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2009

18

Nov

Stephanie Pratt Should Murder Suicide her Family of the Day

This bitch could be a martyr (whatever the fuck that means). She could make a serious difference on the world. She could take her pathetic little latch on life and give it fucking purpose. She could take away the image of her being a trashy little consumer who fuels and influences little girls to be little annoying materialist cunts and could do fucking good and all it would take is a gun, or a knife, or even just a fucking match, used the right way to eliminate her brother and sister-in-law because I get their whole act, I get their whole garbage noisy annoying image, but I’d love to see it end violently, and who better to do it than the jealous sister, making this whole “The Hills” thing have some real substance, like a Shakespearian play or some shit, instead of the crap it is.

Here they are being annoying cunts on The Insider….and I hate you for making them famous…

I’ve done my part to try to end these idiots on the internet – no one listens to me.
This little pussy has blocked me on Twitter…
I do know if I see them in person – I would break a motherfucker…Seriously…

If you buy their book – I hate you…

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Posted in:Ass|cleavage|Legs|Stephanie Pratt

2009

18

Nov

Leona Lewis and Her Fat Tits of the Day

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Simon Cowell Probably came on these fat tits, because having the ability or talent to sing is just part of the equation while fucking the right executive is the other part of the equation that actually takes you from singing in the shower or in a choir or on the street corner you to mansions, luxury cars, music videos and repressed memories of Simon Cowell and his jungle fever dripping off your chin.

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Fat Tits|Leona Lewis

2009

18

Nov

Rachael Finch is Miss Universe Australia of the Day

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Here’s some Miss Universe Australia walking around and I thought these pictures were a lot more exciting than they actually are, you know some camel toe, maybe a little lip slip or something to stand out amongst the other Miss Universe contestants and their anal sex willingness on tape they just dropped a couple days ago, but they aren’t so I’m just gonna move the fuck along cuz I have better things to do than waste my time on this insignificant girl who just wants a fuckin’ scholarship or whatever the fuck winning Miss Universe gets her, instead I am going to waste my time watching Oprah.

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Posted in:Miss Universe Australia|Rachel Finch

2009

18

Nov

Annalynne McCord is Overqualified for the Job of the Day

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This is my lame joke of the day. You know her mouth is way to big for your micro penis, not that your pathetic ass would ever be in a position where this nobody comes to you open mouthed and ready to suck you off in exchange for money, but at least she’s well equipped when things do come crashing down for her and I guess that is just a real sad truth of our generation is that this chick is seen as more important than every single one of us according to the media and that is really fucking depressing.

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Posted in:Annalynne McCord|Big Mouth|Useless

2009

18

Nov

Bar Refaeli in Some Lingerie of the Day

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I know that no one cares about Bar Refaeli for anything more than her tits, but I figure that’s a good enough reason to put picture of her on the site in her lingerie. I know she’s not out to change the world or solve the Israel/Palestine conflict, I know she just lives in Tel Aviv and parties all the time when she’s not getting over-paid to get half naked and I also know I’ve written too much and should just get to the pictures cuz I’m dragging this post on for nothing by filling it in with words that mean a whole lot of nothing. I just don’t feel up to making jewish or arab jokes which is really the only way to go with this…

Posted in:Bar Refaeli|Lingerie

2009

18

Nov

Beth Ditto is Always Hungry of the Day

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Don’t get too excited about these pictures of Beth Ditto simulating cocksuckin’ with her mic, because I know you love fat chicks, since they are easy and the only type of chick willing to fuck you, because the reality is that she’s not molesting this mic because she thinks it’s dick and she’s trying to look hot, she’d molesting this mic cuz she wishes it was a fuckin chocolate bar.

These pictures are disgusting and the sad thing is that they really remind me of my obese wife, the woman I crawl into bed and listen to her labored breathing as she suffocates under her fat, the fat that never quite does its job right and hasn’t offed her like I want it to, because it will make my life easier, but I haven’t given up hope yet, since based on medical research fat always wins.

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Posted in:Beth Ditto|Hungry

2009

18

Nov

Alessandra Ambrosio for Some Videoshoot of the Day

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I am guessing this is some video clip bullshit they are going to use in the Victoria’s Secret fashion show, but what the fuck do I know, I live in Canada and really don’t give a fuck or stay on top of this shit, I have enough trouble wiping my ass when drunk or hungover, which is always, to waste my energy tracking these models because they don’t waste their time tracking me, but they will once they find me hiding under their bed masturbating or in their closets masturbating to all the outrageous money they’ve made strictly for being hot because the world we live in is pretty fucking superficial and our priorities are all fucking out of wack and that is okay with me….but only cuz I hate ugly chicks…

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Posted in:Alessandra Ambrosio|Model

2009

18

Nov

Ciara and her Man Legs in her Luxury Sports Car of the Day

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Here’s more proof that Ciara is actually a man as she gets into her Lambo.

Everyone knows women don’t drive Lambo’s, they drive minivans.

You might as well just walked around with a boner in sweatpants it’d be a less obvious cover-up, dude.

For the record, I realize that I did just write Lambo instead of Lamborghini like I am some kind of chachi motherfucker and I’m punishing myself accordingly….

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Ciara|Man

2009

18

Nov

Leighton Meester Accepting Her Destiny of the Day

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We get it Leighton Meester, you were born in a halfway house because your mom got kncokced up with you after her criminal ass got caught in hopes of serving less time. You spent your life without a father and you had dreams of being famous in Hollywood by no way to get there, so you took all the jobs that came your way. Whether starring in fetish tapes, or sucking the right dick and you finally made it, so you figure you should show off the real you that you’ve been hiding all these years, you know the whore your mom bred you to be, destined to get nude on stage and fuck on camera, and these are just pictures of you crawling out of that shell you’ve created to pretend you aren’t what you are because if the public knew, you would have never got work. I guess you can only keep up a facade for so long and I can’t believe I just wrote the word facade, I feel so gay right now. I shoulda used “wall” or “front” instead I chose “facade” what the fuck is wrong with me….

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Posted in:Leighton Meester|Whore

2009

18

Nov

Carmen Electra Sex Tape Preview of the Day

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This seems about right, I haven’t heard shit about Carmen Electra in at leaast a year and now home made sex tapes with her making out with chicks in her underwear hit the internet. It’s a formula all the whores are doing and Carmen Electra is one of the original piece of trash in Hollywood to get famous from her fake tits, so it was either do Dancing with the Stars or this, and since Dancing with the Stars doenst allow her to be naked sucking dick on camera which is all she really knows, she opted for this and I’m not complaining, just wish it happened a few decades ago instead of now, but a few decades ago the desperation just wasn’t there, since people still cared about her….

Posted in:Carmen Electra|Lesbianism|Sex Tape