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2009

29

Sep

Jennifer Ellison Pregnant Tits in a Bikini Pics of the Day

I have a thing for pregnant chicks, even though I don’t have a thing for chicks I’ve got pregnant, and I actually have more of a thing for abortions or miscarriages, but when I know a girl has given up on the condition of her vagina and her body, and I know she really had taken the plunge, I realize that I need to celebrate that vagina in its final moments, so here’s some bitch named Jennifer Ellison I don’t really know or give a fuck about in some bikini pics from a tabloid, because it’s safe to say we’re nearing the end of her career so think of this as the tribute her you’d see next to her urn at her funeral, because let’s face it, the end is pretty much here and although she’s not dead, her sex appeal pretty much is. So look at her tits in all their glory as one last tribute even though it won’t be the last time you see them, but it is all downhill from here, not that it matters since I have no idea who she is, I just used my generic pregnant chick post for this.

Posted in:Bikini|Jennifer Ellison|Pregnant|Tits

2009

29

Sep

Stephanie Pratt’s Overpaid Cameltoe Hangs with Audrina’s Overpaid Implants of the Day

The Hills may be my enemy because I hate the concept, the quality and the people who are on it and I am guilty of shitting on these idiots who sold their souls to be on the scripted reality show, but I really should be shitting on the people who watch the show, because these assholes are getting paid.

Seriously, the amount they get paid was released this week and someone like Audrina, who we all think is a fucking retard because she seems dumb as shit, but not real retarded, because she doesn’t have a retard head or a bike helmet on, but more like the retarded girl with hot tits you wish you could fuck if only you found a way to trick her into fucking you, like by telling her if she doesn’t fuck you a baby will die of aids in Africa, or there will be another terrorist attack in America and she can save the world with your dick in her pussy, in some playing on her stupidity strategy, is making more money than a lot of fuckin’ doctors, teachers, lawyers, professors, nurses and a lot of educated people who really make the world work, so maybe behind all their education and experience, they are the actual retards and she’s the fucking genius.

Here are the numbers

Cavallari is being paid $90,000 an episode
Conrad was making: $125,000 an episode (or $2.5 million a year),
Audrina Patridge, Lauren “Lo” Bosworth, and Montag come close: $100,000 a show.
Pratt, is a slightly less at $65,000 per show, because he only joined as a regular in 2008.
Brody Jenner takes in $45,000.

Here are some pics of her and Spencer Pratt’s sister’s ugly face and cameltoe making more than you do in a year..

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Audrina Patridge|Cameltoe|Stephanie Pratt|The Hills

2009

29

Sep

Katie Price and her Fat Fake Tits of the Day

Katie Price and her fat fake tits were out with her UFC bottom feeding cage fighting boyfriend because UFC bottom feeding fighters seem to like trashy fucking girls with sloppy pussies and cheesy fuckin’ everything, like the gutter stripper porn trash in Ed Hardy and Tap Out and the other brand of UFC clothes because I guess they are just so jacked on terstosterone that any pussy is good pussy to fuck and the sloppier the pussy the easier it is to ravage with the wrath of their mixed marital arts dick.

I try to avoid all these assholes when I go out because I know their raging testosterone doesn’t work with my kind of jokes, and that I have the ability to usually upset the wrong person and I don’t want to leave my fate in the hands of some chachi motherfucker who has spent the last year training in how to kill people, when prior to the UFC rage being all a Cachi needs for a good time, they were just using their testosterone going to the gym to get their muscles jacked before clubbing where they’d stand and flex in front of girls, or the mirror in the bathroom which was equally gay but a lot less deadly.

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Katie Price|Tits

2009

29

Sep

Scarlett Johansson is the Jolly Green Monster of the Day

I get a lot of hate from people who have little goin on in their lives who get worked up over celebrities enough to get mad when I say that Scarlett Johansson is a fucking pig of a girl. From her first movie until now, whenever I have looked at her, I’ve seen a potentially obese girl, who just happened to not be obese since it would be the end of her career, while everyone else sees this goddess with big tits and big lips who embodies classic Hollywood, while all I see lips that act like football pads who break the impact when she’s shoveling food down her throat and someone who happens to hold her 15 pound surplus in the right part of her but that will spill over into the rest of her and based on these pics, it seems like the end is fucking near…

And here are some pictures of Ryan Reynolds pretty much agreeing with my observation but delivering it in a less painful way by taking her fat ass to the gym and masking it an excursion where they can spend some time together because they have such busy schedules and usually barely see each other, but in reality it is to help his erection function when she gets naked by stopping the sloppy, but then again he was engaged to Alanis when he was a nobody and she is probably the ugliest head in pop music in the last 2 decades, so that just shows the magnitude of how serious this shit is and how desperate he is.

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Big|Green|Scarlett Johansson

2009

29

Sep

The Successful Viral Video I Don’t Understand of the Day

There was a time I used to think up all kinds of ideas for viral videos in efforts of hitting the next big internet phenomenon because the shit looked fucking easy, but for some reason I never bothered making the videos and that reason is laziness and talentless and uninspired but I still get annoyed everytime one of these videos comes across and I see that 2,000,000 people have checked a clip out over the course of a few days because it strikes a chord with people or some shit, while my videos would only get 2 views, both me from different computers, while putting a head in bed with your gf who freaks the fuck out that may just be staged will get the creator of this video his own show. A concept so obvious and simple and motherfucker cashes in, while idiots like you and me just watch the shit and contribute to the problem.

Posted in:Pranks|Viral Video

2009

29

Sep

Anna Friel in What Could Be a See Thru Dress of the Day

I know nothing about Anna Friel other than that she is currently naked in some on stage re-issue of Breakfast at Tiffany’s. I didn’t post the pictures when they first hit because I am tired of getting Lawyer’s letters (I’m talking to you Aubrey O’Day, you fat, useless cunt).

But I guess in stripping down and revealing herself to her audience, you know really exposing herself, she feels like she’s got nothing to hide on the street, but instead of walking around naked like she should, she’s just wearing what could be a see thru dress, but I don’t really see nipples, and I wish strippers were as cerebral as this bitch is in her nude stage show, you know the kind of “Artist” who discusses the socio-economic issues that inspire her character to get naked on stage, justifying that she’s nothing but a whore, because most of the strippers I know are miserable about their work.

Pics via PacificCoastNews and INFphoto

Posted in:Anna Friel|See Thru

2009

29

Sep

Beyonce Humps the Air in Singapore for F1 of the Day

Singapore, the cleanest city in the world where you get arrested for spitting gum on the street, brought some American trash to perform for their F1 weekend, like Lohan and Ronson, Nicole Scherzinger and Beyonce. I try not to follow Beyonce’s career because I think she’s won the lottery already and refuse to contribute to that shit, fat chicks shouldn’t get this much love it is against natures way, but I do like the vantage point this person shot the video, and the fact that Beyonce humps the air in the midst of her fucking cheesy performance people seem to fucking love…

Here she is doing Single Ladies….

Lohan Bottom Feeding for Publicity for F1 Shooting some Promo videos…

Posted in:Beyonce|Hump

2009

29

Sep

Karina Smirnoff and Some New Boyfriend Showing Off Her Body of the Day

I am not posting these pictures because I care that Karina Smirnoff has a new boyfriend, or that I think it’s one of life’s biggest tragedies that I am not that boyfriend, because I’m not one of those people who gets that involved, you know the kind of guy who punched the wall when Aguilera got married when I had a bet running with someone for 1000 dollars that I’d fuck her before either of us die, I just don’t bother with these celebrity idiots since they don’t exist to me since I can’t grab their asses in bars when drunk, but I know someone out there is upset about this and that person watches Dancing with the Stars everyday, which also makes him a little homo or a little teenage girl or even a little bored middle age housewife along with the weirdo lonely loser he is, so who she fucks doesn’t matter, especially when she rose to the top as a mail order bride or girl in the international sex trade and I guess that doesn’t matter, what does matter is that Karina Smirnoff is showing off tit cuz a dancing body is not a body worth wasting.

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Body|Karina Smirnoff|New Boyfriend

2009

29

Sep

Kate Beckinsale Brings the Donuts of the Day

< I have a fat wife. Like a real fucking fat wife and donuts played a large part in her obesity due to her donut obsession. Seriously, She would go out with friends at 10 at night, usually at the local Dunkin Donuts and I'd be out drunk and come home at 4 in the morning drunk and she would still not be home, so I'd walk to the 24 hour Dunkin Donuts and she'd be there on her fourteenth donut and fifth hot chocolate and I'd have to drag her home. It was like that period of time I would see her get fatter and fatter everyday, and after you see something pretty much murder someone's sex appeal, not that she was hot to begin with, you can never really look the same at the thing again, especially when I'm stuck married to the bitch with no sex appeal... So everytime I see donut shops or people eating the shit, I feel sick to my fucking stomach, but for sme reason when Kate Beckinsale does it, I get fucking hard, and getting hard to being with is a struggle for me, especially with the one thing I consider my enemy, which are donuts. That said, I am so fucking shocked by this girl and her body, I do not understand how she has a kid, cuz kids normally ravage a woman like donuts ravaged my wife, clearly she's from a super genetic code, or maybe she's just the God Mother and the kids parents died in a fiery car accident or somehting, cuz it's just not human for her to be this good. Not to suck up or anything....cuz that's really not my style....I can't help but appreciate her....don't judge.

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Donuts|Kate Beckinsale

2009

29

Sep

Justine Bateman in her Support Hose of the Day

I guess Justine Bateman isn’t the fresh faced, young slut, we used to fantasize about on Family Ties back when Michael J. Fox wasn’t a living vibrator, because she’s wearing a pair of compression stocking to fight of her varicose veins, and there’s nothing hotter than a bitch who is fighting off varicose veins , except for the fact that they are usually in their 70s but relatively easy, cuz but the time they reach the point of wearing compression stockings they are pretty much at the point of taking anything they can get, because they know they don’t quite have it going on anymore, at least that’s what some old crazy dude who used to hang at the pantyhose rack at the pharmacy I worked at told me when I asked him why he was there 3 times a week for 3 hours at a time the second week I notcied him there.
But the good news is that Justine Bateman switches things up in a pair of shorts and clogs that lead me to believe she’s no longer a hollywood personality, but more of a swiss mountain man hearding sheep. Either way, I am friends with her on Facebook, or I was friends with her on facebook and that kind of love won’t let varicose veins, or baby baggage get in the way.

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Justine Bateman|Legs|Shorts