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2009

01

Dec

I Still Want Susan Boyle’s Virgin Pussy of the Day

I figure if Susan Boyle really wanted to get laid, she’d do something about her fucking mustache. For the most part dudes who have virgin fetishes and who dream about and only want to fuck virgin pussy, have that fetish because the pussy isn’t attached to a fucking weather old, fat mustached face, but I’m sure a motherfucker in her hometown is kicking himself for not climbing up her luscious legs and popping her cherry that by now is long rotten or has grown into more of plum, because running her thick, grey pubic hair through his hand would have given the motherfucker the good life and the worst thing in all this is that if she had put her virginity on eBAY before she got famous, I woulda totally bid on the shit, cuz I love virgins…..

See, I’d totally fuck her brains out just to see how it feels cuz I hear virgins are tight, but I need more research to see how that tightness ages, so it’d be strictly for science and by science I mean I am a pervert who has no fucking standards…the only thing I’d change about this bitch is that I’d make her shave her ‘stache. Movember’s over and I don’t like making out with men, even if they still have their hymen….

Here she is in her LINGERIE…..

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Susan Boyle|Virginity

2009

01

Dec

Lady Gaga Falls of the Day

Lady Gaga was in montreal this past weekend and I was hoping to stage a gang raping with some of the creepiest HIV infected people I know, like I was some kind of maestro or some shit, directing the whole fucking thing like it was a fucking orchestra or some shit. Since I couldn’t pull that off, I just hoped something horrible would happen to her resulting in her throat being pulled the fuck out….but all I got was this video of her falling, unfortunately not killing herself.

I wasn’t at the show….cuz I hate the cunt….but shoulda been throwing anthrax at her….

Posted in:Falls|Lady Gaga

2009

30

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day

Here are my stepLINKS. I’ve decided I am deathly allergic to UV, all foods, alcohol and water. I’m am not a doctor but it is the only prognosis that makes sense. I figure that I won’t make it thru the night, but if I do, I’ll be back…if this is my last post, use it as my legacy. Frame it and put it on your wall. Submit it to your local museums and make it my epitaph….or you can just click on my motherfucker links ya bunch of yahoos.

Star Gazing With Nathan Jordan
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This Tiger Woods Potential-Affair-Domestic-Dispute-Car-Crash Thing is Getting Interesting if you like asian black white men who play golf
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So Here’s What She Was REALLY Thinking – VIDEO
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Because I Can Only Assume You Weekend Was Just As Horrible as Mine Was
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This Just In: Nick Hogan Is Still a Fucking Idiot
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Leona Lewis is Almost See Through, But Smokin’ Hot Regardless
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A Day Out At The Gym – VIDEO
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I Love a Good Office Prank
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Nicky Hilton Had a Panty Upskirt
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Cindy Crawford/Elisabetta Canalis Bikini Shots
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David Hasslehoff’s Ex-Wife is Just as Awesome As He Is, and By Awesome, I Mean Drunk
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Some AWESOME Food Pranks – VIDEO
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Striptease of the Day
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Rihanna Talks About Big Dicks and Masterbating
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Fuck Me Miranda Kerr is Hott
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I Resent The Fact That Jennifer Aniston is a Millionaire But Wears Ripped Clothes
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I’m Really Diggin’ Katherine McPhee And Her Blonde Hair
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Sasha Grey And FHM – VIDEO
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Call Her a Golddigger is You Want, But Bitch is Getting PAID
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Zoe and Tracy Have a Sleepover
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What Is With These Freaks Injecting Their Muscles? – VIDEO
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Bitch Gets Attacked By an Ass Fucking Robot
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Helen Lindes is in Lingerie
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Gotta Love Some Beach Boobs
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Megan Fox Wishes She Was As Hot As Jenna Dewan
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Joanna Krupa Has Got a Tight Ass
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Miriam is Busty
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She’s Gotta Pass the Time Alone Somehow – VIDEO
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Taylor Momsen Has the Junkie Halo All Over Her
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A Bunch of Dumb Sluts in Various Stages of Naked
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Brooke and Tiffany Get It On
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Mia is a Cutie
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Yet Another Big Brother Slut Showing Off Her Goods
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Katie Holmes Doesn’t Look Like a Zombie For Once
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Man I LOVE South Park
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He’s Hung Like…Bart Simpson?
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SomeSlut On MTV is Flashing Her Tits
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10 Things From Your Twenties You’ll Regret When You’re Forty
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Okay This MAY Possibly Be the Best Kitten Video EVER
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Shop Naked, Get Free Food!
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FORMER WWE DIVA BOBBI BILLARD HAS THE WORLD’S MOST BOUNTIFUL TITS!
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2009

30

Nov

Drunk College Girl Pisses Herself on Video of the Day

I love when drunk chicks piss themselves, I love when they take pictures and videotape the shit even more. It feels like I am in the room with them with a boner, knowing they are ripe enough for the raping.

There are a whole lot of these online, it is a fetish, this just happens to be one of the better one.

Posted in:College|Drunk|Piss

2009

30

Nov

Some Beth Ditto and Fatter than Ever for the Perverts of the Day

This bitch can’t live forever, she’s too fat. So take in this sexy while you still can. Look at the way she opens her mouth trying to eat the mic because she’s got an eating disorder that makes her eat everything in fucking sight, or look and her legs that are so malleable that you can easily make a vagina in her cellulite fat welts. See I’ve got a fat wife, pretty much this fat and there’s nothing hot about the shit, but for some reason some people dig this fat chick thing, maybe cuz they can’t run, maybe cuz they’re like a bouncy castle you see at community events, maybe its because they are a limited commitment because they will die sooner than later, but I think the whole thing is sick, even though I’m morbidly obese on paper, but that’s more socially acceptable, since I have a penis….something I’d be scared to see Beth Ditto getting….

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Beth Ditto|Disgusting|Fat as Fuck

2009

30

Nov

Ivana Trump in an Old Slut of the Day

It’s unfortunate that Ivana’s daughter Ivanka didn’t inherit any of her mother’s love for life and by love for life, I mean sluttiness and ability to use her pussy to get what she wanted. She’s wild at 60 and was very wild when sleeping her way into money, all while Ivanka who was born into money is some boring, conservative, turtle-neck wearing, uptight cunt who pisses me off every time I see her in interview with her titties all strapped the fuck down like some kind of lesbian trying to make it in a man’s world. It is even worse when I know her mother is out flashing her pussy like it’s some kind of puppet and the paparazzi are a group of kids at a fuckin birthday party even now…making me only assume she was totally fucking wild when she was Ivanka’s age. I guess this is just another example of how money ruins people.

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Ivana Trump|Slut

2009

30

Nov

Summer Glau in Her Short Skirt of the Day

I have no idea who Summer Glau is and I really have no idea why I am posting these pictures. I know she’s not in a fucking bikini or in her underwear or flashing her panties, pussy or fucking tities. She’s not even showing a little ass crack. She’s just walking down the fucking street with some dude….and I took the time to upload this shit to my site like it was news….but maybe it was some message from above like some ESP shit, telling me that I need to do this for some reason…maybe cuz she’s gonna be in a horrible accident or become relevant, or maybe it’s just because she was on some shitty TV show that only virgins watched, since I only have virgin readers…unfortunately not the kind of virgins I want to pay to pop…but the kind of virgin who can’t get a job cuz they are too busy polishing their action figures, masturbating and hanging out on the internet in their mom’s basement….

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Legs|Short Skirt|Summer Glau

2009

30

Nov

Brody Jenner’s Mom is a Whore of the Day

There comes a time in every woman’s life when she needs to let the fuck go and stop trying. The last drop of sex appeal dripped off her pussy years ago and now she is nothing but a dried up wasteland, but for some reason she just can’t accept that shit and sit back start knitting, you know letting her life leave the superficial, vain bullshit she’s been a part of for so long, Maybe her body brought her the good life years ago, back when she was nothing but an Olympic athlete groupie and not a piece of shit that was left in the sun too long to slowly rot and weather, and the real creepy thing in all this is that I’d totally go down on her for an hour at a time without fuckin’ question….and that weakness makes me hate myself more than I already do….

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Brody Jenner|Linda Thompson|Mother|Whore

2009

30

Nov

The Pussy Colin Farrell Knocked Up of the Day

So Colin Farrell knocked up a bitch with a crazy name Alicja Bachleda-Curus out of wedlock and now he has to pretend he likes her or even loves her because he wants to do right this time around since he’s decided he doesn’t want to feel the guilt he feels from wanting nothing to do with his other illegitimate kids, but in his defense, he was at the peak of his career back when those other kids came out of the woodwork and totally got in the way of his drinking, drugs and fucking all kinds of women cuz they all though he was the hottest thing in Hollywood.

And here’s some Spy Cam Creeper Pics…..

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Alicja Bachleda-Curus|Colin Farrell

2009

30

Nov

Alessandra Ambrosio in her Bikini for Some Magazine of the Day

I know Ambrosio had a baby over a year ago, but she seriously bounced the fuck back. I get that we have no idea what kind of damage the baby actually did to the parts that count, like her vagina and whether fucking her is like fucking a plastic grocery bag, not quite as tightly wrapped as needed to stay fresh, but her body is fucking solid and here she is in some Magazine, because apparently people still read magazines, despite the whole internet thing, probably because cleaning cum off your computer screen is a lot worse and leaves more damage than cumming on a magazine page, taking a picture of it, and putting it on the internet for those weird cumming on model picture fetish sites, before throwing it away, or licking it clean, cuz you don’t believe in waste and because you’re weird like that……and here are the pics.

Posted in:Alessandra Ambrosio|Bikini