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2009

17

Aug

Madonna Makes the Right Bathing Suit Choice of the Day

I am definitely not the ideal parent, you know the kind of guy you’d want your kids to look up to as a mentor and advisor. I’m not the person you’d want teaching your kids life lessons and important things like how to treat other people, or how to drink without puking, but that’s okay, because I don’t have kids of my own to fuck up.

Madonna on the otherhand does and I think bringing her 20 year old fuck toy into her kids’ life some serious asshole behavior, that’s the kind of shit that will turn Lourdes into some kind of daddy issue whore, mimicking her mother and ending up with a pussy that has seen more cock than my uncle’s chicken farm, not that that’s a big deal, especially considering those are the only kinds of girls who have sex with me, and the fact that Madonna’s got staff to take care of the kids and to let them know that what their mommy does is wrong and that she’s a horrible, vile person who I am ashamed I ever masturbated to, but the one thing she did do right is her choice in bathing suits, because a covered up Madonna is a far better Madonna than one in a bikini. Good job, you whore. Let’s hope you drowned.

Posted in:Bathing Suit|Madonna|Swim

2009

17

Aug

Geri Halliwell and the Bad Joke of the Day

The Bad Joke of the Day is going to be a short lived feature here on the site, where I find a bad joke and post it for all of you to laugh at it. I think I tried it once before, where I wrote the bad joke myself, since I am good at that, but today’s bad joke is a caption the paparazzi wrote to go along with this picture of Ginger Spice…

Ginger Spice Geri Halliwell looks like she’s trying to take Sporty Spice’s title as she goes for an early morning power walk!

Taking Sporty Spice’s Title….LOL….Good one guys….Maybe you should spend less time taking the pictures and more time writing this genius shit….

That said here are pics of Geri Halliwell stealing Sporty Spice’s title cuz she’s in sweat pants….

Posted in:Geri Halliwell|Ginger Spice

2009

17

Aug

Marisa Miller and Alessandra Ambrosio Dance Off of the Day

Here is some MTV bullshit that is probably not from this part of the world of two Victoria’s Secret models doing some guess the song dance off…unfortunately Lady Gaga polluted this shit but Alessandra Ambrosio’s shorts made up for it. There is really nothing funny about this video, just a whole lot of depressing since not all girls are made like this, but at least there is a whole lot of legs going on in this video and that may make your life a little more enjoyable for a few minutes before accepting the fact that the world is an unfair place, your wife is fat and ugly and your life is fuckin miserable….

Posted in:Alessandra Ambrosio|Dancing|Marisa Miller

2009

17

Aug

Sienna Miller Grabbin’ and Spreading Her Ass of the Day

I realize I posted pictures of Sienna Miller wearing the same bikini the other day and despite the likely possiblity that she doesn’t shower or change her underwear because she looks like that kind of rich cokewhore, I am pretty sure these pictures were taken the same fuckin’ day and I am only really posting them because I liked the picture of her spreading her ass cheek like a slut beggin to get fucked…I guess the other reason I am posting these pics is because I used to be a fan of her work, mainly because her work consisted of getting topless in every movie she was in at a time when i was into small tits and hipster fashionista bush, but those times are long gone, give me big titties and a bald pussy anyday cuz I’ve moved on and so has about 15 men she’s dated since then, because she has the ability to wreck homes with her pussy in the first few months of dating, but has no staying power, a lot like her career….here are some pics of her in a bikini…

Posted in:Ass|Bikini|Sienna Miller

2009

17

Aug

Danni Minogue’s Waist-To-Hip-Ratio in a Bikini of the Day

It’s a good thing Danni Minogue got her tits done. It was like some self-fulfilling prophecy or someshit that went down when she was a little longer and trying to be sexy and relevant because that’s why girls get fake tits, anticipating that one day her ass and would get fat and balance out her top heavy self so that when her overall sex appeal dies down to the general population, the bottom feeders who are trying to get to her sister thru her vagina will still overlook the shit, that is assuming that she ever had any sex appeal and since she has a vagina, I assume she did, but I’m thinking she was nothing more than a whore with fake tits and a dream to get out of her sisters shadow, you know, who secretly wished the breast cancer would ravage her sister so that she’d be the favorite Minogue, something that didn’t happen for her, but what did happen this weekend is that she got into a bikini and here are the pics….

Posted in:Bikini|Danni Minogue

2009

17

Aug

Britney Spears’ Thick Neck in a Bikini of the Day

There are a few disgusting things about Britney, none quite as disgusting as the girl I met in a stairwell who ate her own period, but pretty fucking close. When I look at her thick neck, I think of a man who works out too much so that he is the best topless pit dancer in the all night gay afterparty, and despite popular belief, that thought doesn’t usually come to mind when I see a chick in a bikini….

When I look at her ass, I can’t help but pull some Good Will Hunting shit and figure that at 27 years 6 Months old, she’s been alive for over 10,000 days, on average she probably has taken at least one shit everyday, to balance out the days she’s been constipated, I can only imagine she’s had multiple shit days, and above all that, she’s not known for being the girl with the best diet, so it’s safe to say at least half those shits were vile, you know the kind you walk in on in a public bathroom that make you fucking gag, wondering what the fuck happened to the person who made this mess and trying to decide whether or not you should try to find him and take him to the hospital because it is the right thing to fuckin’ do.

When I look at her pussy, I can’t help but remember K-Fed and his potent sperm, the pregnancy, the 2 babies, the tampon string, the period stained clothes, the sweating, the pussy shot, the period of time where she didn’t wash and the times my wife had a yeast infection and I’d go down on her, only to come up coughing and puking insisting she sort her Britney Spears Pussy Out….because Britney Spears became a synonymn for vile fuckin’ cunt…..

So no matter how hot Britney may look in a bikini, or how much she’s cleaned herself up, I just can’t bring myself to lovin’ her unconditionally, cuz she’s got too much baggage I just can’t forget about…

Here she is in a pink bikini…..cuz I guess her rancid cunt burnt a hole in the other one….She’s at the Ritz Carlton…I guess that means she’s classy….or at least classy enough to not walk around with her pussy lips exposed…

Posted in:Bikini|Britney Spears

2009

17

Aug

A Little Black on Monster Video of the Day

Here’s some footage from the new Kardashian show and it’s fucking miserable to watch. A lot of emotions are running thru me right now and all of them end in suicide. I don’t understand how America allows trash like this to have a show, like they are relevant or have anything to offer the world other than leasons in how to make your dead father regret leaving anything to your cunt ass in his will. The show should change its name to “The Kardashian Sisters Hang with Black People” and the highlight of it is when he asks if she dates athletes cuz they are taller than her, which was the soft way of asking if she only dates black people cuz with a monster head like that, she’s gotta have a pretty seriously large gaping pussy to fill. True story.

Posted in:Khloe Kardashian|Kissing|Terrence J

2009

15

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

I have nothing to say. It is 10 am. I spent the night in the woods. Accidentally. I haven’t slept much. I smell like bark and I just got in. I don’t know what happened but I am pretty sure I had sex with a tree. It was magical. So people who say drugs are bad are just boring and wrong, cuz without drugs I may have never had the best sex I can remember with a tree because it took drugs for my brain to think she was hot and worth fucking. Some people say I am not an environmentalist but environmentalists hate me. They lecture me and try to make me guilty for not composting. Well I think those people are bullshit and don’t love trees as much as I do and probably never will, so next time they bug me about donating to some emissions or recycling or tree planting bullshit, I’ll just have to bust the photo from last night to prove it.

Here are my stepLINKS….

These Sluts Do What They Are Told
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HAVE YOU SEEN THIS MAN?!
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the Jonas Brothers Finally Hit Puberty!
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Vanessa Hudgen’s Hottest Pics
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Lap Dance Work Out
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Let’s Bask in the Glory of Sarah Hardings Ass Together
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Jump, Kick Fail – I Love Seeing Kids Fall
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Rebecca Romijn Camel Toe!
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Renee Zellweger Just Keeps Getting Weirder Looking
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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AHHHHHHH Tricia Helfer
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Striptease of the Day
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Michael Hepls Crashed a Car
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Eve Longoria is Lookin Alright
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Nicol and Kayla Get It On
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What? Isn’t This The Way Everyone BBQs?
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Get Ready for the Biggest Piece of Shit Ever
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Girls Gotta Keep on Jumping
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Wet Tshirt Contests Are Always Fine By Me
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what Good is a Gun For, If Only to shoot Yourself – VIDEO
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Girlfriend Makes a Porno
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Adele Makes My Penis Hurt in a Good Way
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Love When Guys Eat It On Ramps – VIDEO
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Posh is So Fucking Gross
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I Love Me Some Shay Laren
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Imogen Thomas Topless
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Lina Goes Green
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Bambi and Petra
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Shakira Has Still Got It
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Jenaveve is Oh So Sexy
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Because The Only Thing Awesome About Toronto is the Babes
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Everyone Loves a Slutty Bridesmaid
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Surprise!! Stewie is Gay!!
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44 Sluts Posing With Les Paul Guitars
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Sandy is a Romantic at Heart, and When I Say Heart, I Mean Vagina
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Playboy Miss September – Kimberly Phillips
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High School Brawl – VIDEO
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How About Some Mystery Meat?
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Lady Caca Wants the Gays
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BOOOOOOOB FIIIIIIGHT!
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Peta Treats Women Like Pieces of Meat
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HERE’S THE MOST FUCKABLE GIRL ON THE INTERNET…..IF SHE DOESN’T BLOW YOU TO DEATH FIRST
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Some Quebec Slut Who Banged Ben Affleck Making Out with Strippers
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2009

14

Aug

Aubrey O’Day is Turning Black of the Day

I find Aubrey O’Day’s strategy to stay famous pretty racist. She’s darkened her hair-up to look like a light skin black girl gone blonde, she’s taken up eating and is getting thick and she’s even started tanning heavy, all in efforts to look like some kind of Beyonce, because I guess her target market is black dudes, and she thinks that is what they want, even though everyone knows that black dudes don’t like fuckin’ black women, and she had better luck with the white angle, but I guess she hasn’t figured that one out as she goes out partying with her black girlfriends like she wasn’t from Palm Springs and was straight from the ghetto…

Posted in:Aubrey O'Day|Black

2009

14

Aug

Ashley Tisdale Ugly Watch of the Day

In case you were wondering Ashley Tisdale is still ugly and I guess she realizes it because now she’s dressing ugly too. I guess that’s a good thing because there’s really no point for an ugly person to dress hot, if anything that shit pisses me off, while Tisdale’s career and sense of importance pisses me off, at least she knows she isn’t much too look at, otherwise she wouldn’t have got a nose job, but maybe next time she should go for something a little more dramatic, like a face transplant. For the record – I’ve used that joke before….it is Friday.

Posted in:Acid Wash|Ashley Tisdele|Ugly