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2022

17

Jun

Fishnet Friday of the Day

Fishnets are the kind of tool that make any straight dude or cross dresser feel like an outdoorsman…

You now catching that Trouser Clam…which is a legit slang for pussy that in all my years of writing about pussy, I’ve never heard but any reference to pussy that involves the word Trouser is speaking my 1950s kind of way.

I’ve actually never really though of a pussy as fishy, seafood, and I’ve had some pretty vile pussy in my life, I just always thought “that smells like pure shit”….never “this smells like a New Orleans Seafood boil….but writing about fishnets, you either talk about french prostitutes, objectification of women through lingerie, accessible lingerie for any bitch, young and old, fat girls and skinny girls, fishnets for everyone….

I prefer to talk about literal fishnets….it is an impending apocalypse….stock up on them….save yourself….in a sexy way.

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2022

17

Jun

Draya Michele Bikini of the Day

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I don’t know if Draya Michele’s ass is real or not, because I don’t know who Draya Michele is or not.

It’s still an ass that looks ridiculous in a bikini and I’m into it, you know novelty itel ass, you know the kind of thing you’d want smothered on your face, you know suffocating you out, you know all round and diaper like, not in a creepy “I only fuck old ladies with incontinence because I work at the old folks home and the ones with dementia are easy” diaper fetish kind of way, but in a her ass is round and in pants would look like she’s in diaper, only to reveal she’s not when she busts out the bikinis…..

It is fun to look at even if you hate instagram bodies, because instagram is some fake ass shit with fake ass people and fake asses that look like basketballs…possibly by design..since her claim to fame was being on some Basketball Wife reality show, you know make the sugar daddy feel like he’s on the court in his comfortzone while syphoning his money.

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2022

17

Jun

Full Back Panties Friday of the Day

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The best part of full back panties is eating the period out of them, since that’s basically the only time girls rock the full back panties, unless they are in relationships and have thrown in the towel.

I guess for the normies out there, the best thing about full back panties, like all panties is taking them the fuck off.

I guess for the old ass fucks out there like me, the best thing about full back panties is that they are panties, and when you’re as old as me, all asses look amazing in the full back panties, even when they don’t because if you saw my 60 year old obese wife’s ass in a set of full back panties, assuming we could find some in her size, you’d understand why ALL these fullback panties are incredible to me.

That’s not in defence of full back panties, that’s a glimpse into my sad and depressive existence.

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2022

17

Jun

Maddie Ziegler in a Fitness Campaign of the Day

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Maddie Ziegler is some child reality star, who got famous for dancing as a child on TV, which you know attracted the worst kinds of people, like SIA who ended up casting her in all her music videos, because children in leotards doing weird experimental dances is something the music industry likely jerks off to….

So to say she’s been Groomed, or created by the industry is probably accurate, I don’t know her, I just know that she’s 19 now, so her life as an instagram model, showing off that muscle memory from being sold to the industry as a child dancer…for brands who pay her…

Put that dance body to good use because some of us have made a life out of loving strippers, some of us think dancing is dumb, but when the clothes come off, less dumb, and some of us have even fucked trained dancers who have the fitness and rhythm to fuck right, and that was long before dancing got so sexual with that ass twerking…..

So I’ll look at her in fitness gear for fitness brands making billions of dollars off all the girls I see on the streets who dress like this because the internet told them to.It’s a look and I like it.

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2022

17

Jun

Feminist Friday of the Day

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Feminism is a scam that was designed to trick women into choosing an empty existence of being loyal to the corporation instead of the family and community….only to reward them with fake titles to make them feel they are climbing some ladder of importance….allowing them to buy their fancy apartments, clothing, purses for all their hot dates with random men who bang them out and leave them, which they pretend they are stoked about, because they are busy making their money, too busy to feel actual emotional fulfillment..

These girls aren’t necessarily feminists, they are just braless, and burning the bra is another lie that they pretend is part of the feminist agenda of figuring out how to tax more people, by making them think it’s their idea and progress….

But at the same time, everyone’s basically a feminist because we all feel women have the same rights as men and are capable of the same if not more than men, I mean they do come stock with a 3D printer that creates life, seems like anything else they do, like year end reports are far less impressive than that….but keep on working for the man like a sucker….while I stare at these braless babes and their handle on progressive fashion trends that let me see full tit.

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2022

17

Jun

Hot Bikini Girl and Other Videos of the Day

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Stupid Dance

Motorcycle Girl

Short Shorts

Stupid Dancer

Leggings

Skimpy Dress

Big Tits

Nice Legs

Booty in Jeans

Yoga

Strengthen the Core

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2022

17

Jun

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I am at the point in the insignificant, ghetto, bottom feeding blog career, that might as well be a site updated by the AI because no one even bothers with it, and I don’t actually care, I’m just saying that I am the point in life and “career” (lol) that I think it’s officially time to launch my OnlyFans…..where I will sell my panties…

You see, I can use the face filters to make me a young looking chick, I can use the body filters to make me look like I have a hot body, people are used to seeing fake chicks all day, this will be just like that, only a little more misleading…my tits, purchased as a silicon breast plate of Amazon for 80 dollars will be a solid investment because it will definitely get a return…they are only 80 dollars…then there’s the panties….nothing a little stick glue and tuna can oil won’t came my foolish subscribers….I can sext with dudes better than most chicks and I figure it will be the troll of trolls once I make my first 10 million….

I don’t think the world is ready for this jelly that will be molded into something they think is hotness because people are fucking retards and believe anything they see or hear….

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Bare Assed Katya Elise Henry Takes a Dip in Her Birthday Suit
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Steve Belichick Explains His Viral Tongue Wagging Incident
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Ioneela in Spain Looking Hot
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New Orleans Saints player has part of pinky finger amputated after grotesque injury during offseason
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Bruna Biancardi’s Hotness
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Back to the Future VHS Sells for 75,000 at Auction
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Whale Who Fell In Love with Zookeeper
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Dad Fails
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Turtles Tanning on a Hippo
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Cam Sluts Bring the Pussy and It’s always a Good Time!
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2022

16

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

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I’ve been taking puberty blockers all day and I haven’t even grown out a set of tits to jerk off to yet…

That should be the pick-up line of the day..

I’ve been taking puberty blockers all day and I haven’t grown out a set of tits to stare at and grab while I jerk off…can I use yours?

They’ll fall for it, because if they don’t you can call them transphobic…

Here are some stepLINKS….

Megan Thee Stallion Takes The Cover of Rolling Stone Sexed Up….
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Paige Spiranac is MAXIM’s World’s Sexiest Woman
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Ireland Baldwin Skinny Dips
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Zoey Deutch Selfies in A Tiny Bikini
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Some of the Dumbest Things Celebrities have said in Recent Years…
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Bruna Biancardi’s White Hot Bikini Moment!
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Rylee Jean Kirk Knows How to Sell Stuff
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BELLA THORNE SHOWS BIG BOOBS IN SHEER DRESS OUT IN NEW YORK
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Luna Blaise Models Her Own Clothing Well
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Former Patriots star suffers minor injury after being hit by airport bus
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Jennifer Hudson Gets a Talk Show
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Jena Sims Has Some Words of Wisdom “Don’t Waste Your Good Boob Years”
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Beyonce Does British Vogue
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Browns fan Condoleezza Rice confronts questions about Deshaun Watson case
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Man Replies To Spam Mails, Here Are The Results…
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Raccoon’s Go Through the Drive Thru
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BTS is Not on Hiatus
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Groom Rescues A Guest Choking During His Wedding!
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10 Scandals from the Wendy Williams Show
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Women Who Could Probably Kick Your Ass
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Ana de Armas is Marilyn Monroe in Blonde
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Octagon Girl Carly Baker is Feeling Summer
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Kate Beckinsale’s Yoga Posing!
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Absolutely Crazy Footage Of Tornado In Andover, Kansas!
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Crazy Aircraft Moments….
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Surfer Bro Jonah Hill Buys on Malibu Colony Beachfront Because He’s Rich
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Bear Messes With A Water Tank And Gets Hit In The Nuts!
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Hailey Bieber Reveals Her Biggest Fashion Inspiration!
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WWE Board is Investigating a $3 Million Settlement Allegedly Paid by CEO Vince McMahon to a Woman He Was Having an Affair With
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Seaside with some Watermelon….
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Mannequin Prank!
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A Mongoose Goes Up Against A Deadly Cobra!
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A Mongoose Goes Up Against A Deadly Cobra!
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Got a high five from a wild bear
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Josh Allen Won’t Stop Making “Deez Nuts” Jokes
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Baby Pulls Away A Chair Right Before A Woman Can Sit!
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DJ Crashes Queen’s Jubilee
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Just trying to enjoy a bike ride
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Woman Gets Visited By A Wild Crow That Plays Games With Her Every Day!
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Selena Gomez Big Cleavage
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Emma Watson Tabloid Tits
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Sara Sampaio in a Dress at an Event
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Mariel Hemingway Naked parts B&W Photoshoot from 1982
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Olivia Ponton in a Tight Dress
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Jasmin Tookes in Fitness Gear
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Hailey Bieber in Tight Dress
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Kendall Jenner in a tight Pant Suit
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Haley Kalil at an Event
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Bella Thorne in a Bra Top
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Christina Milian Bike Rides
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Megan Thee Stallion in Slutty Shoot for Rolling Stone
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Hailee Steinfeld in a Dress
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Wallis Day in Red
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Resse With her Spoon at an Event
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Joy Corrigan in a Bikini Car Washing
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Amelia Gray Hamlin in a Bra Top
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Cindy Mello in Fitness Gear
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Devenity Perkins in Underwear
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7 Acts that Make You a Whore
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Jasmine Wilde in Fishnet Stockings…
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Concert Tits….
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Bounce on a Plate
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WTF is That
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Festival Lesbians
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Wall Fucker
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21 PPL Having a Shit Day
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Long Dildo in the Ass
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Nude Model Jeny Working on Her Car
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Festival Fingerbang
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Pussy From Behind
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Hot Body Show
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I don’t think she’s really his stepsister
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Animals Hate Us…
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Dildo Grinder
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Emo Teen’s Pussy Fucked
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Oil Rub
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Telari and her Insane Tattoo Getting Fuked on the Beach
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Skinny Rub Down
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AMateur Distracted by a Fuck
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Masturbating
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Cheesy Nude Shoot
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Wet Leggings
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Cum Panties
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Nip Causing Explosion
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Skinny Amateur with Tits Fucks
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Wet Panties to the Side
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Rachel Aziani’s Cunt
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Pussy Show Mirror Selfie
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Milf and her Toys
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Asshole
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Mash-up Madness
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Is This a Midget Fuck?
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Table Topper
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Ass Licking Girls.
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Kitty Has Toy in Ass
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2022

16

Jun

Eva Longoria Greased Up of the Day

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Eva Longoria’s out here looking a little Skeletor Meme in the face, but surprisingly has whipped her dumpy ass into shape worth looking at in a bikini, which is saying a lot, because I am pretty anti-Eva Longoria for whatever reason, probably because she seems like an entitled brat….but on an International Level, she is so fucking famous, yet nothing she has done is all that good, so the reason she’s viral, loved, famous, because prior to today, she’s barely been in bikinis this skimpy, fully waxed down and glistening, but maybe when they start rotting and losing their sex appeal, they start to grind down for their egos, not for the money, since she is rich as shit, so now it is about delaying the rot as long as sh can….worth watching…kinda, and I hate saying it, but kinda hot….but keep in mind sluts holding onto the dream by being sluttier is a fetish.

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2022

16

Jun

Asshole Behind Thong Thursday of the Day

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Assholes are the window to the soul…

The asshole unites us all, so be happy at how inefficient the thong is at covering it, so you can see an asshole while the owner of the asshole feels less exposed and vulnerable, so what the thong lacks in function, it makes up for in spirit, and for asshole fans it makes me hungry, lickin’ it for the fecal transplant, give me your gut biome for my health….

Here are some girls in thongs with assholes…..fun.

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