I'll Make You Famous…
 
 

2009

30

Nov

Keeley Hazell Showing Off Some Tits of the Day

Here’s some natural looking tits on UK Glamor Model Keeley Hazell for some magazine in the UK that is less uptight than the magazines we have here, because naked tits shouldn’t be considered porn, but for some reason the conservative Christian Americans think it is, maybe because they are old school and like doing what they are told by their bibles, or maybe because they just think this is how the world should operate, while fucking their assistant up the ass in the supply room at his office, because no one is fucking wholesome in this world and the more we repress the shit, the more likely we will end up in jail as child molestors, kiddie pornographer, rapists or dying of fucking AIDS. Let it go people. Tits aren’t bad….unless they are implants, which Keeley Hazell despite her career choice has decided not to get, making these tits a fucking rarity, cuz whores, for the most part think implants are the only way to get paid….even though every guy I know hate the shit….

Either way here are her tits…

Posted in:Keeley Hazell|Tits

2009

30

Nov

Carmen Electra’s Sex Tape was an AD of the Dat

So there was a Carmen Electra sex tape that hit a few weeks ago. It was pretty clear the shit was a publicity stunt, it just wasn’t obvious what the shit was a publicity stunt for. You know she was a Playboy whore who showed her naked pussy to establish a career, so it was only natural for her to whore herself as her career slowly comes to an end. Unfortunately, it was just a viral ad for the internet to generate some buzz for some fashion designer, and not a publicity stunt to get her a reality show or her own line of perfume like she was Paris Hilton, so there’s no pussy penetration, just some strategically shot bullshit to look like it’s more relevant than it actually is.

Posted in:Carmen Electra|Sex Tape

2009

30

Nov

Vanessa Minnillo with Nick Lachey in her Bikini of the Day

I am not posting these pictures of Vanessa Minnillo and Nick Lachey pictures because they were broken up and now they are together on Valentines day like some kind of fucking romance comedy about the fucking holidays because their lives are that fucking cliche thanks to uncreative PR people who used all they had on the pictures of them fucking in a hot tube in Mexico a few years back. I am posting them because she is in her bikini and I like bikinis, especially when they are on girls or were on girls at least once in their careers. It makes cumming easier unlike Vanessa Minnillo, who just doesn’t have what she had when she was younger and she shouldn’t take it to heart, it’s kinda what happens to bitches as they age.

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Bikini|Vanessa Minnillo

2009

30

Nov

Taylor Swift Dirty Edit of the Day

I respect the effort that went into this video and I felt bad that only a few hundred people saw it. I figured anything that edits Taylor Swifts word into taking about anal is something I should support, while whoever was sitting there editing this shit so it sounds seamless is someone I hope to never meet, only because it’s a weird fucking hobby that makes me uncomfortable, even if it was for some radio station no one cares about. It is like the guy who emails me fake celebrity nude pics he makes in photoshop only the multimedia version…..either way….you will like this…it will lighten your day and you will email it to friends,

Posted in:Dirty|Taylor Swift

2009

28

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day

I think I have posted this picture before – it’s come to the point in my life where they all look the same…I guess the same could be said about everything on this site….you know like its fucking groundhog day…but who really gives a fuck….I’m still doin it….It’s almost like marriage….everyday the same fucking pussy over and over and over even though shit is just getting older and ranker…never tighter or nicer….and if you’re lucky you hire a hooker or two to make shit tolerable….think of me as your wife and you gay porn sites as your hooker….you closet case motherfucker….I know this doesn’t make sense…but visualize it baby…if you do channel it proper…shit’s genius to retards….

Ps. I am drunk and surprised I’ve never sabotaged my site while drunk in the past, since I seem to sabotage everything else in my life and everyone I’ve ever known…..Good times…..

Here are my links….

Danielle Lloyd and Her Tits Are Better Than a Thanksgiving Turkey
GO

Seriously Katie Price is an Indecisive Cunt
GO

Because It’s Thanksgiving and I Know You Got Some Time to Kill
GO

The Vampire Dad From Twilight Gets to Bang Jenny Garth on a Daily Basis
GO

5 Amazing Star Wars Related Status Updates
GO

Which NFL Star Will Be Arrested Next
GO

Lady GaGa and a Sort of Nip Slip on Leno
GO

Jessica Biel May Be Hot But She is an Idiot Who Needs to Shut Her Mouth
GO

25 Awesome Cubicle Pranks
GO

Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
GO

Stripfilm of the Day
GO

Tiger Woods Was In a Car Crash
GO

David Beckham and Brad Pitt Are Getting Fucked Over By These Idiots In Dubai
GO

Dita Von Tease is Just Doing What She Does
GO

Hey David Hasslehoff, When You’re an Alcoholic It’s Not Called A Seizure, It’s Called The Shakes
GO

Arsenio Hall Says Paula Abdule is NOt Only Funny, But Also Great in Bed
GO

Bikini Car Washes are Always Awesome
GO

How Are We Supposed to Pay Attention With All These Naked Lesbians Around Here
GO

Cheating Girl Gets Dumped – VIDEO
GO

Cody is a God Who Works More Than My Wife Does
GO

Lonely Blonde is Rubbing One Outs
GO

Jayden Cole and The Fucking Machines
GO

Yeah Fck the British and Their Stupid Guards
GO

Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
GO

Jesssica Valentino is a Whole Lot of Woman
GO

SHE’S MILEY FUCKING CYRUS
GO

Jessica Alba is Wearing Fishnets
GO

An Amateur And Her Stripshow
GO

I’d Like to Introduce You to Monica
GO

Rihanna Bondage Throwback
GO

Drunk Sluts and Their Massive Tits
GO

Balwinder Singh, Rookie American – A hipster rekindles his love affair with America with the help of an angry cab driver
GO

Lucky Lesbians Eva Nicole and Hayley Jayde
GO

Ahhhh Gisele…
GO

Now That’s a Tight Ass!
GO

Demotivational Mayhem: 226 Demotivational Posters Demotivational Mayhem: 226 Demotivational Posters
GO

Sunny Leone is Fine By Me
GO

Bar Refaeli – Victoria’s Secret Swimsuit 2010
GO

Bitch Fight in the Laundry Mat – VIDEO
GO

Lunch Meat Anyone?
GO

Sherlock Holmes + 7-11 = Wait…What?
GO

Watch This Slut Get Her Pussy Waxed
GO

I Can’t Fucking Juggle, Can You? – VIDEO
GO

Yeah, I’d Bang Nancy Reagan.
GO

DENISE MILANI’S BOOBS ARE SIMPLY FUCKIN’ HUGE!
GO

Posted in:stepLINKS

2009

27

Nov

World’s Tallest Bikini Model of the Day

I just came across this video today, I am sure it is old, but it is pretty fucking weird, especially when you see this 7 foot monster with some Kourtney Kardashian lookin chick without the spawn of satan inside her, so I decided to post the shit.

That’s all I have to say about that. I figure why write today since no one is even on the Internet and if they are they are probably fucking losers…..


Watch the Video
GO

Posted in:Bikini Model|Tall

2009

27

Nov

Kate Hudson’s Hot Mom Ass in Tight Pants of the Day

I am loving Kate Hudson’s slutty little used up ass in these tight pants despite knowing how much cock it has seen, or that some baby has crawled out of the shit due to some ill-advised teenage pregnancy with some old man that should have ended in abortion but didn’t cuz she thought she was in love or some shit…..

None of that really matters because she’s out there taking what she feels is hers even if it belongs to some other bitch and the whole thing is all good so long as she’s wearing her tight pants….

Don’t get me wrong, I don’t really think this bitch has it going on, but thanks to the recent popularity of leggings, I’ve found myself falling in love with girls I would otherwise never notice, all thanks to their really rockin’ asses, that would have otherwise been hidden in ill-fitting jeans, cuz that’s just how ugly girls dress…

Just yesterday I was in a coffee shop and got lost staring at the ass of at least 4 ugly girls I wouldn’t have even seen because of their mangled faces, acne scars or greasy fucking hair….making tight leggings the one tool that gives all girls a fair fuckin’ chance…I mean that and willingness to take it up the ass and put it back in mouth…but whatever….just look at the pics…

Pics via INF

Posted in:Ass|Kate Hudson

2009

27

Nov

Jessica Alba Shows Off Some Back of the Day

I assume this was the view Cash Warren had the fateful night that he pulled out and came on her ass, only to have her run to the bathroom and turkey baste herself so that he could never leave her even though he tried so many times, because there comes a time in every man’s life when you realize the hot chick the world wants to fuck, is just the annoying bitch who constantly nags more than every other bitch and who doesn’t like giving head after a month of dating like every other bitch, and who doesn’t take it up the ass cuz she thinks its gross like every other bitch, she’s just easier on the eyes but not quite worth putting up with all the high maintenance bullshit that comes with her, until she mysteriously gets knocked the fuck up out of nowhere in some “Surprise….you’re stuck with me for life..motherfucker”…..

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Back|Jessica Alba

2009

27

Nov

Jodie Marsh is Made of Shiny Fake Tan Colored Plastic of the Day

Jodie Marsh is in the Holiday Spirit with Christmas less than a month away or some shit, just look at her Rudolph Red Nose, or maybe that’s just got something to do with the extensive plastic surgery this bitch has got.

I really don’t understand what the fuck happened in the UK, but for some reason all the trashy bitches who are famous for being topless have actual careers and even weirder, these girls are called “glamor models” even though the only people who find them glamorous are poor uneducated trash living in their caravans and toothless strippers still working the pole for factory workers who could only dream about living this “galmor model” life.

I don’t understand who told them that this style of dressing is hot, or that cheap botched plastic surgery is hot, and that lookin like an orange piece of scarred up plastic that is melting under the heat of the bright lights, is something to aspire to be, because it will lead to getting more work, in some kind of lookin’ like a sex doll way.

Maybe I’m the weird one who likes my girls young, natural and wholeseome lookin. Maybe this artificial, jacked up version of a real women is where the world is going, but I think the only person who would want to get with this is in the fucking closest, because nothing about her is feminine, it’s all hard and scary lookin, like some kind of monster coming to suffocate me with her big fake tits, not that I would complain because tits are tits, but I can still think she looks like shit, like she ruined herself..even though I’d still pay 50 bucks to cum all over that mangled face of hers….but maybe that’s just because I will cum on any face willing to be come on, but more importantly because I have a Christmas Fetish and always wanted to invite Rudolph to join my special reindeer game thanks to the other Reideer who wouldn’t let them join in their reindeer games, pretty much demoralizing him, making him nice and easy and ready to get molested….if you know what I mean.

Pics via Fame

Posted in:cleavage|Disgusting|Jodie Marsh

2009

27

Nov

Lily Allen is Disgusting and Pantless in Concert of the Day

I may never see pigs fly in my lifetime, but I think I just say a pig get a record deal, a fanbase, put on a really low cut leotard that grabbed its pig pussy and show off its little big tits and big pig guy get on stage with a mic and perform like it was something that wasn’t a pig, but a hot chick, you know something that people other than farmers wanted to fuck when no one was lookin….and the whole thing is pretty much…digusting as fuck….

Pics via Fame

Posted in:cleavage|Disgusting|Lily Allen|One Piece|Pig