I'll Make You Famous…
 
 

2009

10

Aug

Kate Moss’ Nipples Hang with Shitty People of the Day

I guess Kate Moss’ nipples realize that her prime is behind her and it’s all downhill for her as her body slowly gets more cylindrical, her career gets less and less work and the men in her life do less and less heroin, and I guess that depresses them because they’ve lowered their standards in who they hang out with, because everyone knows only someone suicidal would spend their afternoons intentionally with a twat like Lily Allen and that’s all I have to say about that.

Posted in:Kate Moss|Lily Allen|Nipple

2009

10

Aug

Sophie Monk Staged Paparazzi Pics of the Day

I used to like Sophie Monk, not on a personal level, because I’ve never met her and never will, but in a I have nothing better to do with my time than post paparzzi pictures and she’s interesting to look at kind of way. But now now she’s older and washed up and I’m assuming broke and desperate, because she’s in paparazzi pics, but more importantly because her lesbian lover the Good Charlotte twin dumped her for Paris Hilton, and nothing is more rock bottom than that shit which would explain the emotional eating body.

Posted in:Bikini|Sophie Monk|Staged

2009

10

Aug

Ashley Greene Naked Pictures Tainted By Perez of the Day

[IMAGES REMOVED CUZ SHIT IS THE LAW SON]

I don’t watch Twilight or fall into the whole trap because I have better things to do, so I don’t know who Ashley Greene is, but assume she is Brian Austin Greene’s daughter and now she’s showing off her swollen pussy in some webcam pics, cuz every girl takes naked pictures of herself, whether it’s to check themselves out or seduce random dudes they are dating without thinking that dude will pass that shit around, especially when bitch is famous, or even if it’s for a publicity stunt and the whole thing is pretty alright, except that Perez had to turn it fuckin’ gay…

Posted in:Ashley Greene|Naked

2009

10

Aug

Bethany Frankel and Her Stupid Fake Tits of the Day

I have this thing about rich housewives that involves me trying to throw them off, just because I figure they think they have their perfect little lives all sorted out. They have the husband’s credit card, who is always at work trying to pay for their lavish lifestyle while getting to stay as far the fuck away from their obnoxious wife, they have the nanny to free up their time to shop, get their hair done and most importantly bang the hired help all while dressing like they are their 12 year old daughter, rockin’ eating disorders to stay fit and jackin’ their shit up at the plastic surgeon’s office before going to a Starbucks near me, forcing me to overhear the same conversation over and fucking over and over again about their vacation or their kids being the fuckin’ ultimate in the world, giving me no choice but to ask them politely where to get in contact with their plastic surgeon to pay him to botch their next fake lip job so that they lose the ability to fuckin’ talk, suck dick and pretty much leave their fuckin’ house to annoy me cuz this high maintenance shit is the fuckin’ devil, before asking how much they charge to let me touch their circus freak plastic vagina like shit was at the petting zoo because the only way to get the devil out of a cunt like is thru the plastic surgeon modified pussy.

I don’t know who Bethany Frankel is, but I hear she’s on a reality TV show that I will never watch, cuz I see bitches like this all the time.

Posted in:Bethany Frankel|cleavage|Tits

2009

10

Aug

Carla Bruni Sarkozy in Her Bikini of the Day

< Here is a little power hungry pussy for you guys out there in shitty jobs or who are unemployed to remember that the good pussy knows better than to waste time with you, as the good pussy is trained to spend their time and energy on dudes who can provide for them. The only hope for you is that there are not that many political leaders out there for girls to bed and lockdown and girls are idiots and sometimes if you find the right low level whore who gets excited about a night manager at the videostore, sure she's probably 14 years old and impressed by not having to pay late fees, but she'll turn 18 one day and that day is the day you want to make sure you poke a hole in the condom, before she realizes how much of a brokeback piece of shit you are. Cuz it's some genetic code that pussy doesn't want hurtbags to make their babies, except for the girls who get knocked up by black guys who treat them like jump offs in hopes of changing them and lockin' them down, because some girls are needy but not quite sane enough to realize that just because he won't commit to you and is banging twelve other girls but tells you you're his favorite doesn't mean he'll give it all away for her, especially now that it's costing him money every month. That's a change your name situation....and this is an end this post situation...because I don't feel like writing anymore about girls with Daddy issues.

Posted in:Bikini|Carla Bruni Sarkozy

2009

10

Aug

Kristin Cavallari in her Bikini of the Day

Kristin Cavallari is in her bikini and I don’t give a fuck. This shit is boring and the only thing exciting about seeing her on the beach is the small hope that she is on her period and some will drip into the ocean attracting a couple sharks to end her miserable existence because I hate her and her dumpy, useless, reality TV piece of shit vagina.

I just woke up, I am too old to go as hard as I do.

Posted in:Bikini|Kirstin Cavallari

2009

10

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

I have been stuck in the woods on a 3 day alcohol fueled mushroom trip. I feel like I had sex with random sluts in random fields the entire time, but I could have been imagining the whole thing, but as amazing as the whole thing was, I shoulda done my links before I left…but I am doing them now. Better late that never…I guess….

Follow Me On Twitter Cuz I Embarrass Myself There
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Because Bustin a Nut Always Makes My Hangover Go Away
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Snoops Dog is Racist
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ITS MARIO FOREVER AND EVER AND EVER
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Remember That Dancing Wedding Video That Was Pretty Gay?
Here’s the Divorce One That’s Actually Kind of Amazing
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Bachelor Cooking With Aria Giovanni
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UPSIDE DOWN KARAOKE!!!
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Christina Milian Swollen Camel Toe
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Lohan on the Cover of Some Magazine or Some Shit
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If G.I. Joe Worked In Your Office
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And I Thought I Was Fat, Holy Fuck!
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A Song About Face Fungus
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striptease of the Day
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Kristin Cavallari is Filiming in a Bikini
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Lohan is an Idiot
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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I Probably Hate Kids More Than Anyone, But Gewn Stefani’s Son Seems Like a Little Badass
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Lesbian Gonzo!!
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Mischa Barton is Looking Really Fucking Rough Man
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Cheeto Puff In A Bikini
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Nicole Richie is the Size of a Fucking House
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Sara Jean Underwood Gallery
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Introducing Natalie Weston
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Star Wars Dance Party
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Blonde and a Brunette Fuck with a Strap On
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Heidi Montag Looks Like Shes Covered
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Sophia Rozzi is All That and More
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Vogue’s 2009 Calendar Shot My Terry Richardson
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OMG!!1111WETCATZ!!!LOL
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Jessica Alba Bikini Throwback
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Sophie Howard is Topless
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Ginger At the Bar
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Bryci is Easy on the Eyes
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Gossip Girl Sexy Legs
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Jana Takes It Off
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Michael J Fox Says Try the Shakes!
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The 9 Must See Acts of Lollapalooza
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wow, Shes Flexible
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Hotties At the Bandslam Premiere
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14 Year Old Boxer Gets Knocked Out Cold
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Pop Goes the Pussy
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Tyra Banks is Fucking Weird Man
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24 Year Old Virgin
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Birthday Dogs, WTF?!
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2009

07

Aug

Heather Graham is in her Bikini of the Day

I am slowly dying – and so is Heather Graham’s sex appeal, but before she’s a total sloppy pig, she’s still got a few more years in her, I don’t know if I’m gonna be so lucky, that’s why I am going to pass the fuck out so I can punish myself all over again, and I’ll leave you these pictures to help you while punishing your genitals you pathetic motherfucker. I’ve had enough writing for the weeek.

Posted in:Bikini|Heather Graham

2009

07

Aug

Kristin Cavallari is at the Beach and Not in a Bikini of the Day

Wearing clothes to a beach is like wearing a condom during sex. It’s unfuckin natural. So I don’t know what this Kristin Cavallari chick is doing, other than fuckin’ up the natural life cycle of beaches. If anything she should be hiding her fucking face for crawling back to be on The Hills in the tailend of the show’s lifespan because her cunt ass tried to launch a legit career and shit didn’t work cuz she’s a bad case of inflated ego without the talent to back it up. Not that you care, if anything these pictures are designed to make you hate her more for not playin’ by the fuckin’ rules….it’s too there wasn’t someone on the beach to rip her clothes off of her, but I assume if they did the show producers and camera men who follow her everywhere she goes would step in…..making her a hard girl to rape.

Posted in:Beach|Kristin Cavallari

2009

07

Aug

Lady Gaga Flashing Her Dick of the Day

(Removed video due to autoplay annoying me – google it if you care)

In Gaga’s most recent cry for attention, she decided to flash her dick, or her fake dick in front of a bunch of people at a pride event. I guess she’s trying to gain credibility amongst the fags she’s exploiting as actually being one of them, or maybe she just wants people writing about her, and they are, including me, but at least I know I am not helping her career, because no one reads this fuckin’ site, because if I was helping her career, I’d be forced to kill myself because I hate this bitch and want her to disappear pretyt much more than anyone in Entertainment right now, because she’s just full of fuckin shit.

Posted in:Dick|Lady Gaga