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2009

22

Oct

Dog the Bounty Hunter’s Wife Has Big Tits of the Day

Florida lookin’ trash Dog the Bounty Hunter’s wife has pretty big tits. Sure she’s a fat pig of a woman, but seriously, she could be a fat pig of a woman with small tits, making her almost worth jerking off to, and the real nice thing about them is that she’s given her disgusting fat tits a name “BeBe”, amazing. It is people like her who have double breastedly changed the biggest bra size in the lingerie section at Sears, or Wal Mart, where I always seem to find myself, from DD to F’s and fucking G’s and despite never really understanding my friends being all about the big tits, no matter what the rest of the body looks like, because I have a fat wife and know that any tit can’t compensate for the filth I hae to put up with, but I’d make the exception for this whore, cuz I feel like switching my sexual fantasies up as the whole hot bodied, tight teenage girls is played out….and trust me when i say, I don’t actually mean that.

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Dog the Bounty Hunter|wife

2009

22

Oct

Tina Jordan and Her Stupid Fake Tits of the Day

It always amazes me when I see that women like this actually exist. The good news is that she does exactly what you would assume she does and that is whores herself for the little attention and money she can, whether by dating Hugh Heffner and getting into Playboy back in the early 2000s, or doing pictorial’s for SPLAT magazine for paintball enthusiasts, or bottom feeding reality shows like the surreal life, making her charicature of a real person pretty acceptable, but it still amazes me when I see that people like this actually exist….so fuck you.

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Fake Tits|Tina Jordan

2009

22

Oct

Kim Kardashian Dressed Like a Fat Exotic Animal for her Birthday of the Day

The BIG news today is that Kim Kardashian is squeezed her fat ass into a tight dress for her birthday that is pretty much advertising hat she’s no longer a spring chicken and is just one year away from 30, not that anyone could think of her as a spring chicken, since we are all tainted by the screenshots her getting fucked by some black dude in video…..and when a girl fucks a black dude in video, you know she’s been thru a whole lot of other dudes first.

This wasn’t a losing my viriginity lets document the shit for future references and memories so I can show my kid, it was the type of situation where she let a motherfucker piss on her and I don’t know about you, but most girls need to be pretty well practiced in the pussy to let a motherfucker piss on them and the sex tape was more a “let’s generate some buzz, make some money, follow Paris’ lead and do all that shit because I have no shame and I am a whore” and everyone knows pornstars start out sluts before doing porn…

Either way, she’s a fat slob of a woman with a dirty cunt who is too old to jerk off to but some of you like her, so here are the pics.

Pics via Bauer and via Fame

Posted in:Animal Print|Fat|Kim Kardashian

2009

22

Oct

Gwen Stefani Shows Off Her Bra Strap of the Day

If you can get off to a girl’s bra strap, you’ve got some serious fucking issues. I don’t even think I got boners over bra straps when I was 12, perverted and very easily excitable and that was a time that even the idea of a lacey piece of strappy clothing designed to hold a woman’s breast like it is a hand would be something I found desperate and I used to cum just sitting on the vibrating bus seat..

But I’d rather you get off to Bra Stra than Gwen Stefani, because if you can get off to Gwen Stafani, you’ve real serious fucking issues far greater than getting off to lacey clothing items designed to hold a breast tenderly because she’s built like a fucking dude. I was watching MTV when she broke into the industry with her abs of fucking steal and ripped dude body, and I knew then, like I know today that you can dress a dude up like a girl but that shit doesn’t make dude a girl.

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Bra|Gwen Stefani

2009

22

Oct

American Idol Chick I Wanted to Fuck of the Day

I watched American Idol for one season, not because I liked it, but because I had nothing else to do on Thursdays night, since it was back when I was working and didn’t have the luxury of going to the bar til 5 am like I do on Thursdays now.

I got really into the competition, not a moment I was proud of, but I’d sit their in excitement wondering if Ruben Studdard was going to die of a heart attack or if he would just eat all the other contestents to win by default, in a fuck the vote cuz I’ve got the hunger and appetite to win kind of way.

The only pussy on the show that I remember on the show was Clay Aiken’s and this rocker whore, so needless to say before she got eliminated she was the only one I could really fantasize about my cock being the mic and when she got kicked off, I was just left with Clay and he’s not really my type..

Either way, she’s not as dead as her career is and here’s the proof.

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:American Idol|Kimberly Caldwell|Tits

2009

22

Oct

Caroline D’Amore is a Nobody, But She’s Got a Ripped Dress of the Day

I really don’t want to write about Caroline D’Amore, because she’s a fucking joke and her only claim to fame was going to Paris Hilton’s beach party a few years ago and that her dad owns 3 pizza restaurants.

She’s seriously a fucking nobody, but in being a nobody trying to be a somebody, she’s tried to do the whole DJ circuit to get seen, which is some serious bottom feeding, but not as low as her alternative plan being Celine Dion’s impersonator on Hollywood BLVD.

I have had the pleasure of meeting this cunt on more than one occassion, the first time when laughing at her as she DJed a few years ago, making her kill her set and try to get me beat up by the faggot rich kid pussy who booked her and when I told her who I was she changed her tune, hugged me, told her faggot rich kid pussy bodyguard to back off and thanked me for writing about her cameltoe, because I guess no one else writes about her and we all know anyone who thanks me for coverage is SERIOUSLY fucking desparate.

Years later, I decided to fuck with her on Facebook and coincidentally my account got deleted, it turns out her boyfriend’s a bigshot at Facebook so I officially hate her, but when I see a piece of tacky trash walking around with her dress all shredded the fuck up, I can’t help but post the shit, because that’s the kind of battle wounds I appreciate, especially on a cunt I want to punch in her ugly Celine Dion face.

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Caroline D'Amore|Trash

2009

22

Oct

Rebecca Gayheart’s Baby Hasn’t Been Run Over By Someone on their Cellphone of the Day

I’ve decided to document the life of Rebecca Gayheart’s baby from clump of shit in her uterus to annoying baby, to healthy active toddler to elementary school kid and by then I’ll either be dead or the site will be dead or maybe, if she will have run over her kid while pulling out of the garage, because karma is bittersweet and because Rebecca Gayheart’s car has a histoy of running over and killing a kid years ago.

Sure she got off, but the kid’s family didn’t, it would really only be fair. If anything, I feel like she’s mocking that family, showing them how happy she is getting on with life, while they still celebrate their baby’s birthday every year…at the cemetary.

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Baby Bump|Rebecca Gayheart

2009

22

Oct

Brody Jenner and his Playboy Trash of the Day

Jayde Nicole is a piece of trash whore. I’ve seen her in interview with her mom and they lived in a pretty shitty fucking house, in a pretty shitty neighborhood, and she clearly didn’t have a father, and her mother was clearly proud how far her little baby took the body the mother gave her and sucked dick in parking lots to afford to feed, because when it comes to doing pretty low hanging things to get paid or famous or a rich boyfriend getting naked in pictures doesn’t have shit on sucking dick in parking lots and here she is living the fuckin’ poor chick dream.

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Brody Jenner|Playboy

2009

22

Oct

Reporter Wants You to Ride the Cooch Train of the Day

This is a good video to start the day, because seeing reporters fuck up on TV is funny, since someone’s failure always makes us feel good about ourselves because we fail all the fucking time at most things we do, especially when they are on TV and we’re clearly too bored and lonely to not be watching the news everynight when you get home from work, because the newscasters seem to be the only people willing to talk to you, even if it thru the TV….and when the failure is saying something that isn’t what you would normally hear on TV, like a swear word or something perverted it is that much funnier, so watch this and help do your part in making it do the internet rounds….

Posted in:Reporter Fuck Up

2009

21

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

I went to a kid’s movie alone earlier today, I figured it would be a great place to meet a future wife, because my wife is 300 lbs and I doubt she is going to be around all that much longer, and I figured single mom’s are really easy to seduce, mainly because I have done it before and I’m confident with that target market, because they are holding on from a thread in their misery lookin’ for any escape possible, and I am totally cool with lying to them and their mangled pussy. I can practically taste the sweet taste of child support from their ex husbands who left them for younger, hotter pussy that I intend on financing my life with and it tastes really fucking good.

My other option was to see paranormal activity but I refuse to buy into the hype that I know is hype and that I know is bullshit, cuz the only 15,000 dollar movie that can scare me is a documentary on AIDS that interviews bitches I’ve fucked who happen to be HIV positive and who I didn’t know were HIV positive, leading me to sleepless fuckin nights contemplating whether I should get tested or just have unprotected sex with random girls and wait for them to call me with their results one day….

Life is so complicated.

Here are my stepLINKS….

Funny Sex Toy Instructional Video
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A Pole Dancing Video That Doesn’t Involve Some Slut Falling on Her Ass
Or a Fat Chick Is Always Welcome in My Life
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The 9 Hottest Egyptian Women
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Kayden Kross Showin Off One of Her Hot Slutty Outfits…
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The Klingon Rap Will Make You Want to Pop and Lock
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Eva Longoria’s Side Boob is as Good a Marketing Tool as Any, No?
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Sofia Hyatt’s See Through Dress is More Than See Through….Throwback
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Man, As Time Goes On Mischa Barton is Getting fucking WEIRD Looking
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The Movie American Psycho Makes More Sense Then Ever Now That Christian Bale
Revealed Who He Used As Inspiration for Patrick Bateman
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Because My Week Has Been a Piece of Shit and I’m Guessing Yours Has As Well
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Lego Pop Up Book is as Much Pointless as It is AMAZING!
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Fat Kid Stuck in a Skateboard Bowl AHAAHAHAHAHA – VIDEO
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A Flowchart to Determine What Religion You Should Follow
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I guess After A Fear of Fuckign a Hockey Team, You Eventually Turn Into The Net….Cuz Hilary Duff Looks Fucking Boxy as a Motherfucker….with hard nipples
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striptease of the Day
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Cousin Balkie Hates Tom Cruise Cause He’s a Closet Homo-Homophobe
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Ughhh Peaches Geldof is So Gross and Here She is in Her Underwear
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Hilary Duff Looks Like a Possibly Bastard Child of the Little People Big World Midgets With Her Unproportioned Body
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Lookin’ Good Carnie Wilson, Glad to See All That Dieting Paid Off
And By Paid Off I Mean You’re a Fatter Pig Than Ever
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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A Shitload of People Getting It In in Various Las Vegas Elevators – VIDEO
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Hot Moments on Italian TV – VIDEO
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Next Time Make Sure Those Screws Are Tightened – VIDEO
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Things Don’t Get Much Better Than a Lesbian Shower Scene
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You Know I Think La Toya Jackson is Nuts and All, But Her Theory Behind Michael Jackson’s Death Actually Seems Plausiable
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Jayme Langford is the Type of Redhead You Fantasize About
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Watch These 5 British Chicks Beat the Fuck Out of a Brit Soldier – VIDEO
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The 3 Minute Whiskey Drinker – VIDEO
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Alessandra Ambrosio = 1 Lindsay Lohan = 0
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Rhian Emma and Leah topless
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She’s a Perky Amateur Addition to Your Day
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Meet Gwen
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Who is Rhona Mitra And Why Don’t I Have Any Nudes of Her?
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Some Self-Shots Always Seem to Make a Bad Day Better
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Lacey Has That Innocence About Her, But She is Anything But…
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Phoenix Marie Shakes Her Big Wet Ass
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Kelly is Just Floating Around
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Heidi Montage is a Self Entitled Cunt and I Hate Her
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the StepLINKS Aren’t the StepLINKS Without a Little Daily Japanese Craziness
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Who Wants to Buy Whitney Houston’s Crack House – Err – Mansion?
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The Dissolving Bikini Seems Like a Much Needed Scientific Breakthrough – VIDEO
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The 20 Most Hilarious Scare Prank Videos
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And More Proof That Hilary Duff is a Un-Proportioned Midget
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FAMOUS CURSES IN ENTERTAINMENT
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1994 Pink Latex Ass
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SONYA IS A HOT FUCKIN’ HO WITH BIG TITS WHO LOVES TO GET NAKED AND SHOW HER PUSSY ON THE BEACH!
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BONUS VIDEO AMATEUR BEDROOM STRIP SHOW

Posted in:stepLINKS