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2009

24

Jul

Shenae “nay” Grimes and her Shitty See Thru Shirt of the Day

Here’s a shitty actress, who I would put money on is also a shitty person, not based on anything anyone’s told me about her, just based on the annoying look she gives everytime the paparazzi snap off pics of her, you know like she’s got such purpose and meaning and like she actually belongs in the motherfuckin’ spotlight, when really she belongs serving pancakes back in whatever shitty town she came from. It’s a travesty. The fabric of our existence must have rippled and this cunt squeezed thru and I guess who really cares about that, what we should care about is when the fuck are these whores going to start wearing shitty see thru pants, I’m not too sure how that’ll play out, but I imagine it being amazing…at least a hell of a lot more amazing that Shenae and her black trash name…

Posted in:See Thru|Shenae Grimes

2009

23

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

I’ve decided to hitchhike to a Caribbean resort to sit in the sun and sip cocktails, I’m tired of the shitty weathing here, because combined with my shitty apartment, my shitty bank account, my shitty wife, my shitty drinking problem and my shitty general health, it makes for a pretty shitty fuckin’ time. Not to mention, I can find myself my very own Rihanna to nurture and cultivate into makin’ me money, whether she knows how to sing or not, I figure I can buy her from her family for a goat, so see you all in fuckin’ hell, but before I go, here are my links for the day….

Find a Worthy Slut Here
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This Chick Rebbie Jackson is News to Fuckin Me
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Let’s Take a Trip Dwon Nintendo Memory Lane
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Drunk Bitch Gets Tossed Out of a Club – VIDEO
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Alyssa Milano is Still Lookin Good
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How About Two Sluts in a Light Saber Strip Fight?
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Devon Aoki Nipple Slip Throwback
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TORRIE WILSON HAS THE HOTTEST ASS OF ALL TIME!
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Las Vegas Bikini Poo Party
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I Almost Forgot How BAd I Wanna Bang Freida Pinto
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A Girls On Their Knees Gallery
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Holy Fuck, Remember Bobcat Goldthwait
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Reality Whore Stew!!
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Striptease of the Day
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Jude Law Seems Like a REall Swell Guy, And By Swell Guy I Mean a Women Beater
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Patrizio D’Addario is Some Italian Escort the Prime Minister is Italy is Bangin
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Marc Anthony Now Owns Part of the Miami Dolphins
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Meggans Gallery is Amazing
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Amy Winehouse is Back in Court
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A Naked Cowboy Running For NYC Mayor!
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Michael Lohan and Jon Gosselin Are Hanging Out Together. Amazing
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Kelly Brooke Gallery
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Lucy is Wet and Soapy
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Italian TV is AMAZING and Here’s Why
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MILF Gets Fucked
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Kayden Cross and Teh Great Outdoors
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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The Cutting Edge of….Balloon Delivery
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Rupert Everett is Constantly Mouthing Off About Everyone and I Love It
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Meet Jaime Hammer
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Mickey Rourke is Drunk
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Monica Cruz, I Love You
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Shyla Styles is Hardcore
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Simi Would Make My Life a Whole Lot Better
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Okay Ed Westwick is Totally Gay
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Kelly and Mellissa Are Kissing
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I Want to Meet The Guys Who Stole These Two Trucks and Shake Their Hands
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Hwy The Fuck Did Solange Shave Her Head?!
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Kitty on a Piano Warmed Even My Black Heart
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There’s Something Fishy
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Aria Giovanni is in a Red Dress
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Jennifer Lopez Versus Fergie
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And Here’s Some Naked Alyssa Milano
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2009

23

Jul

Some Amy Winehouse Masturbation Pictures of the Day

Amy Winehouse is a festish of mine. Maybe I just like imagining what something with a rotting mouth’s vagina would taste like, but I think it’s got more to do with the fact that she’s about to die, making her a prime candidate to move in on, marry and ride her royalty train until my own impending death, and that’s fuckin’ porno to me, but it could have to do with her hot tits on that frail little body, and here she is cockteasing me while going to court to defend her honor….

Posted in:Amy Winehouse|Tits

2009

23

Jul

Eva Longoria’s is American of the Day

We get it Eva, you’re insecure about being a Mexican because other Americans look down on your border jumpin’ strategy to get into the country, where you are forced to work illegally, hoping to never get caught and deported, but that doesn’t mean you have to overcompensate and dress like the fuckin’ flag. It’s like that time I overcompensated for being a mexican immigrant by trying to get a job and showing the world we’re not lazy, before realizing that was a stupid idea, so I got fired and was forced to live off my wife.

Posted in:American|Eva Longoria

2009

23

Jul

Rachel Bilson Gets Attacked By a Tall Chick of the Day

You know what sucks? Trying to write two posts on Rachel Bilson in two days. I mean bitch hasn’t really done anything worth talking about, unless being engaged to the cunt who played Darth Vader in the Star Wars the Next Generation is something worth talking about, and I don’t think it really is. What is worth talking about is how a friend of mine fucked the dude from Star Wars the Next Generation’s sister, because she lives in Toronto and is pretty fucking accessible, but I don’t remember the details of the story and shit’s posted somewhere on the site from years ago, but I think it has something to do with her diggin’ anal, which could be a lie, and I’m just basing it on what I assume her older brother likes, because he’s gotta be gay…

Posted in:Legs|Rachel Bilson

2009

23

Jul

Mila Jovovich is a Monster of the Day

I thought Mila Jovovich fell off the radar because she was heavily pregnant and probably had her kid and was raising the shit, I didn’t think she was off getting a sex change. I mean not that she looks that much like a man in these pictures, but she looks like she’s been in a held hostage in communist Russia for war crimes and they’ve re-programmed her to be some killing machine, like one of her stupid movies, but maybe she’s just not the hot model everyone loved in the 90s, and I guess that’s what happens when you get old and decide to start avoiding the sun, because you’re a mother now and skin cancer is irresponsible parenting…. I don’t know what i am talking about, but I know it must be good, and I’d totally be my friend, if I didn’t hate myself, especially after wriitng garbage like this post…..

Posted in:Mila Jovovich|Monster

2009

23

Jul

Lindsay Lohan’s Lickin’ Her Lips of the Day

If I was a scientist, this would be my research topic of choice. Just thinking of all the things this tongue has come in contact with is enough to write a fuckin’ text book and coordinate a class at the University level. Shit would be part of the biology faculty, but could probably even be a Major of its own, and you could even have Lohan Tongue study groups and Lohan Tongue parties, and even Lohan Tongue departments with jackets and hats, maybe even it’s own Lohan Tongue library. Shit is just that interesting of a subject.

Unfortunately, I’m no scientist, I’m just a pervert, so I’ll just sit here and think about her tongue and all it is capable of, despite being scared of dirty girls, I have a sick fascination with them and here are some pictures of her dressed nice and wholesome….despite the opposite story her pussy is tellin’ us….

Posted in:Lindsay Lohan|Lips|Tongue

2009

23

Jul

Cheyenne Tozzi is Some Australian Model of the Day

She’s supposed to be labeled the new Elle Macpherson, somehting I think only really has to do with her being from Australia and has nothing to do with her body, not that I’d really know, considering she’s wearing a fucking snuggie, you know the fashion forward ones with pinstripes, horizontal stripes or polka dots. The only almost hot thing about this shit is trying to look up her skirt while she stands on her balcony, but it’s kinda not as rewarding as seeing a bitch on a balcony in real life, you know where you can angle yourself appropriately enough to see cunt, or camp outside waiting until night falls to sneak into her apartment building to throw “I know where you live” but you don’t know who I am and I have garden tools and a mask on- surprise party….

Posted in:Cheyenne Tozzi

2009

23

Jul

The McCords are Taking Over Hollywood of the Day

So this is how it goes down. This bitch Annalynn McCord is not quite ugly enough to not get herself a job in Hollywood, so she decides that she can’t do it alone, maybe even feels guilty that her sisters are too ugly to make the cut, so she tells them some shit like “don’t worry, I’ll bring you with me, and it’ll be like a perpetual slumber party of fame” you know, the shit they used to talk about growing up when they decided they were destined to be the pretty sisters everyone stares at, without realizing they aren’t fuckin’ pretty, and I assume the only attention they got was cuz they were skinny and long legged, in a fat America, but even that wasn’t enough for people to care and if they were staring they were probably trying to make sense of such a good body on such a bobble head, either way, now she carts them around like ugly fashion accessories, cuz family is meant to be together, and all is probably in efforts to get them work like they were the next Kardashians….I don’t understand the fame game, but girls like this give me confidence in how easy it must be to get there….

Posted in:Uncategorized

2009

23

Jul

Rachel Sterling and Her Tits of the Day

I hate giving this girl any publicity. It’s not that she’s done anything to offend me, if anything she hasn’t done it hasn’t done anything. She was a Pussycat Doll in the Vegas show , or in Playboy, or something equally trashy and designed for the kind of chicks I hate, and now she tours shitty clubs where I am guessing she DJs or maybe just sits and poses in the VIP room and I find the whole thing pathetic, but she doesn’t. I have a friend who was in a club with her and she wouldn’t talk directly to him, she’d only talk to him thru her manager and that’s just the kind of “thinkin’ she’s more important than she is” insecurity that makes me want to cunt punch a bitch, and in reality she’s really not all that hot and I’m only posting this cuz there’s nothing else goin’ on today, which is pretty much why I post everything…

Posted in:Rachel Sterling|Tits