character, it is free press, I am allowed to say what I saw as a first hand account of the events that took place if I was in fact there…I love that they are telling me what I saw, or at least trying to tell me what I saw because rich and powerful people can create my reality if it involves their client…If he doesn’t want to be called someone who shoves girls…he shouldn’t shove girls….especially since he only lost his mind after I made a comment to a person he was with, not even directly to him…

What I can tell you is that when he got in my face I thought it was a joke…but when he hurt and scared the girl I was with for telling him to calm down and even made her cry…it was no longer that funny…

I hate how celebrities think they are above the law, that they can do what they “erase” events I witnessed, that they try to destroy the little credibility I have while using scare tactics cuz I don’t come from a rich Hollywood family…

My story is truth…his machine has more power than me…but he was the one who went nuts…and here are my stepLINKS…cuz I am bored of all the emails I am getting over this.it is so fucking boring…

This whole thing is so silly and here are my stepLINKS…

Remember – actors are professional liars…

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22

Mar

Phoebe Price in Some Staged Beach Photoshoot of the Day

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Mar

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22

Mar

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2010

22

Mar

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2010

22

Mar

Athina Onassis is The Richest Ass in Leggings of the Day

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22

Mar

Kate Moss Nude for Vogue Homme of the Day

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2010

22

Mar

Bar Refaeli Does Elle Russia Topless of the Day

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Posted in:Bar Refaeli|Elle Russia|Topless

2010

22

Mar

Ava Sambora and Heather Locklear are the Mother/Daughter Team of the Day

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I’m really just posting this because I accidentally was in the same restaurant as Bon Jovi and Richie Sambora this saturday as a crowd filled up outside and they were definitely a lot more low key and less bullshit than the other celebrity encounters (Jake Gyllenhaal) I had later that day….and now I’m not sure if I will get in trouble for posting this but assume I won’t since I am not the father who put his girl on stage for everyone to take pictures of…and I guess many future mother/daughter sexual fantasies will come from these two and hot mother/daughter combos I see walking in the gym, at Starbucks or shopping are always amazing….as long as the daughter isn’t still a kid….here are the pics…

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22

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