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Sara Sampaio Shows Off her Pussy in Tight Pants Under the Guise that it is a Fitness Video of the Day

Industry Flesh Puppet Jessica Alba Propagandizes for the Machine of the Day

Sydney Sweeney is Glamour’s Woman of the Year of the Day

Paige Spiranac Feeling Herself Up of the Day

Margaret Qualley is Hot for an Ugly Chick of the Day

2009

Oct

Jenna Fischer Photoshopped Bikini Pics for Shape Magazine of the Day

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Here is the sloppy pussy that the creator of Spike’s shitty PG-PORN viral videos everyone gets hard over, despite them being as boring as his wife’s body in a bikini even when photoshopped for Shape Magazine…seriously, shit is on some Funny or Die kick that just isn’t funny, but people think is funny, because they think they are supposed to, when the fact is that he’s only doing it because he can make it in actual hollywood since his concepts are so shitty and the only gig he had was as a writer of such classics as Scooby-Doo 2: Monster’s Unleashed. He’s a bottom feeding nobody turning to the internet like he was one of us, when really he is just one of them but all that doesn’t really explain why he’s bottom feeding on this caliber of girl, when I’m sure he could swindle some shit and find a hot college girl he promises fame to, despite not having fame of his own, who will fall for his shit and who looks better than his wife’s bottom feeding pussy that you probably like cuz you are all into The Office since it reminds you of your shitty life….and that’s all I have to say about that.

Posted in:Bikini|Jenna Fischer

2009

Oct

Abigail Clancy in her Bikini for Pepsi of the Day

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In doing marketing right, Pepsi recruited some pretty decent pussy to wear her bikini in hopes of selling product, and that’s a win for me. Sure in America Pepsi and every other corporation is scared to upset the Christian fundamentalists by exploiting girls in their ads, even though they are are supposed to because it’s the oldest marketing trick in the fucking book and who refuse to advertise on my site because I post nudity but not on Playboy’s site because they are “premium” for some fucking reason we call being friends with the advertiser buyers and marketing execs, because America fucking sucks and isn’t about freedom, it’s about controlling the amount of pussy pictures we put out there because we can’t finance hiring a team of pussy posting perverts, you oppressive Jesus loving fucking cowboy pieces of shit.

Posted in:Abigail Clancy|Bikini

2009

Oct

Lo Bosworth Showing Off Her Legs of the Day

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Lo Bosworth was caught in the rain without an umbrella and it was nice to see because the sun has been shining on her life a little too much lately and I don’t find that fair. It’s like doesn’t this bitch really shit horseshoes, or can bad things happen to her, not that getting rained on is that big of a deal, but it would have been nice if her sprint in the rain ended with her getting hit by a car that didn’t see her because visibility was low and because she was in dark clothing and that she didn’t see because she was in too much of a panic from not knowing how to deal with a rainstorm, but I guess that’s too much bad luck to ask for, so we’ll start with the rain and work our way up the list until her peak turns into a deep hole she can’t crawl out of.

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Legs|Lo Bosworth

2009

Oct

The Deep Throat Queen Will Amaze You Then Turn You Homo of the Day

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VIDOE REMOVED FOR BEING ANNOYING….

Seeing an old woman in clothes you’d expect on a young whore, sucking on a huge Dildo to show off the fact that years of sucking dick have destroyed any gag reflex she may have once had, is kinda funny at first before realizing that you have a useless dick that doesn’t take a gag reflex to deep throat, and before realizing she’s pretty fucking disgusting looking. I don’t think this will actually make you gay, but her talent is something only gay guys can really appreciate, because straight guys will be too busy not imagining their dicks in her mouth, cuz she looks like a grandmother – a dick sucking grandmother.

Posted in:Deep Throat Queen|Disgusting

2009

Oct

I Dont’ Get How are These Kardahsian’s are From the Same Vagina of the Day

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What nuclear power plant did the Kardashian mother stand next to when she was pregnant with the monster Khloe, because seriously, these pictures of her standing next to her pregnant sister and totally overpowering her just don’t make sense. I can’t even imagine what kind of vagina this beast is packing but I am sure it is the kind of vagina that can fuck you up the ass.

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Khloe Kardashian|Kourtney Kardashian

2009

Oct

Rebecca Gayheart Kills Babies Just Not Her Babies of the Day

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I would have thought that Rebecca Gayheart had a taste for blood after murdering that kid with her car a few years ago, sure she got off both with the judicial system and in her pants but where I am from a murderer is a fucking murderer and they usually do it again. It’s not one of those one time things, she probably thinks she is above the law, and maybe aborting her fetus or smashing her stomach with a frying pan, doesn’t give her the satisfaction she needs, so she’s waiting this fuckin’ thing out until he’s 8 and she can see his helpless screams as she “accidentally” runs over him while talking on her cell phone for old times. She’s a sick woman who doesn’t deserve a normal life after stealing the life of an innocent child and seeing her do this is pretty much mocking the mother of that poor kid she ran down. Let’s collectively hope she gets hers.

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Baby Killer|Rebecca Gayheart

2009

Oct

Rachel Bilson Stickin’ Out Her Whore Tongue of the Day

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Here are some pictures of Rachel Bilson looking real fucking horrible sticking her tongue out. If you’re wondering why she’s doing it, it is doctor’s orders, she has to air the shit out because she’s spent the last few years rimming her faggot fiance’s ass cuz that’s the only way he can get off with a girl, you know cuz he’s a homo which is probably good for all you Star Wars weirdos who have been fantasizing about tag teaming Bilson with him, because now you that dream is almost a possible reality…

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Rachel Bilson|Tongue

2009

Oct

Audrina in Her Whore Boots of the Day

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Audrina wore boots you’d expect a whore with fake tits to wear so I haven’t really figured out if this is news or just expected, I just know I really didn’t want to give her any attention on the site because I want her to go away, but I’m too insignificant to make a difference and she’s more important than me and as horrible of a realization that is, I’m okay with it because I never had high hopes for myself and that’s all I have to say about that.

Here are some pictures of some more interesting pussy at the party, but only cuz she looks like she’s alive and having a good time….

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Audrina Patridge|Boots|Whore

2009

Oct

George Clooney’s Italian Pussy in a See Thru Dress of the Day

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George Clooney is dating some Italian pussy, because clearly she puts out, since it is good for her career, but unfortunately she’s not quite enough of a whore for me, because she was rockin’ a pair of panties under her see thru dress, making me think if she really wanted to make it, she’d step her shit up a notch, but then I remembered George Clooney owns her, so she’d be pretty set if she stayed clothed and that she’s just doing this see thru shit gratuitously for us to want to fuck her and for that she deserves a fucking Oscar, but first she needs Hollywood to give her some fuckin’ work.

Get on it fuckers.

Pics via Bauer and
Pics via Fame

Posted in:Elisabetta Canalis|George Clooney|Italian|See Thru

2009

Oct

Jayde Nicole is a Piece of Trash of the Day

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Jayde Nicole managed to live out her small town Canadian dream and become someone of real value to the entertainment industry and she did it by getting naked and ending up on Playboy, which opened so many fucking doors for her like Brody Jenner’s cock and a recurring role on the life changing show “The Hills”. I think she even does local event appearances, sues Girls Gone Wild Billionaires for beating her up like her dad would have beat her, if her mother wasnt’t he same kind of whore she is and could keep a man around for more than a couple of weeks and taught her daughter how to use her pussy for success and not for a receptacle like she did and I pretty much hate her since she is trash and smells like trash because she is trash, but the problem is that she doesn’t realize it and I do like me some trash, I just like my trash to know they are trash so that I can fuck their throats and cum on their faces, like trash likes to be treated instead of this phony luxury bullshit this trailer park princess is pullin with her Louis Vuitton purse. Fuck her.

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Jayde Nicole|Trash