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Sydney Sweeney Gives a Booty Show of the Day

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Britney Spears Returns With Weird Dancing of the Day

2009

Nov

Kirstin Cavallari is Bending Over in Leggings of the DAy

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I was fortunate enough to be stuck behind a girl with a great ass in leggings walking up the stairs in front of me earlier today….It there is one place to get stuck behind a girl with a great ass in leggings it is on the stairs, because you don’t look like the pervert you know you are, but also because their asses are pretty much directly in your fucking face.

It was one of those messages sent from god to remind me that I am still a man and that decent pussy I would love to fuck is still out there, not that I forgot that shit, but I can’t figure out why else I’d be that lucky cuz lucky shit never happens to me and it was substantially more exciting than these pictures of Kristin Cavallari showing us how to bottom feed in leggings by putting her mouth to the ground and her ass to the air…something all you bitches out there should take note of…..

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Posted in:Bending Over|Kristin Cavallari|Leggings

2009

Nov

Alesha Dixon Shows of Her Panties of the Day

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She’s a British R&B singer you’ve probably never heard of, but you know one thing about her and that is that she wears panties and shows off them panties for attention to get noticed….

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Posted in:Alesha Dixon|Panties|Upskirt

2009

Nov

Tai Babilonia Would Rather Skate Naked Than Wear Fur of the Day

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I guess Peta is running out of people to photograph who would rather go naked than wear fur…because based on these pictures of some ex-Olympic skater, who based on her face has turned into a crackwhore, because I guess figure skating isn’t that lucrative of a career with a solid pension plan, but unlike the crackwhores I know, she’s wearing a nude colored leotard and last time I checked, that’s not going nude to protest fur, you scam artist. In Peta’s defence, maybe her pussy’s turned just as rank like the rest of her and they had to cover it up due to health regulations on the working condition on photoshoots cuz she’s a risk….but then again, I know nothing….I just know I’m not feeling this campaign one bit….if anything it scares me….

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Posted in:Nude|PETA|Tai Babilonia

2009

Nov

Twitter’s Tila Army Members of the Day

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So Tila Tequila recently threatened my life and called me a child molester and I should sue her for it and make some money….

Then her twitter army of serious fucking losers polluted my twitter with really weak disses. I guess they were mad I was encouraging their Tila Tequila to kill herself on ustream and she is all they have or the closest thing to fame they’ve every communicated with….

I think it is safe to say that our society is fucked up as it is and the fact that these idiots buy into the lie that is Tila Tequila enough to care if she kills herself reminds us of that…. Tila Tequila is a webcam whore. She doesn’t care about her fans. She is just struggling to stay relevant and she is fucking annoying…

Her TV show was a lie, she had a boyfriend the entire time and only got the shit because mainstream felt they needed an internet personality back when Myspace was bough for 500,000,000 dollars and the fact that anyone looks up to her or sees her as an icon is beyond fucking pathetic….even more pathetic than Tila Tequila’s attempt at career or tit her ghetto boob job.

So I decided to show you an overview of some of her amy members who are pretty much just her followers to show you who is drinking the Tila Tequila Kool Aid, in hopes of getting laid cuz she’s over and even the trashiest of trash knows that…

I know it is time to start ignoring her, because otherwise, we’re by default just one of these people keeping her name in the media, but before we put that much needed ban on Tila Tequila here are some of the people in her Army….

FIrst off – Carleana from Kansas – Who is clearly SUPER fucking hot…. and who wrote this to me “@drunkstepfather you are not going to win this so just back down now the Tilaarmy will put you on blast you lowlife drunk”

Next Up – Lovely Lesbian Lyndsey from Kentcky who wrote “@drunkstepfather bitch Idk who the fuck you are, But ima be nice & say please, back the fuck off @officialTila , #TilaArmy owns this”

Here’s Asia the East Side Rida who said “@drunkstepfather is just mad because @officialtila gets more vajj then he ever will”

Here’s my favorite, this pic can’t be for real, her name is Sidney who said “@drunkstepfather your the only thing WE can see sitting on the Bottom,,as we look down. @officialTila Is on to”

Here’s Herbert Ackerman – who wrote something I’m sure he knows a hell of a lot about- “I have never ever heard before of @drunkstepfather but reading his tweets, he’s got serious issues, like not gothing any pussy”

Here’s Melissa who’s only friend is her TV and that is why she is so tight with Tila and she wrote “@drunkstepfather mouth diarrhea much? #TilaArmy warned ya” , clearly diarrhea is something she knows a lot about, just look at the poor shit she’s got sitting on her lap….

What was even funnier about Melissa was her background image…..this screams serious trash…probably a cashier…but most likely on welfare….

Lookin’ good ladies…I would embarrassed if you guys went to bat for me…you are all ugly gutter sluts and one dude who masturbates too much…

Posted in:Tila Army

2009

Nov

Robert Rey is Not a Doctor but a Clown of the Day

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I don’t know about you, but this is the last doctor I would trust performing any kind of surgery on me. I get that he’s a plastic surgeon in Beverly Hills and by default that means we can’t take him seriously in terms of his medical ability as this kind of doctor is just into making a lot of money and not so into helping people….He’s just a novelty act marketing himself in efforts to make a lot of fucking money reconstructing celebrity whore pussy, sucking the fat out of their asses and giving them better tits, something we all know a lot of them need, but his frosted tips, sleeveless scrubs, gold plated stethoscope he wears out like gangster bling is too fuckin’ much.

Please take his license away, I think his money is getting to his head and turning him into a tacky cuban drug dealer in Miami in the 70s….or some kind of pitboy you’d find topless in a gay afterhours club high on MDMA…he looks like a fucking joke….a really funny joke they need to send into the dying kids ward to make them laugh in their last days like he was Patch Adams and that’s why I am posting it….trust me, it’s got nothing to do with me caring…

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Posted in:Plastic Surgeon|Robert Rey

2009

Nov

Tila Tequila’s Tampon String of the Day

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I was wasting time on twitter with TheSuperficial , making fun of Tila Tequila and how useless she is, pretty much coming to the conclusion that her time in the spotlight is over and she’s bound to crawl back into her webcam whore career she had before MTV mistakenly gave her a show, pretty much laughing about how no one cares about her and that only 30,000 people watched her ustream masturbation video and her attempt to leak a sex tape backfired and for some reason she decided to shout me out, saying my name is stupid and acting like she doesn’t know me and all this other shit that is a lie, based on the fact that I was drinking vodka with her just a year ago and her people have contacted me numerous times in efforts to stop her from fading into obscurity….and that’s when her Army starts to attack me on Twitter and never have I been to exposed to such stupidity, trash and nonsense in my life and I’ve hung out with some serious idiots, making me realize that Tila has cornered the market on useless people, and those 1000 people make up her fan base, they are all she has left so she might as well go ahead and kill herself on Ustream already because they are pretty worthless themselves….

See, a Tila Tequila suicide since she’s already had a career suicide is something people would pay to see…let’s hope it goes down….and while we wait…here are some pics from Ustream of her dirty fucking tampon string…I can’t believe this is what my life has become….

Posted in:Ass|Tampon String|Tila Tequila

2009

Nov

Rihanna Showing Off Some Tit in a Red Dress of the Day

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Rihanna hasn’t been deported yet. I hoped that the US government would find some kind of loophole in her paperwork that would result in her being thrown on to a boat back to Barbados, but unfortunately the USA doesn’t really work like that, she makes too many Jewish people a lot of money for them to ever let them take her away and I’m not against them for making money off her, because exploiting black people is the foundation of our country, I just wish they didn’t give her so much exposure and access to the media, cuz I am tired of hearing her and her ego in another bullshit interview about getting punched in the face like it wasn’t something she experienced her entire youth back home, because she knows it’s a soft spot for America and a good platform to get the people to listen to her and feel for her and buy her album, making me believe she actually staged the beating and is giving Chris Brown 50% of the profits of the album as a tradeoff for going along with the lie cuz they are in it together and still dating behind the fucking scenes….I just wish the rest of the public caught onto her bullshi and stopped buying her records…making her and her fat ass disappear..

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Posted in:cleavage|Rihanna|Tits

2009

Nov

Amber Rose is a Man in a Dress of the Day

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These pictures reaffirm the reason why Kanye was all up on this bitch. It’s cuz she looks more like a man than he does and he fucking loves dudes he just doesn’t love how un-hip-hop it is to stick your dick in another dude’s ass, so instead of following his heart publicly and embracing who he really is and what he really wants in his life, he just shaves a manly lookin’ bitch down so that when he’s fucking her up the ass, cuz pussy is gross to him, he can pretend it’s his old buddy he used to play ball with and who he has been fantasizing about since he accidentally saw his dick when they were peeing next to each other…..it is just one of those dude with mommy issues situation, you know the kind of guy who can never love another woman cuz his mom is so special to them and no girl can compare, forcing him to go to cock for the male attention he never got in his broken home and the whole thing is heavily complicated, even more complicated than that Avril Lavigne song and that shit is called “complicated” so figure that out for yourself…

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Posted in:Amber Rose|Dress|Man|Tranny

2009

Nov

Tiffany Trump and her Rich Pussy of the Day

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I think it is safe to say that Donald Trump has ruined his daughter TIffany’s life. Sure, his testicles are the reason she’s alive in the first place, but that semen is also tainted with bad genes that made her look less fuckable than her much older mother. I guess she’s only 16, so she shouldn’t look as fuckable as her mother because that would be illegal, but it is safe to say that in the next 2 years, she will remain less fuckable than her mother and we only have Donald Trump to blame for that. On the positive side of things, she’s in line to inherit a whole lot of money when her father suffocates on his hair piece, making her hot enough for a motherfucker who is lookin’ to use her family fortune for the good life like he was K-Fed, cuz I guess when a bitch is a Trump, there will always be a boner ready and willing no matter how vile, fat or diseased, especially if it is a terminal disease making the relationship a shorter commitment, a wallet fucker is just around the corner….so I guess that takes off some pressure from her when she notices she’s gone up a couple jean sizes…..and here are the boring pics….

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Posted in:Marla Maples|Tiffany Trump

2009

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day

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I was going to go see Precious tonight, mainly because watching poor black fat chicks suffer is porn to me, but it turns out shit isn’t playing in Canada yet, I guess the Canadians found it depressing and distracting especially in this highly busy time where half the country is employed by Santa making toys for kids around the fucking world.

I blame the Christmas Carols already playing in every store for this post…

Here are my steplinks….

Miss California Bikini Contest of the Day
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SHAUNA SAND DEFLOWERED CHACE CRAWFORD
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Peaches Geldof Panthose Upskirt
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Because I Know For Damn Sure You Aren’t Meeting Girls In Real Life
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Zoe Zaldana is in a Bikini
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Throwback Tuesday: Aubrey O’Day At Her Sluttiest
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Shauna Sand is Exposed
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Rock Bang Yoko Ono
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And More From the Trainwreck 100
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Natalie Portman is Lookin Hot Even Though Her Dress is Stupid
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Lookin Good Sweetheart
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Thanksgiving Feast Of The Damned: Around The World
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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What Other People Are Thinking When You’re Traveling
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Stripfilm of the Day
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Emilia Attias Will Make You Love Argentinian Soap Operas
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The Muppets Cover Bohemian Rhapsody
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Katie Couric Puts Her Back Into It
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Sienna Miller and Jude Law and Most Probably Fucking Again
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Amber Rose Looks Like a Marshmellow
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January Jones Gallery
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Cat is a Cute Brunette
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Mexican Show Completely Humiliates Chicks – VIDEO
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Extreme Anal Fisting Makes Her Squirt
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Porn Virgin Rides the Sybian
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Which Of These Babes Would You Fuck?
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Eva Angelina Gallery
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Tara Reid Throwback Pics of Her New Ass in a Bikini
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Rihanna Topless Promos
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A Busty See Through Special
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Hot Chicks in Action
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AnnaLynne McCord is Making Out With the Truth
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Horny Lesbian Teens
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Meet Holly Stevens
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Natalie Fiore Cleans Her 36ddd’s
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Zuzana Drabinova in Stockings
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US Pole Dance Championship 2009
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Wanna See What Charles Mansons Son Looks Like?
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GTFO!! I’m Naked!
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Hugh Hefner Almost Choked to Death on a Sex Toy
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Ashley Greene Needs to Take the Red Suit Off…
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I HAD ENOUGH HIRED MEXICAN PUSSY AS A KID, BUT THIS LATINA BABE MIGHT BE WORTH A TRIP SOUTH OF THE BORDER!
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Brooke Hogan Clone Fucks Hulk Hogan in Her Bikini
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Not a Single Fucking Person Has Bought the stepSHIRT
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Posted in:stepLINKS