I know that a delusional bitch who thinks she is God’s fucking gift to the entertainment industry, thanks to all yur fucking encouragement, because I can only assume she offered something different in your boring lives, wouldn’t kill herself, she’s at the top of her game and this is the shit she dreamt about growing up the ugly girl in the back of the classroom…but it would have been a hell of a lot better pictures….instead she’s just in her underwear, totally cockteasing at the edge of the balcony and not because she’s half naked, but because she’s halfway where we want her to be..so fucking close to the edge…but ultimately not close enough….and it just acts as proof that the year could have started a hell of a lot better….
2010
04
Jan
Lindsay Lohan and Her Sister in their Bathing Suits of the Day
There was a time Lohan was desperate enough to answer my text messages and emails. Those days are long gone and it hurts my feelings that she didn’t have the decency to break up with my, she just stopped answering me and it makes jerking off to her a very sad experience, but after lookin’ at these pics, it may not be because I’m emotionally shaken by being dropped, but more to do with how she looks. I’d still do her though…just putting that out there in case she’s desperate for a fat old man’s limp pathetic dick, I figure with the whole lesbian shit, a dick that looks like a clit would be a solid transition back to taking cock….here she is with her sister….
Lindsay Lohan is So Fancy Trying on Luis Vuiton Bathing Suits….that I hope the Store Burns before Another Bitch Slides into the shit….
Lindsay Lohan is Still Confindent Enough to Wear a 2 Piece…Kinda Like that Sloppy Ex-Hooker Who Pretty Much Gave Up on Life and No Longer has any Shame….and I Like it….because she’s not fat…and I hate fat chicks…
Posted in:Ali Lohan|Bikini|Lindsay Lohan
2010
04
Jan
Miranda Kerr’s Ass in a Bikini of the Day
She’s a fucking bikini model, I don’t see how seeing her in a bikini in her spare time is supposed to be fucking exciting, it’d be like if someone posted pictures of me sitting naked on my stained couch on my shitty computer typing and except in my case, no one would know who I was, and I’m pretty sure they wouldn’t be jerking off to me, so maybe a better example would be a stripper taking off her shirt at an afterhours club while jacked on MDMA, it’s just expected behavior, despite how nice it may be, it’s not worth celebrating because when dealing with a slut, you’re dealing with a fucking slut, ya know….Here are the pics of her and Orlando Bloom cuz they are both Australian so it made sense to date, they understand each other’s white trash mentality.
Posted in:Ass|Bikini|Miranda Kerr
2010
04
Jan
stepLINKS of the Day
I just got on the computer for the first time in what feels like forever and I’m not very happy about it. I was out drinking, ended up in the woods and then was found by some girl who lived in the woods who brought me in and fed me soup in her little tight shorts and I realized that the internet is really a piece of shit that steals your fucking soul and here are some stepLINKS I didn’t post from the other day while I find out what is going on because I was too busy having some fucking fun.
Molly Sims is in a Bikini
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Kathy Griffen Dropped the F-Bomb on CNN – VIDEO
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Menudo Will Cure Youre Hangover
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Because You Are Pathetic and Alone on New Years Day
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Lady GaGa’s Vagina Says ‘Adios, 2009!’
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Champagne Marksman – VIDEO
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Nic Cage as Everyone
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They Are Making A Movie About Ian Fleming Who Wrote the James Bond Novels and I Really Hope It’s Not a Complete Piece of Shit
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Some Best of 2009 Photos
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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And More Facebook Fail
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Stripfilm of the Day
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Megan Fox is the Worst Actress of 2009
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Jennyifer Lopez is Fat in a Full Body Suit
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Adam Lambert is Grabbing Pam Anderson’s Tits
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Tiger Woods Top Ten Text Messages
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Tits On Italian Big Brother
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Salsa Dancer Tit Flop – VIDEO
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Every Good Whore Loves a Candle Lit Dinner – VIDEO
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Danielle and the Fucking Machines
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Alice Goodwyn and Her Brand New Tits
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Random Photos to Waste Your New Years Day
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Top 10 Sex Scandals of 2009
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Beach Sluts From a Land Far Far Away
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Polly is Wearing Red Stockings
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2 Sluts, So Happy Together
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Hey There Gracie
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Wanda Welcomes the New Year
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Iga In Her Spare Time
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Hayden Panettiere Bikini Pics
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And That’s Why You Don’t Race a Power Boat in Dubai
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Wet Wet Orgasm
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Posted in:stepLINKS
2010
01
Jan
2009 Year End Review To Start 2010 of the Day
These are my most read posts of 2009 so I guess that means they are my best posts to sum up the year…unfortunately for a site as substantial as mine, you know a site no one reads, I guess all are an equivalent waste of fucking time but if you’re still alive after last night, which I barely am, this will give you something to waste your hangover on, if you’re not too drunk to focus on the screen, which I am…..
Happy fucking new year, I’d say let’s make 2010 a blowout year like we were DJ Paulie D with his blowout hair, but I’m saving myself for 2047 and hate how lame people get this time of year, so thank fucking got it’s over – here’s my yearly round-up…..
Maggie Gyllenhaal Naked Strip Search Scene that is Disgusting because She’s Vile Looking….
Shauna Sand Sex Tape Exclusive Clips – That Aren’t Exclusive Anymore Because The DVD is Out….
Sasha Grey Shows Off Her Deep Throat Skills – Even Though She’s a Porn Star and Deep Throating is What SHe Does
Mila Jovovich’s Post-Pregnant Ass Gets Fully Naked for Purple Magainze and it’s Not as Bad as You’d Expect Post-Pregnant Ass to Be
Carmen Electra Nude for Playboy and Playboy Didn’t Send Lawyers After me to Take it Down…
Pornstar Bree Olson Takes a Shit Before the AVN Awards Exclusive…..
Lindsay Lohan’s Desperate Attempt to be Artistic and Fashionable Topless in a Lame Pretentious Garbage Mag a Solid 5 Years Too Late….
Mel B’s Old Black Booty in FIshnets for Some Play
My Favorite Girl Pretty Much Ever Named Lydia Hearst Topless for GQ…..Always Amazing….
Lady Gaga Forget to Tuck in Some Pantsless Outfit Because She was the Biggest Deal of 2009
The Now Classic Jessica Simpson Fat Pictures…..
Lisa Rinna Did Playboy and We Thanked Technology for Photoshop…..
Hayden Panettiere and Her Mother’s Ass on Vacation in Bikinis…..
Some Model Named Paulin Porizkova I’ve Never Heard of Topless on the Beach
Nicolette Sheridan’s Flashing Some Older Pussy Lip that Michael Bolton Pretended was Testicles for Many Years….
Lady Gaga’s Disgustin Friend and Her Disgusting Vagina….
Kim Kardashian got Rebuilt on Photoshop for Complex Cuz She’s Fat and Ugly….
Adriana Lima May Not Still be a Virgin But I Like To Pretend She Is Especially When Staring at her Nipples
Nicole Kidman’s Mom Pussy is Eating Her Pants…..I’m Not Too Into this but Apparently a lot of People Were….
Sharon Stone Topless for a French Magazine….30 years Too Late…..But Better than Nothing…
That’s the end of that….Now I guess it is time to make new memories…as long as this hangover doesn’t kill me…Happy New Year but more importantly CUDDLES you assholes….
Posted in:2009 Recap|2009 Round-Up|Year End Review
2009
31
Dec
Happy New Year stepLINKS of the Day
I wasn’t going to do these because I am hard drinking to die before 2010 or at least start 2010 very fucking hungover but I figured you losers at home alone because you have no friends, your family hates you, you know the shit suicide is made of, so you’re welcome for making your life a little better …I guess that makes these the last stepLINKS of the year….Making it a very happy day for some of you….. Happy Fucking New Year. See you Next Year.
The Only Thing I Hate More Than Kim Kardashian is the Dumb Fucking Dress She is Wearing.
Seriously, What is This Bitch On?
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Actually, Kim Kardashian is Probably Smoking Whatever Flavor Flav Is
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Because It’s NYE and You Are Alone and It Would Ruin My New Year to Know You Killed Yourself
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This Slut Wants to Be Lindsay Lohans Body Double – VIDEO
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A Complaint to Mario Bros Plumbing Company – VIDEO
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Taxidriver’s Top Picks for 2009
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Nicole Richie is Lookin Good As a Brunette
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I Think Green Screen Grandma’s May be the Best Video Put on the Internet Ever
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Obviously Getting Punched in the Face on TV Didn’t Knock Any Sense Into This Snookie Bitch
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Striptease of the Day – Groupshots
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I Don’t Know Who This Blonde, Naked Slut Is But I Want a Piece of Her Now
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Mary Kate Olsen is Lookin’ Strung Out
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Jennifer Aniston is Looking Alright, Still Desperate and Alone
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Aisleyne Horgan Wallace is Ready to be Date Raped
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I Don’t Know Who Kate Upton Is But Here is a Gallery With Her Anyways
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Gloria Would Make All My Cares Melt Away
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4 Sluts Get Into a Brawl – VIDEO
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Jamee is Nude in a Dressing Room
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Bailey Rose Strips Down
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And the Top viral Videos of 2009 Are…
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Brooke and Jessie Have Holiday Cheer
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Sophia Vergara is Good at Putting Things In Her Mouth
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Eva Mendes Topless Throwback
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Teen Red Head By the Pool
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Okay This Chick Just Made Me Cum in My Pants
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Mellissa Satra is an Italian Beach Babe
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Brianna Has One Hell of a Rack On Her
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Lenka is Busting Out Of Her Black Bra
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This dude Who Tried to Bum a Ride From the Cops to the Bar is My New Hero
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Rosie O’Donnell Has a New Lesbian Girlfriend
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And More From the Dramatic Chipmunk
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Shay Laren and Ashlynn Brooke Shower Together
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Kristina is a Hot Teen
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How to Make Your Kid a Homo
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Sharon Stone Needs to Fucking Check Herself
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Posted in:stepLINKS
2009
31
Dec
Perez Hilton Bikini Pictures of the Day
Perez Hilton is in his Miami and he decided to have no shame and walk around with his disgusting body in far too little obnoxious clothes. It’s safe to say that he probably doesn’t realize how much of a fucking joke he is because of an ego all you motherfuckers gave him. It’s this false sense of security that comes with all the money he’s made like he won this game of life and fooled the world into knowing who the fuck he is, and caring about who he is, and paying to get close to him, when in a time before the internet he wouldn’t have been let out of the fucking mail room at the magazine he managed to get an internship at because he was eager and free, so I guess all that success has made him confident enough to dress like this…despite lookin’ like this…..
The good news is that the only people who care about him are 14 year old girls, and the end is near for this queer, but definitely not quite here.
Let’s hope 2010 is the end of Perez.
Pics via INF
Posted in:Bikini|Perez Hilton
2009
31
Dec
More Brooke Hogan Boring Bikini Pictures of the Day
It is Brooke Hogan’s favorite time of year because all the real celebrities come to her home city and she gets the chance to try to be seen by the paparazzi who otherwise doesn’t give a fuck about her. It’s like some photo opportunity to help promote her dead singing career, cuz she knows she’s known enough for them to snap off some pics if she’s strategically placed and the real celebs haven’t left their hotel rooms yet and that doesn’t change the fact that she looks like a man. That’s why she’s hiding her penis….
Bonus – Here’s the Tacky Girl she is with
Pics via INF
Posted in:Bikini|Brooke Hogan
2009
31
Dec
More Yulia Voronin on the Beach cuz No One Better is in Bikinis of the Day
Here’s some immigrant whore and her immigrant soccer playing husband polluting the beach in Miami because that’s just what trashy Ukrainian gangsters do, but I figure a soccer player wife, who before meeting him was just an aspiring mail order wife working the local sex trade rockin’ a bikini and living the good life she could never imagine just a few years earlier when she was sucking dick for potatos and rationed bread, is a symbol of hope going into 2010 and better than nothing even if its not that good.
Pics via INF
Posted in:Beach|Bikini|Yulia Voronin
2009
31
Dec
Angelina Jolie for Old Times of the Day
I think the most talked about celebrity this decade was Angelina Jolie. I don’t really keep track of that shit but I do know that as a nation, we were force fed every fucking thing about her, and I figured that on the last day of the year, I had no choice but to post the bitch, clearly 10 years older and not the hot pussy she once was, but still a hotter pussy than the pussy we’re fucking. I guess this is just a reminder that we all get older and that nothing is forever but as long as we’re not dead, it’s not so bad….so here she is on set the other day….
Pics via Fame
Posted in:Angelina Jolie|old