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2010

17

Feb

Lily Allen’s Ass is a Serious Mistake of the Day

I don’t know what the fuck was going through Lily Allen’s head when she decided to wear this outfit, but I do know that her lower body is fucking disgusting.

Shit brings back memories of when I worked at an old folks home cleaning shit off pretty much almost dead, old, sloppy, saggy, flat, fat asses. There’s really not much more to say about this as I deal with the confusion of why a cunt so vile would try to pull off the pantsless performing style on National TV.

Maybe she’s upset Gaga who never wears pants is a huge phenomenon because let’s face it, Gaga isn’t famous because she doesn’t wear pants and does wear stupid costumes, she’s famous because there’s a whole lot of gay teenagers and retards who buy into her shit.

But I can guarantee Lily Allen would get more fans without making the public sick to their fucking stomach, contemplate homosexuality, and run to our Lady Gaga posters to perform our daily ritual of worshiping her just so that Lily Allen and her fat disgusting ass disappears….

Pics via Bauer and Pics via LFI

Posted in:Ass|Lily Allen|Mistake

2010

17

Feb

This Just In: Riot at Chuck E. Cheese of the Day

This shit is PROJECTS. PROJECTS is what I call ghetto cuz she’s straight from government subsidized homes….and in the defense of these brawlers in Chuck E. Cheese, it’s better to fight in from of the kids than fuck in front of the kids to make money to pay rent even if both are in their futures, one is just more socially acceptable.

Posted in:Chuck E. Cheese|Ghetto|Tennesee

2010

17

Feb

Shenae Grimes is Not Hot Even When Showing Off Bra of the Day

I unfortunately live in Canada, the home of the 2010 Olympic games, which you may know about, because if you were like me and drinking your face off in a bar last night you would have seen that Figure Skating has got a lot more faggot that it used to be.

Sure, figure skating was always pretty fucking faggot and a solid 90% of men involved in the sport were taking it in the ass and mouth on their spare time and the other 10% were just victims to really controlling mother’s who wanted a daughter but God spited them and they weren’t going to let that get in the way of their figure skating dream, but now the 90% of the guys who are gay, are real fuckin’ gay, I’m talking Adam Lambert getting fucked by a twink in pantyhose gay….

Not that that matters, but Shenae Grimes is Canadian and when the bitch got her gig in 90210 the Canadian media ate her the fuck up and I never got it, I thought bitch was ugly, so lucky for me, 90210 gave us AnnaLynne McCord to distract from this Shenae everyone loved, despite her stupid name, so when I saw these pictures, I had to to post the shit cuz she’s fuckin’ ugly no matter how much fancy lingerie she teases with…

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Not Hot|Shenae Grimes

2010

17

Feb

Bai Ling is 43 of the Day

Bai Ling is 43 years old. This may not be a secret to any of you, since it was on Wikipedia and IMDB and I guess all the mainstream media over the last few years have probably mentioned this if they have bothered mentioning Bai Ling, which I don’t think they would as she is only known for being the really long nippled Chinese girl who hits the red carpet on the regular and doesn’t really do anything else, which I guess she can thank her rich Chinese father who finances her insanity, but I had no fucking idea. I really thought she was Paris Hilton’s age, but maybe just because she had Paris Hilton’s level of accomplishment and purpose in the world. Either way, 43 is pretty fuckin’ old and this has been a little known fact that was public information that no one bothered paying attention to becaue no one gave a fuck that you can bring up at parties or when hanging with your friend and you can’t think of better things to discuss…..”hey mom, guess what, Bai Ling’s 43″ and she says “Who?” kinda thing….you liked those quotes didn’t you…it made this post come alive.

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:43|Bai Ling

2010

17

Feb

More of Christina Aguilera’s Hot Little Body on the Day

If you read this site, you will know that I posted a few pictures of Christina Aguilera on set of her new movie, because I guess she’s an actor now, as acting doesn’t take much talent. She was wearing tight leggings and her body looked rockin, because I guess being in a movie called Burlesque means she strips down, not that burlesque stripping is really anything to get excited for, but we cal all hope Hollywood puts a hotter spin on it that the burlesque shows I’ve been to, where girls who dress like Betty Page and think they are in the 1950s, who you would assume is a lesbian and who is a solid 35 pounds out of weight humiliates herself in nipple tassels, trying to cocktease, when really just providing serious comedy….because hot girls don’t need to do that kind of song and dance to get laid….they can strip at real stripclubs or fuck rich guys who pay their way…like Christina Aguilera did and I am loving Christina Aguilera’s little whore body in tights…it brings back memories of jerking off to her ten years ago…good times.

And Some Hot Mom Camel Toe

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Body|Christina Aguilera|Hot

2010

17

Feb

Shauna Sand is Like a Silver Medal of the Day

The Olympics are going on and I thing Shauna Sand is channeling that with her choice in outfits by rockin’ this silver metalic shit that still shows enough cleavage to remind us she is a whore. I’m just not sure what message she’s trying to get across. I figure she’s either trying to say she’s not quite the best or the top of her game, but she’s still worth celebrating, or maybe she’s just saying she’s a fucking disappointment and can’t come in first because despite all her hard work getting plastic surgery everywhere on her body except her pussy, where she actually needs it, cuz shit looks dead and tired and needs a little refreshing, she’s still the first fucking loser….

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Shauna Sand|Tits

2010

16

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

This site is a fucking money maker. Seriously ballin’ hard. Check out this email I got from an advertiser:

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Commission Amount: $1.00 USD

Great. Now I can buy the chocolate bar I’ve had my eye on the last decade but could never quite justify spending all that money on it, but now, I can. Dreams do come true. Today is just one of those days.

On a more exciting note check out this spam trap I got….

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Right….now here are my stepLINKS….

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Mischa Barton is Smokin’ the Good Shit!
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16 Entertainers Who Died In The Act
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Meet Hot Model Laura Petersen And Her Hot Pictures
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Because Doing Fuck All Tonight Isn’t My Idea of Getting Fucked
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Nicole Scherzinger is Lookin Hot at Carnival
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David is Seeking a Godess – VIDEO
GO

Dancing With the Stars Nip Slip Throwback
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“Lady GaGa Looks Like Something Kat Von D Birthed Out of Her Butt During a Nascar Party.
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Lohan is Bloated or Preggers, You Decide
GO

A Brief History of Pretty Much Everything – VIDEO
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Amateur Lesbian Threesome
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How About Some Christina Hendricks and Her Massive Fucking Rack?
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Gemma is in Lingerie
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SURPRISE! Tila Tequila is No Longer Fake Pregnant
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Changing Room Spy Cam
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I May Not Be Black But I Love Wu Tang Clan!
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Khlow Kardashian is Topless
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Tess is Tasty
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It Isn’t a Day of Celebrity Entertainment News Without Some Lady Gaga Stupidity
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Mmmmmmmm Check Out Adriana Lima
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Charlize Theron I Love You
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DIE YOU FUCKING CUNT, DIE
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Some Megan Fox, Just Because
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Some Hoes in the VIP – VIDEO
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And MORE Megan Fox – VIDEO
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Ke$ha and Her Man Face…of the Day
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Mena Suvari is Lookin Hott
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And That’s What Happens When You Lose Control of a Corvette – VIDEO
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Stripfilm of the Day
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Cameron Diaz Topless Throwback
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Irina Stripes Down
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Now THIS SHould Have Been a Skechers Ad – VIDEO
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Charlie Sheen’s Wife Looks An Awful Lot Like…Charlie Sheen
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2010

16

Feb

Some UK Hip Hop trash in See Through Pants of the Day

The UK is a funny place because when you hear a British person talk, you assume they are refined, classy, come from money, know about etiquette, and all that other bullshit that comes with sounding pretentious, but the reality is that the UK breeds some of the more serious trash out there. From Jordan Katie Price, to other garbage glamor models who look like their pussies smell like the cheese that trips off them, so I’m not too surprised seeing this bitch Tulisa from some band I’ve never heard of called N-Dubz showing off her fat ass in see thru pants and the only unfortunate thing in all this is that she was wearing panties, cuz I never turn down seeing a girl’s pussy no matter who she is or where she is from….

Here is their video that has 7,000,000 views cuz I guess they are a lot bigger than I thought…but it is still serious shit…

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Hip Hop|N-Dubz|See Thru|Tula

2010

16

Feb

Christina Aguilera is a Street Walker on Set of the Day

I always knew she was a whore, but it really solidified when I found out she married that really ugly dude. It was clearly not a marriage of convenience since he is Jewish and you have to work to convert to marry a Jews, like Ivanka Trump and it was obviously not a marriage due to his boyish good looks, I think the only justifiable explanation is that he bought her with all his money. Sure she had enough money of her own to last a few lifetimes over, but there’s no way that this was for “love” or not monetary, because it is impossible to fall in love with something you can’t stomach lookin’ at, but it is easy to pretend you are, for a paycheck, especially if you are a whore….cuz whores love fucking for money…at least that’s what I’ve learned from my experience with whores…which is relatively extensive but mainly on the low end of the spectrum, cuz 50 dollars a cum was always maximum budget…not that you care..

On a sidenote, the only good thing about Christina Aguilera taking up acting in this Burlesque movie, is that it will prove to everyone that acting doesn’t really take talent or skill and that they’ve just been fooling you all these years to keep their club an exclusive one…cuz if every idiot became an actor, none of them would get paid stupid money and the whole industry would go to shit.

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Christina Aguilera|Whore

2010

16

Feb

New Black Eyed Peas Video of the Day

Here’s some new Black Eyed Peas video where Fergie plays a robot in a metal pantsless outfit and I am not posting it because I like the Black Eyed Peas or think they are cool, or think that they produce quality. I met them over a decade ago before Fergie and they were normal dudes just getting wasted at a local bar after being an opening act to some obscure hip hop act I had free tickets to see, before they sold their soul to the devil and I have had very little respect for sell outs but realize having money is more rewarding than having integrity, but I do like Fergie and I have held her hand before her security tried to rip my arm off last year, and haven’t washed it since, but that has nothing to do with Fergie, but more to do with my bad hygiene.

Posted in:Black Eyed Peas|Video