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2009

26

Oct

Perverted Granny Gets Charged for Banging a 12 Year old Of the Day

You know what happens when a motherfucker fucks a 12 year old girl, we get charged for fucking life, and when we are in prison for life in prison, we get beat the fuck down on a daily basis for being a child molester, and you know what, rightfully so, because I agree with that shit, fucking a 12 year old is really sick and you have to be pretty fucking twisted to get off to that, let alone set the fucking scene to make a 12 year old want to fuck you back, just getting laid by an adult who wants to fuck and likes to fuck takes a lot of effort and seduction, so despite how convenient the no period / no pregnancy may seem alright in theory, but they are really just kids and need to be left to be kids.

But when a 55 year old who based on this video, I guess is pretending to be 95, with her walker fucks a 12 year old boy, she only gets 5 years as a maximum sentence, where all the other inmates will high five her before prison raping her ass with their tongues, because the 12 year old dick did no damage to her dying pussy, making it more fun to fist. I was 12 once and I probably would have wanted to get raped by an older woman, cuz the girls my age didn’t have tits yet, but it is definitely not a service when dealing with the nightmares and sexual issues that will haunt a mother for life because of the horrible memories of her dying body on all fours and shit…disgusting.

Posted in:Granny|Pervert|Sex With Kids

2009

26

Oct

Katy Perry Birthday Bullshit of the Day

I am friends with Mark Cobrasnake, so I want to say that I am not going to hold the fact that he went to Katy Perry’s cheesy birthday party where he looked like he was having the time of his life amongst people I hate, like Perez Hilton and Katy Perry, because I’m going to tell myself shit was just an act for some exclusive pics he can sell to the paparazzi for a couple hundred thousand dollars, because that would be the only acceptable reason anyone I know or like would put himself in this kind of horrible situation.

The only thing worth caring about when it comes to a Katy Perry birthday party filled with L.A. idiot scensters who collectively feed their egos for being allowed in the event and her ego for suckin’ her dick while at her event, is her tits, because tits sometimes have the power to make me forget how much of an unattractive lame piece of garbage cunt this Katy Perry asshole who managed to trick the world into thinking she has talent better than me is….

Here are the pics to start off the week.

Pics via CobraSnake

Posted in:Birthday|Bullshiit|Katy Perry

2009

23

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

< I wanted to diversify how I spend the day, because everyday is kinda feeling the fucking same, and that's a real tragedy considering I don't have a fucking job and should be taking advantage of good times all the time no matter how depressed or lazy I got. So, I decided to write a children's book. It started out okay, but figured when the main character's dad hired a hooker for him to have his first sexual experience to ensure he doesn't grow up to be a faggot, I realized that I probably wouldn't be signing any publishing deals, I won't have the saturday morning cartoon and I won't have bed sheets depicting my genius.....so I gave up. Now I am working on an exercise DVD, which is going to be another failure, since I am fat and can hardly walk up stairs, but figure it worked for Kim Kardashian and sure as hell won't work for me, because black guys don't want to fuck my ass and that's probably a very good thing.... Another good thing are my stepLINKS, but before you click on them, I want you to take off your pants, or lift up your skirt, touch your fucking toes or try to grab your angles and count to ten, yeah baby, that's what I'm talking about.... Here are the stepLINKS....

When Sexy Dances Go Wrong – VIDEO
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Recession? What Recession?! Pam Anderson is Lining Her Pool in PLATINUM
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Because Spending Friday Night Alone Isn’t So Bad When You’ve Got Yourself for Entertainment
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Hopefully Tara Reid’s New Job Involves Her Taking Off That Little Black Dress
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Jesus Christ Bail Bonds!!)
(And No, That’s Not Jesus Christ, Bail Bonds!!
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This Video Making Fun of This Girl Who is All Fucker Up From the Flu Shot is Horrible, But Amazing
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Marisa Tomei Has Hard Nipples
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Some Shamwow Spoof Outtakes
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Anna Hatheway is Either Super Boring or Super Sexy and Today She is the Latter
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5 Classic Horror Films Reviewed By You At Ages 10 and 24
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Sienna Miller Should Really Just Get Naked Cause That Is All She is Good For
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Striptease of the Day
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Shauna Sand is Selling Her Tits On Ebay. Seriously
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Rachel Bilson and Kristen Bell Are a Pretty Good Lesbian Sex Fantasy
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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How Awesome Would an Evan Rachel Wood-Dita Von Tease Cat Fight Be?
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I’ve Been Wondering Where Carmen Electra Was At
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Katarina Ivanovska for Women’secret Lingerie Collection
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Ivette is By the Pool
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David Cross Did Coke Near the President and Good For Him For Telling the World
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Bikini Contest Surprise – VIDEO
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Sexy Beauty Plays With Her Toy in the Bathroom
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Altea is Sexy in Lace Panties
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Next Time You Are Bored, SWING KING Your Buddies Ass – VIDEO
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Some Office Notes That Make ME Happy I Will Never Work in an Office, Ever
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Jessica Simpson Confirms What We Knew All Alonge
Yes, She is Retarded
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Some Shakira Bikini Throwbacks
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Rosie Jones and Her Big Tits in Nuts Magazine
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Temptation Carwash!! Video!!! Pics!!! The Goods!!!
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Sabrina Ferilli in a Bikini – Throwback
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Erica Takes Off Her Green Lingerie
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Best Of: Amateurs and Ex-GFs
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Jordan Price and Hannah West Get Together
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Down the Hatch She Goes
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17 Michael Jackson Costumes Creepier than the Real Thing
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MARYSE LOOKS LIKE PAM ANDERSON AT 24, NAKED, WITH THE THE MOST PERFECT TITS AND PUSSY YOU CAN IMAGINE
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Simi is Pretty in Pink
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Some Vintage Dita Von Tease Lesbian (Kinda) Photoshoot
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When Idiots Explode Themselves – VIDEO
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Have a Drink, On Me
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Vanilla Ice is Working Again – VIDEO
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Lookin Good Sweetheart
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The Wrestler Grindhouse Recut – VIDEO
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ARIA GIOVANNI HAS THE SWEETEST LOOKING PUSSY I’VE EVER SEEN (AND I’VE SEEN A LOT OF ‘EM)!
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David Cross Did Cocaine With Obama…
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The Picture May be Blurry, But This Model’s Got LEgs
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2009

23

Oct

Michele Nordin Nude Red Velvet of the Day

Her name is Michele Nordin. She’s a Brazilian actress who has made her way to America-The Land of Opportunity. She’s been in Californication, The King of Queens, That 70s Show, and other crap and now she is doing soft core porn.

The truth is that we need these misguided bottom feeding actresses desperate for fame because they are the ones who get naked. They are the ones who feel like they have something to prove and will do anything it fucking takes to get her where she needs to be to pay her rent. She made the move to America after being told how hot they are all their lives and now they are the ones willing to get naked like little whores to simulate sex in movies I’ve never heard of. So I’m not going to hate on her for that or for being the kind of girl who wouldn’t have fucked me back in high school, I am just life dealt her the cards she deserved and really only because I like seeing chicks get naked. If we laughed at her for this “failure” in her life, that’s a win in our lives, it’d be kinda gay, let’s just try to not make her any more famous so she does more roles like this….

Posted in:Michele Nordin|Nude|Red Velvet

2009

23

Oct

Elsa Pataky in a One Piece Bathing Suit on Set of the Day

If you’re wondering what happened to Elsa Pataky, the Spanish chick from Snakes on a Plane, because it was such a revolutionary movie that you watched over and over again because you have nothing else to do with your time, it turns out she was fucking Adrien Brody’s nose, probably in hopes of it leading to better roles than Snake on a Plane, but they’ve broke up and now she’s walking around on set in a one-piece, which may not be naked, but is better than nothing which is probably the same rationale she had when she took that role in Snakes on a Plane, cuz I guess shit may have been better than nothing….

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Elsa Pataky|One Piece

2009

23

Oct

Kirstin Cavallari Hits the Gym of the Day

I like to laugh at Kristin Cavallari, not because she’s Kristin with an “i”, which is fucking obnoxious in and of itself, but I guess it differentiates her from all the other Kristen’s who spell their names like they’re supposed to, you know since she’s an individual or some shit, but because she had the balls to think think she was bigger and better than her MTV fake reality show and walked only to come back when the money started drying up and she realized it is all she’s good for.

It’s almost like the time my favorite stripper at one of the clubs I used to frequent told me she was going to move to LA to be an actress, and my cynicism laughed in her face, in a “yeah, that’s gonna work out for you, see you next week when you get back” kinda way, and sure enough 6 months later, there she was, back on stage, only about 10 years older because the guy she had met who promised her the LA career, was actually a pimp and she spent those months on drugs and whoring herself……only to come back where she left off, substantially more damaged than she was before, all because of an insane fucking dream….only Cavallari just isn’t as hot…and probably doesn’t have as good of a stage show….

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Gym|Kristin Cavallari

2009

23

Oct

Anna Beatriz Barros Photoshoot for DT Magazine of the Day

Here is the last standing Brazilian models we all went nuts for the last decade thanks to Victoria’s Secret kidnapping them from their lives, stripping them into their underwear and bikinis and taking pictures of them to share with all of us. I call her the last standing Brazilian model because I think on of the other ones is a man and the other is a mom, so enjoy this bitch while it lasts, and that’s all I have to say about that.

Posted in:Anna Beatriz Barros|DT Magazine|Photoshoot

2009

23

Oct

Mel B Brought Her Tits to Some Movie Premiere of the Day

I don’t know what kind of movie this Dead Man Running is, but I do know that the premiere seemed to be a who’s who in nobodies, it was like the paparazzi thought a 50 cent movie may bring out someone of substance, someone who would give them a bit of a story, but were instead stuck taking pics of people they didn’t have any idea who they were or what they did.

They were probably talking amongst themselves thru their thick paparrazzi immigrant accents, saying shit like “I think the one with the tits was a Spice Girl” or some shit and I don’t really know since I wasn’t invited and since I don’t speak paparazzi, but I can tell you this, the movie Dead Man Running will not be winning any Oscars this year, so maybe Mel B’s fake tits are the only prize it will get…which is a pretty shitty prize….but good enough for this site….

Here are a couple other pieces of trash who helped make the Dead Man Running Premiere all the more classy….

Lisa Maffia

Jo-Emma Larvin

Pics via Fame

Posted in:cleavage|Lisa Maffia|Mel B|Tits

2009

23

Oct

Sophie Monk Working Out Her Sloppy Body in Tights of the Day

Sophie Monk was working out in as little clothes possible for shit to not fully scream a publicity stunt, until she decided to do what any bottom feeding attention whore would do and call the paparazzi to come and snap off some pics of her, because I guess she’s been working out or at least staying fit since her body is really all she has to offer and she figures if the paparazzi send out the pics, maybe people will post them and maybe producers who already know and ignore the fact she exists, will change their tune on her and give her work, despite her having no talent.

I guess the only thing we can learn from Sophie Monk and her hanging on to whatever she has as hard as she can is that delusions can take us across the world and into the bed of random popstars and in turn into a household name, cuz let’s face it, she’s only a somebody cuz of that pussy her pants are so gently squeezing…

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Leggings|Pants|Sophie Monk

2009

23

Oct

Audrina is a Piece of Shit Fake Punk of the Day

Where I am from a whole lot of french trash street kids are obsessed with punk rock. They do the whole squeegee punk bullshit where they don’t wash, wear old band shirts, have stupid dyed hair, bullet shell belts, cargo pants and high boots and piercings, and they are fucking obsessed with The Exploited.

When I used to go to punk shows, because they were cheap and we were encouraged to puke and piss on each other while high on random drugs, before we’d beat the fuck out of each other at night and smash chairs on each other, only to be best friends latter than night when we went back to squat in some random’s apartment and talk about how much we hate the government and love anarchy, I fucked one of these Old School French punk chicks.

She had half her head shaved, the other half of her head tattooed, she dressed in dirty clothes and a leather jacket with a fucking Exploited patch on the sleeve, was missing a tooth and loved smoking but was really sweet and almost sexy despite me hating girls who live on the street and who smell and look like dirty pieces of shit.

She invited me back to her apartment, that turned out to be one room shit hole filled with 15 other dirty people who were passed out, the place stank, but not enough to ruin our moment. We made love under the plastic sheet she must have stole from a constructions site, our bodies against each other, running my hand thru her full pubic hair because I guess punk’s don’t believe in shaving, and fucked the shit out of her, unfortunately she was a fucking psycho who bit me and punched me and scratched the fuck out of my back, she fucked so hard it pretty much ripped my fucking dick off and worst of all, she was on her fucking period and when I was done, and our moment had faded, I was forced to leave covered in blood because they had no running water for me to use to wash up cuz running water isn’t punk.

Here is Audrina being the short legged, Urban Outfitters, Hollywood well-put together version of that punk chick I once loved before she destroyed me, and the whole thing may scream try hard bitch moochin’ off a scene no one should want to mooch off of, but unfortunately shit brought back memories of a better time that otherwise I would have forgotten cuz it was a long time ago, and for that, I guess I need to thank her….

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Audrina Patridge|Punk