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2009

11

Jun

Some Britney Spears Pictures with her Agent Boyfriend Re-Release of the Day

These are some old pictures of Britney and her agent boyfriend. A story that hit yesterday and is being used to cover up something, but I’m not sure what. Maybe the fact she had an abortion, or maybe it’s some conspiracy organized by her over-bearing control freak alcoholic father cuz he needs her money to keep his shitty businesses afloat.

I’ve probably already posted them. But I guess any excuse for bikini pictures is good enough for me, even if the pictures are of Britney, a piece of ass a lot more weathered than the prime teenage chainsmoker in American Apparel I was sitting next to 5 minutes ago.

Posted in:Agent|Boyfriend|Britney Spears

2009

11

Jun

Paris and Her Sister Show Their Ass Cheeks From the Front of the Day

Paris Hilton is wearing an almost see through shirt and nobody gives a fuck. The only thing interesting in this shit is trying to figure out why I can see her and her sister’s ass from the front, but even that is as dull as their repetitive bullshit, I am going to go watch real pussy, in real skirts because the internet is garbage, it steals that, remember that while clicking on all my ads and keep clicking refresh for the next update cuz you know it’s coming, almost like you know Paris Hitlon is coming with more annoying shit to make us all hate ourselves more than we already do.

Posted in:Ass|Nikki Hilton|Paris Hilton

2009

11

Jun

Wilmer Valderrama and His Hot Pussy of the Day

If you’re wondering why there’s a smile on Wilmer’s face, it’s because he’s fucked the system proper. He allowed himself to be typecast as an immigrant from some TV show, and in the process has fucked some of the hottest girls out there forcing us to deal with the fact that this motherfuckin’ weasel is better than us, I mean in theory, because the mainstream think he is, but I just saved a fuckin bee that was flying around my house and that shit makes me a fuckin’ hero man, and I wouldn’t trade the shit that is my life to be this cocksucker, seriously. But I wouldn’t mind fucking his chick.

Posted in:Hot Pussy|Wilmer Valderrama

2009

11

Jun

Kelly RIpa is Suckin’ Her Fingers of the Day

Posted in:Fingers|Kelly Ripa|Sucking

2009

11

Jun

Rihanna is Still Amazing of the Day

Here is Rihanna giving us a peak of some lingerie, I guess because now that she’s been beat she wants the whole experience and is out trying to get raped by wearing suggestive clothing, unfortunately I am not down with raping pictures of chicks, mainly because I don’t have a printer, but also becuase it’s a humiliating experience that I just like talking about.

Posted in:Hot|Rihanna

2009

11

Jun

Jordan and Her Suggestive T-Shirt of the Day

I guess for Jordan, all her t-shirts are suggestive, you know with trying to fit her stupid fake tits inside of them. That’s the story I heard.

Posted in:Ironic T|Jordan|Slut

2009

11

Jun

Haylie Duff Gets Dick of the Day

In stories of defying all odds and overcoming all obstacles, Haylie Duff has climbed that mountain that was put in front of her when she was born and her parents had to decide to drive her out to the wilderness and leave her behind, or raise her as one of their own, and that is being freakishly ugly.

You know family and friends were convinced there was no hope that this bitch would ever get fucked, unless it was for a dare, or at a bar at the end of the nigth because she was the only vagina around and she was throwing her ugly self at every single guy until one was eager enough to bite.

Sure we don’t know if this is a dare, or if motherfucker is drunk and trying to get to Hilary, but we do know that her she has her nose job to thank for helping make this dream a reality. So if you’re an insecure girl out there, and everyone’s telling you not to get work done, and to embrace what the lord gave you, realize they are lying to you. I figure if it worked for Haylie it’ll work for you….

Posted in:Dick|Haylie Duff

2009

11

Jun

Lily Cole Was Ugly and Now She’s Fat of the Day

Lily Cole went from supermodel to super fat. Not that she was worth jerking off to to begin with, I mean unless if you like orange pubic haired obscure lookin’ models that give the weird lookin tall girl in high school’s around the world hope of one day being models because the fashion industry is run by gays and they don’t know what real men want but focus on what the clothes need and the whole thing is fucked up.

I guess not as fucked up as her weight gain that I guess is some kind of statement that she won’t starve for the sake of work anymore, or maybe she’s trying to rebel against the only thing she has going for her, in some self-destructive bullshit that wouldd be like me quitting drinking, joining a gym and getting a fuckin’ job, not that that will ever happen, but I’m trying to give you an idea of the magnitude of what is going on in these pictures and I’m not talking about the abuse her pants are going through…

Here are the disgusting fat chicks…

Posted in:Lily Cole|Model|Superfat

2009

11

Jun

Prison Rape Fantasy Picture of the Day

You know when you’re bored, walking down the street and you get this sudden urge to do something bad, so that you get arrested and end up in jail, so that you never have to see your fat whore wife who being with is worse than prison and get to experiment with homosexuality, getting gange raped in hot anal sex orgies due to necessity and because of the power chain of penal system. Yeah me neither….

Here’s Phil Spector’s Mug Shot, to celebrate how lucky this motherfucker is on this new exciting chapter in his life….

Posted in:Phil Spector|Priison Rape

2009

11

Jun

Ciara Dressed for the Leather Bar cuz She was Born a Man of the Day

There was a rumor circulating the Ciara was all man, or at least born a man, making all you weirdos who jerk off to her get all weirded out with your sexuality, but apparently that rumor was just a rumor and she was born with a cunt, which doesn’t really explain why she’s wearing a pair of leather pants, like she’s heading to a leather bar to do poppers and get her dick sucked off by random men, but her wonky lookin’ face does explain that regardless of whether she was born a man or not, anyone who jerked off to this, had issues with their sexuality to begin with, so it doesn’t make you gay, it just makes you weird and it makes me weirder for wasting my time posting this….

Posted in:Ciara|Leather Pants