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2009

26

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day

I guess I should take the next 5 days off, since you motherfuckers are…but I have a feeling I won’t because I start going crazy when I don’t post, not because I am a busy body who likes getting shit done, but because when I stop posting, that’s when the voices start…

I”m just fucking around, I am being forced to get the H1N1 vaccine tomorrow, because I am not in good health, so if the next thing you read from me makes no sense, try reading it backwards, cuz with my luck, I will be the motherfucker who gets that retardation that girl in that video got…..or I’ll have an allergic reaction and die…either way, I have no real confidence in the medical system or the government and I’m still convinced this is the government’s way to chip us all, or kill us all off, because 6 months ago, I never heard of the disease, but I’m just gonna bite the bullet cuz I hate getting sick and like syringes in my arm, it brings me back to a nicer time….

Either way, you idiots better take the time to check my site out over the next few days, thing of it as a good excuse to avoid your aunt you used to jerk off on when you were 14 and didn’t know it was wrong….

Here are my stepLINKS….

10 Interesting Pics of Dr Spock Being Erotic
http://www.viceland.com/blogs/uk-film/2009/11/23/10-interesting-pictures-of-dr-spock-being-erotic/?src=us

Some Suicide Girls Fun, Just Because
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Say Goodbye to the Pussy Cat Dolls…Of the Day
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The 10 Hottest Massachusetts Women
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The Only Thing Better Than Ashley Greene is Her Cleavage…Not that I Know Who Ashley Greene Is….
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Because You Were Probably Too Busy At Your Shotty Job Today to Pull One Out
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Everyone is Starting to Hate Megan Fox
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The Bolivian Police Will Catch the Bad Guy Thanks to This Sketch!
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The Worst Ninja Fails EVER
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Nicola Roberts Upskirt
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Spike Jones is Fucking Amazing
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Sanda Bullock Got a Chola Make Over, and It’s Pretty Awesome
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The Lohans Give Back…With Cameras in Their Faces
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Christine Lakin is Worth Taking a Look at
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Stripfilm of the Day
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Jordan Quit The Jungle Already
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More Videos Of Leighton Meester Performing Bad That Are So Shitty They Are Amazing
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Jennifer Lopez’s Ex Doesn’t Understand Why She’s Upset
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80ís Movie Flashback – Twisted Sisterís Burn In Hell And Pee-Wee Herman
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Marriage Between a Man and a Video Game
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Don’t Try This At Home – VIDEO
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Take If Off Baby, Take It All Off
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Lovers in Australia Have Sex in a Clock Tower
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10 Kids Suspended for Kick a Jew Day
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Attack of the Seven Foot Model
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She’s Showing Off Her Perfect Body to The Streets
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Sluts Get Naked in the VIP
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Random Photo Fun
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Britney is About to Lose Her Shit Again In 3…2…1….
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I Dunno Who Shanonn Click is But SHe is Naked, and That’s Fine By Me
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Enjoy a Poolside Stunner
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Who Doesn’t Love Gisele
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Mya is Lookin Pretty Hot These Days
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Drunk Girl Shows Off Her Really Stupidly Big Amazing Tits
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Faye and Alyssa Are a Couple of Hot Lesbians
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She is Working Out, and She is NAKED – VIDEO
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Sunny Leone is About as Perfect as Perfect Can Be
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Courtney Love is Talking Trask Again
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The 100 Best Movie Quotes From the Last 100 Years
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Dinner is Served
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Holy Fuck! Lisa Rinna With No Make Up!!
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Young Lesbian Sleepover
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Twilight – The Porn Version
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Guide to Defeating The Cock-Blocking Roomate
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Katherine McPhee is Almost See Through
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Lady GaGa Ridiculousness…Of the Day…
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THE WORLD’S HOTTEST LOOKING PORN STAR DOES SOME SEXY MAINSTREAM MODELING!
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2009

25

Nov

Alexis Arquette Shows Off Her Tranny Panties of the Day

I never quite understood why tranny porn was as popular amongst straight people as it is. Is the shit like the unknown to them, making it like some kind of fantasy that could never happen like the shit they read about in comic books or maybe it the double set of tits fucking.

I just know that I’ve met many dudes who have openly admitted to being intrigued if not turned on by this shit. I have even met people who get sucked off by tranny’s and claim they do it cuz they are cheaper and sleazier than normal whores. They say they know what guys want since they are guys, and they have sex drives like guys and act slutty like guys want their women to act….but I think what it really comes down to is that people into trannies are just fags afraid to take the plunge into gayness and trannies make for a good buffer zone…..

I think the shit is just disgusting, unnatural, weird and uncomfortable but funny as fuck and since I like to offer something for everyone here, here’s some pics of Alexis Arquette showing off her tranny panty…..Good times…

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Alexis Arquette|Panties|Tranny

2009

25

Nov

Aubrey O’Day Posts Her Anus on Twitter of the Day

I love whores as much as the next guy. I think there is real pleasure in seeing someone who had something go wrong in her youth forced to make-up for it today. I find joy in seeing girls who had a taste of celebrity because they were on a reality show forced to step up their game a few notches to continue to keep people watching. Sure, the whole thing gets annoying and could be sad to witness for some, but for the most part it means seeing their assholes on twitter and I can’t see anything wrong with that no matter how hard I try. I think Aubrey O’Day is following the path that was paved for her on the journey that is her life. She’s finally come to terms with the fact that she is nothing but a whore who only gets noticed cuz guys want to fuck her or at least see her naked…and here she is giving into that. AMAZING….We can only hope more whores who don’t know they are whores because they are in denial and think they are bigger than they actually are go that route….

Posted in:Anus|Aubrey O'Day|Twitter

2009

25

Nov

Kirstin Cavallari is Bending Over in Leggings of the DAy

I was fortunate enough to be stuck behind a girl with a great ass in leggings walking up the stairs in front of me earlier today….It there is one place to get stuck behind a girl with a great ass in leggings it is on the stairs, because you don’t look like the pervert you know you are, but also because their asses are pretty much directly in your fucking face.

It was one of those messages sent from god to remind me that I am still a man and that decent pussy I would love to fuck is still out there, not that I forgot that shit, but I can’t figure out why else I’d be that lucky cuz lucky shit never happens to me and it was substantially more exciting than these pictures of Kristin Cavallari showing us how to bottom feed in leggings by putting her mouth to the ground and her ass to the air…something all you bitches out there should take note of…..


Pics via Fame

Posted in:Bending Over|Kristin Cavallari|Leggings

2009

25

Nov

Alesha Dixon Shows of Her Panties of the Day

She’s a British R&B singer you’ve probably never heard of, but you know one thing about her and that is that she wears panties and shows off them panties for attention to get noticed….

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Alesha Dixon|Panties|Upskirt

2009

25

Nov

Tai Babilonia Would Rather Skate Naked Than Wear Fur of the Day

I guess Peta is running out of people to photograph who would rather go naked than wear fur…because based on these pictures of some ex-Olympic skater, who based on her face has turned into a crackwhore, because I guess figure skating isn’t that lucrative of a career with a solid pension plan, but unlike the crackwhores I know, she’s wearing a nude colored leotard and last time I checked, that’s not going nude to protest fur, you scam artist. In Peta’s defence, maybe her pussy’s turned just as rank like the rest of her and they had to cover it up due to health regulations on the working condition on photoshoots cuz she’s a risk….but then again, I know nothing….I just know I’m not feeling this campaign one bit….if anything it scares me….

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Nude|PETA|Tai Babilonia

2009

25

Nov

Twitter’s Tila Army Members of the Day

So Tila Tequila recently threatened my life and called me a child molester and I should sue her for it and make some money….

Then her twitter army of serious fucking losers polluted my twitter with really weak disses. I guess they were mad I was encouraging their Tila Tequila to kill herself on ustream and she is all they have or the closest thing to fame they’ve every communicated with….

I think it is safe to say that our society is fucked up as it is and the fact that these idiots buy into the lie that is Tila Tequila enough to care if she kills herself reminds us of that…. Tila Tequila is a webcam whore. She doesn’t care about her fans. She is just struggling to stay relevant and she is fucking annoying…

Her TV show was a lie, she had a boyfriend the entire time and only got the shit because mainstream felt they needed an internet personality back when Myspace was bough for 500,000,000 dollars and the fact that anyone looks up to her or sees her as an icon is beyond fucking pathetic….even more pathetic than Tila Tequila’s attempt at career or tit her ghetto boob job.

So I decided to show you an overview of some of her amy members who are pretty much just her followers to show you who is drinking the Tila Tequila Kool Aid, in hopes of getting laid cuz she’s over and even the trashiest of trash knows that…

I know it is time to start ignoring her, because otherwise, we’re by default just one of these people keeping her name in the media, but before we put that much needed ban on Tila Tequila here are some of the people in her Army….

FIrst off – Carleana from Kansas – Who is clearly SUPER fucking hot…. and who wrote this to me “@drunkstepfather you are not going to win this so just back down now the Tilaarmy will put you on blast you lowlife drunk”

Next Up – Lovely Lesbian Lyndsey from Kentcky who wrote “@drunkstepfather bitch Idk who the fuck you are, But ima be nice & say please, back the fuck off @officialTila , #TilaArmy owns this”

Here’s Asia the East Side Rida who said “@drunkstepfather is just mad because @officialtila gets more vajj then he ever will”

Here’s my favorite, this pic can’t be for real, her name is Sidney who said “@drunkstepfather your the only thing WE can see sitting on the Bottom,,as we look down. @officialTila Is on to”

Here’s Herbert Ackerman – who wrote something I’m sure he knows a hell of a lot about- “I have never ever heard before of @drunkstepfather but reading his tweets, he’s got serious issues, like not gothing any pussy”

Here’s Melissa who’s only friend is her TV and that is why she is so tight with Tila and she wrote “@drunkstepfather mouth diarrhea much? #TilaArmy warned ya” , clearly diarrhea is something she knows a lot about, just look at the poor shit she’s got sitting on her lap….

What was even funnier about Melissa was her background image…..this screams serious trash…probably a cashier…but most likely on welfare….

Lookin’ good ladies…I would embarrassed if you guys went to bat for me…you are all ugly gutter sluts and one dude who masturbates too much…

Posted in:Tila Army

2009

25

Nov

Robert Rey is Not a Doctor but a Clown of the Day

I don’t know about you, but this is the last doctor I would trust performing any kind of surgery on me. I get that he’s a plastic surgeon in Beverly Hills and by default that means we can’t take him seriously in terms of his medical ability as this kind of doctor is just into making a lot of money and not so into helping people….He’s just a novelty act marketing himself in efforts to make a lot of fucking money reconstructing celebrity whore pussy, sucking the fat out of their asses and giving them better tits, something we all know a lot of them need, but his frosted tips, sleeveless scrubs, gold plated stethoscope he wears out like gangster bling is too fuckin’ much.

Please take his license away, I think his money is getting to his head and turning him into a tacky cuban drug dealer in Miami in the 70s….or some kind of pitboy you’d find topless in a gay afterhours club high on MDMA…he looks like a fucking joke….a really funny joke they need to send into the dying kids ward to make them laugh in their last days like he was Patch Adams and that’s why I am posting it….trust me, it’s got nothing to do with me caring…

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Plastic Surgeon|Robert Rey

2009

25

Nov

Tila Tequila’s Tampon String of the Day


I was wasting time on twitter with TheSuperficial , making fun of Tila Tequila and how useless she is, pretty much coming to the conclusion that her time in the spotlight is over and she’s bound to crawl back into her webcam whore career she had before MTV mistakenly gave her a show, pretty much laughing about how no one cares about her and that only 30,000 people watched her ustream masturbation video and her attempt to leak a sex tape backfired and for some reason she decided to shout me out, saying my name is stupid and acting like she doesn’t know me and all this other shit that is a lie, based on the fact that I was drinking vodka with her just a year ago and her people have contacted me numerous times in efforts to stop her from fading into obscurity….and that’s when her Army starts to attack me on Twitter and never have I been to exposed to such stupidity, trash and nonsense in my life and I’ve hung out with some serious idiots, making me realize that Tila has cornered the market on useless people, and those 1000 people make up her fan base, they are all she has left so she might as well go ahead and kill herself on Ustream already because they are pretty worthless themselves….

See, a Tila Tequila suicide since she’s already had a career suicide is something people would pay to see…let’s hope it goes down….and while we wait…here are some pics from Ustream of her dirty fucking tampon string…I can’t believe this is what my life has become….

Posted in:Ass|Tampon String|Tila Tequila

2009

25

Nov

Rihanna Showing Off Some Tit in a Red Dress of the Day

Rihanna hasn’t been deported yet. I hoped that the US government would find some kind of loophole in her paperwork that would result in her being thrown on to a boat back to Barbados, but unfortunately the USA doesn’t really work like that, she makes too many Jewish people a lot of money for them to ever let them take her away and I’m not against them for making money off her, because exploiting black people is the foundation of our country, I just wish they didn’t give her so much exposure and access to the media, cuz I am tired of hearing her and her ego in another bullshit interview about getting punched in the face like it wasn’t something she experienced her entire youth back home, because she knows it’s a soft spot for America and a good platform to get the people to listen to her and feel for her and buy her album, making me believe she actually staged the beating and is giving Chris Brown 50% of the profits of the album as a tradeoff for going along with the lie cuz they are in it together and still dating behind the fucking scenes….I just wish the rest of the public caught onto her bullshi and stopped buying her records…making her and her fat ass disappear..

Pics via INF

Posted in:cleavage|Rihanna|Tits