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2010

16

Feb

Nicole Richie and Her New Mom Tits of the Day

Nicole Richie finally has the tits she always wanted and all it took was getting knocked up twice by one of the Good Charlotte sisters.

She went through being fat, being bloated from drugs, wearing push-up bras and nothing ever filled her awkward little body out properly, until she found pregnancy.

I guess it jacked her up with female hormones she was lacking due to developmental issues that she had thanks to being born premature to a Lionel Richie crackhead groupie….before being adopted and living the Orphan Annie dream.

She is coming to Montreal in two days, I think I should hire some crackheads to get some exclusive rape videos….

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Nicole Richie|Tits

2010

16

Feb

Paris Hilton Still Obnoxious in Her Bikini of the Day

I guess the Valtrex isn’t working too well for Paris and she’s in the state of “Outbreak” because if she wasn’t, I’m sure she wouldn’t a pair thick white shorts with her bikini. She’s a public figure and thick yellow puss and blood stains is totally unacceptable.

The real annoying thing isn’t so much that Paris Hilton is in them, it’s that Paris Hilton is ALIVE in them. Seeing her standing on the bow of the boat like some kind of queen greeting her royal army to let them know the woman who’s honor they are defending, only she’s got know honor, she’s just a common whore who is even better than a common whore, because she’s from a seriously rich family that could have allowed her to be anything, from the top doctor saving Aids babies in Africa to a lawyer, engineer, artist, anything…only she chose to be a professional party slut with herpes and that is some pretty fucked up shit…cuz common whores usually only whore themselves in hopes an agent or rich Oil Tycoon comes along to change her destiny….

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Bikini|Paris Hilton|Whore

2010

16

Feb

Nina Dubrev is a Nice Little Slut of the Day

Here is some Bulgarian Canadian immigrant because Canada has very weak immigration laws and they let everyone, including me in.

She the American dream ny getting a job on Degrassi instead of training bears to juggle while balancing on a bals like all her ancestors before her did.

Now, she is on The Vampire Diaries, a show I will never watch, but that has strategically milked the Vampire revivial and I assume virgin losers everywhere are making her their new Sarah Michelle Gellar Buffy girlfriend like they were 15 year old girls.

She is 20 and originally from a communist country, and like all girls from communist countries, she has big genitals, they just do it bigger behind the iron curtain thanks to genetic altering rationed bread to make them strong like bull, and big genitals are a fetish of mine. If the pussy doesn’t hang halfway down the thigh, I’m not satisfied.

I have no idea what I am talking about, but I do know she wouldn’t made a good mail-order bride, too bad she escaped and is now richer than all of us….cunt.

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Black Dress|Nina Dubrev|Slut

2010

16

Feb

Gerard Butler on the Beach with Nicole Scherzinger of the Day

Gerard Butler, also known as the guy who plays Jennifer Aniston’s boyfriend in the tabloids, because he made the bad drunken decision to fuck her one night, making her attach herself to him and forced the producers of their recent movie to make him pretend to be her boyfriend, otherwise she wouldn’t attend publicity events, making them lose out on millions of dollars, was on the beaches of Rio with Nicole Scherzinger, because like all British sex addicted rich people weirdos, he can never say no to trannies…..and Brazil is the new Thailand for UK tranny lovers….and Nicole Scherzinger is the new Rupaul when it comes to trannies. This dude really is at the top of his game.

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Beach|Gerard Butler|Nicole Scherzinger|Rio|Tranny

2010

16

Feb

Some Teen Gets a Date With Maxim Model of the Day

I love that a geeky weird 17 year old kid who looks like he’s making a personal computer in his garage in 1982 can land a date with a Maxim Model and we can’t.

All it takes is a little drive and a little geeky weird 17 year old dancing like an asshole so that all the idiots around the itnernet watch the shit and think it is the funniest thing ever because they have the minds of retarded mice, if you know what I mean…

But no matter how basic an idea this is, you gotta give dude props, cuz despite lookin’ real non threatening, I hear he has an elaborate plan to rape and murder the bitch so she can never leave him.

Serves her right for meeting a dude from the internet.

Posted in:Maxim|Model|Teen

2010

15

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

I made the mistake of taking 4 Benadryl’s earlier today because I decided I have a peanut allergy and was convinced I was going to go into anaphylactic shock after eating a peanut butter to see if I have a peanut allergy. Turns out that Benadryl can fuck you up, especially on a double dose. Seriously, I passed the fuck out and didn’t know if I was dead or alive, and now I feel like I am living on a cloud in a happy place, I am not sure if I am actually dying, dead or typing this, but I figure I might as well post my links in case I am actually alive. If that makes sense, which it doesn’t really have to, since everything in life is wonderful….for now.

Tila Tequila Miscarries Her Fake Baby Cuz She’s Insane…Please Suicide…Pull thru on this one….
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RIP Mother Fucker of the Day
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18 Douchebag Celebrities and their Douchebag Tattoos
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Marilyn Monroe’s Hottest Pics
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Because Your Valentines Day Was as Depressing and Hopeless as Mine Was
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As If We Needed More Proof That Heidi Montag Was On Her Way to Be a Porn Star, But In Case You Did, Here it Is
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Teenage Mutant Reservoir Dogs – VIDEO
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How Else Would Britney Spend Valentines Day?
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David Lynch’s Goofy Movie – VIDEO
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I See Paris Hilton’s Underwear More Than I See My Own. I Know I Don’t Own Any, But That’s Beside The Point
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Ahhhhhh Penelope Cruz!
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Phoebe Loves Her Dildo – VIDEO
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Blake Lively Nudes Coming in 3…2…1…
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The 30 Hottest Fictional Cheerleaders In History
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They Are Making a Dimitri the Lover Movie and Here is the Trailer
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Wrecking Ball Nails a Van – VIDEO
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Flavour Flav is Amazing and I Love Him
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Louise Glover’s Topless Pics Will Knock You Out
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Cherry is Masterbating on the Couch
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Aubrey O’day and Her Tits Celebrate Her Birthday
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I Missed These Photos of Lindsay on Friday, So Here They Are Now
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Hilary Duff Without Make-Up Will Make You Puke
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Mortuary Technicians Get In Trouble For Playing With Bodies At Work!!!
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And MORE Tiger Woods Drama
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart….This has got to be a joke…
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Amber Valetta Gallery
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Molly Gets Her Ass and Pussy Licked – VIDEO
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A Little Amber Rose Insanity
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Random Photos to Wate Your Monday Night
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Maria Will Make You Smile Big Time
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25 Sweet Shaggin Wagons
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And That’s Why You Don’t Show Off on the Freeway – VIDEO
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Kittens Inspirsed By Barack Obama – GALLERY
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Who Cares What Megan Fox Says, Check Out Her Pics
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Kendra and Starrie Take Their Skirts Off in Public
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Bonus – Madonna’s Not Too Old or Botoxed for Dick Sucking Faces
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2010

15

Feb

Agyness Deyn Falls on the Runway of the Day

There was some fashion show that went down as part of NYC Fashion week that was meant to raise money for Haiti. Some popular UK model named Agyness Deyn was there doin’ her thing and she fell, which is really not a big deal or that interesting, but I guess when someone who is a professional model falls while modeling, that’s like a truck driver running over a van full of little kids, or a pornstar who gets aids, this is pretty much worse case scenario for them, and we get to see their panties…I am sure if you google her name, you will find actual naked pics of her, making this post a waste of time…

The funny thing is that Agyness Deyn falling wasn’t the biggest trainwreck to happen at the charity event, booking Kelly Osborne and her pig face was no matter how much weight she’s lost from Dancing with the Stars bullshit, she’s still vile.

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Agyness Deyn|Falls|Runway

2010

15

Feb

Heidi Montag’s Big New Tits of the Day

This whole Heidi Montag Plastic Surgery bullshit brings up a valid argument. She says that she felt insecure about herself because all the blogs made fun of her, proving my theory that bullying works.

Everyone kicks kids out of school for picking on each other, when really our society needs that shit to grow balls, to have a spine, to be a man, to know your place in the world and to make the necessary changes needed to be all you can fucking be. Instead, they want kids to be raised to be little bitches on a level playing field, even though life doesn’t work like that.

I think attention whore Heidi Montag looks better than ever, which isn’t saying much. I still hate her and hope she fails or dies. I find her annoying and desperate and obviously not qualified to do anything, but I can respect that she’s balanced out her horseface thru surgery and turned herself into a cheesy insecure lookin’ whore you’d find in porn or at stripclubs, which is perfect cuz these tits will come in handy when she turns to stripping or porn, which I think is pretty inevitable for a broke, useless, attention whore latch on who has peaked with a loser troll boyfriend who is behind her insanity and here are the pics…

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Heidi Montag|Tits

2010

15

Feb

Pam Anderson’s Tits in a Tube Dress of the Day

There’s always something funny about seeing a 40 year old dressed like a teenage girl in an inappropriate outfit she bought at American Apparel to wear to her high school dance to show off her newly grown tits. It’s like part of me wants to scream at her to give it the fuck up already, like I’ve done many times when the vintage, antique, expired strippers try to get me to get a lap dance from them so many time at discount stripclubs I go to, not to use stripping as another reference point, but it is a big part of my life…I mean I guess I could compare her to the sluts in the rich part of town who spend their husband’s money getting Yoga pussy in tight pants and tank tops who you see on the street, but that’s not as much fun cuz those women don’t give me the time of day, they just scowl and clench their purses, whereas strippers let me pay them to feel it….either way, Pam Anderson’s gotta retire before her hepatitis makes it too late….

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Pam Anderson|Tits

2010

15

Feb

Candace Rae Does Playboy of the Day

I have always wanted to walk into one of the many stripclubs I have been to over the course of my life, and run into someone I know. I’ve thought it’d be so funny to get a lapdance from random people in my past whose life didn’t work out as planned and brought them to giving me lap dances for 10 dollars a song. I thought it’d be funny if it was girls who may have worked at a store I used to go to, or someone from the church group that used to give us warm soup in the park, maybe someone prude who used to judge me for being a pervert, an ex girlfriend or one of the hot girls from school who didn’t give me the time of day, because they had this false sense of talent, before reality set in. It hasn’t happened yet, but a girl I know did do Playboy and her pictures came out today.

Her name is Candace Rae , she is my friend, and she’s finally got naked for me and the rest of the world to jerk off to. I am posting this to encourage her to get more naked for me when we hang out, because it took Playboy to actually get those panties off after at least a year of ignoring my constant requests….

So give her some love cuz she’s on my team…

Posted in:Candace Rae|Playboy