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2009

14

Sep

Michelle Johnson’s Got Some Older Tit of the Day

Her name is Michelle Johnson, I have no idea who she, because she’s pretty much a nobody, but I do know she has tits like most nobodies, she’s showing them off for attention at some event and I guess tits aren’t that big of a deal and I don’t really know why I am talking about them, maybe my life is just that boring and useless, and tits are all I have left to talk about, because I guess I like women and most women have tits , except for breast cancer victims and 5 year olds, so there’s nothing too exciting about this, but I guess we should celebrate her not having had breast cancer because we like tits and because it’s pretty clear this haggard slut isn’t 5. I doubt that made sense, but nothing I say ever really does….I’m working on it…

Pics Via FamePictures

Posted in:Michelle Johnson|Tit

2009

14

Sep

Teri Hatcher’s Snatcher Does the Malibu Triathalon of the Day

I was just thinking to myself “Remember when everyone wanted to fuck Teri Hatcher, it must have been a few years ago, and now I never even bother putting her pictures up because she’s old, weathered and disgusting” and then she goes and pulls this stunt…

Actually, I wasn’t thinking anything to myself at all, because I generally only think bad things and try to turn that shit off with booze and procrastination, and I’d never say a bitch is too old or too weathered for me, because the older the better, from experience, to inability for pregnancy, to no memory of the events that unfolded, sign me the fuck up, so I’d never say that, but when I saw these pics, I thought shit, remember when people wanted to fuck this girl and all they did was talk about her, whether on that Superman shit or Housewives…well I guess she’s let that get to her head and hasn’t given up on herself, even though most people have cuz she’s showing a pretty solid wax and based on experience, real old ladies don’t bother maintaining that shit….only ones with egos do and that doesn’t answer my real question, which is wondering what this rotting slab of meat in her bike shorts smells like before and after triathlons she takes part on in efforts of provin’ she’s as fit as she was when people actually wanted to fuck her, but I guess I’m just a sick man…

PICS via Mavrix

Posted in:Teri Hatcher|Triathalon|Vagina

2009

13

Sep

stepLINKS of the DAy

I have been drunk all weekend and I am still drunk but watching the VMAs at a friends house where I am continuing to get drunk and I hate how repetitive I tend to be with this whole drinking bullshit, but I really hate how repetitive these award shows are. It’s the same bullshit formula and I don’t believe anyone actually cares about this shit, its gotta be all lies, so since you’re not watching this shit, and sitting around the computer, I’ll just post my stepLINKS to entertain you.

Taylor Momsen is Gonna Strung Out in 3, 2, 1…
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Just When I Thought There Wasn’t a Bigger Loser Virgin Than You Are, The Internet Proves Me Wrong
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To Bad This Amazing Fake video of Lady GaGa Getting Electrocuted and Dying On Stage Wasn’t Real
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Because You Sure As Shit Aren’t Getting Laid This Weekend
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Megan Foxes Almost Nipples
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LEGAL TIP: STAY OUT OF JAIL BY EATING YOUR COLOSTOMY BAG
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Rod Stewart’s Wife’s Downblouse
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Kate Hudson is Lookin’ Good
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Jade Vixen is Some Japanese Domanatrix Bitch
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Striptease of the Day
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Meet Meru. He Warmed My Ice Cold Heart
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Kate Beckinsale’s Hottest Pics
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Whoa Ashley Simpson Photoshop Ridiculousness
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Victoria Beckham Floral Underpants
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Camilla Belle is Fucking Hot
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Whitney Port Actually Looks Half Bangable Here
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Hahahahah Fuck You and Your iPhone
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Veronika and the Wile Wild West
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Wow Tila Tequila Really Did Get Her Ass Semi Kicked
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Russian Rich Girl Fight
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Asian MILF and Young Pussy
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Ladies Get Pussy in the VIP
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Kid on a Roller Coaster
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I Don’t Give a Shit What Rhianna Wears, I Love Her
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Ron Jeremy is a Hot Piece
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Naomi Campbell Tit Shots
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In Bed With Alice
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I Totally Have a Thing For Emma Stone
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Anna is a Busty Nurse
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Slut With a Gun
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A Shiton of Cheerleaders
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MIRANDA KERR IS SIMPLY BREATHTAKING AT NY FASHION WEEK
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Bree Olsen in the Locker Room
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Some Kim Kardashian Pics
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Blonde in the Garden
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Peeping Tom Fail
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American Idol is Gonna Have Some Hot Lesbian Ellen Action
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I Don’t Know What the Fuck is Going On With This Bitches Tits
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365 Days of Exercise Can Actually Make You Skinny, Fat Ass
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HOLLY MADISON’S BOOBS ARE POPPIN’ OUT IN THESE NEW PEEP SHOW PICS!
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Travel Guide To North Korea
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2009

11

Sep

A Little Diane Sawyer Exclusive 9-11 Tribute of the Day

So Animal, the crazy fucker who hacked Lohan’s voicemail yesterday has an even crazier story about Diane Sawyer on September 11th, that involves her and her crew dressed like rescue people and fireman trying to get as close the the rubble as possible for an exclusive when there was a media blackout asking him and his camcorder to film some shit for them secretly and here is the footage…unfortunatey not footage of him fucking Diane Sawyer….

Anyway, this was me doin my part….watch the crazy footage.


To Read About It Check Out The Animal New York….
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Posted in:ABC|September 11|Video

2009

11

Sep

Shauna Sand and Her Hired Bitch of the Day

Shauna Sand was out taking care of herself because she is a lot of maintenance, like an old car you need to keep on the road because you can’t afford to get a new one or retire the old one, because looking like a plastic monster doesn’t come easy, what does come easy is hiring a male prostitute to carry her shit around like her little bitch because he likes the attention, looks like a bitch and figures it’ll help launch his career, whatever that is, at least more than sweeping hair at the hair salon he worked at before being hired by Shauna Sand, but unfortunatley he can’t come easy no matter how much her pussy looks like balls, it’s just too unnatural looking at all this to say it provides her kids with a real solid and normal homelife…..

Pics Via FamePictures


Shauna Sand Sex Tape Clips Exclusive

Posted in:Manicure|Shauna Sand

2009

11

Sep

Amanda Bynes Showin’ Off Leg of the Day

Amanda Bynes is prime example of someone who everyone thought would grow up to be this really hot piece of ass, even though her biggers role in a movie was playing a boy soccer player, leading me to think that maybe she didn’t really have the attributes you’d expect to have a vagina, who didn’t, but I guess that doesn’t matter, what does matter is how she looks like a bloated bobble head with water retention issues or maybe it is kidney failure, but her legs are pretty alright, especially when jacked in heels and a short skirt…

Pics Via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Amanda Bynes|Leg

2009

11

Sep

Carrie Fisher WIld Style of the Day

Only to fat people, a lunch bag is a fashion accessory…but I figure Carrie Fisher doesn’t really care much about fashion to being with based on this insane outfit she is wearing, but it’s my responsibility to post all things Star Wars for you virgins because Star Wars virgins gave me this opportunity to write this site and without you and your masturbating to Princess Leia, I wouldn’t have 5 readers, I’d be alone….
Jerk off to this you fucking weirdos, because she may not look like she did in the 70s, but she still has the same pussy and that’s good enough for you. I think her shirt is see thru and her leggings are all sliced up like she is 18 and just bought them at American Apparel or some shit….and you love her and her thick barrel of a body….enjoy.

Pics Via FamePictures

Posted in:Carrie Fisher|Wild Style

2009

11

Sep

Keri Hilson in Her Lingerie of the Day

Rihanna impersonator Keri Hilson is actually starting to get work. She’s not just Lil Wayne’s back-up singer anymore, she’s making her own way, carving her own path to reach her own destiny, she’s just ripping off everything she can about Rihanna along the way so that people talk about her and have something to compare her to, otherwise she’d just be another black whore who can sing and despite my black fetish, she’s not really makin’ the cut, maybe she’s too white and polished, or maybe I just don’t think she’s hot, but she is in her lingerie slutting it up like she does and he slutting it up is all that matters even if you don’t have it goin’ on…

Pics Via INF

Posted in:Keri Hilson|Lingerie

2009

11

Sep

Sophie Monk in Her Staged Bikini Pics of the Day

Yesterday, Sophie Monk’s people released a story about how she is being stalked because she’s so desirable in hopes of getting her work, you know making people think she’s got an audience, and today they released some staged pictures of her in a bikini to try to get some more media buzz and I guess that’s a cause I am willing to support, because desparation and eagerness to get naked for exposure is alright with me.

I didn’t have the right to post pictures cuz my site is Ghetto, but I can link to them…


To See The Pics You Better Follow This Link….
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Posted in:Sophie Monk|Staged

2009

11

Sep

Lady Gaga Has Not Pants On and Is Acting Ridiculous of the Day

Lady Gaga is a fucking clown who does anything to distract the world from her ugly fucking face. It’s like she created this whole act around trying to mask her ugliness and I guess it’s worked out in her favor, so maybe all you ugly people out there, and I know there are a lot of you reading this site, should take her lead and start wearing masks, oversized suglasses, hats, costumes, wigs and change the way you speak to sound like a stereotypical homosexual but instead of admitting that you are mockin’ and exploiting their lifestyle, give them a little attention and make them your fans, or some shit. Either way, she disgusts me and is pretty much the only person I hate in entertainment who I want to make a vow to stop writing about because it’s just repetitive and bores me, but when she’s got no pants, not shirt and is throwing a bouqet of flowes, I just gotta put it out there in hopes of making someone hate her enough to hunt her down and make her “disappear”…..or at least get people to stop buying her records and going to her shows….

Pics Via FamePictures

Posted in:Lady Gaga|Pants