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2009

18

Dec

Laurence Leboeuf in Some Sex Scene of the Day

This is a pretty rare opportunity that happens pretty much never, when the girl I am writing about happens to be someone who I know on a personal level because 5 years ago, she used to drink at the same parties as me. We used to talk, she was always nice to me, I used to try to fuck her because she was a red head, she wouldn’t let me, I used to try to get her to show me her tits, but she wouldn’t show me them, and then I never saw her again, but today, I finally get to see those tits, 5 years older and a lot less exciting than I thought they would be, but I guess the good news is that she’s making money, so in the event I ever run into her again and she remembers our drunken conversations, she can buy me a couple fucking drinks, especially now that she’s a big movie star in shitty French movies and now that I’ve done this post for her, cuz let’s face it, if I didn’t know her personally, this woulda never made the cut and I have pretty seriously shitty editorial standards to begin with…..

Posted in:Laurence Leboeuf|Sex Scene

2009

17

Dec

stepLINKS of the Day

I’ve decided to go anorexic. I am like the fat dude in the movie se7en who ate himself to death, everytime you put food in front of me, I eat until I feel like throwing up and if you told me 10 years ago if I’d be able to eating an entire cake to myself in one sitting, or that I wouldn’t be able to walk up a flight of 4 stairs, or that I even getting off the couch makes me dizzy and sweat, or that I wouldn’t fit in normal person sizes, I would have probably believed you, because I’ve always been a lazy pig, I probably would have thought to myself that shit sounds fucking awesome, but living it is like torture and I can only blame my wife for filling my life up with shit and stress and emotional trauma from being stuck fucking a fat pig of a woman for the rest of my life in exchange for free rent….

So as of today, I’m on an laxative, diet coke and gum diet like I was a teenage girl, I’ll let you know how it goes, unless I die of this obesity first and I’d like to thank Dr Oz’s stupid show for makin’ me paranoid that I’m having a heart attack every fucking day cuz I watch the shit everyday at McDonalds while eating a big mac combo for a snack. So if I do die – you tell

Here are my stepLINKS…..

Miranda Kerr is in Lingerie
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Drunk 4-Year-Old Crossdressers Gone Wild
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Because No Self-Respecting Woman Would Ever Let You Put Your Hands on Them EVer
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Jessica Hart is Wearing a Bikini
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The Sequal to Raising Arizona Just Took a Really Dark Turn
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Jaime Jungers is One of Tiger Woods Dirty Whores and Here’s How She’s Making Some Cash
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A Model Named Camille Who Likes To Get Naked
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Nicola Roberts Panty Upskirt
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Nicole Richie is Shopping
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Tales of Demented Snowmen
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25 Amazing 3D Sidewalk Drawings
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Striptease of the Day
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Sarah Palin’s Ass and Thighs Are Goin’ Rogue!
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Here’s the World Premiere of Rihanna’s New Video – FULL CLIP
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Some Producer Tried to Bang Charlize Theron and I Don’t Blame Him One Bit
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Will Somebody Just Do Us All a Favor and Kill P.Diddy?
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Rachel Bilson Got a Parking Ticket, Looks Hot
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Siobhan and Tina Wallman ZOO 3D Cover Shoot
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Ass Fucked By a Robot
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Alana Strips Down
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Man I Feel Sorry for Priscilla Presley’s Face
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Shit on the Go – VIDEO
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And a Few More Random Photos
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Coco is Topless
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Stasia Loves Nature
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Lesbians Share a Candy Cane
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Lara Bingle’s Dog Takes a Whiff
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Lucky Lesbians Samantha Ryan and Marlie Moore
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And Here’s the Trailer For Iron Man
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FREE NOBEL PEACE PRIZES!!!
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Scenes From a Redneck Christmas
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She’s in a Private Cinema, For Your Eyes Only
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Olivia Munn – Behind The Scenes Maxim Photoshoot
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COPS VERSUS SKATERS – VIDEO
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Wait, You Mean Shia Lebouf Isn’t a Homo
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Babes Say Happy Holidays
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Cryer Versus Sparkler Bombs
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I Wanna Ravage This Babe Like the Wild Animal That She Is
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2009

17

Dec

Rihanna Hard Video Doesn’t Get Me Hard of the Day

There was a time when music videos were the only way to get off, so you’d hope for videos to be as half naked as possible so that your lonely nights would be a little more fulfilled, but then the internet hit and made music videos obsolete, but for some reason, Rihanna’s still fucking with them, and here she is doing her best Lady Gaga impressions….trying to push limits, while wearing little clothes and you’ll probably dig it cuz you have no taste….and you dont think I’m right when I say Rihanna is done….and I guess it doesn’t matter.


To See The Video Follow This Link
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Posted in:Hard|Rihanna

2009

17

Dec

Stephanie Pratt Does Maxim of the Day

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This is unfortunate. The only good thing about this is that it may be the nail in the coffin Maxim needs to be finally buried. Seriously, getting Stephanie Pratt, a serious nobody’s sister to do a photoshoot, is some seriously fucking hanging on for dear life situation, because they either can’t afford or are too irrelevant to get real celebrities…..

The other unfortunate thing in all this is that it’s just pushing this twat farther away from her serious destiny of being a stripper, now she’s thinks she has the Maxim stamp of approval to legitimize her career, because in her retard mind, Maxim is stil relevant….

The real unfortunate thing in all this is that this in my second Stephanie Pratt post today….and that’s too much converage and it goes againt my goal for her, which is to murder her brother and sister in law for publicity, which won’t happen, if people are giving it to her for free….

I wonder if Spencer Pratt jerks off to these because she’s the female version of him, or if he still just jerks off to pictures of himself….yes, Spencer Pratt masturbation habits is something I ponder often….

Let’s hope that she falls asleep with a lit cigarette in her mouth when sleeping in a log cabin with her brother and sister in law on vacation….since she’s too pussy to kill them herself…

I am not posting this because I find her hot. I am posting this to plant the seed in her head that getting rid of her brother will really open up the gates on her career….she’ll really take off….

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Posted in:Maxim|Stephanie Pratt

2009

17

Dec

Bar Refaeli’s Nipples in a See Thru Bathing Suit of the Day

This picture is the reason I have a 70s Swedish Erotic Film fetish. Sure Bar Refaeli is Israeli and not from the 70s, but the bathing suit she is wearing reminds me of it.

I have a seirous appreciation for shitty quality clothing. Not so much because it is all I can afford, but because shit almost always turns see through. It’s the whole reason why I jerk off to the American Apparel website….because you see American Apparel is a porn company that brought back the 70s erotic movies vibe, but marketed the shit to mainstream teen pussy, living them totally unaware what they are taking part in. It’s cheap quality, it’s sheer, it’s tight, it’s short, it’s everything I look for in casual gear for girls, so long as they aren’t wearing bras or panties….

Seriously, I used to love hanging out at the beach when girls in white or light colored bathing suits didn’t realize they were showing the world their muffs in an era before waxing and titties, it really used to happen all the fucking time after they got wet, back before bathing suits had bras sewed in the shit….or panty liner pockets….

I just hope this inspires girls to start wearing this type of bathing suit to the public pool and ideally not the same girls who do the senior aquarobics class….

Posted in:Bar Refaeli|See Thru

2009

17

Dec

Courtney Love Nipples in a See Thru Shirt of the Day

I have an internet love affair with Courtney Love, at least I did, before everything went to shit and she lost custody of her kid for mudering her husband. She used to write craziness and at one point was actually following me, making me want to do nothing more that fuck the scabs off her pussy, but unfortunately, she shut off twitter and now my direct line to her is no more, I guess making her the one who got away, but luckily there are plenty of crackwhores who look and probably smell identical to this bitch, pretty much making her only good for her Kurt Cobain money….

For some reason she was asked to do this photoshoot, and lucky for me, she was showing off nipple

Posted in:Courtney Love|Nipples

2009

17

Dec

Jessica Hart is a Hot Aussie Model in a Bikini of the Day

Jessica Hart is a bikini model from Australia because it seems like Australia is taking over my life today…. From law suits to beastiality…and now this….a near perfect bikini body with far from perfect teeth not that I’d be worried about someone’s dental work when I was elbow deep in her pussy after following her home late at night, since I assume that’s the only way I’d get that close to her, cuz girls find me creepy, but I do know a guy who used to clean my teeth for free at the Dental College who’s gone onto being a dental cosmetic surgeon who would be able to take care of her after I’m done my raping…

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Bikini|Jessica Hart|Model

2009

17

Dec

Adrienne Curry Riding a Mechanical Bull of the Day

Adrienne Curry is my enemy. Sure she’s a fucking nobody, total bottom feeding cunt, contributing absolutely nothing to the world and who has enough time on her hands to target me on twitter and attempt to tell me off, which made me want to ruin her, before realizing she’s already ruined….but someone sent me this video of her on a Mechanical Bull, a fetish to some dude, hence why they have them in bars, but to me they are only fun when fat chicks get up on them and hold on for their lives, but that’s only because I find fat chicks doing pretty much any day to day activity fucking hysterical…..

Unfortunately, Adrienne Curry didn’t break her neck and become parazlyzed or get whatever other injury you get on Mechanical Bulls and she wasn’t topless showing off her fake tits, so there’s really no point in watching this, but I’m posting it anyway, in memory of her 15 minutes of fame before her Very Brady Daddy Issues and Wallet Fucking made actual celebrity unnecessary.

Posted in:Adrienne Curry|Mechanical Bull

2009

17

Dec

Lara Bingle Gets Her Pussy Sniffed of the Day

Lara Bingle is an Australian model and she likes to let her dog sniff her pussy. Maybe she’s on her period, something I always ask random women when my dog tries to get up in them, or maybe bitch trained the motherfucker to eat her out like this bitch I used to date who decided to show me how fast her dog makes her cum after I came all over her pussy, so she let the fucker lick it off, and I was left feeling very fucking disturbed, but I guess that’s the good thing about having dogs, they can’t tell on you.

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Bikini|Lara Bingle|Pussy

2009

17

Dec

Stephanie Pratt Saves Her Tit from Making His Appearance of the Day

If Stephanie Pratt really wanted to have a purpose or a legacy that was deeper than the shallow LA twat she looks like, she’d use her access to her annoying brother and his annoying wife, and she’d murder them….doing a service to the world that probably wouldn’t even land her in jail because even the legal system know Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag are a national threat, a cyst on society, garbage that needs to be taken the fuck out, terrorists working from within, recruiting retarded young girls into following their useless footsteps…but instead she’s just covering her tit and preventing it from popping out of her dress because that’s all her retarded brain is capable of….what a fucking wasted opportunity.

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Stephanie Pratt|Tit