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2009

11

Sep

Esti Ginzborg Israeli Bikini Model in a Bikini in Israel of the Day

Her name is Esit Ginzborg and she is an Israeli model who was recently in Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue. So she’s young and up and coming and she spends her life in a bikini on the beaches of Tel Aviv and she looks pretty hot to me.

I figured I’d post her pictures in honor of September 11, because you’d think living in Israel she’d would actually have a right to fear terrorism since it’s in her backyard and a regular thing, but I guess she isn’t as theatrical as Americans are with their terrorism, you know from money making TV specials to Amber alerts and serious racism towards Arabs, and instead she is bein’ laid back and kickin’ it on the fuckin’ beach, a lesson some of you should learn from…..because you can’t live in fucking fear, except of AIDS after the condom breaks when fucking hookers…

Another lesson you can learn from September 11th, it is that working kills.

Pics via SplashNews

Posted in:Bikini|Esti Ginzborg|Israel|Tel Aviv

2009

11

Sep

2010 Hooters Catalog Preview of the Day

I like to think I have a refined palate, you know one that has traveled the world tasting the best foods each nation has to offer and on that journey that is my life, I have come across Hooters and although the concept was seemingly genius, you know busty chicks in booty shorts serving me food, until seeing that none of them were hot and girls at downtown bars and restaurants dress sluttier than those trashy suburban Hooters costumes. Either way, the place made me sick to my fucking stomach when trying to eat one of their shitty fuckin’ meals, which didn’t surprise me considering everything that comes out of the USA is good in theory, but smells and tastes like shit. I’m talking to you Lady Gaga.

Here is a preview of their 2010 calendar….with sluts who definitely don’t work at my local Hooters.

Posted in:Catalog|Hooters

2009

11

Sep

stepLINKS of the Day

I realized that sobriety fucks me up. I was totally sober last night. I only drank two glasses of the shittiest wine you can imagine and took a couple downers some inuit prostitute gave me in exchange for a cigarette, and didn’t manage to get my stepLINKS up, which was a real tragedy, but today, I drank a hell of a lot and I’m doing the responsible thing. I wish I had a boss to give me a raise, or some time off for my good behavior, but there’s just me here….oh well….on my way home I saw at least 5 or 6 different people in different parts of town throwing up drunk. I guess that’s some kind of sign from god, just not sure what the message is…..

Here are is my stepLINK….


Man I Think Lindsay Lohan is Completely Retarded
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The Worlds Fastest…..
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$20 Say Holly Madison Can Deep Throat That Pickle
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Because I Don’t Know About You, But I Have a Hangover and Busting a Load Always Seems to Help
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Kate Moss Panty Up Skirt
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Some Penny Cruz Hotness
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Cartoon Porn!!!
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If You Don’t Watch This Video, You’re Retarded
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The 10 Sexiest Sorority Girls
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Ultimate Flipbook Compilation
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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The 7 Most Annoying People On Your Company Softball Team
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Ahhhh Kate Beckinsale
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Kathy Griffen is Dresses as Kate Gosselin and It’s Kind of Amazing
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Drew Barrymore and Ellen Page Fake Lesbianism for Marie Claire
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Love Me Some Halle Berry
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God I Wanna Kill Gwenyth Paltrow
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And More Lady GaGa Disgustingness
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Catrin Claeson Lingerie
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Whose Got the Best Boobs?
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Who Doesn’t Love Model Nipple Slips
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Luna Shows Her Tits Off
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FINALLY THE MEGAN FOX SEX TAPE
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Meet Cindy Hope
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Nothing Like a Good Old Gang Beating – VIDEO
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AND NOW THE BEST MUSIC VIDEO EVER MADE EVER
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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And More Lindsay Lohan Twitter Craziness
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And More From the Octocrazy
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Joanna Krupa is Half Naked
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Big Tit Fight
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Man I Forget How Hot Keri Hilson is Sometimes
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Christine Mendoza Peels Off Her Bikini
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Ali Riviera is Kind of Weird Looking But I Would Still Fuck Her
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Kanya West Hates Liza Minelli
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Can Someone Explain What’s Going On With These Poodles?
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You May Kiss The Bride
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Peaches and Ivette
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Babes Who Love Weed, a Gallery
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Michael Jackson’s Final Farewell…For Real This Time
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TAYLOR MOMSEN IS BLONDE, 16, AND LOOKS GREAT IN HOT LEATHER!
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2009

10

Sep

Pregnant Penelope Cruz Pictures of the Day

Another one bites the dust….RIP Penelope Cruz’s sex appeal cuz bitch is reportedly knocked the fuck up. It happens to the best of them, I mean she’s just being a woman. We can’t really hate her, especailly when her nose was so fucking big, it was almost hard to love her, so if anything it all makes sense.

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Penelope Cruz|Pregnant

2009

10

Sep

Kyra Sedgwick Showing Off Her Bra of the Day

Since Kevin Bacon and Kyra Sedgwick went broke thanks to Madoff, she’s realized that there is always a bulletproof, real easy way to make money to pay the bills and that’s to take off her fuckin’ clothes and show the world her underwear, or maybe she is not covering up because she can’t affort to buy a shirt with enough fabric to not be see thru and for that I’d like to take a minute to celebrate poverty and all the good things it does for us, like making girls desperate or too broke to cover-up.

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Bra|Kyra Sedgwick

2009

10

Sep

Sophie Monk has a Stalker Who Isn’t Me of the Day

Sophie Monk apparently has a stalker, I call bullshit, because everyone knows that she has herpes, and people with herpes never get stalked, they kinda get drunkenly fucked when people don’t really realize how much of a pain in the ass herpes actually is, because they are drunk, until waking up to pimples on their dick a few weeks later, wondering why they did what the did for only a few minutes of pleasure, unless I guess her stalker has herpes too, which is also possible, cuz I hear stalkers aren’t always the most hygienic or careful people when it comes to sexuality…..Not that I know for a fact that she has herpes, I just like to believe a herpes outbreak is what broke up her engagement to the Good Charlotte sister, its how she found out he cheated on her.

Here she is with her “Bodyguard”. I call bullshit on this and think she’s just trying to get some buzz cuz she can’t get work…you know show the producers how wanted she is by faking a stalker. Pathetic.

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Sophie Monk|stalker

2009

10

Sep

Girls Next Door do Kendra Wilkinson’s Baby Shower of the Day

I hate this Girl’s Next Door bullshit 3-way relationship Hef hustles. It annoys me that these whores are even known for more than just appearing in Playboy one issue. It is a fake love affair where he gets bitches are on payroll to pretend prostitute themselves to him to generate buzz , and if this lie was real, Hef and these bitches would be in fuckin’ jail.

It is fantasy designed to sell the Playboy brand. That’s why 3 girls agree to live together and pretend to date the same 80 year old, thinking it will advance their career while the pay is better than working the diner back home, and when they are built up, Hef replaces them for fresh pussy he wants to make money off of, while giving them all spinoff careers that he makes money off of, keeping the wheels on the machine in motion.

Either way, Kendra is pregnant, her fake tits are fatter than they once were, her fear of being able to breast feed a baby without poisoning it probably haven’t set in yet, and her fake friends threw her a fake babyshower, I am sure all paid for by Playboy….

Read some serious bullshit about the event like it’s actual fucking news, when really it is just some glorified press release for Playboy….

September 9th, 2009. Former Girls Next Door star Bridget Marquart throws a “surprise” baby shower for Kendra Wilkinson at Hugh Hefner’s personal assistant, Mary O’Connorís house. Earlier in the day Playboy Playmates and Hefner’s current girlfriends, Kristina Shannon, Karissa Shannon, and Crystal Harris were seen picking up balloons and gifts for the party in a chauffer driven limo.

Prior to the party former Girl Next Door star, Holly Madison, was seen taking out the trash, eating a pickle, and receiving pizza delivery for the party, “I got kicked out of the mansion, so I had to get a second job delivering pizza”she joked with a photographer. Numerous other women attended the party including Kendraís mother Patti and her Grandmother.

Making a fashionably late entrance, Playboy founder Hugh Hefner arrived at the party in his chauffer driven limo with the vanity plate “1 HEF.” Hefner gathered his three girlfriends and left teh party after staying a little more than 30 minutes. Insiders reported that an altercation between Hefner’s new girlfriends and other women at the party had occurred.

What baby shower would not be complete without a homosexual male dressed in a baby outfit. A man identified as Jonny Makeup arrived to the party dressed in a baby costume telling the photographers, “Kendra is going to change her first diaper”.

Partygoers dined on delivered Pizza Hut brand Pizza, Carmela Louise Catering, and Sunday Scoops Ice Cream compliments of Dandy Donís Homemade Ice Cream. Kendra and Bridget Marquart, both dressed in baby blue, gave each other a hug goodbye as they walked to their cars at the partys conclusion. Holly Madison and Jonny Makeup made an encore exit when Holly picked up Jonny and they both fell to the ground crashing into a row of trash bins. Right before Kandra departed she stood next to her car and started posing with a large mason jar filled with pickles.

The entire event was filmed by a Playboy camera crew.

Posin’ with pickles, fags dressed in diapers, and …The entire event was filmed by a Playboy camera crew. Fuck yourself Kendra, I hope you have a still birth….cuz no baby deserves a whore of a mother and it’s too late for abortions or miscarriages…..

Pics Via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Baby Shower|Bridget Marquartd|Girls Next Door|Holly Madison|Kendra Wilkinson|Pregnant

2009

10

Sep

Lindsay Lohan’s Voicemail Hacked a Year After the Fact of the Day

There was a time when I first started this site and thought it’d be fun to fuck with celebrities all the way from Canada without leaving the comfort of my disgusting smelling home that is hardly a home and more of a fuckin’ dump that homeless people wouldn’t sleep in. It was a time when they weren’t openly using the computer or really responsive to people they didn’t know, unlike today thanks to twitter and facebook….

I got bored and lazy. I loved stunts but I stopped trying to find celebrity emails and phone numbers to prank them cuz even when I did make progress I never got a big hit from it cuz no one really cared or believed me when I got through to a motherfucker. So it proved to be a waste of fucking time, like everything else I do, only it required more effort than everything else I do.

But some motherfucker didn’t…he went to the trouble of finding an old released screenshot of Lohan’s personal information, and hacked into her fuckin’ voicemail, her password was 1-2-3-4. He recorded the shit and put it on the internet and now I’m posting it here, because part of me respects his effort, the other part of me doesn’t care, but maybe you do….

Really, all this is going to do is make Lohan change her number, breaking our only link, breaking up our one-sided relationship, but it’s still a pretty big story, so I gotta post it….


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Posted in:Lindsay Lohan|Voicemail

2009

10

Sep

Hayden Panettiere Hiding from the Paparazzi of the Day

Hayden Panettiere is trying to hide from the paparazzi because she is leaving a club and she isn’t 21. Boring. Who gives a fuck, I’ve been drinking consistently since I was 14, I was in bars at 16, at 20, I was drunk everyday, fucking random whores and it was a good fucking time, it’s not like this bitch is 12 and wrecking shit up.

That said, celebrity pussy just doesn’t have the same fucking appeal it used to have a few years ago when the starlets were a group of troubled souls everyone idolized on a rampage, doing drugs, taking full advantage of their position, and since those girls have slowly disappeared and people have lost interest, no one has taken their place, so instead of posting about Lohan all night sex parties, I’m stuck talking about a bitch leaving a clube a few months before her 21st birthday. Fuck yourself.

The only thing funny about this is how small Hayden looks in the arm of an asian and I know how small asians are making me realize just how big my little dick would look in her midget hand. It’d me like fucking a 7 year old and I know all you weirdos love that shit….

Pics Via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Hayden Panettiere|Hiding

2009

10

Sep

Ashley Tisdale Ugly Watch Continues of the Day

Ashley Tisdale can get all the plastic surgery she wants, but will never quite get all the plastic surgery she needs, because that level of science has just not been reached yet, we’re talkin some Holograph shit they used on CNN for the Obama campaign but the real fuckin’ version, where 3D artists can re-work her in ways the knife can’t.
Bitch can go to all the fucking pilates, yoga, core training classes she wants to, in efforts to tighten up that little fuckin’ body to distract us from her almost 30 year old face that pretends its almost 25 so she can get cast in Disney productions where she pretends she’s 15, but that’s not gonna make the Disney execs wanna fuck her like she was Miley, but that may not be because she’s disgusting to look at but because the pussy is legal drinking age, in case you didn’t know the whole Peter Pan story was based on Walt’s dream of never growin’ up so that the pussy stays the same underage age…but that doesn’t matter….

Bitch can wear all the slutty heels, or tight jeans with rhinestones on the shit like she was a common fuckin’ whore or at least a tacky piece of trash at the trailer park who puts out so her lifelong dream of being pregnant at 16 comes true, but that doesn’t mean anyone who takes her up on the offer actually thinks she’s hot just cuz she’s asking for it, guys are horny and will fuck anything and the fact that she’s on TV discounts the fact that she’s disgusting, hell even Darlene from Roseanne got fucked on the regular when she was at the top of her game and she wasn’t even like a whore who can’t get business no matter how many tricks she uses on her everything must go, going out of business, discount bargain basement bin” pussy.

Pics Via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Ashley Tisdale|Ugly Watch