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2010

07

Jan

Kristin Cavallari Sucking on Shit of the Day

We all know Kristin Cavallari sucks shit in terms of her life, her career choices and pretty much everything about her…but now she’s actually sucking shit…off a spoon and that shit is ice cream cuz I guess emotionally eating is what you do when you realize you are worthless….at least that’s what my wife told me after years of me putting her down in hopes that she’d leave me but instead I’m not stuck with her and can’t even move her from room to fuckin room. Jokes on me! Assholes….

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Kristin Cavallari|Sucking

2010

07

Jan

Kim Kardashian Pretends to Take her Fat Ass to the Gym of the Day

Kim Kardashian is so committed to looking like she’s into being fit. It’s like she’s either promoting weight loss products on her twitter for $10,000 a tweet, or she’s running off to the gym or releasing work out DVDs, it’s like based on her efforts to come across as a fitness guru you’d think she was a modern day Jane Fonda…until you look at her and realize it’s all a fucking lie and too fat to be Jane Fonda, or Suzanne Sommers or Susan Powers or whoever else I used to jerk off to late night and if it’s not a fuckin’ lie and she actually is this health conscious, bitch was probably destined to be 500 fucking pounds, and the sad thing is that even if she was 500 pounds, I’m sure black dudes would still pounce on her fat ass and fat titties that she’s showing off in these pics….the second she was in range…..

Here she is going to the gym with her beast sister…

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Fat Ass|Gym|Kim Kardashian|Tits

2010

07

Jan

Rihanna Whoring Out in a Bikini of the Day

I had this theory that Rihanna staged her beatdown to get a little more attention out of the media. I was told by a dude I know in Barbados that she would constantly travel down there with Chris Brown after the incident and that she’ was nothing but a typical Bajan cunt who beats herself up and calls the cops on her man to teach him a lesson and maybe that was truth, but based on these pictures of her with some athlete named Kemp, it looks like Chris Brown is out of the picture….and she seems pretty fucking needy lookin for reassurance from her new man and I can only assume it’s cuz Chris Brown finally dumped her crazy ass, and she is scared of having the same feelings of rejection when this dude realizes she’s more than just easy pussy and that she’s all in love with him and clingy cuz she never had a father and on his ass when he’s back on the road fucking bat girls, but again, I could be wrong. It happens……and here she is in a bikini lookin better than she did last week.

I still say: Deport her.

Pics via INF

Posted in:Bikini|Rihanna|Whore

2010

07

Jan

Creepy Hairdresser of the Day

If you’re like me and bored of pulling your dick out for school girls on the subway, here’s a fun new hobby for you when you are on public transit. It seems to be a little more challenging to pull off but in my case will get a lot less girls laughing in my face about my embarrassing penis size that they even know is an embarrassing penis size at 13 or 14…..good times creepin’…

Posted in:Creep|Hair Cutter

2010

07

Jan

Dead Heiress Running Around in Her Panties of the Day

This is too funny……Nicky Hilton and Whore Who Fucks Her Dad Bijou Phillips went after Tila Tequila to get their dead friend’s dogs back…I guess cuz they know Tila killed Casey to get some publicity or maybe because they know Tila Tequila is a leech piece of shit we can only hope ends her suffering that’s she’s clearly been medicating with pills. I hate this rude, unstable, delusional talentless hack. She should have never been let off of myspace, America wronged us by trying to cash in on the Internet the only way they knew how….at a time they didn’t really get the internet….

I hate the bitch and her twitter addiction…I hate her twitter army of retards and I hate that she had a career off being a useless nobody. I hope the rest of the world will too.

The whole thing is stupid mainly cuz in a week no one will care about this death or the latch on trying to get publicity cuz of the death even if the latch on ends up ending herself.

Seriously, these people are not that important…we don’t really care…I just like the fall of Tila…I’ve seen it coming for a while….

Here’s a better video of the fake couple back when the bitch was alive – running around the streets in her panties…cuz that’s the kinda shit crackheads do….

This is TIla Tequila and Casey Johnson clearly high as fuck…..

Posted in:Casey Johnson|High

2010

06

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

I got this email today:

Hey Jesus!

I’ve been a loyal fan of your blog since 2004 and have told everyone I know about it, but some of the people and
now myself, have picked up various bugs and Trojan horses from some of the links you recommended. I have a PC as
do some of the people whose encountered these problems and that may be the problem. I was wondering if you’ve had this problem too?

I love your no-bullshit blog and hope you continue to keep it real !!

Keep up the good work!

I don’t agree with SPAM, I don’t like SPAM, I don’t like how fuckers make big money off SPAM. It is not something I would link to intentionally and if I knew a motherfucker was SPAMMING, I wouldn’t link their site. I have a shitty mac….

Please email me the bad sites at info ( at )drunkenstepfather ( dot ) com…I take this shit seriously…..Cuddles….

And The Photoshop Award of the Day Goes To…
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The 50 Hottest Reality TV Stars Ever
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Gary Coleman May Be the Next Celebrity Death
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Amanda Bynes May Not Be Relevant, But These Pictures Of Her In Her Underwear Are Sure Helping
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Animal Attraction – VIDEO
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HARDCORE BABY! – VIDEO
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Kate Moss and Her Bikini Ass
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BREAKING NEWS!!! JESSICA SIMPSON HAS NEW HAIR!
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Boise State Marching Band WouldBe Lost Without It’s Cowbell Girl
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How To: Get Out of a Speeding Ticket
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This Dog is Smarter and More Capeable Than You Are So You Should Probably Read This and Learn Something
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Striptease of the Day
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Yo! Wyclef’s Got Weed For Sale
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Yulia Voronin is a Teenager in a Bikini
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Get Ready to Puke in 3…2…1…
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Casey Johnson May Have Died Because She Was Too Drunk To Inject Herself With Insulin
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Chris Pine is Checking Out the Laker Girls and I Don’t Blame Him
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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christina Aguilera Looks Like a Drag Queen But I Would Still Bang Her
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Pixie Geldof, WTF Are You Wearing?
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Bar Refaeli in Bonita De Mas Lingerie
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Amy Reid Strips
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And That’s How You Know You Have a Horseshoe Up Your Ass
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Cutie Plays With Her Ass
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Mackenzie Miles on the Fucking Machines
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How To: Break Your Neck – VIDEO
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Lookin Good Sweetheart
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Tom Cruise and His Band Of Xenu’s Are Like Hitler, But Worse
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Danielle Lloyd Bikini Candids
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Who Would You Rather Fuck?
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Danni is Shakin’ That Ass
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Ana Ivanovic is Modeling Some Tennis Gear or Some Shit
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Gotta Love Tatiyana and Tia
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Jaime is See Through
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Erica is Wonder Woman
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Man I Don’t Know Who Amy Green is But I Am Glad I Do Now
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Some Afternoon Booty to Quench Your Thirst
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If Jennifer Lopez Deserved an Oscar, Then I Am Mickey Mouse
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Yeah, I’d Bang Kiera Knightley
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ROGUE COLLECTOR’S PHOTOBUCKET FINDS

Some Younger Emo Chick Fully Shaved FULL FRONTAL
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Some Younger Chick Showing Off Tit….
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BONUS – THE WOMEN OF KING MAGAZINE AMAZING MONTAGE
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Sidenote – Sherri from The View is a Fucking Cunt Despite me Supporting her Show Daily….No Respect….Cunt

Posted in:stepLINKS

2010

06

Jan

Racist KFC Ad of the Day

I don’t think this is racist at all. Americans are too damn sensitive and are the racist ones for thinking this is racist….

Posted in:Racist

2010

06

Jan

Kidnapper of the Day

Here’s a sexy story of a Sex Offender who took a woman and her kid captive for a few days in her apartment . They met on New Years Eve and she escaped Monday. He made her lick the toilet seat and suck his toes and the whole thing is pretty fucking funny because when a bitch gives a man she just met and knows nothing about her key and allows him into her house where she lives with her kid, she kinda deserves what she gets, if anything they should give the dude a fucking medal for teaching the bitch a fucking lesson for putting her and her kid in danger…idiots…

Posted in:Kidnapper

2010

06

Jan

Ashley Tisdale Ugly Watch of the Day

Yep, still ugly….I do a little thing here called the Ashley Tisdale ugly watch. It all started when she won some award as the starlet of the year and I got offended because she looks fucking inbred and the only thing inbred bitches should be doin is sucking dicks in parking lots, back alleys and seedy motel rooms, not winning fucking awards and I knew that with that award would come a fucking ego that left her thinking that people must like her and in liking her must think she’s hot and in turn thinking that she’s hot when she clearly isn’t. So whever I see pictures of her, especailly when she’s not wearing make-up, I like to put it out there and say that Ashley Tisdale’s still fuckin’ ugly….in case you were wondering…..and here are the pics….

Pics via INF

Posted in:Ashley Tisdale|No Make Up|Ugly

2010

06

Jan

Mariah Carey Drunk Speech of the Day

Mariah Carey was drunk at some award show, or maybe she was just medicated as fuck cuz she was slurring her words and shit like she was Paula Abdul, but at least she was cool enough to admit it on stage, where as other idiots are full of fucking shit when they get loaded to the large tits they are showing off to distract from the rest of them….I think the world needs to be a little more drunk and little more often, it makes life more fun….

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Drunk|Mariah Carey