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2010

09

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

I love watching my number of twitter followers slowly drop down more and more each day, leading me to believe I am really not that interesting or that good at Twitter to begin with, partially because it is a stupid concept, but also because I don’t have a very interesting life, that said I prefer getting drunk, staring at strippers, talking to dumb college chicks, and hanging out in dog parks with my dog while pretending I’m a professor who travels the world, instead of a poor drunk I am, cuz it seems to get more people to talk to you, no matter how bad I smell, because everyone knows professors are as crazy, drunk and perverted as homeless people, but more socially acceptable…it hasn’t got me laid yet, but it will. Not that you care. Jerk.

Here are my stepLINKS….


JWOww From Jersey Shore Understands Television Alright.
GO BIG OR GO HOME
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Jennifer Aniston’s Private 41st Birthday Party….As Documented By Access Hollywood – VIDEO
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The 14 Worst Celebrity Plastic Surgerys
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Diddy’s Girlfriend, Cassie Looking Super Hott
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Because At Least Having a Hot Slut on Web Came Means You’re Not Totally Alone
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Jessica Biel Looks Like a Used Maxi Pad
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The 20 Worst Wedding Fails Ever
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Mischa Barton Pokies Throwback, Before She Became Disgusting
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Kevin Federlin is Fatter Than I Am
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Mirror Scare – Awesome Horror Movie Compilation – VIDEO
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Jessica Alba Needs to Put a Fuckin Bag On Her Head, But Yeah I’d Still Fuck Her
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Squirt Bong Anyone? – VIDEO
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Who is Dayana Mendoza and Why Isn’t she Sitting on My Face
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Untouched Madonna Photos Make Me Want to Puke
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Walking, Talking Moobs – VIDEO
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Well Hello There Tori Lane
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Little Wayne Isn’t Going to Jail Just Yet – VIDEO
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Noah Cyrus is a Trailer Trash Slut. Sorry But It’s True. Where the Fuck Are This Kids Parent? Seriously
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Mmmmmm Layla is Tasty
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April O?eal Is Seriously Hot
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Illinois Woman Sentenced For Kidnapping, Beating And Burning Pregnant Disabled Woman
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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“I know, Jesus never had a venereal disease or went down on a guy in a bathroom stall. Although I could be wrong about that. I?e never actually read the Bible”
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Hey There Nikita
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Abigail Clancy Has Her Body Painted
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Julia Roberts is Fully Bangable
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Anna Lynne McCord’s Tits Are Weird, But Tits are Tits So Here They Are Anyways
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Idol Contestant Stage Fall Fail – VIDEO
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Stripfilm of the Day
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Mila Kunis Personal Pictures
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Web Came Slut Rides Her Toy
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Veronika is Ready for the Beach
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Joe Rogan Wants Everyone To Stare At His Hog – VIDEO
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2010

09

Feb

Peaches Gelodoff Promoting Lingerie is Pretty Disgusting of the Day

I don’t know who fucking decided it would be a good idea to give Peaches Geldoff the promo job for a lingerie company, but I am going to go with it having something to do with having a rich, knighted drug addict father who had some vision to do a huge charitable event decades ago while high on acid and is still riding the fucking shit, and unfortunately so are his ugly, weasel lookin’ kids.

This is disgusting and I’m not just saying that because I hate the bitch and find the bitch vile on all levels, actually, that is exactly why I am saying that…

Pics via LFI

Posted in:Lingerie|Peaches Geldoff

2010

09

Feb

Sandra Bullock Hugs Radioman of the Day

Every city has their own gang of fucking weirdos that everyone knows. You know the kind of people who are pretty much homeless and wander the streets that have their own little song and dance that make them a fucking staple in the community, but not necessarily someone you’d hug or touch and I’m a pretty dirty motherfucker who usually doesn’t care about these things….

Well, New York has their own weirdo who is known in Hollywood as Radioman. He gets on movie sets, he was the inspiration behind “The Fisher King”, he’s been cameo in many movies, and he even went to the Oscars, but shit still doesn’t make hime someone I’d fucking touch.

But I guess after marrying Jesse James, Sandra Bullock doesn’t care so much about germs. You know since his ex-wife was a dirty pornstar….Janine….Pretty much the worst whore out there…or maybe Sandra Bullock just doesn’t want to look like a cunt snobbing out homeless people who inspired Acacdemy Award nominated movies this close to the Oscars

Pics via LFI

Posted in:Radioman|Sandra Bullock

2010

09

Feb

Kim Kardashian Brings the Tranny Billboard of the Day

It’s nice to see that the world is becoming more and more liberal and fags, queers, trannies and sexually confused gender benders are allowed to buy billboards and promote their shit, cuz there is no way this someone with an actual pussy, it must be the best body double they could find for the whore, because I do know that Kim Kardashian has a pussy, I’ve seen it in video, but I’m not sure the guy who plays her in her ad campaign for some bullshit product she probably doesn’t deserve to launch, but will make millions with because America is retarded and buys into this shit they see on tv, and who really cares…

Either way, you’re half gay and like your women a little robust, so this is for you…

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Billboard|Kim Kardashian|Tranny

2010

09

Feb

Miranda Kerr Gets Done Up to Do Chores of the Day

Nothing says obnoxious ego like this bitch who was once just a simple teenage girl shopping in a mall before being discovered like a bitch who let her American fame and fortune get to her fucking head, so that when she is at home in Australia she has to annoy everyone around her by acting all fucking important, when no one at home really gives a fuck cuz you’re still that awkward bitch who worked at the videostore or some shit, but now who can’t even get out of the fuckin house without getting her hair and make-up done, so that she can show off her poses she’s practived for the paparazzi she’s hired to really drive the point home. I’d still love to cum on her face and give her something to smile about….

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Made-Up|Miranda Kerr|Model

2010

09

Feb

Jewel’s Saggy Hick Tits of the Day

Jewel is everyone’s favorite fucked up tooth redneck who was raised in Alaska by wolves, where she was shoeless,homeless and clearly braless. Where her only worldly possessions were an old guitar she made out of bear bones and fur she got when she had to wrestle a bear down for food one cold and snowy night, before stealing a car and bringing her lesbian sound to America where she forumlated this bullshit story for marketing purposes, but the only thing that makes it believable is the sag in her tit that can only come from years of running through the woods hunting and gathering, braiding her armpit hair, howling at the moon without the support these fuckin’ things needed…which I guess is all part of the reason she married a rodeo man, since he’s used to handling wild fucking things with utters.

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:cleavage|Hick|Jewel|Tits

2010

09

Feb

Keira Knightley Valentines Day Love Story Gone Wrong of the Day

I am posting this picture because it made me laugh….I love how they circled the motherfucker, but that’s just because I love mentally unstable losers muster up the courage to find their wifes who don’t know they are their wives are and let them know how angry they are for them being unloyal bitches who never come home at night, who ignore them even when they are so close to each other, and who pretend they aren’t in love when clearly they are, otherwise how did they get married crazy…..

Either way, here’s the love story behind it…look how happy they are together, before she turned on him and got him arrested. It is the perfect idea for all your Valentine’s Day plans, cuz you’re fucking creeps…

FILE picture dated February 2 2010 of Keira Knightley leaving her nightly performance in “The Misanthrope” at London’s Comedy Theatre, watched by Marek Daniluk (rear, right). Daniluk, 41, has been charged with harrassment after waiting for the 24-year-old actress outside the theatre. It is alleged the Polish national, who is understood to have mental health difficulties, grabbed the “Pirates of the Caribbean” star’s arm and demanded she answer questions. He was arrested on Thursday February 4 2010 and appeared before the City of Westminster magistrate’s court on Saturday.

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Keira Knightley|stalker

2010

09

Feb

Brooklyn Decker is the SI Swimsuit Covergirl of the Day

If you are like me, I am sure you don’t give a fuck who the covergirl, you just care about her half naked tits. You probably also don’t care about the politics behind this shit, like maybe the fact that she is married to a pro athlete with a lot of money who used to fuck Mandy Moore who could swindle a lot more shit that you know….but here is the cover…and some other pictures

Posted in:Brooklyn Decker|Covergirl|SI Swimsuit

2010

09

Feb

Beyonce in Her Jammies of the Day

Beyonce was trying to be playful and cute, like that hooker I once hired who wouldn’t stop baby talking me, when all I wanted was a fucking back alley blowjob from a whore, but instead had to deal with this cutesy shit that couldn’t make me cum and her soiled panties were straight out of the Children’s section with cartoon characters on the shit, and when I asked her wear she got them, she told me from her daughter, and the whole thing was not hot, cuz I need a whore to get me off, not a bitch in a fucking comfy PJs, or flannel pants, or little girl underwear, so while Beyonce may as well be sucking her thumb in this outfit as she greets the day and the paparazzi, I’d rather see her in crotchless panties and a dildo she just used on Jay-Z in hand…but maybe you have different taste than me.

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Beyonce|Pajamas

2010

09

Feb

Alicia Keys’ Ass in a Bikini of the Day

I’d say that I keep on falling in and out of love with Alicia Keys, but that would be a lie. I never loved the bitch, it’s just the only thing I think of when I hear her name because that’s pretty much where her career started and finished for me, since I wrote her the fuck off when I realized she was not hot and that her voice was annoying. Sure, I get that she rode Bill Cosby’s leg when she was a kid , forcing him to pull some strings for her, otherwise she was taking it to the police….So when everyone got excited about this hairy chested thing…I just kinda laughed it off, but today these pictures of her in a bikini are far less offensive than I’d expect. Maybe it’s the angle, maybe I wrote her off too soon, maybe I just have no standards or taste and here are the pics.

Here she is in some bullshit one-piece – lookin like a goddess provided you don’t have any taste.

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Alicia Keys|Ass|Bikini