2009
11
Jun
Here is Rihanna giving us a peak of some lingerie, I guess because now that she’s been beat she wants the whole experience and is out trying to get raped by wearing suggestive clothing, unfortunately I am not down with raping pictures of chicks, mainly because I don’t have a printer, but also becuase it’s a humiliating experience that I just like talking about.
2009
11
Jun
2009
11
Jun
In stories of defying all odds and overcoming all obstacles, Haylie Duff has climbed that mountain that was put in front of her when she was born and her parents had to decide to drive her out to the wilderness and leave her behind, or raise her as one of their own, and that is being freakishly ugly.
You know family and friends were convinced there was no hope that this bitch would ever get fucked, unless it was for a dare, or at a bar at the end of the nigth because she was the only vagina around and she was throwing her ugly self at every single guy until one was eager enough to bite.
Sure we don’t know if this is a dare, or if motherfucker is drunk and trying to get to Hilary, but we do know that her she has her nose job to thank for helping make this dream a reality. So if you’re an insecure girl out there, and everyone’s telling you not to get work done, and to embrace what the lord gave you, realize they are lying to you. I figure if it worked for Haylie it’ll work for you….
Posted in:Dick|Haylie Duff
2009
11
Jun
Lily Cole went from supermodel to super fat. Not that she was worth jerking off to to begin with, I mean unless if you like orange pubic haired obscure lookin’ models that give the weird lookin tall girl in high school’s around the world hope of one day being models because the fashion industry is run by gays and they don’t know what real men want but focus on what the clothes need and the whole thing is fucked up.
I guess not as fucked up as her weight gain that I guess is some kind of statement that she won’t starve for the sake of work anymore, or maybe she’s trying to rebel against the only thing she has going for her, in some self-destructive bullshit that wouldd be like me quitting drinking, joining a gym and getting a fuckin’ job, not that that will ever happen, but I’m trying to give you an idea of the magnitude of what is going on in these pictures and I’m not talking about the abuse her pants are going through…
Here are the disgusting fat chicks…
2009
11
Jun
You know when you’re bored, walking down the street and you get this sudden urge to do something bad, so that you get arrested and end up in jail, so that you never have to see your fat whore wife who being with is worse than prison and get to experiment with homosexuality, getting gange raped in hot anal sex orgies due to necessity and because of the power chain of penal system. Yeah me neither….
Here’s Phil Spector’s Mug Shot, to celebrate how lucky this motherfucker is on this new exciting chapter in his life….
Posted in:Phil Spector|Priison Rape
2009
11
Jun
There was a rumor circulating the Ciara was all man, or at least born a man, making all you weirdos who jerk off to her get all weirded out with your sexuality, but apparently that rumor was just a rumor and she was born with a cunt, which doesn’t really explain why she’s wearing a pair of leather pants, like she’s heading to a leather bar to do poppers and get her dick sucked off by random men, but her wonky lookin’ face does explain that regardless of whether she was born a man or not, anyone who jerked off to this, had issues with their sexuality to begin with, so it doesn’t make you gay, it just makes you weird and it makes me weirder for wasting my time posting this….
Posted in:Ciara|Leather Pants
2009
11
Jun
I still don’t really know who Annalynne McCord is, not because I keep my 90210 intake on the minimum, because that’d be a lie, I mean every weekend I try to organize marathons with 35 year old chicks who still get horny thanks to their teenage fantasies of fucking Luke Perry, leaving them left with their depressing, lonely, divorced life and me…unfortunately, I haven’t found a bitch dumb enough to make it happen, I just don’t bother with revival shit, I find it lame, but not as lame as assholes with old school skateboards in their pink fuckin’ Vans shoes and strategically ripped pants, acting like they’ve always been down, not that down really exists anymore, everything is pop, but if this motherfucker showed up at the skatepark in 1990, we would have beat him the fuck up for being a poser, then we’d gang rape his whore girlfriend, in her wife beater, with her perky little tits and skinny body, even though she spends her day on an embarrassing show….
Posted in:Annalynne McCord|Tits|White Shirt
2009
11
Jun
So Kendra Wilkinson decided to keep the baby this time around, because her doctor said her womb can’t handle another abortion. It was her favorite form of contraceptive throughout her teen years and now that she’s found a nice man she’s been dating for half a minute, she figures, why the fuck not keep the little fucker, it’ll be way less annoying than the other STDs she’s landed over the years because at least he’ll reach an age where he will be able to talk back to her and have a relationship with her, instead of just inconveniencing her. The timing really couldn’t be better, she’s launching a reality TV show and there’s really nothing more that the men who would have watched her to jerk off want to see, I mean fuck a tight bodied Playboy superstar, give me the nauseating pregnant chick with nausea getting fat and more annoying than she already is. Idiots.
On a side note, if the dude in the header pic is her baby daddy, motherfucker looks nervous, like wondering what to do when you get a whore pregnant, the trick I learned is to stage a nightmare and punch them in the gut, or throw them down the stairs, or if you are ambitious, pay someone to have a horrible car accident with them.
On another sidenote, I don’t get why this bitch always rocks stupid white sneakers like she was fucking Seinfeld. I find it offensive.
Here are the boring pics….
Posted in:Kendra Wilkinson|Pregnant
2009
11
Jun
I am not sure what Tila is doing, but I have a feeling she’s doing a webcam video of her smoking a joint, but I guess it could be a cigarette, you know like a 14 year old girl who just picked up smoking and is trying to be bad, snappin’ off pics of her with a cigarette in her her mouth to post on her Facebook, so that all the family and friends see how bad she is, you know in an attempt to say “FUCK YOU DAD”.
Either way, here’s Tila talking about herself, with some kind of twang, like some kind of rapper, and it is annoying, but she shouts out Compton and Jamaica, because I guess those dudes like fake tits on tacky stripper types, identifying what her fan base is.
I find this whole fucking thing so weird, lonely and pretty fucking creepy. It makes me hate technology but at the same time makes me feel sorry for her, despite her fame and money, just shows off serious attention craving, I guess someone’s daddy didn’t hug her enough.
So watch it if you want, she’s running around her house alone, dancing around, singing stupid shit, talking stupid shit and takes the opportunity to show us how refined she is around 15 minutes in and plays the piano like some kind of virtuoso, who didn’t drop out of piano lessons to get fake tits and denounce the opressed asian life her partents forced her into, you know straight A’s, the chance of being a doctor and making a difference, hardcore piano recitals, gymnastics and whatever else Asian parent make their kids do, before they crack under serious ethnic pressure identity crisis and throw it all to shit.
The whole time, I’m just waiting for the serial killer to come in through those windows and off her ass.
Posted in:Live Stream|Tila Tequila
2009
11
Jun
I don’t really watch real porn. I find the shit too fucking lame, but when I came across this trailer for a porn, I couldn’t help but post it. I guess the assholes at Digital Playground don’t realize that doing these big production, shitty acting, shitty script, dramatic movies, like they were some straigth to DVD shit starring Mischa Barton and Jessica Biel, when really they are just supposed to be about the fuckin’.
I guess it’s their way of keeping shit different than what’s out there, you know big budget, big box office result kind of thinking, but this trailer blew me away, and not in a good way, because it’s almost laughable at what kind of money has gone into it, considering that it is just a fuckin’ porno.
This is how I am starting today and I don’t care if you approve.
Posted in:Digital Playground|Porn Previews
