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2009

16

Jun

Reese Witherspoon’s Got Herself a Black Slave of the Day

I guess it’s coded into her genetics that she as a Southern girl she needs herself a negro to do her dirty work for her, it’s just the way it’s been year after year. This looks like some moderate slave work, you know she makes the bitch run against her and lose on purpose, because you all know a fat white chick can’t really win a speed race with a black girl of any level of fitness, and this whole victory walk looks lke some best friend shit on the surface, but trust me, behind closed doors, one of these bitches is getting whipped into compliance and it’s not the blonde Academy Award winner. Trust me on that one.

Posted in:Reese Witherspoon|Running

2009

16

Jun

Some Rihanna Legs of the Day

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By the look on Rihanna’s face it looks like Chris Brown just sent her a text message on how to treat a lady. I used to think she was hot that was before finding out she could take a fuckin’ beating. If this isn’t the perfect woman, I don’t know who is, but I do know that my wife definitely isn’t her. She’s too fuckin’ white and can’t take the passion that comes with latin love, you know like the occassional hog tying her while slapping and spitting in her fat whore face, Rihanna on the other hand, pretty much made that shit mainstream. I love her.

Posted in:Legs|Rihanna

2009

16

Jun

More Coleen Rooney Pregnant in a Bikini of the Day

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The only good thing about pregnant chicks is when you know for a fact the baby isn’t yours. That way when you fuck the bitch you know that you don’t need to use a rubber, you can cum up inside her, you can be pretty confident you won’t get an STD cuz bitch has been to the gyno repeatedly the last few months, and most importantly, knowing she’s cheating on her baby daddy with you, is inspiring, but not as inspiring as knowing shit’s growing inside her. I don’t find pregnant chicks all that repulsive, you know the whole full tits, round belly is natural and beautiful, but not as beautiful as not having to worry about paying child support.

Here are some pics of that Coleen Rooney chick in her bikini – round 2 when the pain really should have ended in the first 10 seconds of the first round….if you know what I mean…if you don’t, you’re a fuckin’ idiot, it means she shouldn’t be wearing a fuckin’ bikini and yesterday’s punishment was bad enough…

Posted in:Bikini|Coleen Rooney|Pregnant

2009

16

Jun

Naomi Campbell Legs on the Beach of the Day

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I have no fucking idea why I am posting the Naomi Campbell beach pictures, there’s absolutely nothing interesting about this shit, except maybe the social challenges they face being an interracial couple, you know the pressure of their peers and the obvious looks they get when they are seen kissing in public, but even that topic is played the fuck out, so I’d like to think that people are only lookin cuz her boyfriend is clearly a homosexual.

Posted in:Legs|Naomi Campbell

2009

16

Jun

Ashley Tisdale Gives an Obama Impersonator a Lap Dance of the Day

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If you read this site, you know I always make fun of Ashley Tisdale because I find her ugly and don’t understand her fame. A while ago, I was doing the Ashley Tisdale ugly watch, where I’d post her latest pics and say reaffirm the fact that she’s still ugly, but that got old pretty fucking fast. So when I came across this video of her doing a sexy dance, or what she thinks is a sexy dance, for some Obama impersonator on some Spanish show, I had no choice but to post it to remind you all that she doesn’t have it goin’ on. To make things worst, she made a fuckin’ request for Lady Gaga just proving that not only is she a beast, she’s the fuckin’ devil…watch the video if you care.

Posted in:Ashley Tisdale|Lap Dance

2009

16

Jun

Megan Fox on the Street of the Day

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Here’s Megan Fox lookin’ good just doin’ nothing. What you don’t know about this picture is that before leaving the hotel, she spent a solid 4 hours in hair and make-up, hoping to look like she just crawled out of bed like she is the kind of girl who just looks good all the fucking time. One of those bitches who is just as goodlookin’ when she throws on a pair of beat up jeans and a t-shirt on a Sunday morning to run to the store to get stuff to make you breakfast in bed, while you sleep off your hangover, or when she’s all dolled up to party like a rockstar the night before, or when she’s spending a day with you laying on the beach. Always hot. They are hard to find.

On a side note, I like how she threw in a book to make us all think she’s not just someone who barely passed highschool, an idiot who should really be working a ten dollar an hour job. It’s a nice touch. Speaking of nice touches, I’d like to touch this bitch all the fuck over, it’d be pretty nice. Here are the pics.

Posted in:cleavage|Megan Fox

2009

16

Jun

Mel B Smokin’ in a Bikini of the Day

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Mel B is the good kind of mother who smokes in the house while her kid plays in the same room. The kind of mother who locks smokes in the car with the windows rolled up. I mean when she’s not too busy hanging out at pools while leaving the fuckin’ thing at home with the nanny. Who can really blame her, kids don’t remember the first couple years of their life and really why bother being that much a part of it when you can pay someone to do it for you, especially when you’re a glamorous ex-popstar who needs to spend time on her abs and relaxing because those 8 years she worked 10 years ago were really fuckin’ hectic. At least she does it in a bikini.

Posted in:Bikini|Mel B|Smoking

2009

16

Jun

Ronaldo Doing Some Fag Shit of the Day

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I used to know this group of soccer fans who would drink in the same bar as me. They were hung-up on Ronaldo, I would constantly tell them that he was into some gay shit and that having this really uncomfortable crush on the motherfucker, was kinda homo. They’d always just pull the Euro card, saying that in Europe everything seems homo and that he’s actually a pimp.

Sure, I know Europe is pretty faggy, from the micro bikini bathing suits to the kissing men when you run into them, to the whole sticking penis in your ass at a Eastern European brothel, and I know he’s bagged a fair share of hot girls, or at least has his fair share of Euro pussy being thrown at him, but that doesn’t mean he likes it and seeing these homo pics of him getting rubbed down and showing no interest to the bitch in the bikini, leads me to think, ‘Mo.

I just wanted to post these pictures of Ronaldo for those guys I knew to prove my point and for them to jerk off to, because jerking off to men you have crushes on and wish you were is just what you do in Europe, it’s not gay at all. Faggots.

Truth is maybe this isn’t gay at all and I just think it is cuz I am actually gay, oh fuck, what can of worms did I just open…

Posted in:Cristiano Ronaldo|Gay

2009

16

Jun

Brooke Hogan and Her Stripper Pole Dance of the Day

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Here’s a thick fuckin’ Brooke Hogan and her big fake tits doing a stripper pole dance, because I guess it’s a cheap, trashy way to get viewers, unfortunately, she is the kind of stripper you’d expect to see working the stripclub, but the one you don’t really expect to get much work, I mean except from the gay guys who are only there hoping to get a boner and naturally drawn to the girls with cock. Either way, it is a family affair as Brooke’s mom hustles the pole too, like a pro cuz that’s where it all started for her, before she met a super star wrestler. The whole thing is better than a kick in the face, but not really where I need it to be, without vagina flashes, I just can’t be won over, there’s a close call but when whoever it is says their uterus got a work out, I gave up.

Posted in:Brooke Hogan|Stripper Pole|Uncategorized

2009

16

Jun

Lindsay Lohan Twitter Tits of the Day

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Lohan twitter propers. Sure she doesn’t respond to my messages directed at her, but she does let me follow her and she follows me and that’s good enough. The only problem is that I fucking hate twitter and never read other people’s updates, I find it dull and irritating because I generally hate everyone, so when she posted these amazing pictures of her half naked, covering her amazing titties with a wig, like some kind of hippie being suggestive at woodstock or some shit, I totally missed the fuckin’ boat. It’s not the first time. I just hope this is a sign of good things to come, ideally me, all over myself to dirtier pics of her that she posts on twitter, but unfortunately, I’m not really a good thing.

Posted in:Lindsay Lohan|Topless