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2009

02

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

I just wanted clear up that I know Riley Keough is not Michael Jackson’s daughter and it was just a bad joke on the site. I couldn’t believe people actually emailed me to correct me like they bother reading my garbage. Thanks. You make me feel worth something in this worthless world. You give me something to do and give me the illusion that I have friends.

Here are my links, the only thing worth anything these days….

Philosophical Moment…
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Lady GaGa is Really Good At Making Me Want to Puke
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Import Model Booty Shake
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Better Than the Harlem Globetrotters?
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Close-ups Of Kendra Wilkinson’s Big Tits
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Gavin McInnes Get Knocked the Fuck Out
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All The Pregnant Ladies, Put Your Hands Up
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Nick Stevens is Under Nancy Pelosi’s Desk
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A Tribute to Men Staring at Boobs
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No Italian Stallions in Sight
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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striptease of the Day
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Media – Adam Lambert is Gay, Me – No Shit
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This Chair Fucker Dude Has to Be a Closet Fag or Something
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Maria Sharapova Panty Upskirt
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Leona Lewis is Bangable, Maybe That’s Why Obama Likes Her
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Heidi and Spencer Quit That Fucking Shitty Show Already!!!
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Rumer Willis is Fucking Weird Looking
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The Last Living Survivor Of The Titanic Has Passed Away
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AHHHHHH Bikini Contests
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Ashley Bulgari is Lovely
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How to Tow Cars in Belgium
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Teen Masterbation Fantasy
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Kayden Strips Down to Service Herself
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Now HERE’S a Job You Can Excel At!!
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Cody Takes It Off
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Where Has Mila Kunis Been?
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Kitty Lea is ToplessS
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Ain’t No Party Like a Two Girls Gettin’ Naked Party
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Okay This Is Gonna Sound Racist, But Seriously Black People Take This Weave Shot Too Far
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Aneta Keys Strips Down
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Melissa Joan Hart Isn’t Fat Anymore
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Christina Cruise is a Playboy Babe
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Man vs. Wild With Will Ferrel
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Michael Jackson is Really Reaching For Anything He Can Get Here
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Midget Fucker!!
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Because It’s Only Tuesday And If I Already Want to Kill Myself, You Probably Do Too
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2009

02

Jun

John and Kate Continue The Publicity Push of the Day

Here is the fame hungry whore, the one who pushed her husband away, forcing him to cheat on her, because she got caught up in the limelight, and figured if he did cheat on her, it’d make for a good season, because nothing on TV is real and because she only cares about money and other pussy, since there’s no way she’s not a fucking dyke.

Here she is showing off the TLC funded tummy tuck in her bikini because it’s the easiest way to get media coverage and stay in the tabloids, because the internet likes bikini pictures, it’s really the only reason you’re on this site right now, I don’t kid myself into thinking it is for my genius, uneducated writing….

Anyway, this bitch represents the devil and knowing 8 kids have crawled out of that pussy is pretty disgusting but who knows, maybe you’re down.

Posted in:Bikini|John and Kate Plus 8

2009

02

Jun

Some Mary Cary and Ron Jeremy Bullshit of the Day

Mary Cary and Ron Jeremy are two people who are so fucking ugly they make me never want to have sex, or even masturbate again, but for some fucking reason they are both pornstars and get paid to fuck on camera for people to watch and masturbate to.

Shit’s gotta be on some next level fetish, maybe they are ugly brother and sister, but I don’t think that is the case if anything the fact that they’ve made careers getting naked, just gives my wife hope that despite her rash, obesity and mobility issues, she too get get fucked on camera because there will always be someone willing to watch….

Here they are at some launch party for some porn called Celebrity Pornhab with Dr Screw. These porn assholes aren’t just ugly but also comedic geniuses.

Posted in:Mary Cary|Porn|Ron Jeremy

2009

02

Jun

Pink and Cary Hart in Bicycle Shorts of the Day

Nothing says homosexual relationship more than two men in spandex shorts going on a romantic bike rides on a 10 speed, other than two men on rollerblades in cut off jean shorts.

This couple’s been through so much, you know pretending they are a heterosexual couple, hiding Cary Hart’s gayness and Pink’s penis, and these pictures are proof that they are almost ready to accept who they are and the fact that their favorite passtime is all night cock slappin’,

So I guess it first starts by going out in public in bike shorts….but it won’t be long before they cut up the best fitting jeans and strap on their blades.

Here they are keeping it Gay, but not too Gay.

Posted in:Bike Shorts|Cary|Pink

2009

02

Jun

Anne Hathaway and Her Tight Red Dress of the Day

Anne Hathaway wore a red dress because she was on her period. If you look closely, I bet you can see her tampon string, because unlike my wife, Anne Hathawa looks like a tampon girl, so whoever she’s fucking is missing out on emptying the bathroom garbage a few months later that you’re supposed to, only to have a bloody fucking maggot filled half-diaper land on the fucking floor, only to have your dog go crazy on the motherfucker, while you are in the other room trying to figure out just how to clean the shit up without having to touch it, only to come back to it spread around the fucking room, instead of being in the well contained package it was left in, and the only real salvation you have is that your wife is unhealthy and going to die soon, or at least not get her period anymore cuz she’s pushing 50.

Posted in:Anne Hathaway|Tight Dress

2009

02

Jun

Malin Ackerman Doesn’t Wear a Bra of the Day

Who the fuck is Malin Ackerman and what kind of name is Malin. I know some of you would want to maul her pussy the first chance you had to grab her from behind and throw her into the trunk of your mom’s Volvo, so that’s why I am posting these pictures of her at an event with no bra, because really who needs a bra when all you’ve got is nipples.

Posted in:Bra|Malin Ackerman

2009

02

Jun

Khloe Kardashian is the Elephant on the Red Carpet of the DAy

Khloe Kardashian and I have a pretty one-sided relationship on Twitter:

She wrote something about flying back to Miami from this event in Vegas and I wrote:

@khloekardashian when you go from city to city, do you get transported in the same planes they use to transport circus elephants? So cool.

She didn’t answer, but wrote:

I would be a singer. I live for music. And I wish I could sing and perform LOL

So I wrote:

@KhloeKardashian u can perform! u need to stand on ur hind feet while balancing on a ball under a big top tent and u must like peanuts.

Good times……

Posted in:Big|Khloe Kardashian

2009

02

Jun

Leona Lewis and Her Cleavage of the Day

Leona Lewis is that girl who sings about sex on her period .

And like a virgin at the mall with buying Magic Cards with my buddies only to be destracted when a big titty girl and her friends walk by in their low cut shirts, I’ve just turned my site into a place that gets excited when a chubby singer shows off some cleavage, and that depresses me.

Nothing makes me feel more pathetic than when I do these desperate posts about cleavage because I have nothing else to talk about, because cleavage is about as PG as shit gets and if you have a capacity to get off to the shit, like I have the capacity to write about the shit, like it really is a fuckin’ big deal, you are as worthless as mine and we should kill ourselves in some kind of ritual that makes people think we were a cult, when really we were just sexually frustrated with lives that suck.

Girls rock cleavage every fucking day, as they fucking should, so noticing it isn’t really a big deal, we’re dudes, we’re supposed to, but making a big deal about the shit, like taking a picture or making a post, or even high fiving your loser friends with boners in your pants is just not cool.

Posted in:cleavage|Leona Lewis

2009

02

Jun

Kendra Wilkinson’s Rocks the Pole for Website Traffic of the Day

I don’t know where these whores get off producing Safe For Work content for their personal blogs, but it just doesn’t fuckin’ compute in my head.

First of all she’s a Playboy chick and in being a Playboy chick, seeing her Stripper Pole Dance like a suburban mom after work, in a pair of shorts is not fuckin’ worth looking at. You see, I have already seen her vagina, therefore, I want to see her on a pole the way she was meant to be on a fucking pole and that’s like the Playboy Feature Dancer and Heffner prostitute she is.

So whoever runs her site, maybe this kind of content would work as a cheap and manipulative way to get traffic for your other sites, like the Kim Kardashian family site, or the Audrina site, or even the Brody Jenner site, since we all know he’s a faggot, but for a Playboy chick, you’re gonna have to get some pussy lip up on here, none of this cheesy shit, even if it is what she does in her spare time…

But I guess above all, who really gives a fuck about Kendra Wilkinson in the first place…but if you do – here are the pics.

Posted in:Kendra Wilkinson|Traffic

2009

02

Jun

Paris Hilton in Some Obnoxious Poses of the Day

Paris Hilton keeps up her bullshit behavior while posing like a cunt promoting her shitty fucking show. The real issue isn’t so much why Paris is in the limelight, or why the paparazzi are taking pictures of her but why executives are giving her TV shows and why people like David Letterman and The View are inviting her in for a fucking interview, like she has anything to say or offer the fuckin’ world, or like we have any interest in hearing her speak, but maybe you have an interest in seeing her titties squeezed into a dress, so here are those pics, while I got cleanse my fuckin’ soul through meditation and drinking to deal with the fact that I lowered myself to post on Paris Hilton, the one person I didn’t want to post on today. Or any day. But did it anyway. I suck at life.

Posted in:Bullshit|Paris Hilton