I refuse to watch anything that has to do with Saturday Night Live because I hate that fucking show. So I’ve never bothered with the Tina Fey show 30 Rock and never fucking will. I don’t like ugly women to begin with and although appreciate that they brought this piece of pussy on board to distract us from the scar on her face, I still won’t get sucked into the shit, even if they are trying to become the next Seinfeld in ratings by sending her on trips with her ugly friends to get paparazzi on her ass so that she becomes a household everyone wants to fuck and in turn, who everyone will watch on this bullshit SNL spinoff shit all you assholes love.
I managed to get an interview with Dustin Diamond better known as Screech from Saved by the Bell, because he wrote a new tell-all book possibly because he is trying to milk his career as Screech as hard as he can, or maybe becuase it is all he has to talk about even 20 years after the fact.
I had questions lined up that I didn’t get to ask because he wouldn’t really let me get a word in, he was really into this book promoting hustle and he didn’t want to give away too much scandal or information or talk about anything thatt may have been interesting.
I didn’t care about interviewing him, mainly because he kind of irrelevant in my life and because I hadn’t read the book and I probably never will, partially cuz I don’t know how to read, but mainly cuz I am not intersted in anything to do with Saved By The Bell.
Don’t get me wrong, they definitely weren’t knocking down my door to get an interview for him, cuz I am even more irrelevant than he is, proven in the fact that I don’t have people lining up interviews for me, if anything I asked them to make it happen thinking it would be funny, before actually thinking it thru, since I always expect recjection, but it turned out that he was rude as fuck, condesending, even an ego, or maybe I was just over-sensitive. There was no chemistry over the phone, like the Russian phone sex operator I tried to marry, so it wasn’t engaging at all. My dis-interest in the whole thing let to him talking and talking and talking and for someone who claims to be a comedian he really didn’t make me laugh, unless his form of comedy is making people want to commit suicide….in which case he was a great success.
Hre are some questions I wrote out but didn’t ask because he cut the interview short, ignored my questionsand kept cutting me off…
So the theme of your book is all the bad shit that went on behind the scenes of the show, are you doing this because the other cast don’t return your calls or because you are bitter cuz you were the loser on the show?
Speaking of sex, I’m assuming you had a groupie since chicks fuck anyone they see on TV, did you get laid a lot during the Screech years and did your groupies make you tell them Zack and Slater stories while you banged them?
I know you cried poor a bunch of years ago, how much did you make off the show? How did you spend all of it. Why isn’t everyone else broke? It’s cuz you are lying for attention right?
So did you write this book yourself or did zack morris ghostwrite it for you?
Did Zack Morris and Mario Lopez ever get caught masturbating together? Did you ever get caught masturbating sniffin their dirty gym shorts in their dressing rooms?
Are You Only Outting Mario Lopez and His Rape Scandal Cuz He’s the Only Saved By the Bell Cast Member Still Working,,,…
Have you ever tasted Mr Belding’s Dick? Has he Tasted Yours?
Was playing Screech and being typecast as Screech, you know that shit following you around for your entire life more annoying, less annoying or equally annoying as watching Screech on the show?
Can you do the screech voice for us, or did you burry that motherfucker years ago?
Would you ever start a phone sex line for horny fans who wanted to fuck you back in the day and who still masturbate to the re-runs, so that they can actually masturbate to your Screech voice? Or do fans not exist in your world?
Amazing, so what are you wearing right now? That gets me so hot….
Sorry for putting you thru this…But on the positive side of things, based on how I put this together, it’s safe to say this is probably the last “celeb”(and I use that term loosely) interview ever…but in my defense, I’m no fuckin’ journalist….
I just wonder if his ego is actually legit, or just him masking his insecurities from knowing he sucks at fucking life, I guess we’ll save that for his therapist, or at least until we hear about his next publicity stunt, because he won’t just take nature’s course and fade into obscurity….
I never watched Saved By The Bell, I have no sympathy for people who are rude or think they are important for being on a TV show in the 90s and he should just get himself a real job and give up this shit, cuz he’s not some awkward lookin’ kid cast as the awkward looking kid anymore, now he’s just the awkward lookin’ adult clinging the fuck on…Cuddles…..
I forgot to post my links because I was drunk mid-afternoon Friday, I’m talking real drunk and unsure of what went on but I do think I ended up walking in on a gay orgy at one point and at Wal Mart buying myself the Flipper DVD at another, but between you and me, it could have been at the time, because I am struggling to remember my name or what day it is. The good news is that I didn’t have a camera to document the whole horrible experience, the bad news for you is that I am still alive because I know you don’t like me, but I guess that’s good news for me, since it means I can still torment you on this site and that is something worth celebrating motherfuckers….
Here are my stepLINKS…better late than never…but before I post them, here’s my cry for attention:
When Britney Spears dresses like this, it makes part of me wants to clean the K-Fed damage out of her vagaina with my mouth, there’s just something about her that I can’t get enough of, even when she’s dragged thru the fucking gutter and broken the fuck down, I really get these urges to insert a few fingers in her and pick her up, brush her off and make a puppet out of her, but that’s probably because I can’t smell her thru my computer, but kinda wish I could….
Hayden Pantettiere was seen wearing a pair of panties in public, sure they look like denim shorts, but that’s just cuz she’s a troll, it’s like the time my wife put on a pair of XXL sweatpants I got from the Salvation Army that didn’t have shit stains on them, and it looked like a brand new fucking pair of leggings on her fat calves, only my wife isn’t wanted by 99% the virgin, videogame, superhero, comic collecting crowd for sexual purposes, but in her defense, she’s not wanted by ANYONE for sexual purposes…..and in all honestly part of me wants to fuck Hayden and that part of me is my testicles….here are her pics…
You know seeing a girl’s nipple thru her shirt is really not as exciting as it once was back when women didn’t wear see thru shirts on the regular, especailly when the girl who is showing her nipple thru a see thru shirt in some tasteful photoshoot for “Vogue” is a Czech Model, who I know if I was a little smarter, could have bought as my wife back in the 80s if I spent my money on airfare to Prague instead of on whiskey and hookers, but I guess hindsight is 20/20 or some shit.
She’s pretty much done very little work other than modeling and working the sex trade back when the sex trade was the only way a hot bitch could actually make something of herself by fucking tourists who eventually fall in love because the whores back home don’t look anything like this, before your country opened up….something I really wish I had exploited when I had the chance.
This just in, Aubrey O’Day is an attention craving whore, who pretty much bites Tila Tequila’s whore style and turns to the internet to get naked for her horny fans who love her fat ass and fake tits to give her the illusion that people actually want to fuck her or that she’s actually famous and not just the reality show latch on that she is…..
See the issue I have with Aubrey O’Day is that this cunt posts pictures like this of herself, she stars in some low grade vegas show where she gets topless, and she pretty much can’t hide the fact that she’s a fat chick trying to exploit the little sex appeal she has because as long as a bitch gets naked, dudes will pay attention, but the second I post the pictures of her whore ass in action, I get fucking lawyers letters. So bitch who wants to be seen, makes a big stink about being seen, just because I guess she figures since she has our attention, she might as well try her best to really get our attention and I hate that shit, but mainly because this time it affected me directly.
Either way, here’s her ass and some other twitter pics she’s posting to get noticed, because I guess she feels her overeating and all the hard work she’s done sitting in a quest to turn her body into one black men can appreciate to land a hip hop boyfriend wasn’t getting noticed enough on its own, making her have to bend over for the camera, something more girls need to follow her lead on….
Rihanna is ridiculous. Sure I’m not a style icon, I know nothing about fashion and I don’t really care to, but I do know how to recognize a clown, or at least someone that someone is making a practical joke on, you know telling the little girl from Barbados who grew up in a shanty with a garbage man father who was broke as fuck and forced to wear hand-me-down dresses her neighbor made out of beach towels that tourists would forget on the beach, since it was the only fabric they could afford, and here she is acting like she’s a fuckin model on the runways in Paris or some shit, when really she just looks like this dude I know who maints himself gold and pretends to be a trophy in the park, seriously, her hair is like an 80s idea of futuristic and I know it’d be fun to cum on, but let’s face it, everything is fun to cum on, especially when it gets eaten or touched unexpectedly.
Remember when Kim Kardashian’s ass was a celebrity and starred in a “black on half Armenia, full spoiled brat useless cunt” sex tape, well shit is starting to look like shit, you know after a night of drinking, when you come home and eat the only food you have in your fridge that happens to be rotting, but not all that bad considering you’re drunk, until you wake up the next day and see clumps of what may be your liver and parts of your stomach in the fuckin’ toilet, but you still wanna fuck it and I wanna piss on it, cuz I know she’s into getting peed on, and I guess there’s something hot about treating a bitch like a public toilet, especially if her pussy smells like one or is as clean as one.
My computer and internet connection is running like shit, I wanted to remind you assholes that I am not dead, I am just poor and can’t afford any solid tools needed to run this shit, and really it doesnt take that much to run, that’s just how hurting I am.
Anyway, the Letterman shit is funny, he handled it pretty amazing, despite living my life in a deny til you die situation, but Letterman came clean, since when you come clean you get can’t get extorted.
The most interesting thing in all this is the Letterman sex tape with Paul…
