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Ariel Winter Puts her Pussy in Her Man’s Face and Flashes Tit of the Day

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Bella Thorne Fitness of the Day

Julianne Hough Defends Being Skinny in a Fat World of the Day

2010

Feb

Kylie Minogue Comes Prepared of the Day

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I guess since the cancer scare, Kyle Minogue is ready for anything, and based on how she’s dressed it is safe to say that she knows life is a funny thing that throws all kinds of situations in your face and that there is just no way of predicting the next event or situation, at least that’s what I like to think, because with padding like that, it looks like she’s in military army, ready to drop to her knees and disarm any erection that throws itself in her face and down her throat, because these are some serious dicksucking pants, but maybe dressing for sucking dick is just a fantasy of mine and really she’s just like the crazy cancer survivor who used to hang out in the park wearing tin foil asking radom people if they had lead sheets to fight off the cancer rays in some kind of serious insanity….either way, we should all appreciate fashionable yet functional whore gear and here’s some Kylie Minogue modeling it….

Here she is in a See Through skirt at the Brit Awards, cuz I guess not having your own tits or nipples makes a bitch try harder….that’s not mean to be a joke cuz Breast Cancer is a serious issue…It’s just simple psychology….

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Dick Suckin' Pants|Kylie Minogue

2010

Feb

A Still from Shakira’s New Music VIdeo of the Day

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Shakira’s last video was masturbated to everywhere. Seriously, it had so many views on Youtube that there was no way a gang of fucking perverts didn’t have shit on repeat. I think more people saw that video than are actually on the interent daily, it’s lik every Internet user saw the shit 18 times and that’s just not fucking normal, so I can assume that since she’s slutted out to get our attention again after years of being off the radar and already having us hooked, her next video will be some romantic bullshit for the girls to jerk off to, cuz girls look for different things in their masturbation, like emotion, while all I want is to see her South American booty bounce….and she’s already done that….

Either way, here’s a still from the shoot with Rafael Nadal. He plays tennis and I am not even sure that’s Shakira….but they say it is so let’s just pretend….

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Music|Shakira|Video

2010

Feb

Whitney Houston Singing The Bodyguard Song of the Day

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Here is a video of Whitney Houston. I am not posting it because I think she is hot, despite lookin like a black crackwhore I’d pay to suck my dick, I am not posting this becuase I think she’s a talent who speaks directly to my soul everytime she opens her mouth where I feel like my ears are making love to angels from above and emotion takesover and I feel alive, I am posting this to remind you that no matter where you are in life, the good times will end and just can’t last forever, they will most likely come crashing down on you in some kind of wreck, that leaves you taking drugs to deal with the loss, and taking water breaks performing your single most well knowns song…

Posted in:Bodyguard|Sucking|Whitney Houston

2010

Feb

Stacy Keibler in Leggings of the Day

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I think it’s almost funny that wearing leggings are enough reason to get me to post on the site, even though every fucking girl and her mother and maybe even her grandmother are rockin’ leggings these days, like shit isn’t skin tight, ass and pussy hugging and the closest I’ll ever get to seeing them naked. I guess it is evolution of the cocktease slut, as the cocktease slut is wider spread than ever, and soon enough bitches will be walking around the city naked, pointing to their pussies asking if you want it only to say “you can’t have it” so you act like the caveman you are and take it because there’s only so much cocktease a man can take before raping.

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Leggings|Stacy Keibler

2010

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

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I like to think I am semi-retired. Today I rode the bus for three hours in the seedy part of town, hoping to find black dudes to ask a shoe shine from, or teen hookers to ask a blowjob from, but instead I just got thrown around cuz I gave my seat up to a pregnant chick, not by choice but by peer pressure and I’m not sure if you know this, but during the day, the ghetto has a lot of fucking pregnant chicks taking the bus, I guess it makes sense since they don’t work, don’t have cars, and need to go to doctors and drug dealers and john’s to get by, cuz they won’t let a baby get in the way of much but my peaceful public transit ride….I need a hobby…

Here are my stepLINKS…

Kim Kardashian is Pretty Much Retarded and Probably Cost This Dude His Job
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Britney Spears for Candies Makes Her Look Bangable Again
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15 Hottest Mother Daughter Combos in Show Business
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The 10 Hottest Taiwanese Women
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Because I Know You Like a Dirty, No Good Slut as Much as I Do
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Lindsay Lohan is Nearly Topless
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Live Avatar Role Playing – VIDEO
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Katie Price Has Big Whore Dreams For Her Daughter
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Sienna Miller Panty Upskirt Throwback
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A Lego Robot That Solves Rubiks Cubes and Pretty Much Blew My Mind – VIDEO
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Seriously, WTF is Wrong With Tori Spelling’s Face?
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She Masterbates in the Car – VIDEO
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Gotta Love it When Shakira Shakes That Thang
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Pete Wentz is an Idiot and I Hate Him
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Holly Valance is Lookin Hot
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Now THAT’S Deep Throating
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Gary Coleman Flips the Fuck Out on the Insider – VIDEO
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Vanessa White is SHowing a Whole Lot of Nipple
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Vikki is a Sexretary
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Yeah I’d Bang Alesha Dixon
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Meet Tiffany
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Elaine From Seinfeld is Totally a Bangable Cougar
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Man Admits To Throwing 3-Month-Old Daughter Off A Bridge
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Bus fight! VIDEO
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Capri and Georgia Fuck Each Other After School
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One Prank, On Marriage Proposal – VIDEO
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Kelly Osbourne is Lookin Cute Lately
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These Sluts Are a Few Good Reason’s You Should Watch The Olympics
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25 Animals Wearing Glasses
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Idiot Shoots Himself in the Nose With BB Gun – VIDEO
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Mmmmmmm Bryci
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Nieve Jennings Knows How To Sell Cars….er…Lingerie
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2010

Feb

Racist of the Day

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I think this old man just asked a black dude to shine his shoes. That shit is more racist that John Mayer’s dick….but funny as fuck….you can’t make out the first part of their fight but the old white man does some serious damage and throws does some punches and dude gets fucked…I guess when a big burly white racist dudes starts fucking with you, you shouldn’t go try to smack him up….life lesson of the day…

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2010

Feb

Lindsay Lohan’s Weird Fuckin Face of the Day

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Lohan is a fucking wreck. I don’t where she is or what she is doing, but I do know that her hot tits are being suffocated in this dress and would like to come out for air to distract us from her big swollen stupid lookin’ lips that make her face look it was either in a serious accident or some kind of burn victim. Part of me will always like this bitch, but unfortunately that part of me is not my dick, as all we have is just memories of the night we had together and the pair of panties I stole from her and wore for a month….wait that wasn’t Lohan, that was some redheaded tranny in designer clothes….which I guess is pretty much the same fuckin’ thing…except at least a tranny fucks you…while Lohan’s all “lesbian”.

Here are some scars from cutting like she was an awkward lonely confused teenager on her arms…

And some Bruises like she was a hooker who got thrown the fuck around on her legs….

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Face|Lindsay Lohan

2010

Feb

Kristin Cavallari Doesn’t Do Anal of the Day

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I was in the mood to be a hero and save lives a few years ago when walking through a mall that had a mobile blood donor station set up. I waited in line thinking about all the kids with blood diseases, people in car accidents, gun shot victims I would potentially be saving, until they sat me down and asked me questions about my past, because I guess they don’t want dirty HIV/HEP blood.

So they went thru the whole thing and I passed with flying colors, until they asked me if I do anal sex, I asked them if I “give” it or “take” it, and their said either or, and I had to be honest and explain that my wife has a really large vagina and the only way I can get off with her is if i stick it in her ass, and despite it being a really scary, smelly, rotten experience, it’s the best I can do given her size and obesity….

I was thanked and asked to leave cuz they have a policy that if you fuck a bitch up the ass, or if you get fucked up the ass like a bitch, you are no eligible to donate blood….

And here are pictures of Kristin Cavallari giving blood, so you can put two and two together, and unless this is a publicity stunt to draw positive attention to her or she lies, then you know that this bitch does not get fucked up the ass….

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Anal|Kristin Cavallari

2010

Feb

Ciara’s Booty Poppin Video of the Day

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This is a shitty quality video, with real shitty sound is supposed to be singer Ciara who used to be a man or was born with a cock or some other bullshit rumor that’s been goin’ on of years poppin’ her booty on stage at what must be a mall performance cuz she’s irrelevant.

It’s too awkward for me to even figure out what’s going on, or what her ass even looks like when being popped in some bullshit MJ Tribute that’s a solid 8 months too late and that needs to seriously stop polluting my life, cuz I’ve moved on, mainly cuz I don’t care, but I do think dwelling on shit is unhealthy….

Bonus: Here’s a video of some girl dancing slow to a Lil Wayne and Ciara song that was just uploaded and I’m not complaining despite how awkward filming yourself dancing around is.

Posted in:Booty Poppin|Ciara

2010

Feb

Lady Gaga’s Sloppy Cellulite Ass and Thick Pussy of the Day

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I walked into a Chinese restaurant drunk to take a piss around midnight last night. Not only did a street kid with rotting teeth and a serious drug addiction ask me for change and when I said no, offered me a blow job and when I laughed at the offer, she said she was being serious, putting me in an awkward position cuz I had to turn down a fucking blowjob and I am trained to never do that….but a group of college kids made fun about how fat I was when I walked in saying shit like “you really think it’s a good idea for that guy to eat here” and “I hope they stocked up on food cuz they are about to get cleared out” and realized that shit I must be pretty fucking fat to get mocked walking into a restaurant, maybe I should stop eating chips….unfortunately, Lady Gaga doesn’t have the same thought process no matter how times I write how fat and shitty her body is but she still wears these outits…..It is probably because she’s on drugs, at the skinnest she’s ever been, working out by performing her ugly face off everynight, which unfortunatley is just an expression and not reality, because if she could perform her face off, we’d all be in a better place since she’s always in the media….and here is her sloppy ass…

And as a bonuse her outfit gave some serious vagina definition. She’s definitely not a tranny, that is definitely a pussy. She’s just got the external kind of pussy that looks like it is stickin’ its tongue out at you. I used to find them disgusting and scary, but sinceI have tried them many times and have come to terms with them, I am just confused why they exist and what makes pussy grow out like that, but all I’ve come up with is genetics cuz external pussy is kinda funny look, like some kind of sea creature attached to a woman that I stick my dick in and who really cares…just look at the pics…

Pics via LFI

Posted in:Ass|Cellulite|Lady Gaga|Sloppy