I don’t know what the fuck is going on in these pictures, but I know it has to do with showing off her tits that we all know she had and that are really her only redeeming, because everything else about her fucking sucks, from her music, to her stage performances, to her talent, to her busted up face, her sloppy fucking ass, her shitty style and what seems to be really garbage personality….
She’s really only got one thing going for her and she’s managed to accomplish so much, sure we don’t know the real story, we just know she was a devout Christian with preacher parents, so that could mean a whole lot of anal sex with record execs, since the only crazy Christian girl I’ve ever got with was a fucking freak in bed who always begged for anal since it kept her viriginity in place, but she had no problem shoving “virgin mary” statues in her cunt while I was inside her….but I guess that’s not the point….
The point is that I hope that inspires you other big titty bitches with no obvious skills to wear revealing shirts to take yourself to the fuckin’ top….and if that doesn’t work out for you…you can always start stripping.
I watched Twilight the other day to try to understand the hype. My plan didn’t work out because all I saw was a bullshit, obvious, cliche love story that I guess teenage girls are too stupid to not buy into it. I ended up falling asleep a few minutes into the shit, but I made it til an Ashley Greene part and she is handsdown the best thing to happen to Twilight. Not that that is saying much. It would have been nice if she replaced the ugly one as a main character, but then teenage girls everywhere wouldn’t have bought into the whole thing, because they can relate to an ugly chick far easier than related to a hot one. None of that really matters. What does matter is that she did Maxim in some little shorts and I figured that makes this video worth watching at least a lot more worthy of watching than the New Moon shit they’ve sold millions of dollars in tickets for before shit hits theaters tonight….which on a sidenote will be a great place to be standing drunk around 2 am to hustle horny teenage girls walking out of the theater who’s panties are soaked thru from the movie they just watched….
This may seem obvious to you, but obvious it isn’t obvious to the people at Victoria’s Secret, but if you have a team of lingerie models who work for you on a full time basis and who are the core of your marketing of your brand, you have a responsibility to the people who jerk off to these women and in turn to your brand, who make all your execs rich and allow you to afford the expensive photoshoots and to afford the scouts traveling the world kidnapping hot pussy and greasing government officials to bring to America to exploit for their hot tits, and that responsibility is to always keep the bitches in their fucking panties or bikinis, not in jeans and pink t-shirts.
We dont give a fuck about seeing these whores in everyday clothes, we have enough women in our lives who we are forced to see in everyday clothes cuz we can’t afford to bribe them into getting half-naked like Victoria’s Secret has done for us and this is pretty rude on their part, you know the whole giving us a taste and not following thru making this the biggest cockteasing company out there…assholes…
Here are some extra pics of Marisa “the body” Miller’s face lookin’ old.
Claire Danes tit has always bored the fuck out of me. She’s always been flat cheseted and has never worn a bra and it’s been about as exciting as being a straight man hanging out in the gym lockeroom, not that I ever go to the gym, but I did have a free membership at the YMCA back when I was homeless and I would go in there sometimes to shower and shave when I got tired of smelling my own ass but kept it limited because it turns out the YMCA is a place where homos go to hook up and sex offenders go to look at little kids and the whole thing is uncomfortable to me and makes me wonder why the police dont just set up shop there to catch the predator, but not as uncomfortable as Claire Danes’ big nipple on her small tit makes me when I am forced to look at it because bitch finds bras uncomfortable and unnecessary or some shit.
I hate Rihanna. I hate everything about her. I hate her success story about being a small Island girl who made it in America because there is nothing small Island girl about her. She’s loud, she got an ego, she’s high maintenance, I hRihanna, Launch Party, Concert
Rihanna’s 40 Minute Launch Party Concert of the Day
I hate Rihanna. I hate everything about her. I hate her success story about being a small Island girl who made it in America because there is nothing small Island girl about her. She’s loud, she got an ego, she’s high maintenance, I hear she treats the Bajans like they are below her when she goes back home, despite that she was considered poor compared to everyone else when she living there, before sucking off some record exec when she was 14 and threatened to ruin his life if he didn’t give her a record deal. I hate that she doesn’t remember where she’s from and I sure as fuck hope something happens where she ends up having to crawl home with her tail between her legs, cuz she’s a fuckin dog.
This is her launch party for a new album I hope bombs, but won’t cuz you assholes buy her shit and don’t realize Chris Brown had it right, he just didn’t have the balls to go all the way and rip her cunt throat out so that we don’t have to listen to her anymore….ear she treats the Bajans like they are below her when she goes back home, despite that she was considered poor compared to everyone else when she living there, before sucking off some record exec when she was 14 and threatened to ruin his life if he didn’t give her a record deal. I hate that she doesn’t remember where she’s from and I sure as fuck hope something happens where she ends up having to crawl home with her tail between her legs, cuz she’s a fuckin dog.
This is her launch party for a new album I hope bombs, but won’t cuz you assholes buy her shit and don’t realize Chris Brown had it right, he just didn’t have the balls to go all the way and rip her cunt throat out so that we don’t have to listen to her anymore….
Megan Fox did some photoshoot for the NY Times. Since I don’t read the newspaper, as I like to stay as ignorant as possible in politics and curret affairs, partially because I don’t give a fuck and also because shit is boring, but most importantly it is really just depressing and we can’t do anything about it, so we might as well just ignore it and live in our bubble until we all die of brain cancer from our cell phones, or get blown the fuck up by nuclear attacks, or maybe from biological warfare like H1N1, or even when the sun burns the fuck out in 2012…..
So I had no idea they were turning their newspapers into “Lad rags” or whatever they call those UK magazines where bitches get naked and that made people like Katie Price famous.
I know the closest thing I ever got to this in my weekly newspaper back when I pretended to be a normal member of society in ’89 was the Sears leaflet lingerie section, and by the looks of these Megan Fox pics, it looks like that’s where she pulled these ill-fitting panties from, or maybe they are from her dead grandmother’s closet, which is equally unattractive.
But you love her and I’m posting it cuz Megan Fox in panties, even ill-fitting vintage panties, it’s better than my wife at her best, which isn’t saying much but is saying something….
Internet Marketer Tila Tequila is desperate as fuck for attention because the world has caught onto the lie that has been fed to them by the media and realized she’s nothing more than a fake titty whore who was in the right place at the right time and has no business being on TV or in Movies or really to have any celebrity. She is just a bitch who played the interenet properly by getting the most myspace friends, since people on myspace approved her friend request cuz she was half naked, and when mainstream media moved onto the internet and didn’t understand the internet, they assumed she was marketable and not just a useless idiot. They thought she was the fucking internet and they made her famous…..but thankfully that came to an end and now bitch is just alone and struggling, delusional about her celebrity and fanbase.
Most importantly she is getting naked live on webcam, doing what attention craving whores do before they forget that their purpose in life is nothing more than a webcam girl pretending to pay her way through college and the funniest thing in all this is that only 1,000 people bothered watching her.
I think more people would watch me naked on cam, just proving how fucking useless and irrelevant this bitch is despite how many “Twitter” followers she “has”….I think live feed of her killing herself is going to be her grand finale….
I found the girl who played the voice of some Disney character on Facebook thru some guy I hate but who I am facebook friends with….I recognized her name because I’ve seen pictures of her in a thong, so I added her. She ignored me and I hate being ignored, so I wrote her this message….
I wasn’t sure if you were the voice of LILO, but now that I know you are, I totally get why you are snobbin me, I mean taking part in such a life changing movie with such an important role really justifies being a cunt.
What a fuckin joke. You’re a fucking joke.
I’m not sure which grandparent has has been feeding your ego with how proud they are of your “accomplishments” but you need to relax and realize you are insignificant.
With love, send nudes….
Stitch…
She still ignored me, even with that personalized message. Unbelievable….
This girl is some 20 year old model from Australia who started modeling when she was 14. She is apparently a lesbian who is dating some MTV VJ I’ve never heard of and won’t bother looking up named Ruby Rose or some shit and these are supposed to be pictures of her “heroin” trackmarks.
This story has already been done, we’ve all seen the movie and read the wikipedia page, her name was GIA and Angelina Jolie got naked in the fucking movie.
I hate this cliche bullshit, it’s so typical, why can’t a model who gets paid to do pretty much nothing but sit around do something good with their life, like save AIDS babies instead of being so self involved and self absorbed that they become the AIDS babies who need saving thanks to dirty needles and homosex.
Who cares. She deserves to die for being such an idiot.
On a sidenote, it is very possible that these are just lesbian scatches or battle wounds from lesbian sex or lesbian fights or maybe it is from her pet cat who got overexcited when they were playing and that really changes the whole dynamic of this post, but I am down with the heroin in the fashion industry theory cuz it’s a better angle….so I’m sticking to it…
I guess when you’re a bottom feeding popstars who accidentally got confused for superstars you have to dress like other bottom feeding popstars who got confused for superstars, in some kind of tight dress for your sloppy ass, but I could be wrong, I did hear these two are good friends since they have so much in common and they probably picked this up together, but I have a feeling it’s got more to do with the fashion designer sending his dress off to as many famous people as possible and these cunts were the only ones who got excited about a free dress since they are both trash who crawled out of the trashcan to become whatever the fuck they are now….
Here is Katy Perry wearing the same outfit yesterday….which may excite you if you like your sloppy popstar pussy dressed the same…
