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2009

24

Sep

Sara Paxton’s Mouth is Full of the Day

Her name is Sarah Paxton. She’s a good little Jewish girl from California and like a good little Jewish girl she’s wearing a pair of cutoff jean shorts and UGGs. I feel like I am on they bench outside my local synagogue masturbating this little rich girls with my eyes.

She’s starring in some bullshit Ashton Kutcher produced show that I hope none of you motherfuckers watch because that cocksucker doesn’t deserve another penny from any of us, no matter how often this Sarah Paxton bitch simulates her mouth being filled up to the brim with my seed. If you know what I mean, which you probably don’t, because if you read this site, your load doesn’t fill anything up, it just stains your white t-shirts.

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Full|Mouth|Sara Paxton

2009

24

Sep

stepLINKS of the Day

I was hating my life earlier today, so I sat outside a shitty restaurant on a bench drinking. I was lucky enough to be stuck next to a couple 9 to 5 workers bitching and whining and crying about their shitty lives, their shitty cars, their shitty girlfriends, their shitty bosses and their shitty meetings. They went on about all their shitty responsibility that they though was important but was really just fucking useless and made to seem important because some asshole had to do it and the bosses were smart enough to chose that idiot cuz he’s not going anywhere, and I realized that my life may suck but at least I am not one of those people, but I am fucking drunk and all that brought me new hope like I hope these links bring you….I will start posting less links soon….cuz I realize clicking on the shit is a lot less work than putting them up and I still get complaints about it being too long…assholes…

Cheryl Tweedy is Lookin’ Retro Sexy and I Like It
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I’m Not Big on Lists, But the SLUT LIST Sounds About as Good as a List Can Get
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You Say Slut, I Say Slut Phase
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Jessica Simpson is Pretty Much on Her Way to a Meltdown, So Let’s Start Popping Pop Corn to Watch
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Ozzy Does a Samsung Commerical
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Downhill Human Tetris – VIDEO
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30 Languages of Rap – VIDEO
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Some Big Brother Slut From the UK Has a Hairy Box
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100 Years of Special Effects
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I Don’t Know What It Is, But I Think Jennier Lopez is Hot Again and Needs to Ditch Skeletor
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Marilyn Manson Has Swine Flu and I Hope He Dies Just to The Summer of Death Claims One Last Victim
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The Anatomy of a Fast Food Restaurant
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Striptease of the Day
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Anna Friel Likes to Have Breakfast At Tiffany’s in the Nude
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Molly Sims is as Hot as Ever and Actualy Kind of Funny Too
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Karina Smirnoff Would ‘Rather Dance Naked Than Wear Fur’ And Here’s the Proof
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Little Kim is Disgusting Man
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I Dunno Who Pitbull is But He Has Some Fine Bitches in His Video
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Mackenzie Phillips Use to Make Sex With Her Papa
Who Was Also a Papa in the Mamas and the Papas
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Sunny Leone is Soaking Wet
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Circus Act Fail, That’s What You Get You Fucking Carnie
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Horny Blondes Plus a Strap On
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Brooke Lee Adams is What Dreams Are Made Of
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Ciara Christensen Photoshoot
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A Touch of Heather Never Hurt Anyone
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I Still Got it Bad for Freida Pinto
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Jackie Degg is Naked on the Beach
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Sweet Outdoor Amateur
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Some Taylor Momsen Jailbait Action Cause You’re a Perv and You’re Into That
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Merilyn is Busty and in a Tiny Black Bikini
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Brooke Williams Cyber Slut
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Holy Fuck Hasn’t This Carrie Prejean Slut Disappeared Yet?
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It’s in the Wrong Hole!
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Fuck the Aquarium, There’s Tits to Look At!
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Khloe Kardashian Really Is Getting Married to The Biggest Man I Have Seen Since Her
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I Want This Pool Table in My Living Room, There’s Not Furniture In There Anyways
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Check Out This 4 Year Old on the Drums
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Beware of the Boob Stare
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Lindsay Lohan Throws a Beer Out of Her Car, Which is Totally the Behaviour of Someone Who is Sober and Doesn’t Belong in Rehab
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Swine Flu Rap
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DENISE MILANI’S MOST REVEALING PHOTO SHOOT YET … IN OTHER WORDS, SHE REALLY SHOWS OFF HER TITS IN THIS ONE!
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History of the Greatest Teen Rebellion Movies of all Time
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Britney Lookin’ The Way I Like Her Lookin’…GUTTER
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2009

23

Sep

Aubrey O’Day Addresses The New Leaked Topless Pics To Promote Herself of the Day

Attention whore Aubrey O’Day posted a video of herself in a sheer bra on Youtube that should be taken down for being pornographic and breaking the Youtube rules, but it is kinda hot if fake tits in sheer bras is your thing.

I didn’t listen to what she said, but she was whining about the nude pics that were leaked of her and her doughy body from her Peepshow premiere in an obvious attempt to milk this shit as hard as she can. She claims she was on the phone with lawyers internationally like posting her nude pic is a fucking crime, but the truth is that she is just trying to get more people talking about her to sell more tickets and give her more work.

The whole thing is bullshit, but I guess then again, so is she.

Posted in:Aubrey O'Day|Tits

2009

23

Sep

Foxy Brown’s 10 Second Sex Tape of the Day

I just posted some Lil Kim bikini pictures and figure that I might as well throw up this possible Foxy Brown blowjob scene, not because I am a porn site, but because I am a news site….right…..Either way, there’s no way to really prove this is her, not because all black people look the same, stop thinking I am racist,, but because the quality is shit, some asshole covered her face with a caption for the fuckin’ blind and I’m calling bullshit, but I wouldn’t be doing my job if I didn’t post it for you, not that I have a job, but we’re all allowed to pretend, especially the person who released this video.

Posted in:Foxy Brown|Sex Tape

2009

23

Sep

Lil Kim Fat Tits in a Bikini, I Think, of the Day

I can’t really figure this shit out, Lil Kim looks fucking disgusting and I know I some of you used to masturbate to the lyrics of her songs and now you can masturbate to pictures of her fat tits spilling out of a bikini top while the rest of her is covered, because like all good black women, she’s taken up eating biscuits instead of sucking hip hop cock for record deals. I guess everyone loses their drive at some point, I’ve been lucky enough to have never had one making my slow decent into the pits of hell a pretty easy transition, since there was no fall from any top….

Either way, here are pictures of the beaches in Miami lookin’ a hell of a lot more depressing than the one time I was down there and 6 jewish grandmothers decided to tan topless for the old country or some shit right in front of my face…but then again 6 topless grandmothers is always pretty fucking hot especially when they are Jewish cuz everyone knows Jewish girls are nice and busty….

Pics via INFphoto

Posted in:Bikini|Lil Kim

2009

23

Sep

Shanna Moakler in a See Thru Shirt With Her Publicist of the Day

Shanna Moakler is walking around with a whore name Lizzie Grubman. Lizzie Grubman is a PR person. Meaning she spins celebrity stories and stages celebrity stunts all in efforts to keep the media talking about them, or doing damage control when they don’t want the media talking about them, which for a PR person is pretty much never. So it was only natural that this vile Playmate dressed for the fuckin’ occassion at the request of Grubman, because a see thru shirt means people will notice them, even though you’d think Grubman would want to pretend she doesn’t represent or interact with bottom feeding trash celebs in hopes of signing with actual celebs, but I guess it’s a recession after-all and she takes whatever she can get…especially when she looks like bottom feeding piece of trash whore….

Pics via INFpoto

Posted in:See Thru|Shanna Moakler

2009

23

Sep

Rihanna’s Shirt May Be See Thru, I Just Don’t Have Good Enough Eyes of the Day

I can’t really tell if I actually see nipples in these pictures, I figured I’d post them cuz it looks like those are nipples, even though I’m done with Rihanna and as an industry leader and trendsetter, excited to say that so are the rest of you and that it is only a matter of time when the rest of the world catches on and gives up on her too, forcing her to spend all her money stupidly over the next 5 years thinking something will eventually hit and pay out, but forcing her to head back to Barbados to work the beaches selling blowjobs like she did back when she was just 14 years old with a dream.

Sure, no one follows my lead, not even the retarded immigrant who I try to get to do stupid stunts to entertain me, so she’s probably here to stay, and here are her little pierced tits, to make keep her semi-relevant, I guess.

Pics via INFpoto

Posted in:Nipple|Rihanna|See Thru

2009

23

Sep

Alexis Arquette for the Tranny Loves of the Day

I think Alexis Arquette is giving you bedroom eyes and I have a feeling you like it cuz you are bored of standard porn and tired of girls rejecting you all the time leaving you ready for something different, something less picky or judgmental, something inhuman….

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Alexis Arquette|Tranny

2009

23

Sep

Kanye West Uses Amber Rose to Pretend He Isn’t Gay of the Day

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Amber Rose|Kanye West

2009

23

Sep

Eliza Dushku and Rick Fox Give Us a Glimpse In Their Awkward Sex of the Day

These pictures should set off some alarms in regards to the condition of Eliza Dushku’s vagina. I assume she’s had a kid in the 5 years no one heard from her, because that’s the only way a little white girl could handle a man this size. I’m not a penis expert but it’s safe to say when a motherfucker is pushing 7 feet all of him is bigger than the average, I mean otherwise he wouldn’t be in professional sports cuz the locker experience getting laughed at woulda put an end to his basketball career and a start to his blogging career.
That said, they look really fucking awkward on the street trying to kiss and I can’t imagine what they sex is like, if anything shit would probably be pretty fuckin’ creepy, like the time I used to work at a pharmacy years ago and found out the 400 pound 4 foot 11 cashier who loved when potato chips went on sale was fucking one of the stockboys who was pushing 7 feet and weighed close to 125 pounds who wore knee and ankle braces cuz his legs weren’t strong enough to support him. I would spend hours trying to do the play-by-play, you know figure out what position they’d do it in and shit, it brought much joy during a job I hated and that I ended up getting fired for after getting caught stealing pills from….

Pics Via Bauer

Posted in:Eliza Dushku|IRC|PDA|Rick Fox