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2009

27

Nov

Jennifer Aniston Crosses Her Legs Like She Doesn’t Want Dick of the Day

Jennifer Aniston is old, weathered, single because no one wants to have a relationship with her, despite her being famous, lipless but still worth fucking, because she’s clearly got an ego or something to prove to the world, you know that she can do better than she did when she got married to Brad Pitt and won’t settle for anyone less than someone of Brad Pitt caliber and she won’t uncross those legs for anyone but her 13 inch black dildo until that person come knocking without realizing that that person doesn’t exist anywhere but in her imagination…..a

Here she is doing her best Turkey Impression, keeping in the Holiday spirit, by showing off something I call the Turkey Neck.

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Crossed Legs|Jennifer Aniston

2009

27

Nov

Kimberly Stewart’s Useless Ass in Jeans of the Day

Here are some pictures of Rod Stewart’s mistake who moved to Hollywood to live off her ridiculous trust fund like she was a celebrity of her own. Trying to do the whole Paris Hilton thing she was doing a decade ago, but for some reason shit just never worked out for her. She never got picked up, she never got work, she never got a fanbase, she was just some bitch going in an out of clubs and the whole thing left her just lookin’ old and washed up, wishing she had more of a relationship with her dad, other than just access to his money that he gives her to keep her the fuck away from his new life because he’s too busy masking his sexuality by spending all his free time with his fifth manly blonde model wife and his four younger, less fucked up kids who he actually has some confidence in since he’s learned where he went wrong in making this Kim Stewart and her ass in demin his trial run that fucked up along the way…..

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Ass|Denim|Kimberly Stewart

2009

27

Nov

Beyonce – I am Yours Thanksgiving Special of the Day

Thanksgiving is over….and I had no idea that Beyonce produced a 40 minute special about herself, but it makes sense, since she’s a self absorbed cunt with a huge fucking go, who thinks that public care about her bullshit enough to watch her bullshit, so she produced some shit about herself and ABC aired the shit and the whole thing is a fucking joke and would have really only been worth giving thanks too,if she contracted some debilitating disease that left her bed ridden and too weak to speak, but that didn’t happen, instead she polluted us with this smut. I hate her but I guess it is kind of funny of her to release something on thanksgiving that embodies pretty much everything wrong in the world and everything people weren’t giving thanks for yesterday.

Posted in:Beyonce|Ego

2009

26

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day

It is Thanksgiving for you Americans….I wish it was thanksgiving here…because I would have made a huge feast in hopes that my wife ate herself to death…unfortunately…I can’t afford huge feasts….but I can afford stepLINKS cuz they are free.

I hope some of your childhood repressed memories of your dad touching you inappropriately surfaced…I am just a big suck for that kind of Hallmark card they’ll never make because real life issues aren’t quite as marketable ….

Either way, here are my stepLINKS…

A XXX Parody Interview
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Some Lingerie Football to Help You Celebrate Thanksgiving!
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Vodka and Turkey Sounds Fine by Me – VIDEO
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Because You Have a Couple Days Off and Should Spend Them Doing Something Worthwhile
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Celebs That We Should All Be Thankful For
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The 7 People You See When You Got Home for Thanksgiving
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The Worst Thanksgiving Ever: Recipes From Your Favorite Brands
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Sarah Harding Nipslip Throwback
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Jennifer Aniston is Sad and Pathetic, But She’s Looking Kinda Hot
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This Interactive Turkey Killing Video is AMAZING!
(Seriously)
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Striptease of the Day
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Coco and Aubrey O’Day Get into the Thanksgiving Spirit By Posting Pics of Their Turkey Asses
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How the FUCK Can The Real Housewives Get Past The Secret Service? What the Fuck?
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Hilary Duff is So Boring and Gross
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Some Topless Shots of Lohan Are En Route
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Rihanna Originally Wanted Her Album Called ‘Such A F**king Lady’
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Adam Sandler’s Thanksgiving Song
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Jenny is Bored So She Strips Down
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For Fuck Sakes, I Understand His Point, But I Wish This Little Homo Adam Lambert Would STFU Already
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Blondes + Stairs = Awesome Internet Video
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Andrea is Stipping in the Streets
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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They Work Out Together, They Fuck Together
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And More Random Photos
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Carol del Lama is The Kind of Gal You’d Like In Your Life
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Milla Jovovich is Naked
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Two Brunettes, Pick One
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Roxanna’s Tits Are Fake, But Whatever
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Marisa Miller, I Love You
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A Few Self Shots Are Always Good for the Soul
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Alina and Rada Are Getting It On
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Gianna Michaels Lingerie Montage
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Italian Advocacy Group Asks MTV To Cancel “Jersey Shore”
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Stevie Wonder is Fucking AWesome for a Retard
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Kevin Smith Hates Twilight
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All Used Up, Damaged Goods
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Tera Patrick and Mercedez Got it Going On
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Some Amateurs Because, Well, Why Not?
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Who Wants To Buy Halle Berry’s House
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Pixie Geldof is Lookin Hot for a crackhead
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And a Little But of Ashley Green, Because I Love Her
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Funniest Lesbian Porn Ever
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Top Turkey Videos For Thanksgiving Throwback Post….
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2009

26

Nov

Chronic Masturbating Documentary of the Day

It is Thanksgiving and I give thanks to Chronic Masturbation, but more importantly that you are a bunch of Chronic Masturbators because Chronic Masturbators account for pretty much every single one of my readers, meaning that your Chronic Masturbation by default gives my life purpose. So thanks.

Posted in:Chronic Masturbating|Documentary

2009

26

Nov

Rachel Specter in her Underwear for Bald of the Day

It is thanksgiving and I give thanks that straight to DVD, shitty written movies always feature aspiring actors who think they have what it takes to be the next big thing, and strips them down and puts them in their place cuz they are eager after they’ve been in Hollywood for 6 months and tired of waiting tables and not getting auditions for much more than internet porn….

Posted in:Bra|Panties|Rachel Specter|Underwear

2009

26

Nov

I’m Thankful for Bai Ling’s Panties of the Day

It is Thanksgiving today and I give thanks that I have no idea who Bai Ling is but I do know what her really weird nipples look like. I am also thankful that she is wearing panties because despite loving to see all pussy in all its variations, sizes and shapes, with all its different hairstyles and decorations, I’m just not ready for this kind of surprise and say keep that shit in the fuckin’ bag for now, you weird asian slut….who am I kidding…I’d love to see her pussy…and I don’t understand why some one of her fame whoring stature wouldn’t give that to us…greedy nasty cunt…

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Bai Ling|Panties

2009

26

Nov

Shauna Sand and Her Furry Pussy of the Day

It is Thanksgiving today and I give thanks that Shauna Sand is still around, because I love strippers, especially when they walk the streets freely. I am also thankful that she released a sex tape because I like seeing broke bitches with fake tits expose their really scary alien looking pussies in a sex tape, something I am also thankful for, because it’s the lazy girls way to get ahead and I love watching random people fuck…it is a nice change of pace from seeing actual hot chicks, not chicks marketed as hot chicks fuck, cuz sometimes seeing some plastic surgeons science experiment in action makes us all better people….I just am not sure when those times are….

Pics via Fame

Posted in:cleavage|Shauna Sand|Tits

2009

26

Nov

Ke$ha is the Useless Popstar of the Day

It is Thanksgiving and I am thankful that there will always be bottom feeding, ugly, bottom feeding girls who claim they are popstars, or “artists” to dress ridiculous and claim to be recording artists…because the world is filled with even dumber and uglier girls willing to copy them by either not wearing pants in public, or giving blowjobs for fame, since they figure if this dog can do it, so can they. I guess that means I am thankful for this UK trash named Ke$ha….yes the dollar sign is actually the “S” in her name…proviing we’ve got a new Gaga impersonator about to drop…

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Ke$ha|Popstar|Usless

2009

26

Nov

Rihanna Showing Off Her Fat Ass in a Tight Black Dress of the Day

It is Thanksgiving and I am thankful that Rihanna was choked the fuck out this year. Sure, the interest in her is annoying and her new found ego and campaign against spousal abuse is fucking annoying, but almost worth it, knowing that bitch got a black eye out of the shit, even if she gave it to herself to secure the lie to the public as it is a huge part of her marketing campaign. I am also thankful that she is getting fatter and uglier and more and more people are starting to hate her now, making me believe she’s not gonna be around forever, and that is great fucking news!

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Rihanna|Tight Dress