2022
21
Jun
I believe in tiny tits…
It’s one of those fables or biblical story of David vs Goliath….
It’s not the size that counts, it’s the spirit….
I guess something small dick dudes try to believe, but know isn’t true, but small dicks are a whole different thing, since tiny tits tend to have hotter bodies than the big tits and it’s a numbers game really….
So here are some tiny tits…to look at and appreciate like the fineness that they are…
Posted in:TINY TITS
2022
21
Jun
Kendall Jenner is in her bikini showing off her waist to hip ratio…because that’s the best thing she’s got going for her, and it’s probably edited to be made more dramatic, since everything on the internet is a fucking lie, to the point that bitches write “NO FILTER” to let you know “this is what I look like” and most of them are filtered in their no filter pics…I blame zoom calls and facetime, turning the mediocre middle of the road employee into a TV star on the OFFICE TV network….all these fake fucks and we only have the Kardashians and their half sisters the Jenners to fucking blame because they are the leaders of the movement of vapid internet cunt being paid to be useless, superficial, materialistic, money grubbing, gross looking trash….but Kendall has a hot body, more Jenner than whatever their whore mom’s last name was before she wallet fucked a Kardashian….and I just hope she doesn’t have Bruce’s cock….literally and figuratively….in a jar or tucked into her asshole for the bikini shot because you never know with these MONSTERS….and I’ve heard all kinds of rumors sincce they are America’s royal family that most hate, some love to hate, and others are too fucking dumb to have opinions or thoughts…
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Posted in:Kendall Jenner
2022
21
Jun
Tight Pants remind me of romance, but only because I grab my penis to try to try to find it, it is an inny than an outty….some dudes brag about their 11 inchers, it’s all they have to talk about, understandable, while I am here bragging about being 3 inches deep into my fat muff gut….if you spread it enough, you may see the tip…..
Point being, I’d jerk off to every last tight pant I see and I see a lot of them because girls, all girls dress slutty, even old fat ones, I blame or thank the internet….I haven’t decided yet, but here are tight pants to mull over….
Posted in:Tight Pants
2022
21
Jun
That doesn’t mean I don’t think she’s worth a look, even though I think her origin story is bullshit and rather was probably human trafficked before selling her soul to the demons who made her a top tier popstar who makes music that probably sends evil messages to kids to consume, or to eat bugs and be happy, you know to pave the way for the great reset they have planned, because they need their celebrities controlled to send those messages…
But who cares about ay of that TikTok viral song success after Youtube success, when she’s in a bikini top with her big girl titties….rocking the devil horns as a tribute to her transgender god..
I’m not into it, you know, since I choose Jesus over these lame ass Satanics who are zero fucking cool, but I’m willing to watch it unfold because these lame ass Satanics are garbage….and anyone lookin’ at them wanting to partake in their nonsense is just a misguided fool….but I’m into tits…regardless of their darkness…so long as they weren’t born with a dick…that chicks with dicks movement of perverts doesn’t speak to me..no matter how hard they try to steal pride from Gay men, thinking that Gay men are into trannies because they are gay and part of some non straight club….while gays can still hate trannies too.
Which brings up an important point, PRIDE month is a scam, appropriating GAY pride, and throwing in every other sexual fetish under the umbrella and soon gays are going to want none of that….like if you were to celebrate white people during Black History month, they’re two different movements….not under one flag….
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Posted in:Dua Lipa
2022
21
Jun
Bathing suits…..for whatever reason still appeal to me…..even though you can find videos of hot 20 year old girls in college fisting themselves on the internet….
I’m more into implied nudity, rather gaping asshole nudity, because I don’t really need to see how meaty the vagina is, or how it may or may not dangle in the win…
Maybe I’m old school, or some sort of romantic, but the bikini speaks more to my personality of being hated by most women due to my personality, so that their bikinis or swimsuits are about as good of a show as they’ll ever give me,….even though you can probably find videos of them fisting themselves on the internet….you know to show you just how meaty the vagina is…DELI COUNTER…..which for the record, I don’t mind because I like vagina, it’s just more fun not knowing every detail of a woman…and bathing suits is the public way to do that.
So here’s that random as fuck bathing suit round-up….
Posted in:swimsuit
2022
21
Jun
Chanel Westcoast may not exist in the pop culture stream of mattering, I don’t even know if anyone knows who Chanel Westcoast is, because despite being a rapper no one listens to, she was on an MTV show that you’d think would put her at the top of the food chain since it was a popular show at the time, maybe it would make people want to fuck her or listen to her….just not enough people to really hit the top of the charts, but enough people to let her on their boat where she simulates sex with her bikini bottoms, like a good little sex worker….I mean if they aren’t simulating sex with their bathing suits, what’s the point of letting them on the boat….the best thing in all this is that despite her hood accent, a fake hood accent, she’s from the OC, but despite that hood accent…this boat could potentially be her father’s, not her sugar daddy’s but her actual fathers…you know another rich kid with a dream….but I don’t know her origin story or care, I’m here to watch her simulate sex with her bathing suit.
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Posted in:Chanel West Coast
2022
21
Jun
When you sell your soul to the industry after a decade long mediocre career in the industry, at least mediocre compared to the other starlets, not compared to the other try hards who don’t make it, because even when Charli XCX was mediocre she was doing better than 99 percent of aspiring popstars, be sure to pull the titties out…especially when the titties are her most marketable feature….especially when you’re European and this is considered a bikini top…..in what I consider the ultimate in marketing materials…but I like tits. I’m a straight dude like that.
To see the rest of the pics so the paparazzi don’t sue me (again)…CLICK HERE
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Posted in:Charli XCX
2022
21
Jun
2022
21
Jun
When you’re a medical worker, you know a HEALTHCARE HERO, saving lives and helping sick people all fucking day, sometimes you just need to get naked in photograph to break up the otherwise depressing day…maybe it’s to make money, maybe it’s because you like being jerked off to, maybe it’s a porno generation of perversion out there that just makes you so fucking horny that even when you’re in your day to day life, all you’re thinking about is how to pull your titties out.
I wouldn’t know, because I don’t believe in modern medicine, I believe in the terrain theory not the germ theory, and I believe that any ailments we have is just detoxing or parasites and all that other shit they tell you about is designed to make them a lot of fucking money and by them, I mean everyone involved….and not for posting nudes, that is a whole side hustle…that I guess these girls are knee deep into because some of this shit is pretty racy for a professional, almost like seeing a stock boy at the pharmacy in sweatpants, what is going on in the world, customer service has really gone to shit..until on day, when the industry catches up with the staff, and they start tending to their patients like this….and on that day, my opinion of modern medicine will change because tits hypnotize me, I am weak putty in the hands of tits.
Posted in:NURSES
2022
21
Jun
In my mental breakdown that comes every father’s day, when I am reminded of being a second rate citizen for not breeding bitches the way we’re supposed to as real men, wanting to spread our seed, but instead feeling it is too much responsibility that will get in the way of our drinking, instead of just doing it irresponsibly and continuing the drinking, knowing that the shitty pyschopaths you end up creating will just be blamed on the mom anyway…..
It made posting the MILFS on a Monday far too painful, bringing up the whole fucking other people’s MILFs instead of my own…because sometimes you don’t like thinking about all the dick the whore you’re with has had, but when they have kids, that shit just gets paraded in your face like it is GAY PRIDE, usually in annoying ways, like by asking you to help with its homework, or to play catch with it, cuz the real dad was smart enough to fuck off….the way you should have had you not pulled out, or had you not had weak womanly sperm.
Yes, sperm can be womanly when it’s filled with estrogen.
All this to say, MILFS are a fetish to some young guys out there, and a sign of giving up to a bunch of old guys out there who statistically can’t find women without kids to fuck, because they aren’t rich enough.
Posted in:Milf
