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2009

26

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

I should be on the beach staring at asses, instead I am looking the one clean pair of underwear I have in the eye and deciding if I should wear them or not, despite them being women’s underwear. My life is not as great as you’d expect, it’s really fucking gutter but at least I am rich in stepLINKS….

Personally If I Lost a Million Dollars Cause My Bitch Wife Wouldn’t Go Down a
Waterslide I Would Probably Kill the Bitch – VIDEO
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Pam Anderson Really Knows How to Dress for Snowboarding
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I Wish We Got to See More of Amanda Bynes
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Because if Your Weekend Was Half as Bad as Mine Was, Any Escape Will Do
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The 100 Best TV Shows Of The Decade
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A Day at Video Game University
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And More Katy Perry Cleavage
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Okay Noah Cyrus (Baby Sister of Miley Cyrus) Has a Halloween Costume that is Disturbing to Say the Least
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The 7 Best Maury Povich Paternity Result Reactions
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I Love When Britney Busts Out the Slut
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Striptease of the Day
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Grab a Bag to Puke In and Hang On Tight, Cause Sex Tapes Just Got a Whole Lot More Interesting
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Eva Green is Hot in that Trashy, Euro Kind of Way
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Tranny or Not I Think I Would Bang Amber Rose
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Some Miranda Kerr Victoria Secret Business
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Introducing Audrey
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The Worlds Strongest 4 Year Old – VIDEO
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Lesbians in Class
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Jude Law’s Daughter is Already Out on the Ho Stroll
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Is It Weird That a Pam Anderson Shoot Where She Keeps Her Clothes On
Is More Appealing To Me Than When She is Nude
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Silvia Saint is a Naughty, Naughty Girl
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Ahhhhhhh Alessandra Ambrosio in Short Shorts
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Some Slut From Big Brother UK is Letting Her Tits Hang All The Fuck Out
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when Cindy Takes a Shower
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Some Sluts From Coyote Ugly Are On Tour and Here is Some of the Pics
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A Very, Very Nice Bar Rafaeli Cleavage Throwback
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Topless Fake Latina By the Pool…of the Day
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Some Very Lucky Lesbians
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Alexis Texas Shakes Her Booty
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Denise Milani is So Fucking Hot it Hurts
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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THE WINDOWS 7 WHOPPER WILL KILL YOU!
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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The Olsens Still Look Homeless But I Wuld Still Fuck Them, So I Guess Things Are Alright
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31 Rarely-Seen Nirvana Photos and Videos
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Web Cam Slut Gets Herself Off
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NICKY WHELAN HAS THE HOTTEST ASS IN THE ENTIRE WORLD…ESPECIALLY WHEN SHE STICKS IT UP IN THE AIR LIKE THIS!
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Go to the Movies
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2009

26

Oct

Pam Anderson Takes Her Hepatitis Snowboarding in Malibu of the Day

Pam Anderson brought was seen snowboarding with her kid in Southern California, because I guess California is obnoxious like that, you know in a “sure we don’t have snow in Malibu, but we do have rich people who can make anything happen here” kind of way, and she did it in a short skirt, that a few unlucky motherfuckers got to experience a hepatitis pussy first fucking hand and as hot or sexy as she once was, and how decent her body may be now when you plug in all factors of her age and addictions, a pussy that even the most seasoned pervert with a sex addiction dying of AIDS, rockin’ advanced stages of Hepatitis, ravaged by herpes on 40% of his body and crazed by syphilis wouldn’t want to touch….but I would….

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Hepatitis|Legs|Pam Anderson|Tits

2009

26

Oct

Alessandra Ambrosio Post-Pregnancy Body isn’t Bad of the Day

If the average woman bounced back into shape like Ambrosio did after her baby, we’d live in a pretty magical place where the pussy older than 30 would be pussy I’d be willing to fuck, when now shit just grosses me out, especailly when it is hiding in a damp corner of my wife’s really big underwear.

Pics via INFphoto

Posted in:Alessandra Ambrosio|Pregnant

2009

26

Oct

Diddy Masturbating on the Balcony in Rio for Trannies of the Day

Diddy was in Brazil and these are some pictures of him masturbating on his balcony, sure he could be dancing, but whatever motherfucker is doing, I know it involves trannies, whether he is excited he just got with one, or maybe he’s watching one hustle on the street below and he just can’t contain himself, because there’s no way Diddy isn’t a faggot.

Pics via INFphoto

Posted in:Gay|P. Diddy|Puff Daddy|Rio

2009

26

Oct

Anna Faris isn’t Hot n her Shorts and Tight Shirt of the Day

I don’t understand why Anna Faris gets cast as the dumb hot chick in all the movies she gets cast in…or at least the one movie I know of that she’s been in, because following Anna Faris’ career is really something I have any interest in doing, I really don’t have any interest in much more than naked chicks and watching Oprah in McDonald’s because they were smart enough to put TVs in some locations for the elderly folk and me to feel at home drinking their dirt cheap coffee, not that I have a TV at home, but shit is pretty comfortable and a great place to pick up pussy, if grandmothers or fat 14 year old Asian dudes are your thing, since they seem to be the only ones obsessed with the shit, because she is ugly.

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Anna Faris|Shorts|Tight Shirt

2009

26

Oct

Audrina Patridge Shows Off Her Legs of the Day

Audrina was out showing off her stalky whore legs and everyone danced in excitement and by everyone, I mean no one, because even her biggest fans think she’s a waste of fucking space nobody and her only fans are her parents. That’s why they gave her breast implants, because they figured it may open up some doors for her that otherwise would never open, like a career stripping or high class escorting, cuz they couldn’t support her forever. so technically they don’t even count…

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Audrina Patridge|Legs|Shorts

2009

26

Oct

Shenae Grimes Emotionally Eats Cuz She’s a Nobody of the Day

Shenae Grimes is the kind of girl who leaves her small town Canada town behind when she got her first big American job, you know who basically gives everyone she knows the big fuck you, I’ll see you at the Oscars cuz these producers of the shittiest show on TV think I’m fucking awesome, and never talks to any of her old friends again. She lets the “fame” get to her head, the ego get inflated and the delusions that this is just going to pave the way to an long lasting career in life changing movies, when in reality, she’s just got a well paying shitty fucking gig that will lead to a drug addiction when she crawls back to Canada and all her old friends after spending all her money and realizing she is unable to land another paying job without sucking dick on camera….

I have a feeling the tough times are on their way, because here she is emotionally eating like most failures do to get thru the hard times and she doesn’t even look hot in her fall from her peak….

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Eats|Nobody|Shenae Grimes

2009

26

Oct

Miranda Kerr’s Pantyhose Ass in Some Photoshoot of the Day

Miranda Kerr was in a photoshoot that was designed for high fashion, but doubled as pretty alright for the pantyhose fetishists, except for the fact that all the pantyhose fetishists I know are more into wearing pantyhose and jerking off in front of the mirror, than fucking a bitch in a pair of pantyhose, so for them, this picture is to inspire you, you know, for you to get some new ideas on how you should be posing when you’re doing your creepy bullshit and for the rest of you, here’s some hot Australian pussy’s hot ass….

Posted in:Ass|Miranda Kerr|Pantyhose

2009

26

Oct

Gisele Pregnancy Hoax of the Day

I am confused. If Gisele is really a man, like her Brazilian “known for trannies” roots, her hard face, the fact Leonardo DiCaprio dated her, would imply, then why is she walking around with a pregnancy belly and outty belly button like she’s ready to fuckin’ pop. Is this some movie-magic prop she stuffs in her shirt every morning, because she has settled down and wants to raise a family, but knows she needs to pretend the baby is hers for perpetuate the lie that she actually has lady parts to avoid persecution by the public who frown on tranny parents, or maybe she is actually a woman and all those people who called her a dude were just lying and jealous of her success or wishful thinking because jerking off to actual women in lingerie wasn’t as exciting to them, and I’m no gyno so I can’t tell you what’s going on here, but I will say nothing in the entertainment world is what it seems…..

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Gisele|Pregnant

2009

26

Oct

Gutter Booty Shakin’ the Halloween Edition of the Day

I have a friend who can only get off in cemetaries. I am not saying that cuz it is halloween, or because he’s some kind of Goth, he’s just a weird dude and it all started one night he picked up a girl in a bar, and wanted to bring her home with him, but he still lives with his mom so he had to find a place to fuck the bitch.

You know as well as I do, that it’s not everyday that an unemployed guy who lives with his mom gets a girl interested enough to fuck him, it actually takes a whole lot of fucking work and a whole lot of fucking lies, because no matter how funny a dude is, or how charming a motherfucker is, or even how big a motherfucker’s dick is, the second a girl hears no job, no money and a room in my mom’s house, they turn around and fuck the next horny motherfucker with no standards who wants to get laid standing in line.

Anyway, he pulled over in a cemetary, told her it would be exciting, she bit and he pretty much pre-matured ejaculated not because he thought it was so wrong cuz it’s where dead people were laid to rest, or because he was scared he was going to get caught, and not because the bitch was hot and he hadn’t fucked in months and had serious build up, but because he imagined he had an audience of hundreds of dead people watching him and it drove him nuts.

Since that night, the cemetary has become his “sex den” and I guess this video of cemetary booty shaking black girls is for him….

Posted in:Booty Shaking|Graveyard|Halloween