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2009

29

Dec

Pixie Lott Showing Off Leg in Some Gay Biker Shorts of the Day

I don’t know who Pixie Lott is but apparently she’s got legs and wears leather shorts like some kind of gay biker ready to rape me in a back alley when I accidentally walk into the wrong bar in the wrong part of town….not that gay bikers really find me all that pretty…but if you get a gay biker on a bad day…it doesn’t really matter how unattractive you are…they just have the taste for ass no matter who that ass belongs to…it’s really a lot like prison….so I guess Pixie Lott brings out a lot of dark memories for me and I should hate her for that…which I guess I do….

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Leg|Pixie Lott|Shorts

2009

29

Dec

Lindsay Lohan Tits in a Hypnotizing Dress of the Day

I don’t really know what shirt/dress Lohan is wearing, but staring at her tits is making me dizzy, like how they hynotize a motherfucker in Batman or some shit, possibly her final desperate attempt to get work and to work her way into our minds, and I guess it worked on me…..

I had a really weird sex dream involving Lohan that involved her naked ass, a bucket of KFC chicken, a bathtub full of gravy and a marker we used to play connect the herpes scars. It was fucking weird, but I work up with a boner, so maybe the key to my libido is fast food and easy celebrity haggard under 25 year old pussy. I guess I still have love for Lohan even though everyone else has given up on her and here are some recent pics because she fucked me so proper in my dream last night that I figure I should give her as much exposure as possible, just so it gets back to her and she knows I still care….

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Lindsay Lohan|Sweater|Tits

2009

29

Dec

Jimmy Choo President Shows Us How To Make It of the Day

In the Tamara Mellon School of Entrepreneurship, the president and founder of Jimmy Choo, the really successful shoe company, shows us lesson one, let old fat men man-handle you because they are rich and can invest in your ideas, or introduce you to people who can help you reach the fucking top or because you married them to accomplish your dreams because there is no way that this bitch would let anyone touch her unless they were rich enough to make a difference in her enterprising life. Some call it gold digging, I just call it usin’ what you got and making the most of it, because if I had a vagina and not a penis shaped like a vagina, I totally would have fucked my way to the fucking top….

On a sidenote, at what level of male obesity does a motherfucker’s tits become too big to be considered decent, because this dude’s a fuckin’ C-cup and it’d be nice if girls with C-cups were allowed the same fuckin’ freedom as him, and it be equally amazing if motherfucker was forced to wear a bikini top…

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Gold Digger|Jimmy Choo|Slut

2009

29

Dec

Coco’s Got A Ridiculous Body of the Day

Coco’s turned her body into some kind of freakshow attraction and it’s worked out pretty well for her, you know with the whole Ice-T marriage that pretty much secures that she is seen at high profile events, making it so she doesn’t have to strip or do whatever it is she was doing before seducing Ice-T with her retarded fake tits. She looks like a fucking cartoon character in the cartoon erotica you watch because you can’t get laid, with her exagerated huge fake tits and huge fake ass, and the whole thing seems like overkill considering Ice-T is black and would probably fuck anything so long as it was white.

Either way, she brought her tacky, trashy ass to the pages of some magazine I’m sure none of you will ever read and here are the pics…

Posted in:Ass|Coco|Ridiculous|Tits

2009

29

Dec

Candice Swanepoel Bikini Pictures of the Day

Candice Swanepoel is making her way to the top of the bikini model ladder and rightfully so. I’ve been saying that Marisa Miller bitch and her hard skeletal face needs to retire her hard fuckin’ body and make way for fresher, less menopausal pussy and I guess this is Victoria’s Secret not so secret answer. This South African, like so many other South Africans, who constantly remind me that I should be living in South Africa, because all their South African pussy is this solid except for the South African pussy with AIDS….

Either way, I know you prefer jerking off to your comic books and videogames, because real girls are scary, but the good news is that this Candice Swanepoel is pretty much just pictures on your screen and will never turn you down, because you will never have the chance to meet her, so give her the orgasm all over your screen she deserves….

Posted in:Bikini|Candice Swanepoel|Model

2009

28

Dec

stepLINKS of the Day

Someone once told me there is no party like a stepLINKS party and I didn’t really get what the fuck he was talking about, until realizing that it was just the voices in my head because no one knows what a fucking stepLINK is but me, and I guess and you….because here they are….you know what else is here….2010….get excited you fucking drone idiots with nothing better to do than get excited that we’re all just one year closer to 2012….the end of the world according to that 3 hour documentary I was forced to watch with John Cussak……

JFK Was a Womanizer. Here He is With Some Naked Babes and I Love It
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When the Fuck Was Joanna Krupa in Playboy and Why Haven’t I Beat Off to These Pics Yet?
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Amateur Bikini Models Are a Good Way to End Off a
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See Through This Columbian Model’s Tits
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Because There’s No Fucking Way Your Virgin Ass Got Laid Over Christmas. Fact.
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A Mash Up of the Top 25 Biggest Piece of Shit Songs From 2009
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Gotta Love an Epic Facebook Fail
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Lohan Out Spending Whatever Pennies She Has Left, Bangs Some Hockey Player
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Inner Monologue of an 8-Year Old Opening Christmas Presents
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Tay Zonday X The Grinch Was All I Wanted For Christmas, and Here It Is
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striptease of the Day – 3 for 1
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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I Call This One “Fuck You Tyra Banks”
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Ivana Trump Wants Everyone, Even 6 Year Olds, To Go Fuck Themselves
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Seriously, Rihanna Looks Her Hottest When She is Dressed Down
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Here’s Spike Lee’s Video for Michael Jackson’s ‘This Is It’ But You Should Have to Come Up With Your Own Joke About It Because The Christmas Spirit is Preventing Me From Trampling the Grave of a Dude Who Had a Pretty Tramatic Fucking Life…of the Day
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Ted Nugent is a Gun Toting Red Neck and It’s a Bit Much to Be Honest
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Lucy Pinder Gallery
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Shay Laren is Pretty in Pink
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some Slut Drops a Lamp on Some Other Sluts Head – VIDEO
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Jon Gosselin is the Biggest Fame Whore Ever and I Love It
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Keri Gets Off By the Pool
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Heather is Outside But More Importantly, She is Naked
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CINEMA 2009 – 342 Movies in 7 Minutes
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Gotta Love Drunk Sluts
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A Charlie Sheen Christmas is Just Like a Charlie Brown Christmas, But With Less Singing, More Booze and Some Wife Beating
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Poppy Montgomery Naked
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Meet Madden, She is Lovely
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I Don’t Know Who Diora Baird Is But I’m Starting to Think I Should
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Anita Pearl is Sexy and Working Out
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Twins Are Always Good Because, Well, They Are Twins
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Denise Milani is By the Sea
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I Would Totally Bang Josie and/or The Pussycats
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Christmas XBOX Rage
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I Am Totally Taking Acid and Going to See Alice in Wonderland – VIDEO
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And Now, the MOST AWESOME Revenge Story EVER
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Apparently Will Smith Now = Barack Obama, Let’s Just Pray Barack Doesn’t Star in Hancock 2
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Drew Barrymore is Cute and Sexy
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2009

28

Dec

Sienna Miller in a Bikini Playing House With Jude Law and His Kids of the Day

In totally uninteresting news, Sienna Miller and Jude Law were on a family vacation with his kids in the Caribbean and she was wearing her bikini. I guess it’s one of those situations where you give your girlfriend AIDS or any serious STD for that matter and it makes it easier to stay together than have to face the embarrassment of telling your next lover, only in Sienna Miller’s case she’s done the fucking rounds with her vagina a bunch of times over before falling back into “Alfie’s” arms, or whatever movie these twats were in together where she painted his house naked.

This is art imitating life, if the shitty moves they were in were actually considered art….

Pics via INF

Posted in:Bikini|Sienna Miller

2009

28

Dec

Uma Thurman’s Ex-Fiance’s Got New “Pussy” of the Day

Here’s a fucking useless piece of information….this is Uma Thurman’s ex-fiance on the beach with his new girlfriend….she’s in her bikini and looks pretty fucking masculine…I guess this guy is into chicks who looks like they should have dicks….

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Arpad Busson|Bikini|Ex-Fiance|Slut|Uma Thurman

2009

28

Dec

Janice Dickinson’s Dirty Tongue Kissing of the Day

I doubt watching a living corpse like Janice Dickinson rape a motherfucker with her tongue turns any of you on, but in the event that it does, here are the pictures.

I personally think it’s nice to see a bitch take some initiative, no matter how fucking disgusting Janice Dickinson happens to be, mainly because from my sexual history, I’ve been the one doing the raping at least 98% of the time, and the last 2% where I claim the bitch raped me, is usually because I have trouble admitting that I intentionally stuck my dick in them, and the rape accusation is the only way I can sleep at night….

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Janice Dickinson|Tongue Kissing

2009

28

Dec

Alexandra Burke in Her Bikini of the Day

I’m going to try to make this post as long as this girl’s career is going to be.

Here’s a little black on black action…

Pics via INF

Posted in:Alexandra Burke|Bikini