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2010

21

Jan

The Playboy Twins are Boring as Fuck of the Day

I didn’t realize that the show Girls Next Door was still on TV, I have never seen it so maybe I shouldn’t be talking about how shit it is, but based ont he girls who have come out of it in the past, I can only assume it’s a real waste of fucking time….but it turns out that it is still on TV and that these girls were the girls cast to play Hef’s “Girlfriends” but they recently got fired for not beign all that hot and fucking boring because here they are in their first appearance as free girls and they aren’t in trashy lingerie or naked or in see thru outfits, which is really all they are good for and what is expected out of them, even if I am so tired of typical trashy strippers in typical trashy outfits, it’s played the fuck out….Either way, I just spent too much time on these girls so I’m gonna end this now and try to find something more inspiring to write about…in case you were wondering….

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Playboy Twins|Shannon Twins

2010

21

Jan

UK Big Brother Evicted Guests Get Wasted of the Day

Some usless gutter piece of shit trash named Lady Sovereign and Ronnie Woods’ annoying mail order bride who he beat the fuck up because he realized garbage hipsters are more fun to beat up than to fuck were the first to get kicked off Celebrity Big Brother UK and I guess they went to celebrate how annoying they are by getting wasted and more annoying.

I’ve unfortunately been in the same room as Lady Sovereign at her concert. Bitch is not really a bitch but more a poor white dude from the trailer park. She was spitting and hacking and lookin’ for her Heineken and the whole thing was about as sexy as watching your fat friend take a fucking shit….

I don’t really know why I am posting this, but I can only assume it’s because it’s a slow news day and not because I am proud that I was in the same room as this piece of garbage, but I had nothing else to really write about when it comes to two idiots even their home country doesn’t give a fuck about…..

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Evicted|Trash|UK Big Brother

2010

21

Jan

Venus Williams Tennis Ass Flash of the Day

I don’t understand these videos, they are kinda creepy as fuck, but apparently Venus Williams decided to match her underwear to her skin color to make the world think she was playing tennis naked, like some kind of bad halloween costume which may have made the sport a little more interesting to watch for some, it wasn’t enough for me to jerk off to because female tennis has always been an amazing sport to watch in terms of getting turned on. It is the reason we watch it, historically there have been a bunch of young hot players the public has fallen in fucking love with because watching a bitch play tennis is graceful, sweaty, peppered with grunts you can only recreate 12 inches deep in her ass, all while wearing little skirts and showing off panty, sweaty cameltoe and other good things….making this just all par for the court….

Here she is in action……

Posted in:Ass Flash|Venus WIlliams

2010

21

Jan

Conspiracy Theory in Haiti of the Day

I have been yelled at by everyone I talk to about my conspiracy that the USA set off an Earthquake in Haiti in efforts to take over their government for whatever reason (Cuba), and figured this type of thing would show how weak the current government, making the Haitian people open to letting the USA take over. Sure I could be totally wrong and maybe my readers, friends, the drunk lady I told this to on the bus and everyone else who calls me fucking crazy is right. I don’t have any validation, proof and I really know nothing about politics, it just seemed to make sense to me and I guess it made sense to everyone’s favorite Communist Dictator pretty much saying I was right..

That said doesn’t mean Haiti isn’t suffering and you should donate if you can…

Posted in:Conspiracy|Haiti|USA

2010

21

Jan

Awkward Israeli Art Film of the Day

I think my site lacks culture, maybe that’s my biggest downfall and the reason no one in any industry takes me seriously, I need to put more art into the mix cuz art is class and I gotta stop the hateful celebrity commentary where I just make a joke out of myself…So you can only imagine how excited I was when one of my Israeli readers happened to have an award winning art film he made to share with me….and you can only imagine my delight when I watched it and saw dude having sex with a fucking blow-up doll in some kind of uncomfortable fetish porn disguised as art, but was glad it wasn’t his other film where he made a popsicle out of his cum called Cocksicle.

I guess the nice thing about art is that it affects each of us differently, like I was on the floor laughing when I saw this, but you may shed a tear because you can relate to his desire for love or maybe you’re just creeped the fuck out…something I can only assume most of you will be because it is awkward as fuck….and it is safe to say it may make it hard for you to watch porn or get turned on again…welcome to my world….

I told him I would spread his word but he asked me to post his facebook in exchange….so if you like it, it is called Safety in Rubber and I don’t think it will be in a theater near you…

Posted in:Art Film|Israel|Safety in Rubber

2010

20

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

I always forget what stepLINKS pictures I’ve used, I should really figure out a system…that said I was going to do a relief fund for Haiti to motivate you slobs to donate some money but I gave up knowing that I’m just going to get discouraged when I see that we only raised 3 dollars and a guitar pick, three expired condoms and a twinkie to the cause, cuz when that happens it just reminds me how insignificant this site actually is and really makes me wonder why I bother doing it all day every day when I could be doing better things like eating all you can eat buffets at the trashy stripclubs to get fatter and fatter amongst disgusting half naked women….

Here are my stepLINKS….

Why the Fuck Are They Still Giving This Octocunt So Much Publicity?
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Keeley Hazell’s Face is Sort of Busted But Her tita and Ass Make Up For It
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Gotta Love Them Hos
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Why the Fuck Haven’t I Been Watching MTV Teen Mom? Oh Yeah Because I Don’t Have a TV
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Star Wars Opening – REDIT
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The Worst Talkshow Hosts of All Time
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Stacey Dash’s Hottest Pics
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A Little More of Paris Hilton’s Pussys
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Micole Kidman is Gross
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Stripfilm of the Day
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Hahahah Let’s Laugh at Leno More – VINTAGE VIDEO
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Rhianna Cares About Haiti
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Kelly Brooke is Topless in the Bath
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Who Let Chewbacca Walk the Red Carpet
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I Wanna Bang Laura Bell Bundy
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I Forgot How Hot Shania Twain Was
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Amanda Palmer is See Through
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Aura Dione, What the Fuck Are You Wearing?
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Did You See This Naked Chick in the Make the Girl Dance Video
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Lizzie is Nude on the Bridge
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Kid Bails Hard – VIDEO
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Jamee in the Dressing Room
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Jesus This Heidi Montage Shit is Just Getting More Scary By the Minute
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Vanessa Has no Panties On
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I Love Some Kylie Minogue
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Love Lux Cassidy
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Laura Blokhina is Hot
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Britains Best Bums
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Gotta Love Twin Sluts
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Kim and Khloe Kardashian Make Themselves Look More Stupid Anything They Open Their Mouths
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Why Hello Yanna and Alla
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Virtual Lapdance Anyone?
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Ashlyn and Alyssa Get It On
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Comedy Aside, Conan O’Brian is a Real Class Act
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Maybe Madonna Should Sell Her Plane and a Few Other Thinsg Because the $250 000 She Donated to to Haiti Isn’t
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When Grandma Gets Fisteds
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88 Bull Riding Beauties
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I Still Got the Hots for Elle Macphereson Even Though Her Face is Fucking Orange
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2010

20

Jan

Fun Married Couple of the Day

I don’t see what the big deal is, so dude convinced kids to have sex while he masturbated in the corner, sounds like a good time to me, I mean in this generation you can’t have a party with teenagers without the sex, he’s just trying to keep shit current and trendy, holding onto his youth and being the cool older guy who faciliates the fun, so I can only blame the Christian policies of the USA for ruining his fun….. like when I got in trouble for buying a 15 year old a bag of coke for a handjob, 14 is legal motherfuckers…fine that never happened…I just gave her crushed up lactose pills but she didn’t know the difference, fine…I never got it on with a 14 year old, not even when I was 14, but it coulda happened and it woulda been legal, cuz I am in Canada….I do know a creep guy who would jerk off to teens fucking when I see one and this dudes mustache should have given him away….

Posted in:Cool Couple|Party

2010

20

Jan

Katie Price and her Tired Face, Stupid Tits and Puke Dress of the Day

Katie Price is getting old and her plastic surgery doesn’t seem like it is keeping up with the aging process no matter how hard she tries.

Sure, she still has her stupid tits that distract you from all else wrong with her, but her face looks pretty hacked up and tired, but I guess that’s what happens when your career is based on getting fucked up at parties and getting fucked in sex tapes before doing stupid photoshoot and marrying a gay dude who was under the impression you were a man because of the bulge you have in your pants….

So I guess her dress that looks like the puke covered snow outside my local bar, you know a wide variety of colors of puke you don’t really want to put in your mouth or eat, kinda the same feelings you’d have when faced with her pussy….

But we watched her come up, we might as well watch her fall and that concludes our review of short lived pathetic careers.

Pics via INF

Posted in:Haggard|Katie Price|old|Tired|Tits

2010

20

Jan

Dina Lohan’s Stained Leggings of the Day

If there’s one thing I know about the Lohan’s it is that they are well versed with stains, whether those stains are the Lohans on the entertainment industry, or the stains all over their clothes in order to become and remain the stain on the entertainment industry, seriously a lot of dick sucking and cumshots were taken to get them where they are today, the only problem is they need a hell of a lot more than Tide with Bleach to get rid of them, seriously, 90 percent of the coke these bitches have been huffing has been cut with detergent and they are still fucking standing….so seeing Lohan momma with dirty leggings she’s wearing cuz she’s competitive and trying to be hotter than her 15 year old daughter by dressing like her and humiliating herself in the process, something the family seems good at…

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Dina Lohan|Leggings

2010

20

Jan

J.Lo’s Unfortunate Comeback of the Day

I saw a preview of a new J.Lo movie the other day when my friend took me to a cheap night movie and I got pretty fucking mad about the shit, I thought she was done and forgotten but I was fucking wrong. I never liked her, I never found her hot, I didn’t care about her ass and the whole Latino bullshit never appealed to me, but for some reason she got a gig on hosting the George Lopez show, possibly cuz they are related, or maybe because she owns him, and here she is playing up her latino roots with this fake accent, forgetting that we all know J.Lo, we all know she doesn’t really have this accent, she is just lying to us and I am only posting this becuase I’d like her to go the fuck back where she was the last few years. Seriously.

Posted in:Garbage|J.Lo