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Kendall Jenner’s Asshole Behind Thong of the Day

Dakota Johnson Not Fanning on a Slutty Hike of the Day

Leni Klum or her Friend has Her Ass Out in Tight Shorts of the Day

Christina Hendricks Still has her Tits of the Day

Anna Paulina Luna in her Bathing Suit of the Day

2009

Dec

Mila Kunis Slutting It Out for Blackbook of the Day

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I love Mila Kunis. I used to think about jerking off to her on That 70s Show and I really started thinking about jerking off to her in Forgetting Sarah Silverman, where she played the hot hotel desk clerk who fucks the guests. The only reason I didn’t like her is because her boyfriend of many years is Macauley Culkin, who I just watched in Home Alone, back before he looked like he was dying of aids, back when he was taking Michael Jackson in his ass, but I guess I shouldn’t let that phase me, because seeing her in Blackbook photoshoot reminds me that I like her by making me think about jerking off to these pics….I’m just to lazy and inadequate….but maybe you’ve got more spirit in you than I do…Go Team…

Posted in:Mila Kunis|Photoshoot|Slut

2009

Dec

Kim Kardashian and her Scary Sister in a Bikini of the Day

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Kim Kardashian posted these pictures of her and her sister in their bikinis, because her sister’s role in the family is making Kim Kardashian look skinnier than she is, that was the contract she signed with Kim in exchange for fame, otherwise she would have never agreed to giving her fame, she would have just hired another fat chick or even a dude dressed like a girl for the same fucking effect…

Posted in:Bikini|Kim Kardashian

2009

Dec

Miranda Kerr May Be in a See Thru Shirt and I Don’t Care of the Day

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Miranda Kerr is a lingerie and bikini model, but for some reason she doesn’t carry that into her everyday work like someone who is a police officer or paramedic. You seemn when they are off duty they still save people in trouble, but when this bitch is off duty, she covers as much as she fucking can. The whole thing is pretty fucking rude and someone needs to re-work her contract and threaten to take it all away from her if she doesn’t get fucking half naked everywhere she goes.

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Miranda Kerr|See Thru

2009

Dec

Some Throwback Leighton Meester Bikini Scene of the Day

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Here’s some Leighton Meester bikini video from 5 years ago. This was probably done after the fetish video she was involved in, back when she was on her quest to be famous, the type of girl I always look out for, because they are so eager and willing to believe my promises that her sucking my dick will open up doors for her, even though the only door sucking my dick opens up is to the one to the garbage room in my building because my landlord gives me a rebate on rent if I take the shit out once a week, which is convenient cuz I love going through garbage and finding used condoms/tampons and panties because it gives me something to jerk off to….so I’d really do it for free….but don’t tell him that…*Wink*,*Wink*…I can’t believe I just did that…

If you like teenage girls in bikinis, you’ll like this…you fucking pervert….

Posted in:Bikini|Leighton Meester

2009

Dec

Joanna Krupa’s Naked for Peta of the Day

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Joanna would rather get naked than wear fur because wearing fur never got her out of her Polish immigrant home and inot the magazines, but getting naked did. She’s a glorified fake titty whore who paid Dancing with the Stars to include her as a star despite this being the biggest thing she’s ever done in her career and will be the biggest thing she’s ever done in her career. She’s just a fake titty useless bitch but the reality of it all is that I don’t mind seeing her naked…I actually like it…I just want her to know she’s garbage to help her feel better about her decision when she gets into the lap dancing business at the local stripclub….cuz girls with egos are always a pain in the ass as strippers….the garbage girls who think stripping is the ultimate and all they deserve put a lot more effort in…unfortunately those girls are usually the fat ones….or the ones who are too old or smell….the hot ones always think they’re walking the runway as they are flashing their pussy on stage for 5 dollars a fucking song…

This video makes me want a fur carpet to fuck the shit out of Joanna Krupa on….

Watch Joanna’s behind-the-scenes video from
her sexy PETA photo shoot, and find out why
animal rights is so important to her.

Posted in:Joanna Krupa|Naked

2009

Dec

Sophie Monk and her “Baby” Publicity Stunt of the Day

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Sophie Monk is up on another publicity stunt where she tipped up the paparazzi to follow her to the baby clothes store to get people talking about whether or not she is pregnant with the Good Charlotte sister’s baby, even though no one gives a fuck about her or the Paris Hilton herpes dick cumming inside her. She’s a nobody, she’s a nothing, she looks like a fucking muppet I want to cum all over and even cum inside at risk of getting her herpes because I figure when her herpes virus meet my herpes virus they’ll have a fuckin herpes party to keep them herpes busy even though she’s over and done with….and pretty much fucking useless…using this pregnancy as her last fucking attempt….

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Publicity Stunt|Sophie Monk

2009

Dec

Ellen Woglom is Topless and Getting Fucked on Crash of the Day

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I’ve already wrote a post celebrating this Ellen Woglom Naked on TV Sex Scene , because I love useless sluts who get fucked on camera because they have a fucking dream that made sense in their small town when they packed their bags and moved to LA instead of going to college like the other girls…who got a little work here and there but the only work that really paid their rent was when they started getting fucked by double penetrating dildos on TV, like they were common prostitutes who are lucky enough to be able to sleep at night by masking their prostituting as “art”….

Posted in:Ellen Woglon|Topless

2009

Dec

Alicja Bachleda-Curus in Her Bikini of the Day

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Here’s Colin Farrell’s baby momma – 7 weeks after having her baby after being whipped into shape by him for fear that he’d leave her for someone who’s pussy is still intact and not still stapled shut healing after a kid’s been passed through it….and I’m not really complaining cuz a tit filled with milk makes late night trips to the grocery store a thing of the fucking past, it’s like having a fuckin’ cow grazing the field that is your shitty apartment….

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Alicja Bachleda-Curus|Bikini

2009

Dec

Rita Guedes is Some Brazilian Actress of the Day

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Who the fuck was the paparazzi behind this picture, because I don’t understand who would take pictures of a fucking Brazilian actress from the front. See, I’ve never heard of her, but they clearly have so I don’t get why they didn’t get into prime fucking position to get a shot from behind. Brazilian ass is what people want to see and I can only assume her ass is the only reason she’s famous, and I don’t mind seeing her tits in a shirt designed as a titty hammock, but I’d rather see what she’s good at…this is like fucking a girl who you’ve heard gives great head, you see cuz the fact that you’re fucking is alright but the fact you aren’t getting a taste of her fuckin’ skills makes fucking her totally unsatisfying cuz you aren’t getting her best…

Either way, here are the pics….

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Brazilian. Actress|Rita Guedes

2009

Dec

Jessica Simpson is Fat and Dressed Like a Disco ball of the Day

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Jessica Simpson is my favorite emotional eater who was once relevant. The reason she is my favorite is because how broken she is and how we know it because it shines through in her dress size. Whether it’s gotta do with the fact that her cunt, useless sister everyone hated who was in her fucking shadow all these years has made a huge fucking comeback in her career from being on 90210 to getting a gig in the play version of Chicago, making her more successful than Jessica Simpson, but more importantly she is also happily married to a bisexual guy who doesn’t fuck her except to make babies that she is the proud parent of, while Jessica Simpson just eats and eats and eats cuz no one loves her and all her men leave her and even her dog committed suicide by getting eaten by a coyote to not deal with her heavy petting and her stupidity, cuz we all saw the reality show back when she was famous, and we all know she’s annoying as shit…

I figure in 20 more pounds, she’d be so low she’d be willing to bang one of us, so let’s start sending her baked goods, cuz we all know she’ll eat them as she cries….

Here she is dressed like a disco ball because I guess when you’re shaped like a ball, you might as well dress up like the most glamorous ball around…but what the fuck do I know…

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Discoball|Fat|Jessica Simpson