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2022

17

Jun

Josephine Skriver Oiled Up of the Day

Test Tube Baby, Science Experiment, Made with CRISPR technology in a lab thanks to her biologist dad has proven to be a success..

She hasn’t spontaneous combusted yet, she hasn’t died of weird cancers yet, she’s just a solid designer baby that will inspire all the lab made babies in their future family-less dystopia they are planning for all you fucking normies out there….you will own nothing, you will be alone in your cell-like pod, you will not have family, but you will have sex with other whores to distract you from the COMPANY/CORPORATION THAT RUNS THE WORLD…

So yeah, if all the bitches look like this, works for me.

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2022

17

Jun

Madison Beer Tits of the Day

Madison Beer is a nother girl who was sold to the internet by her mother with big dreams for her….sing cover songs, get noticed, and show off those budding breasts just enough to get the view count high so we can game the record label with your numbers, when signing a lucrative deal when they realize that Youtube is where the talent comes from….

I have never heard any of her songs, she apparently has an album that clearly was zero impressive, not even viral on TikTok…but why would she bother when she’s got that internet youtuber money, record deal money, that clearly doesn’t force her to put out music very fast, it’s the laziest popster around…..who I’ve only seen in crop tops walking to lunch every day, rocking a solid set of tits, which is really all we can ask from shitty pop music, because if the tits aren’t good and the music isn’t good, we got nothing….if the tits are good and the music isn’t good, we got all we need. BOOBS!

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2022

17

Jun

Jordyn Jones Wet Bikini of the Day

This dumpy reality star who was exploited as child by the temptation of the Hollywood life, where her trashy mom who looks like she belongs on a 300 pound life Life network show of her own, fully went typical broke ghetto white lady, and brought her cute enough daughter she had in dance class to audition for grown-ups, only to get cast and put on the air for real perverts, before becoming totally irrelevant, I mean where is a child dance reality star to go, other than selling panty pics on instagram, or maybe hopping into OnlyFans, which will happen.

I guess when you’re from Michigan trash, you do what you can and now they have money, all before she ended up 300 pounds too…..

It will happen, but for now, she’s at that not too fat to watch her shake her fat trashy ass.



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2022

17

Jun

Shailene Woodley Braless of the Day

Activist Shailene Woodley, who once protested CLIMATE CHANGE or the Oil Industry, getting arrested over pipelines and not for taking pipe, like most girls trying to become actors probably should be arrested for, you know it’s called prostitution ladies….even if it’s in the houses of industry leading producers.

Clearly, she’s very concerned with the environment sitting at some roof top patio in some place that could be California, but that is probably overseas, you know because flying jets doesn’t upset her – PIPELINES DO…..

These people are all full of shit, but the sting bikini and sloppy braless tits in a wife beater, while icing an injury that would probably make it hard for her to run from your romantic advances, the way you like it.

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2022

17

Jun

Izabel Goulart’s Ass at an Event of the Day

Izabel Goulart is probably in her mid to late 50s at this point in the game, I mean, I remember her from decades ago when she was a VS model human trafficked, CHECK THE FLIGHT LOGS.

She’s straight from Brazil, probably still living in Brazil, which means she could have a dick, it’s a cultural thing down there that was way ahead of the tranny era of America…tranny porn relied heavily on Brazil in the early days….AIDS was brought to American porn straight from the asshole of Brazilian trannies….so you can never be too sure.

What you can be sure of is that these are the ideal pant, if I was to go into Fashion Design school, and I probably should, this is basically the designs I would run with, only it’d be a little more crotchless knowing that putting genitals on display is next up in future trends, thanks to doing it on the internet anyway.

So I’m into all that is going on here since she’s still looking good in her mid to late 50s thanks to a life of fitness to maintain that unrealistic body expectation of a model that’s looking pretty realistic to someone who wanted it bad enough. Slackers.

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2022

17

Jun

Fishnet Friday of the Day

Fishnets are the kind of tool that make any straight dude or cross dresser feel like an outdoorsman…

You now catching that Trouser Clam…which is a legit slang for pussy that in all my years of writing about pussy, I’ve never heard but any reference to pussy that involves the word Trouser is speaking my 1950s kind of way.

I’ve actually never really though of a pussy as fishy, seafood, and I’ve had some pretty vile pussy in my life, I just always thought “that smells like pure shit”….never “this smells like a New Orleans Seafood boil….but writing about fishnets, you either talk about french prostitutes, objectification of women through lingerie, accessible lingerie for any bitch, young and old, fat girls and skinny girls, fishnets for everyone….

I prefer to talk about literal fishnets….it is an impending apocalypse….stock up on them….save yourself….in a sexy way.

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2022

17

Jun

Draya Michele Bikini of the Day

I don’t know if Draya Michele’s ass is real or not, because I don’t know who Draya Michele is or not.

It’s still an ass that looks ridiculous in a bikini and I’m into it, you know novelty itel ass, you know the kind of thing you’d want smothered on your face, you know suffocating you out, you know all round and diaper like, not in a creepy “I only fuck old ladies with incontinence because I work at the old folks home and the ones with dementia are easy” diaper fetish kind of way, but in a her ass is round and in pants would look like she’s in diaper, only to reveal she’s not when she busts out the bikinis…..

It is fun to look at even if you hate instagram bodies, because instagram is some fake ass shit with fake ass people and fake asses that look like basketballs…possibly by design..since her claim to fame was being on some Basketball Wife reality show, you know make the sugar daddy feel like he’s on the court in his comfortzone while syphoning his money.

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2022

17

Jun

Full Back Panties Friday of the Day

The best part of full back panties is eating the period out of them, since that’s basically the only time girls rock the full back panties, unless they are in relationships and have thrown in the towel.

I guess for the normies out there, the best thing about full back panties, like all panties is taking them the fuck off.

I guess for the old ass fucks out there like me, the best thing about full back panties is that they are panties, and when you’re as old as me, all asses look amazing in the full back panties, even when they don’t because if you saw my 60 year old obese wife’s ass in a set of full back panties, assuming we could find some in her size, you’d understand why ALL these fullback panties are incredible to me.

That’s not in defence of full back panties, that’s a glimpse into my sad and depressive existence.

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2022

17

Jun

Maddie Ziegler in a Fitness Campaign of the Day

Maddie Ziegler is some child reality star, who got famous for dancing as a child on TV, which you know attracted the worst kinds of people, like SIA who ended up casting her in all her music videos, because children in leotards doing weird experimental dances is something the music industry likely jerks off to….

So to say she’s been Groomed, or created by the industry is probably accurate, I don’t know her, I just know that she’s 19 now, so her life as an instagram model, showing off that muscle memory from being sold to the industry as a child dancer…for brands who pay her…

Put that dance body to good use because some of us have made a life out of loving strippers, some of us think dancing is dumb, but when the clothes come off, less dumb, and some of us have even fucked trained dancers who have the fitness and rhythm to fuck right, and that was long before dancing got so sexual with that ass twerking…..

So I’ll look at her in fitness gear for fitness brands making billions of dollars off all the girls I see on the streets who dress like this because the internet told them to.It’s a look and I like it.

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2022

17

Jun

Feminist Friday of the Day

Feminism is a scam that was designed to trick women into choosing an empty existence of being loyal to the corporation instead of the family and community….only to reward them with fake titles to make them feel they are climbing some ladder of importance….allowing them to buy their fancy apartments, clothing, purses for all their hot dates with random men who bang them out and leave them, which they pretend they are stoked about, because they are busy making their money, too busy to feel actual emotional fulfillment..

These girls aren’t necessarily feminists, they are just braless, and burning the bra is another lie that they pretend is part of the feminist agenda of figuring out how to tax more people, by making them think it’s their idea and progress….

But at the same time, everyone’s basically a feminist because we all feel women have the same rights as men and are capable of the same if not more than men, I mean they do come stock with a 3D printer that creates life, seems like anything else they do, like year end reports are far less impressive than that….but keep on working for the man like a sucker….while I stare at these braless babes and their handle on progressive fashion trends that let me see full tit.

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