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2009

23

Oct

Lohan Takes Her Hot Tits Shopping of the Day

Lohan may look like a corpse or at least like something about to be a corpse thanks to her hard living but at least she’s the kind of corpse you don’t have to be a necrophiliac would like to stick his dick in, because let’s face it, she’s still got her tits, and even though I am not that much of a tit guy, I can still appreciate that people can take away her career, her status as a celebrity, her attempt at fashion design, but they cna’t take away her tits, so she’ll not only have a back up career plan if needed, but as long as she’s still got her tits, she’s got a fan in me no matter how rotton she smells.

Here she is shopping.

Pics via INFphoto
Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Lindsay Lohan|Shopping|Tits

2009

23

Oct

Lily Allen Performs Without Pants of the Day

Lily Allen followed the lead of all the other popstars she isn’t as famous, talented or successful as and showed up to her performance with no pants on. I don’t know how I think about it, because fat chicks in one piece bathing suits aren’t really something I like to celebrate, it’s kinda the thing that pisses me off the most when I hit up the public pool, thinking I’ll be greeted by hot bikini clad bitches handing me luxurious cocktails, but that never happens, cuz the public pool attract poverty and the elderly, but I guess if you’re at a Lily Allen concert, you’re life’s already at a whole new low and seeing a fat bitch in a bathing suit is probably the least of your worries….

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Lily Allen|One Piece|Performs

2009

23

Oct

Paris Hilton and Her Useless Tits of the Day

I hate Paris Hilton and I vowed to never post about her again, but I never do what I set my mind to, I actually think I am one of the more inconsistent people I know, but then again I don’t know all that many people, so when she brought out her tits in a push up bra everything I had set my mind to went out the fucking window and here are those miserable pics of this nasty looking whore and they unfortunately remind me that I hate myself and have no self control…

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Pics via Fame

Posted in:cleavage|Paris Hilton|Tits

2009

23

Oct

Miranda Kerr Old Topless Pic of the DAy

I was just talking to someone about how some girls get naked and it advances their career, while other girls get naked and can’t get into school or land jobs and are forced to be lowlife strippers, prostitutes, pornstars or whores and I guess Miranda Kerr proves that if you’re going to go out and get naked pics of yourself taken, make sure they are in black and white, cuz that way you can pretend they are artistic and not just a bitch whoring out for attention…Here is that pic….

Posted in:Miranda Kerr|Topless

2009

22

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

I just woke up from a four hour nap. I think I am unhealthy but that’s not the bad news. The bad news is that I won’t be having an orgy tonight. I won’t be in a hot tub with a bunch of women, not even a bunch of ugly women, not ever 2 ugly women. But I am hoping to drink enough so that cold, hard, boring truth doesn’t bother me as much as this picture does right now and while I do that, here are some links to entertain yourself with.

Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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That Giant Bottle of Moet Isn’t Distracting from ScarJos Tits
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Lovin’ The Tits on Candace Rae
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ZOMG!!! KIDZ OF THE 90’S LUV TEH INTORWEBZ!!!
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Kardashian Sister Upskirts
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Seriously, Madonna is Getting Weirder Looking By the Day
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Maybe This Mexican Weather Slut is Some Distant Relative of Mine
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Because you Need a Helping Hand to Get You Through the Last
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How Awesome is Pulp Fiction With a LAUGH TRACK?!
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One Night Stand – VIDEO
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Winehouse’s Dad Loves Her New Tits as Much as We Do
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From the Desk of He-Man, Master of the Universe
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Stripfilm of the Day
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There May Be a David Letterman Sex Tape Floating Around
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Gerard Butler is Banging Jessica Simpson
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Elizabeth Hurley is a Ferocious Cougar and I Love Her
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Taylor Momsen is Sluttin’ It Up
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Jana Just Loves Her Pussy
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THIS MONSTER SEAGULL WILL EAT YOUR FACE – VIDEO
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How To: Overdose on Drugs
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Roomate in the Shower
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Orgasm By Fucking Machine
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Lucy Liu is Pretty Much Naked!!
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Adele Stephens is Just…Wow
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LADIES: In What Trimester Do You Stop Going to Night Clubs and Dressing Like a Hooker
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Some Big Brother UK Tits Are Falling All Over the Place
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Dasha is Busty and I Like It
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Brianna Lee is Taking It All Off
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Willa Holland Isn’t Jailbait Anymore, Let the Games Begin
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Some Ex Girlfriend Amateur Shots
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Evie is the Voluptuous Type
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Brianna Wants to Show You How She Can Shake That Ass
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Ice-Skating Bears Aren’t So Funny When They Attack You
(With Skating Bear Footage)
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SWEET! More African Pirates!
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What To Do on a Date – VIDEO
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Say What You Want, Cause He’s Got All The Bitches
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Some Aria Giovanni is Always Good
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Candice Michelle Looks Damn Good In A Bikini
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All the Members of the Rat Pack Had Bigger Penises Than You Do
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Sophie Monk is Surfing in a Bikini
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RACHEL IS A NUDE MODEL WHOSE BODY IS PERFECT, AND WHOSE FACE IS BEGGING FOR A CUP OF MY SPLUGE!
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A Month in an RV with Man Sized Rag Doll
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BONUS VIDEO – YOUNG AMATEUR BEDROOM STRIPPER IN PINK

Posted in:stepLINKS

2009

22

Oct

Ashlee Simpson Shows Off her Mom Ass of the Day

Ashlee Simpson proves that you can bounce back after getting knocked up when you are under 25, with a bi-sexual weirdo who won’t fuck you ever again now that he’s reproduced once and got that job done and got what he wanted, allowing him to stick to sticking it to boys the way his weird bi-sexual ass likes.

I guess her faster metabolism plays a part in getting her body skinny enough to want to fuck, but I lik to think it is just a combination of not eating and working out, that stems from the insecurity that a woman gets when the man they marry won’t fuck them after having his baby,making her think she’s disgusting and not good enough and trying to be proactive about it instead of killing herself over it or realizing it is really it is all because he just likes dick better that a ravaged pussy he saw throw up a baby.

Either way, I like to think a skinny Ashlee Simpson is some of Pete Wentz’s best work yet.

pics via INFphoto

Posted in:Ashlee Simpson|Ass|Shopping

2009

22

Oct

Chelsy Davy Shows Off Her Legs of the Day

I have posted pictures of Chelsy Davy in a Bikini and I’ve posted some hacked facebook pictures of Chelsy Davy Hacked Facebook Bikini and Fish Pics so I know a bit about her, like that she is a rich kid who dated one of the Prince’s in England, but who is no longer dating him….

So these are pictures of Chelsy Davy demonstrating that if you use your vagina to fuck yourself into Royalty because your rich family just isn’t high enough on the social ladder because Royalty is the top of the fucking charts, over the course of a couple of years before your plan fails and that Royal motherfucker moves onto fresher pussy…..the paparazzi care about who and what you do, where you go and how drunk or high you are…..because I guess they just can’t let go and move on as easily as the Prince can.

Here are those pics, not that I care or anything….I just don’t know what else to do with myself…

Pics via Fame and pics via INFphoto

Posted in:Chelsy Davy|Legs

2009

22

Oct

Dog the Bounty Hunter’s Wife Has Big Tits of the Day

Florida lookin’ trash Dog the Bounty Hunter’s wife has pretty big tits. Sure she’s a fat pig of a woman, but seriously, she could be a fat pig of a woman with small tits, making her almost worth jerking off to, and the real nice thing about them is that she’s given her disgusting fat tits a name “BeBe”, amazing. It is people like her who have double breastedly changed the biggest bra size in the lingerie section at Sears, or Wal Mart, where I always seem to find myself, from DD to F’s and fucking G’s and despite never really understanding my friends being all about the big tits, no matter what the rest of the body looks like, because I have a fat wife and know that any tit can’t compensate for the filth I hae to put up with, but I’d make the exception for this whore, cuz I feel like switching my sexual fantasies up as the whole hot bodied, tight teenage girls is played out….and trust me when i say, I don’t actually mean that.

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Dog the Bounty Hunter|wife

2009

22

Oct

Tina Jordan and Her Stupid Fake Tits of the Day

It always amazes me when I see that women like this actually exist. The good news is that she does exactly what you would assume she does and that is whores herself for the little attention and money she can, whether by dating Hugh Heffner and getting into Playboy back in the early 2000s, or doing pictorial’s for SPLAT magazine for paintball enthusiasts, or bottom feeding reality shows like the surreal life, making her charicature of a real person pretty acceptable, but it still amazes me when I see that people like this actually exist….so fuck you.

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Fake Tits|Tina Jordan

2009

22

Oct

Kim Kardashian Dressed Like a Fat Exotic Animal for her Birthday of the Day

The BIG news today is that Kim Kardashian is squeezed her fat ass into a tight dress for her birthday that is pretty much advertising hat she’s no longer a spring chicken and is just one year away from 30, not that anyone could think of her as a spring chicken, since we are all tainted by the screenshots her getting fucked by some black dude in video…..and when a girl fucks a black dude in video, you know she’s been thru a whole lot of other dudes first.

This wasn’t a losing my viriginity lets document the shit for future references and memories so I can show my kid, it was the type of situation where she let a motherfucker piss on her and I don’t know about you, but most girls need to be pretty well practiced in the pussy to let a motherfucker piss on them and the sex tape was more a “let’s generate some buzz, make some money, follow Paris’ lead and do all that shit because I have no shame and I am a whore” and everyone knows pornstars start out sluts before doing porn…

Either way, she’s a fat slob of a woman with a dirty cunt who is too old to jerk off to but some of you like her, so here are the pics.

Pics via Bauer and via Fame

Posted in:Animal Print|Fat|Kim Kardashian