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2009

08

Dec

Taylor Momsen is a Shitty Rockstar of the Day

I don’t own a TV so sometimes I turn on the radio to distract me from the thoughts and voices in my head. The last couple of weeks they’ve been up on this Christmas Carol bullshit and despite not having much of a soul, I love Christmas and everything about it, except for maybe not ever getting presents I want cuz my wife is a fucking cunt. So I sit here singing along to all the Christmas music like some kind of fag would with broadway tunes practicing for his drag show and the whole thing is fucking embarassing, but not as embarassing as Taylor Momsens’ attempt at being a rockstar.

She walks around with a fucking guitar like she knows how to sing, or like she’s fucking musical and it is all thanks to too much positive reinforcement as she grew up. No one took the time to tell her she fucking sucks even though anyone with half a brain can see she’s got no talent and based on some info from my Christmas Radio music, has never had talent cuz it turns out she was 7 year old Cindy in How the Grinch Stole Xmas….and here she is sucking then…

And here she is sucking at life now…..

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Rockstar|Taylor Momsen

2009

08

Dec

Hilary Duff and Fat Ass Carrying her Boots of the Day

The newest trend for celebrity erotica as far as I’m concered is this calf porn without the baby cows. Today’s edition is brought to us by Stuff by Hilary Duff.

Speaking of Stuff by Hilary Duff, there was a time not that long ago that Suff by Hilary Duff K-Mart display of products and a couple oversized flesh colored bra and panty sets in my size provided hours of masturbation fun in the changing room. Now the only thing plus sized is Hilary Duff’s ass.

I assume she needs the fat as protective padding that comes in handy when her boyfriend’s hockey team decide to do initiation on her ass to build team morale, but it’s not so lovely to look at.

Here are the pics….

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Boots|Fat Ass|Hilary Duff

2009

08

Dec

Ashley Tisdale Ugly Watch of the Day

Yep…She’s still ugly. I’m guessing that’s why she’s famous, you know on that America Ferrera, Roseanne Barr kick, where the bitch is accessible and liked because girls can relate to her and see themselves in her, like they feel like if Ashley Tisdale can make it. so can they, but they’re too bust working the cash at Walmart or being teased in the back of their high school class to get an agent and do that whole hollywood thing, so they’ll just let her represent them instead, it’s easier that way. I’m sure she’s not famous cuz her fanbase are a bunch of virgin perverts with their dicks in their hand….cuz if you jerk off to this trash..I’ve got some rotting banana peels and other food I can take pics of for you, cuz they’ve got about the same level of sex appeal.

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Ashley Tisdale|Ugly

2009

08

Dec

Christina Ulloa Naked in Californication of the Day

Here’s another low level, hot in her hometown chick who moved to Hollywood to make it as the next Megan Fox because she was the star of her high school and all the local farmboys wanted to get her pregnant and hold her back….making her miss out on her dreams of being famous, so they took their useless misguided ego to the local bus stop and got on the first bust to LA, only to realize that now the big fish in the small pond is a small fish in a big pond and that for every one of her there are 1000 more talented, better looking vaginas, so in trying to not crawl home with her tail between her legs, she decided to take the gig on a big show, even though it was one line and a whole lot of tits and ass bouncing on some old bald dude….amazing….

Posted in:Californication|Christina Ulloa|Naked

2009

08

Dec

Sarah Chalke in her Bikini on Scrubs 7 Months Ago of the DAy

I noticed these pictures making the rounds of the internet and I figured I’d post them, but before I did, I figured I might as well throw up the youtube video of the bikini video because a bitch in motion is better than a bitch in image, which in Sarah Chalke’s case turned out to be totally wrong, because she acts like a fucking dude, and not matter how tight a pussy is on a bitch, if she acts like a dude about shit, and sits there grabbing at her crotch, chewing tobacco and watching football, she’s not the fucking girl for me…..

Either way, it turns out these were on TV over 7 months ago so they are nothing new, other than the reality that I doubt any of you watch Scrubs, since you probably thought it was off the air the last 5 years too

But here are the pics anyway….

Posted in:Bikini|Sarah Chalke

2009

08

Dec

NSFW Holly Sampson the New Tiger Woods’ Mistress Pics of the Day

This Tiger Woods scandal is fucking annoying. It is all over the fucking news and I figure we have substantially more important shit to be talking about. I am pretty convinced everyone fucking cheats on each other at least once in their lives, I think it is human fucking nature and the fact that Tiger Woods is a rich golfer shouldn’t change that fact, if anything he should be fucking substantially better quality whores than the rest of us because he can afford them

The truth is that I am sure his wife wouldn’t have given him the time of day if he wasn’t Tiger Woods back before he was Tiger Woods and that her intentions are about as wholesome as his were when he was getting his dick dampened by random vagina.

All that this scandal has done is given some low level pussy the chance to come out and say they were one of the girls who banged when he was making up for missing out on pussy his entire youth because he was a fucking golfer and not a fucking billionaire, you know when all the other kids his age were out getting drunk, pussy and having fun and he was at home practicing his fucking putt, only to lay at night and fantasize about the day he’ll show us, and have all the girls knocking down his door, cuz girls love fame and they really love money…..

Here is the latest/most interesting new pussy to hit the scene, a low level pornstar named Holly Sampson, who is 36 and pretty fucking dirty. Just do a google search and you’ll find the goods, that are far more interesting than the few I’m posting here to prove just how classy a man from Orlando can be….

Here’s one of her porn scenes…

Here’s another one….

Posted in:Holly Sampson|Mistress|Tiger Woods

2009

08

Dec

Rachel Stevens in FHM of the Day

Remember masturbating to Rachel Stevens back when she was on S Club 7, constantly in her bikini, showing off her tight body, reminding us that not everyone in the UK look like they crawled out of a sewer to eat our babies? Either do I. I do know that I haven’t seen or heard of her in a long time but it looks like FHM decided to go vintage and scrape through the dumpster or the basement filing cabinet to find someone to feature on their cover and Rachel Stevens some how managed to weasel her way onto the shit and these are the pics…

Posted in:FHM|Rachel Steven

2009

08

Dec

stepLINKS of the Day

I don’t feel like writing anything today because I have a headache thanks to cheap wine that I didn’t have enough of to make my headache go away…I don’t have hooker money, but I do hava a fat wife and that’s pretty much good enough to make me want to jump out my fucking window so the the local kids have an actual head for their snowman…but I’m too into annoying you to do that….so I’ll put up with the annoying her….Here are my stepLINKS….

I Gotta Admit, I Am Impressed At the Number of Sluts On Tiger Woods Whore Roster
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Adrienne Curry Plays World of Warcraft Naked
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Joanna And Martha Krupa: Hottest Sisters On The Planet
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Because It’s Monday and I Know You Don’t Have Fuck All To Do
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Nicki Minaj Is The Sexiest Female Rapper
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And More From Tiger Woods Voicemail
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Who’s Going to The Kickspit Underground Rock Festival?!?!?! – VIDEO
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Holly Madison and Her Cleavage
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Some Lohan Candids + Her Latest Piece of Shit Photoshoot
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A Guide to Sexting
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25 Dumb Blondes
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Stripfilme of the Day
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Lady Gaga is a Reindeer on Acid
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Lookin Good Sweetheart
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Some Carrie Underwood Bikini Pics
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Jessica Simpson Just Keeps Getting Fatter
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Some Sluts Dressed Up as Christmas Elves
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Gemma Atkinson Gallery
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Some Spanish TV Stripping
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The Beginning of the End – VIDEO
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Gravity is REALLY Starting to Effect Madonna’s Face Holy Shit
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Vicky is a Hot Blonde
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Lindsay Drops Her Violet Panties
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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And That’s Why You Don’t Try to Fly
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I’ll Take Some of Whatever Julianne Hough is Offering
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Keri Russell is Topless
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Seriously, How Chicks Get a Can in Their Pussy is Beyond Me – VIDEO
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Ava Dawn is Glorious
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Here’s Some Bikini Pics of One of the Sluts Tiger Woods is Banging
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32 G Tits!!! Holy Fuck!!!
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I Love Drunk Girls Who Do Crazy Things When Drunk…
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Fat Acceptance Raises Some Big Issues Which Sit Next to You On the Plane.
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I Wanna Be All Over Cody Love
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Adriana is in the Sauna
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Paris Hilton is Slutty Claus
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Random Funny Cat Video of the Day
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One of the Things Just Doesn’t Belong Here
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George Michael Loves Drugs and Gay Sex
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17 Truly Tasteless Tiger Woods Jokes
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Let’s Laugh at Chinese Rappers – VIDEO
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We Never Really Knew Captain Jean-Luc Picard.
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Some Devon Aoki Because We Haven’t Seen Her in Awhile
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CANDICE MICHELLE’S HOT-AS-FUCK “MUSCULAR DEVELOPMENT” OUT TAKES
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2009

07

Dec

Lindsay Lohan Cry for Attention of the Day

Lohan is really trying to stay relevant in the art and fashion scene since the mainstream celebrity scene turned its back on her when she went dyke, which the art and fashion scene gets boners for faggots, but I think it’s safe to say that if a magazine, like Muse for example, says that they are THE “Fashionart Magazine, they are obviously pretty full of shit, like Lady Gaga calling herself an artistic performer and the followers believing her bullshit, but at least they managed to trick Lohan into getting naked and sexual in this photoshoot, despite how lame of a magazine they obviously are….Lohan just doesn’t know any better…so to her this keeps her credibility and makes sense, to everyone else it’s a few years too late…

Posted in:Desperate|Lindsay Lohan|Photoshoot

2009

07

Dec

Rihanna is Fat in her Ripped Dress of the Day

Looks like Rihanna got attcked by a tiger. Unfortunately she survived. She’s nothing but a whining low life piece of trash from the Islands being exploited by her record label to make them money and make her feel important, like some kind of tool who comes out ahead of us, but the problem with this entire strategy that is her career is that we are all force fed her bullshit all the fucking time, whether it is her relationship issues that Bajan women everywhre laugh at because they get beat up harder than her almost nightly….she’s a cunt with an ego and let’s hope next time the tiger attacks it goes for her fucking throat….

That said, here she is with her recent weight gain in her tight dress.

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Dress|Rihanna