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2009

10

Jun

Simone Lambe and Michael Ballack at the Pool in Miami of the Day

Her name is Simone Lambe, she is dating some footballer from Germany named Michael Ballack. She was smart enough to get knocked up by the motherfucker in 2001 and keep the baby, because apparently he’s some kind of superstar over there, and as a groupie, who’s been through the hoops before knows, just fucking the motherfucker won’t keep him around, you need a tangible thing to keep him coming back, and usually groupie pussy isn’t enough of a tangible thing, but for most people babies are. It’s that whole guilt of having them show up on your doorstep 18 years down the road and all the headaches that come with that, so it’s easier to just suck it up and show up and be a dad, I guess.

Anyway, since that first baby they’ve had two more, and even got married in 2008, so her plan fuckin’ worked, it just took 8 years and here is her mom body in a bikini in Miami by the pool…and I am posting it because I am all about posting bikini pictures even if I’ve never heard of the people in them….

Posted in:Bikini|Michael Ballack|Pool|Simone Lambe

2009

10

Jun

Adriana Lima Sex Tape That Isn’t Her Sex Tape of the Day

People are saying this is the Adriana 40 minute porn scene that was shot before she was a super model.

I don’t really do good with face recognition and shit like that, but I wouldn’t be surprised if it is true.

So many girls fuck on camera, it’s just the world we live in, whores are whores and people seem to still want to fuck them because fucking is fun.

If it is her, it puts the rumors of her being a virgin all those years to rest, I mean not that it matters since she’s pregnant and married now, but I like living in the past.

I guess she could have blocked this out, seeing as it is pretty uneventful, maybe even a low point in her life, or maybe since she just takes it up the ass in the parts I saw, she is technically a virgin, just not a very wholesome one you’d expect her to be, but crazy Catholic people take shit literal, so I guess getting paid to fuck on camera is okay if not in the pussy, but none of that really matters, Lima is one of the hotter girls out there, so this, if it is reality should be exciting for you.

NSFW….and I seriously doubt this is her….I mean it doesn’t look like her at all….I feel bad for lying to you motherfuckers and saying it was….But this seriously was emailed to me…and I figured any excuse to post hardcore porn on the site is good enough for me….

Posted in:Adriana Lima|Sex Tape

2009

10

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

I’ve been blasting dance music all night, because I wanted to practice my dance moves and my napkin throws, because I’ve decided to become a Chachi. I figure that’s where all the hot pussy is and 90 percent of those dudes are just 9-5 millionaires with a credit card, so I figure I shouldn’t sell myself short and hang in these dives with fat digusting pieces of shit, it’s a new beginning, I can feel the love generation. Motherfuckers.

That will never happen. I’m just pretending. The truth is that I’m feeling depressed that I’ve never gone to the porn theater here in Montreal, it’s been sitting there for years and I’ve always neglected the potential goodtime, out of fear of it being a gay pick-up spot, but that’s all gonna change, because that Chachi shit didn’t work out to well, and I’m onto other new beginnings…We’re serving new beginnings all fuckin’ night. Motherfuckers.

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Here are my stepLINKS….

Did Jessica Biel Shit Her Pants Or Something
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The Creepiest Firrest Fire PSA EVER
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Guess That Reality Stars Huge Tits
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Real Life Packman
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Lucy Pinder and Michelle Marsh are Topless
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Think YOU Can Fight a Bear?!
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How to Get Rid Of Your One Night Stand the Next Day – A Power Point Presentation
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Suzie and Carina Get Down
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Dissin The Irish and Hatin’ on Leprechauns
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Striptease of the Day
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Kate Beckinsale is Always Easy on the Eyes
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Toni Braxton Upskirt Throwback
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I Like Megan Fox Best When She is Seen and Not Heard
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Holy Fuck Emma Watson is Lookin’ Good
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Former President Bush Has A Bikini Lady On His Lap
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Meg Ryan is Lookin’ Bangable in This Gallery
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Adam Lambert is GAY. I AM Shocked. SHOCKED!
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Jodie Starr Gallery
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Chick Fight Surprise!!!
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Francesca Gets Naked
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Andi Valentino Nudie Gallery
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Models Falling Is Always Good for a Laugh
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Eva Angelinz Gallery
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Robert Pattison Could Walk Around San Francisco With a Rainbow-Colored Dildo that Shot Fireworks Sticking Out of His Ass and That’d Be Less Gay than Picking Kristen Stewart Over Megan Fox.
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Alyssa Milano Gallery
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OMG IT’S ZACH MORRIS!!!
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Amateurs Are Something We Could All Use More Of
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There’s Never Enough Black and White Nude Galleries
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I’d Let Sophie Monk Ride Me All Day Long
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Audrina Patridge Does Las Vegas
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Gordon Ramsay Is Not Sorry for Calling Out a Stupid Lesbian Pig When He Sees One
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John Voight Hates Barack Obama
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See Chicago The Only Way Way It Was Meant to Be Seen
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Get Some Kicks and Put a Girl Through College in the Process!
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The Hottest Models NYC Has To Offer
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Brutally Honest and Immature Reviews
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Some Bikini Photoshoot Video
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2009

09

Jun

Here’s Some Anti-Binge Drinking Viral Video Campaign of the Day

Here’s some viral video campaign that I thought was promoting Binge Drinking, but realized it was actually saying it is bad, even though I’ve been a career binge drinking the last 2 decades and it’s worked alright for me, I mean sure I’m fat, unhealthy, unmotivated, unsuccessful, poor, pathetic and all that, but I’ve had some pretty fucking funny times. They’ve managed to leave out the most important product of binge drinking and that’s fingerbanging the fat chick on the dancefloor, or even worse, bringing her home for a fuck. I thought it was a good effort, but maybe that’s just because I like the guy’s accent.

Posted in:Ad|Binge Drinking

2009

09

Jun

Heather Graham in a Hot Dress at Some Premiere of the Day

I saw The Hangover last night and Heather Graham still has it going on. I was surprised that I’ve ever hated on her for getting older and dumpy. Sure, maybe I am just seduced by the breast feeding scene where she busts out her near perfect tit, reminding me of jerking off to Boogie Night scenes, but I think there’s more to it than that. Here she is at the premiere in Ireland in a shredded dress that reminds me of the condition of the dresses of most girls I get with after I am through with them, not because I am an animal in the bedroom, but because dragging them up the stairs to my apartment usually does some damage.

Posted in:Dress|Heather Graham

2009

09

Jun

Jessica Simpson’s Got Some Ridiculous Fat Tits of the Day

The good thing about your wife gaining a little bit of weight is the bigger, fuller, nicer tits. The bad thing about your wife gaining weight is that there is usuall yno signs of it stopping and soon, the ass, the legs, the stomach, the face, the neck, the arms, the calves, the feet start to follow, and next thing you know, family vacation is spent at an all you can eat buffet down the fuckin’ street four days in a fucking row because bitch sees the shit as a challenge and not as a fuckin’ selection of low quality food average people don’t eat because it makes them fuckin’ sick.

So Jessica Simpson’s tits look crazy, but when the rest of her follows, these big titties will look like A-Cups in coparison to her gut. So take it in when you can.

Posted in:cleavage|Jessica Simpson|Tits

2009

09

Jun

Ginger Spice Sitting in Cars in Dresses of the Day

I wrote an unispired post on Ginger Spice in a bikini yesterday, so here’s the follow-up uninspired post of her in a dress in a car. The only thing we can learn from this bitch is if you get your start by being a nude model or stripper, you may just end up a Spice Girl with more money to do with 15 years later, so next time a girl drops the whole “I’d send nudes but….” follow-up with that, cuz it’s a proven fact that chicks who take naked pics of themselves have more chances becoming famous than girls who keep that shit in lockdown, maybe because of a confidence it takes in being naked, taking a naked pic and sending it off, but I think it just has to do with dudes liking naked bitches.

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Posted in:Dress|Geri Halliwell|Ginger Spice

2009

09

Jun

I Can’t Believe This Monster Was Ever on TV of the Day

Here’s the monster who played Blossom. I rememeber wondering what the fuck the Network was thinking by putting something that looked like this onto their hit show. I knew it would mind fuck pubescent boys into thinking there was something hot about her, just because she was on TV and was the main character of a show they watched, making them think their was something wrong with them if they found her as fucking disgusting as she is.

When I first came to America and jumped into a class in a small country school there was limited young pussy, but for some reason the girl who was regarded as the hot one was a mutant like this Blossom bitch. I’d sit there wondering why she had the ego and the guys chasing her when I thought she belonged driven a couple hundred miles into the woods and released back to nature.

Maybe it had something to do with the 80s and ugly chicks being seen a hot, but I think it had to do with the popular group of guys being faggots who really just wanted each other, but I still doubted myself and found myself trying to jerk off to her and losing my boner, making me think I was fucked up.

The media has a responsibility to put attractive people on screen, so that the world doesn’t get confused and think there is a place for the ugly people, I mean in a sexual way, because ugly people are good at doing low level jobs good lookin’ people are too good lookin’ to do…

And here is Blossom now….

Posted in:Blossom|Monster

2009

09

Jun

Lindsay Lohan Rocks Some Little Shorts of the Day

There’s a rumor that Lohan was wearing an engagement ring, that I assume she got from Samantha Ronson and the whole thing is pretty gay, you know, since they are lesbians, but not as gay as the dude I met in a bar when I was wasted who took a liking to me, who followed me around everywhere I went, who went so far as to jump on my back for a piggyback ride and who asked to spend the night at my house, despite the numerous times I told him I was a married man who didn’t roll like that, who fed me roofies, or something that led me to not remember anything from the night, but he was nice enough to drop me an email yesterday that read “you, me and a tub of butter is heaven” and I found a 50 in my pants, so I am really not sure what that’s all about, but I’m gonna pretend I didn’t let him give me a blowjob because I’m sure I didn’t, that’s not really what I am into but the only thing I am really sure of right now are Lohans hot skinny legs in shorts…

Posted in:Lindsay Lohan|Shorts

2009

09

Jun

Paris Hilton Flashes Some Panty of the Day

I am the first to admit that I don’t really keep on the pulse of what’s going on in pop culture. I always feel a few steps behind because I am not a 16 year old girl and I never really cared about celebrities. I just kinda fell into this shit and have no real passion for it.

It seems like I’m still fixated on the bitches who came up with me over the last 6 years, I mean not that I’m really up, but I have probably written more than 500 posts on Paris Hilton so it feels like we kind of have a relationship, even if it is one-sided and the whore doesn’t know I exist and I wish I didn’t know she existed, but for some reason all she has to do is flash a little panty, and I go against what I know is right, and post it anyway, because there’s little else going on out there and it is almost second nature and that depresses me more than seeing Paris’ panties, which actually doesn’t depress me at all, since it is the only article of clothing she really needs to be wearing, you know covering her ratty, drippy, scabby cunt is actually a public service….but she may want to try to keep her man-hands out of the picture cuz that’s the kind shit that can turn a generation homo.

Posted in:Panty|Paris Hilton