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2009

06

Oct

Julie Henderson is Russell Simmons’ Young and Probably Not So Fresh Vagina of the Day

It turns out that Russell Simmons is dating a model, I originally thought she was just some fit girl he was trying to seduce on the beach with his spiritual moves in efforts to not look like a socially awkward loser who relies on his extreme wealth and success to get pussy, the kind of guy who when told he looks familiar says that he gets that all the time because he looks and sounds like some kind of familiar muppet or cartoon character, but I guess that’s just my Russell Simmons fantasy and not the way it actually goes down because anyone with an adult lisp has no choice but to milk all the money he’s made by promising fresh white pussy he will make her the next supermodel because of his ties in the fashion world, and by fresh pussy, I mean as fresh as a pussy who has worked her way to Russell Simmon’s dick can possibly be, cuz you know he didn’t take her virginity, and that this is wallet fucking is a place she’s been before….just never this high profile….

Either way, here is her young body in a bikini….

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Julie Henderson|Vagina

2009

06

Oct

Rihanna’s Bullshit Outfits Get Boring of the Day

I don’t know if I am down with the historical and cultural inaccuracy of these Rihanna pictures. You see, she’s just a poor girl from Barbados who is supposed to be wearing a hand me down dress made by her aunt out of soiled bed sheets she pulled out of the resort’s garbage and not ridiculous high fashion that costs more than her relatives make in a fucking year and the whole thing is pretty disgusting to me. She’s let the fame get to her head and has totally lost her soul and her roots and the longer and more disconnected she gets, the weirder and weirder her outfits get and I’m tired of the shit. I assume since she’s just a slave to a record label, because she’s from the islands and was more desperate to make it than American girls, they are on her to dress more outrageous to keep up with trash like Gaga, but maybe when she was laying in the sun in her bootleg baby phat in the 90s, this is the vision she had for herself, but I doubt it…and here she is in a titty squeezing shirt.

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Fashion|Rihanna

2009

06

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

I pretty much slept most of the night, then drank the other part of the night ending up with horny elderly women line-dancing at a community center, I grabbed some ass, watched some tit jiggle to the country music, and the whole thing was far more pornographic than any of this celebrity shit, inspiring me to start livin a little more with the people who don’t have so much livin’ left in them, mainly cuz they don’t give a fuck about convention anymore and put out with little to no work, partially because 2 drinks puts them over the edge and because you can slip it in them without them realizing whether awake or asleep because their vaginas are so big and their memory so shitty and baking enough to buy 10 raffle tickets to win the fuckin’ pie, if you know what I mean…

Here are my links.

Kayden Kross is Wonder Woman…
GO GO

Levi Johnston is Cashing in on His Fame, and By Cashing In, I Mean They Gave Him $40 and a Six Pack
GO

Because There is No Way in Hell You Got Laid All Weekend
GO

Victoria Silvstedt is Masturbating on a Public Beach
GO

Sexy Latina Girl Gets Dirty For The Cameras
GO

GErman TV Dinosaur Fun!
GO

Some Kids Show Hosts With Some Very Dark Secrets
GO

Rhianna And Her See Through Dress
GO

Ashley Greene in Her Bikini Cuz She’s a Slut
GO

Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
GO

Can Someone Explain What is Happening is This Video, Because I Watched It Maybe 10 Times and Still Have No Clue
GO

When oh When Will Jessica Simpson Disappear? Here’s Hoping She Leaves Her Big Tits Behind
GO

For Fuck Sakes, So Apparently Kate Gosselin Can’t Pay Her Bills Now
GO

25 Hilarious Defaced Bills
GO

Striptease of the Day
GO

I Don’t Know Who Katrina Bowden is, But Her Body is Slammin
GO

One of the Backstreet Boys Has Swine Flu, Here’s Hoping The Rest of them Get It And All Die
GO

Jessica Biel Needs to Put a Fucking Bag Over Her Head
GO

Here’s Lohan Working Hard, and By Working Hard, I Mean Drinking More than I Do
GO

This Seth Green Freaking Out Clip is Probably Fake, But Still Awesome
GO

Madonna and Lady GaGa on Saturday Night Live – VIDEO
GO

Nikalla is Lost in the Desert
GO

Came Slut Caught By Dad
GO

Sexy Brooke Gets Off in Public
GO

Charley Chase and the Fucking Machine
GO

Meet the Quinn Sisters
GO

Behold the Invisible Man
GO

Blanca Soto and Why Am I Not Trying to Find Her Phone Number Right This Second
GO

Sophie Monk Yellow Bikini
GO

Blondie Punk-ish Chick Poses for the Cam
GO

How About Some Daisy Marie?
GO

Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
GO

Taylor Momsen is a Jailbail Hot Mess
GO

Capri is Oh So Perfect
GO

Naked Chicks Groping Each Other on the Beach – VIDEO
GO

BEST BIRTHDAY CAKE EVER!!
GO

Andy Samberg is Awesome
GO

Pranking Fun with Real Dolls
GO

Here Kitty Kitty Kitty
GO

Some Kanye West Damage Control
GO

108 Beautiful Brazilian Butts
GO

Take Your Pick Gentlemen….
GO

NOW THIS IS A SMOKIN’ HOT BODY!
GO

Lesbian Porn Pros
GO

Posted in:stepLINKS

2009

05

Oct

Katrina Bowden Still in a Bikini of the Day

The NBC execs are still trying to trick you into watching 30 Rock and it may or may not be working, because bitch is in these bikini pictures and although she doesn’t have very nice full lips or a bouncy booty I’d want to watch pop, she’s not fat and since that is so rare in America, that makes her good enough to get excited over and by excited over I mean she’s worth jerking off all over even if she’s not all that special or all that famous or successful and is just one step up from a nobody…

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Bikini|Katrina Bowden

2009

05

Oct

Rihanna’s Got No Pants on of the Day

Fuck, looks like Rihanna is on a rampage. Not only does she have ugly, shitty friends, but she also doesn’t wear pants, which isn’t that bad to look at, since seeing girls walk around in bottoms as revealing as the underwear girls wore when I first got into fucking on the street is pretty fucking sexy, almost all the time, even if it is on ugly chicks, so complaining about that would be gay, but saying she’s pretty much lost her mind wouldn’t. Someone needs to get her back to Barbados for a few months to connect with the people and sell jet ski rentals on the beach, or clean hotel rooms where she belongs, otherwise, she’s just gonna end up dead in the ditch somewhere, but that’s got more to do with Chris Brown losing his shit for real this time around, the first beating was just a warning, than with her being insane……She still hasn’t won me back and I’m still a Rihanna hater, but I’ll still post her legs for those of you who like fantasizing about girls with boy haircuts cuz it

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:No Pants|Rihanna

2009

05

Oct

Latoya Jackson in Rome of the Day

I wonder if part of Latoya Jackson is happy that Michael is dead, yes, I mean actual part of her and not one created by science, because all of a sudden people care what shit thinks, what she’s doing, where she’s traveling, when the last decade, no one even noticed her in line at the grocery store and if they did, they’d step as far away as possible out of fear of catching watchever disease got her and melted her face off. Seriously, this bitch has got to be the missing link, the closest creature knows to man linking us to apes, and don’t call me out for being a racist, all I’m getting at is that bitch isn’t human and that I hate all this love she’s getting, it’s getting to her head and making my fantasies of fucking her while dressed like a fat Mexican Michael Jackson impersonator in Tijuana or some shit, it’s a bit of a fetish I’ve had lined up for some time, that will never happen thanks to MJ. That fucker didn’t just ruin the lives of the kids he molested, I’ll tell you that much….

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Latoya Jackson

2009

05

Oct

Mariah Carey Gets Lifted of the Day

When I look at this picture, I don’t wonder whether these dudes are well paid enough to put themselves in this kind of danger, knowing that if bitch falls, not only will it her, but her diva cunt ass will go fucking nuts on them, leaving little room for error, I just wonder how many straps and harnesses she used to try to trick the public that she’s still got it going on, because she may want to increase that shit as it’s not doin’ its job too well, and all I can see besides that obnoxious, pretentious mic is and aging woman’s tired face and menopausal gunt pretending to be in love and here are the pics…

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Lifted|Mariah Carey

2009

05

Oct

Russell Simmons and His Adult Lisp Gets Young Pussy of the Day

When you are this music exec, pussy comes fucking easy, even when you pull some gay spiritual bullshit on a bitch, like running your hand in front of her chest in some ancient native energy swapping technique, to trick the young girls into thinking he’s got substance and healing powers as to run game without sounding like a music exec using his music exec status as the core of his pussy hunting strategy and I am sure we would all be doing the same thing, cuz old pussy is boring pussy and young pussy, even if on someone not necessarily hot, is still young fucking pussy, that’s more than willing to get in bed with you with little work, just a dream of being a famous singer one day and the whole thing should upset you, mainly because he has an adult lisp and people with adult lisps should really just be laughed out of a room for sounding like they are 5 years old….,

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Russell Simmons|Young Pussy

2009

05

Oct

Rihanna’s Got Shitty Friends of the Day

I get it, Rihanna’s got such an exclusive life that people just don’t get it. Normal people just don’t know what it is like being a puppet to record execs who tell you what to sing, when to sing, how to sing, then shove your music thru filters and computers to make you sound worth listening to, fitting you into the equation that makes them a lot richer than you are, and that’s why you’re just the puppet. In your defense, you are making enough money to be considered rich, you have a nicer house than the one you grew up in, even though you thought your one room shanty you were molested by your father in was the best out there until you came to America, and enough money to rent luxury cars your boyfriend beat your ass in, giving you this ego that you are superior, so you hang with some other one-hit-wonder cunt with shitty music cuz you’re best superficial friends in a world where you can’t have friends, but you’re not doing the only thing that would make this pics interesting and that’s fisting each other’s large pussies….

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Katy Perry|Rihanna|Shitty Friends

2009

05

Oct

Naomi Campbell’s Nipples on the Runway of the Day

Naomi Campbell is a model who I thought was retired, but I guess she felt the need to grace the world with her dark, luxurious, wallet fucking nipples at whatever fashion week is going on right now, since every week seems to be fucking fashion week, making me excited for the week that isn’t fashion week and that I can stop walking around in this tuxedo I made out of garbage bags to try and fit in like I was invited to these red carpet high profile, homoerotic yet luxurious fashion shows, instead of just left here to die, so that I can crawl back into the soiled sweatpants I pretty much have made a part of me by not ever taking them off….and even sometimes showering with them and by showering I mean getting caught in the rain, cuz showers are for idiots……

I have this feeling Naomi Campbell smells like shit, she just has that look that even if she showers, you know like she’s rotting on the inside from all the preservatives she’s ingested over the years to land billionaire cock. She’s trash, no matter how many billionaires she marries, or how decadent her ass thinks she is and here she is showing off her nipples like a common whore, that I haven’t decided whether wanting them makes you gay or straight….

I have a feeling that I haven’t recovered from the weekend because I reread part of this and it made no fucking sense…

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Naomi Campbell|Nipples|Runway