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Sara Sampaio Shows Off her Pussy in Tight Pants Under the Guise that it is a Fitness Video of the Day
Sara Sampaio Shows Off her Pussy in Tight Pants Under the Guise that it is a Fitness Video of the Day
Industry Flesh Puppet Jessica Alba Propagandizes for the Machine of the Day
Industry Flesh Puppet Jessica Alba Propagandizes for the Machine of the Day
Sydney Sweeney is Glamour’s Woman of the Year of the Day
Sydney Sweeney is Glamour’s Woman of the Year of the Day
Paige Spiranac Feeling Herself Up of the Day
Paige Spiranac Feeling Herself Up of the Day
Margaret Qualley is Hot for an Ugly Chick of the Day
Margaret Qualley is Hot for an Ugly Chick of the Day

2009

21

Oct

Katie Price Ridiculous Book Signing of the Day

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Katie Price’s personality is just as ridiculous as her fake tits and her career, but for some reason people are still fueling her stupidity and this life that seems like a joke to an outsider like me is really pretty profitable, making me realize that maybe I should just get myself some stupid fake tits, and tight revealing clothes, cuz if it works for this tranny, it can work for pretty much anyone.

What is even more ridiculous in all this is that her cage frighting boyfriend got dressed up in drag, I guess learning from the fuckin’ best drag queen in the industry first hand for when his cage fighting career ends.

I always thought cage fighting was kinda faggy, you know two dudes in panties wrestling half naked, and I guess any dude who fucks Jordan has sexuality issues, like Peter Andre, so we probably didn’t need this proof, but here it is anyway….and I have a feeling you’ll like it, since you’re bored of girls dressed like girls and lookin for something different to jerk off to, weirdo….

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Alex Reid|Book|Jordan|Katie Price

2009

21

Oct

Daisy De La Hoya Fake Tit Trash of the Day

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I am guessing Oscar De La Hoya’s been hit in the fucking head one too many times, because his idea of quality pussy, is pretty fucking twisted. I can only assume it was his first generation poor Mexican dream to end up with some quality fake tit, fake blonde pussy who graced the pages of Playboy because in the ghetto he was raised in, that was the sign of fucking success or some shit, because nothing else really explains why he would be fucking this whore, other than homosexuality, but then I realized that she isn’t a product of his cross-dressing homoerotic fantasies and she’s not Shanna Moakler or any of the other twats he’s seduced in his fishnets, but she is instead some reality show trash who is his niece and not one of his sex toys, but that doesn’t change the fact that she is disgusting.

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Daisy De La Hoya|Fake Tits|Trash

2009

21

Oct

Miranda Kerr Keeps it Classy at the Horse Races of the Day

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These pictures of Miranda Kerr are refreshing because she kept things classy and luxurious when she attended this event. While everyone else in the entertainment or celebrity world remained trashy as fucking shit, she managed to show up to an event looking like she just walked off the pages of some Ralph Lauren ad campaign and the whole thing really excites me, not because I’m so knee deep in sluts and garbage people, especially on the internet that someone seemingly wholesome is refreshing and sexy but because she is at the horse races, which happens to be a new addiction of mine thanks to the local Casino and their electronic horse race board, that is not quite as high society as the shit Miranda Kerr is at, you know with all the drunken french men, old Asian people, strippers and weirdos who show up at 4 am, but it is our own brand of luxury where I did walk away with 10 dollars in winnings the other day despite the Casino not cooperating with taking my picture and putting it on the wall of winners, or having security escort me out for protection from being robbed, probably out of bitterness because they hate people like me winning and the whole thing was great for someone who has proven to be a total fucking loser all these years,

Here she is having a little nipple slip in some Speedo campaign photoshoot….

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Classy|Miranda Kerr

2009

21

Oct

The Catwoman Jocelyn Wildenstein Showing Off Her Tits of the Day

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You know Jocelyn Wildenstein as the woman who has had tons of plastic surgery to make herself look like a cat. She is a socialite who is married to some art dealing billionaire because he’s a billionaire and girls love money and I guess his money didn’t buy happiness, but instead bought her numerous plastic surgeries because she clearly has a serious mental illness, cuz she is trying to make herself look like a fucking cat and I am sure the husband doesn’t care cuz he’s either fucking other chicks, or considering he’s into that whole art thing, other men and just finances this shit to shut her the fuck up…..and to leave him alone….

I guess she’s realized that there’s more to beauty than spending her husbands money on operations, because here she is showing off her tits while working out with weights on her arms and legs, so I guess we can’t hate her for her weirdness, but should appreciate her for not being fat, not to mention fucking her face is probably less dangerous than the time my friend tried fucking an alley cat’s face and motherfucker attacked his dick like it was a mouse or some shit, not that that has anything to do with pretty much anything….and the real issue at hand is why the fuck I did a post on this bitch….I guess it had to do with her tits…cuz sometimes tits are all I need to justify my actions….

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Catwoman|Jocelyn Wildenstein|Plastic Surgery|Tits

2009

21

Oct

Shauna Sand Scary Halloween Ebay Auction Video of the Day

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I guess the sex tape wasn’t enough evidence that Shauna Sand is broke, but Heyman Hustle went out and got an exclusive video of Shauna Sand’s recent desperation for cash that comes in the form of an ebay auction.

She did a little intro showing off her stupid fake tits in a bikini, and looked and sounded like a medicated or possessed plastic zombie or sex doll. It was was perfect for this time of year, but still pretty scary even if it is Halloween everyday for this cunt.

Watch the video, it’s fucking strange.


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Posted in:ebay|Halloween|Shauna Sand

2009

21

Oct

Don’t Get a Flu Shot of the Day

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This is some fucked up shit…..I’ve been hearing that you should not get a flu shot cuz it will fuck you up and I’m not sure if this girl is scamming us because she realized she was never going to make it as a cheerleader or celebrity and figured this was a good alternative plan to get fame, or maybe it’s got to do with her dad or husband working for the competition of the company who got the Swine Flu vaccine contract, so she’s trying to scare the fuck out of everyone to not get the shot putting them out of business, but I’m not about to take the fucking chance.

I don’t like medication as is, mainly because I think it is the government secretly tracking me or controlling, it’s a paranoia issue that they’ve told me I should be medicated for, but that doesn’t working for me, since I think medication is the government’s way of controlling me, so I just stick to street drugs…..

I prefer just getting the random diseases and trying to survive or giving up like a normal fuckin’ person….either way, this video will make you not make you want the flu shot, but may turn you on, except for the horrible fact that bitch can still run, a skill you never look for in handicapped girls you rape.

Posted in:Crazy Shit|Flu Shot

2009

21

Oct

Crackhead Channels Michael Jackson’s Ghost of the Day

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I think life is more entertaining with drunks and addicts cuz they are funny and just don’t give a fuck. Sure they usually stink, but who am I kidding, I fucking stink too. I have been drunk and got crackhead chicks to show me their pussies for a few bucks, I have had crackhead dudes drop their pants, and the ultimate crackhead moment, other than the numerous crackheads I’ve had sex with, or accidentally eaten out, was when a crackhead wanted to have a dick size competition with a friend of mine, using 3 hot chicks leaving the club as the judges, only to pull out a huge dirty erection and chase one of the girls into a back alley….I never found out what happened to her, because I went home but I am sure it ended in HIV transmission.

That said, here’s some crack head channeling the ghost of Michael Jackson thru song, which is better than this guy I know who channels Michael Jackson thru molesting little kids, or me who channels Michael Jackson thru masturbation, because sometimes, when I touch myself, I like to feel like the star of the show and all these dead celebs are watching me in amazement, sure it’s weird, but Estelle Getty, Patrick Swayze, Aaron Spelling and Anna Nicole Smith really knows how to make me cum…..

Posted in:Crackhead|Michael Jackson

2009

21

Oct

Ashley Robert’s Got a Gunt of the Day

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I know I said I was done with the Gunt posts, but I just couldn’t help myself buy doing one more, I guess I am mesmerized by this panty pillow that represents femininity, fertility and no self control when it comes to late night tubs of ice cream, bags of chips and/or baked goods.

I guess what it comes down, or what these pictures prove is that the Pussycat Dolls haven’t been working too much lately. There have been no practices or performing or really doing anything that involves any physical activity, because by the looks of this Pussycat Doll, she’s been doing the fuckin’ Garfield.

I don’t know what that means, I just know it was stupid and I am almost embarrassed, I also know that she’s fat and with all fat chicks comes fat tits so leave me alone.

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Ashley Roberts|Gunt|Pussycat Doll

2009

21

Oct

Shakira’s Got a Gunt of the Day

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I am not sure if a new trend in Hollywood is to let yourself go and age the way nature intended your womanly ass to fucking age, but I do know that I’ve been seeing a lot of gunts lately and I don’t like it one bit. If I wanted to see fucking gunts, I’d join the senior citizen’s aquarobics class at the local community center, because 60+ is where I like to keep the gunts, not on barely 35 year old smuggled Columbian trash everyone is hard over standing around in some ridiculous lookin’ dress that’s squeezing her stomach into all the wrong places, like her menopausal, mom of 5, nature’s pillow in her pubis….I’m not diggin’ this,but your lonely ass probably is.

That’s enough gunt talk for the day…no onto better things…

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Posted in:Gunt|Shakira|Tight Dress

2009

21

Oct

Anna Friel’s Got a Gunt of the Day

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I don’t know much about Anna Friel, I just know she’s in some stage show naked and everyone made a big deal about it, despite girls getting naked on stage in pretty much every single city in the world every night, but I guess they didn’t have a huge celebrity being on TV shows none of us every watched, unless you consider their dad’s beating and raping them before they ran away and were forced to strip a TV show….

Either way, based on this tight dress, I’m not sure I want to see this girl naked, but would rather see her in a pair of SPANX cuz let’s face it, the gunt she’s packing in her uterus is pretty fucking unattractive. I guess she could be bloated or getting her period, or maybe pregnant and too busy to get an abortion, but seriously, she’s gotta make the time to sort this out when getting paid to get naked, lazy bitch.

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Posted in:Anna Friel|Bloated|Gunt|Period